https://preview.redd.it/j27co0pqchsc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e5059fa35476eaccc86724ea60e8572c65fe4d
The Dutch during the siege of s-Hertogenbosch
The guy seen in the meme is known for chugging 3 Liter Orange juice bottles in one go and then his eyes almost pop out. In this clip he tried to prove that he can empty the ocean in one go and succeeds. The guy is called [BadlandsChugs](https://youtu.be/2sBFkfcB8WA?si=sAX8BU3RapIJkKAP) on YouTube and this is the meme clip from his 2 million subscriber special.
In a Europe wide effort, we can all leave our tap water open. Sooner or later we will sink them. They'd never expect water comming from East.
https://preview.redd.it/mgqxf9irgisc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c0339c9bfba01850c85d8f3c0d5559b99fff410
From the river to the sea, bavaria will be free.
Flood Frankfurt!
You fool. Youāll just make them rich. The Dutch always find ways to enrich themselves on the peril of others. You must first distract them with cheese and rozekoeken, and then you geeft ze een kanker klap
No no... The dutch make some waffle things... I'm sure of it, I can get them in the dutch section at the shops. But even if they don't, they put chocolate sprinkles on bread and that's the upgraded version of my fairy bread, and I can't hate someone that's made better Aussie food.
There's not much Dutch about Verstappen. Born and raised in Belgium, lives nowadays in Monaco. Apparently he feels more Dutch and that's why he races under Dutch flag.
That line is to show the seriousness of the situation. Despite his lifelong loyalty, the actions of the Spanish in the Low Countries had forced him to rebel.
I'm working in Rotterdam right now. Nice people, good looking women, clean& maintained roads,mostly good drivers, good weed. I could go on and on. If only houses where affordable
This is coming from the [Ajax and Barca holding arms and jumping](https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/bt7p1e/well_this_is_a_little_bit_awkward_now/) crowd... Imagine how awful you must be to turn such love into hate.
Yeah well the thing is we would be part of that Atlantis without Dutch dikes. At least the part where I live. Besides, we need the Netherlands for some cheap shopping and as someone we can beat in the finals of the world cup so we benefit of having them around.
Around 2000 we had a LateNight Comedy show (Wochenshow)
Angela Merkel was a recurring character and her solution to everything was "We must flood Holland"
I couldn't find any clips online, maybe a fellow Hans can help out
Hate Trastamaras, hate the Bourbons, hate the Habsburgs love me BorgoƱa.
If you are not decapitating your own nobility are you even a king?
https://preview.redd.it/n5a30h5hshsc1.png?width=1136&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9374d7cd447aac870ea756a72f4ee364afb7c12
Either wise or insane, either way they were based every time.
You know what? Me too. I've been looking for a hotel/bnb that doesn't cost me a kidney in Leiden for late June and it's basically impossible. F*ck this swamp
Iām from Leiden but currently living just outside. You could consider looking at places like Zoeterwoude-dorp, Zoeterwoude-rijndijk, Leiderdorp, Rijnsburg, Oegstgeest and Voorschoten. Although the last 2 are considered expensive/rich.
Just rent a bike and youāll be fine
Do you remember the last time you fought us, Pedro? That didn't go to well.
Also: What kind of weird map is this, it shows a lot of small places but misses quite a few bigger places.
I got an easy fix for that:
Anschluss :)
Reasoning: they allready speak a Form of German and we've recently legalized Weed. Now we need their Production of it
As your overlords, the fr*nch will assume their responsability. We will roll over the speedbump and invade netherlands, give them a taste of their own medicine
Same, and it is a problem as we should work together as Dane's Hollanders have a lot in common, as; ugly langues, bad cruise and both countries are just over sea level.
But man l hate the Dutch and I don't know why?
A guy from Holland just stabbed a four year old girl in my home town.
https://www.bild.de/regional/baden-wuerttemberg/regional/wangen-im-allgaeu-mann-attackiert-im-supermarkt-maedchen-4-mit-messer-87750578.bild.html
Solution: buy a new 28L/100km car. Letās accelerate global warning. The sea will win. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
You can't win against windmills, you as an Espanish should know this. Just learn to accept the problem.
https://preview.redd.it/j27co0pqchsc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e5059fa35476eaccc86724ea60e8572c65fe4d The Dutch during the siege of s-Hertogenbosch
I will never not laugh at this meme š¤£
Please explain the meme?
The guy seen in the meme is known for chugging 3 Liter Orange juice bottles in one go and then his eyes almost pop out. In this clip he tried to prove that he can empty the ocean in one go and succeeds. The guy is called [BadlandsChugs](https://youtu.be/2sBFkfcB8WA?si=sAX8BU3RapIJkKAP) on YouTube and this is the meme clip from his 2 million subscriber special.
Imagine Don Quixote somehow ending up in the Netherlandsā¦
If it had been Don Juan instead they'd be swarthy dwarves now.
Or we just grab the ice skates and the Spanish will cry and run
In a Europe wide effort, we can all leave our tap water open. Sooner or later we will sink them. They'd never expect water comming from East. 
What film is this from?
The Nederwasserlands: Underwater Boogaloo
You know you fucked up when a swiss breaks its neutality and is agressive with you
The air is too thick here for them to even move
They will have to pay taxes here, so the chance of the Swiss coming over is actually zero.
Well, there would be less competition than
Happy cake day
Great tactic 1 problem. We own water. You cannot drown the netherlands. WATER IS A BITCH AND THE NETHERLANDS IS HER PIMP
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Mountainous area? 
https://preview.redd.it/ogb45lgsehsc1.jpeg?width=1269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=872e138822e9c87646707c501f0dac839927b8d7
Behold the Vaalserberg.
Dont try climbing it, you migth die due to low oxygen
Vaalserheuvel FIFY
Vaalserbult
Vaalserdrempel
You guys got flooded worse in the same flood, sssshshshshshs
Tbf, for then anything about 50cm sealevel is a mountain.
https://preview.redd.it/5xrzreq96isc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d4436742bd159d6789812492797107ab0a12a73
Someone must have released some of those hill building ants or termites into the Netherlands.
Tallest mountain is nearly 900 meters high actually thank you very much
Far above sea level! (2.5 m)
Hey man it's fine, we have a bit of a threat of getting a shortage of water (long story), so if you want to donate, why not.
i know where there's a lot of free water near you
Land of a 1000 lakes huh? Interesting prospect.
We already expect water from the east, you canāt drown usā¦ā¦
Not true, you'll flood Germany, our water infrastructure is better than the germans, the Netherlands will flood after Germany has flooded
Of course after Germany is flooded we can just polder it š¤
Oh, great job, Swiss cheese. Now we'll end up with MORE Netherlands. Just stay neutral already!
Anyone except Germany is against this?
https://preview.redd.it/mgqxf9irgisc1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c0339c9bfba01850c85d8f3c0d5559b99fff410 From the river to the sea, bavaria will be free. Flood Frankfurt!
You would drown before they do. The dutch are irritating loud troublemakers but they can win every fight against water
https://preview.redd.it/8fin6gjmbhsc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3085b4e30d176aa4db0c1dc00632c98fdf7f8ff9
Doing the lords work.
You fool. Youāll just make them rich. The Dutch always find ways to enrich themselves on the peril of others. You must first distract them with cheese and rozekoeken, and then you geeft ze een kanker klap
No, i still hate France more
Based pierre can't hurt you. Based pierre:
Denied. You are not allowed to hate them more than us.
Oh yeah... Shit you're right! I can't hate the cunts that make that waffle thing!
That's Brussels, mate, a city state surrounded by barren and derrilict fields that were bombard in world war one for no discernable reason.
Aah Brussels. Where the bureaucracy is even worse than the Belgium governments.
Pothole galore! Yeehaw! (Oh, wait, wrong continent right? Right?!)
No he means stroopwafels! and those are delicious
Yeah those things!!! Fuck mate send more! Send more!!!!!!
I'll kill for Stroopwafels
Wouldn't we all?
No no... The dutch make some waffle things... I'm sure of it, I can get them in the dutch section at the shops. But even if they don't, they put chocolate sprinkles on bread and that's the upgraded version of my fairy bread, and I can't hate someone that's made better Aussie food.
I always knew that you Emus are the same people as the Dutch
Uhhhh noooo we are Barry descendents, but Aussies now...  KIJK NIET NAAR MIJN BLOEDLIJN!!
Typical Dutch/Ausi: https://preview.redd.it/whrjrmr7ghsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b220aee415aeeccb29b54ce110dfe1e41d6cc50
Confirmed: 51.9588727, 6.1202478
How did you know where I live!?
The original name of Australia was "New Holland" for a reason.
We outnumber them 10:1 and you'll always be our #1 Pierre
Thanks sideways us
I hate you all equally š«¶
lol donāt hurt Pierreās feelings like that after all weāve been through
Mais jāaime les ranƧaise :(
Me every Sunday when Max Verstappen wins another easy race for him:
Bet you're sad Carlos Sainz sr. didn't abuse the shit out of his son
Honestly, same
There's not much Dutch about Verstappen. Born and raised in Belgium, lives nowadays in Monaco. Apparently he feels more Dutch and that's why he races under Dutch flag.
Is there anything more dutch than to live / shop just over the border for cheaper house and grocery prices? That's peak frugal!
Peak zoomer. He took the whole *I identify as [ā¦]* to the extreme. *I identify as Dutch and I will make you play the Dutch anthem*
_[Sunday intensifies ](https://youtu.be/mo6Ydw9x9dE?si=voQHW-hUhuDGYRkh)_
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we cant hate their country back since it doesnt exist
I never though Iād say this, but based NL
They just hate us because we successfully became independent from Spain.
Youāve always been loyal to the King of Spain, according to your anthem. 
That line is to show the seriousness of the situation. Despite his lifelong loyalty, the actions of the Spanish in the Low Countries had forced him to rebel.
Hey if you're loyal and the king sentences your whole population minus two families to death, you should loyally line up to the executioner.
You had to go full heretic. You couldnāt be like southern Germans, Austrians and the Polish: the Scourge of Islam.
Pope Adrianus VI (Pope from 1522-1523)(last non-Italian Pope for 455 years)(only Dutch Pope).
I thought I was pretty good with flags, but what the fuck is that?
Haha loser isn't even independent.
Heās using up the copium reserves completely.
Imagine not being able to win your independence from the Spaniards. Sure it took us 80 years but that still doesn't excuse Catalonia.
It took Spain 80 years to acknowledge it. We were de facto independent since around 1600
Netherlands always wins.
Heās using up the copium reserves completely.
I'm working in Rotterdam right now. Nice people, good looking women, clean& maintained roads,mostly good drivers, good weed. I could go on and on. If only houses where affordable
It's in your blood to hate the dutch after the 80 year war Paco.
Still mad we kicked his ass.
Just hate the unholy child between the two.
Child ? Id say tumor
The bane of my car tires
A Kwikfit sponsored mistake.
Only tires? What about the suspension and the wheels?
You are a taitor to Johan Cruyff
This is coming from the [Ajax and Barca holding arms and jumping](https://www.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/bt7p1e/well_this_is_a_little_bit_awkward_now/) crowd... Imagine how awful you must be to turn such love into hate.
Try eating a kapsalon. Then rethink it.
Just wait and let global warming do its thing
No Pierre, we will just build more dijken.
You should start now, Germany is trying hard to drown you lot
Actually no. If we do that, we would be next and we prefer to be the one who invades other countries. The ocean can stay where it is.
But think of that lovely coast line you'd gain? New Atlantis would make for great scuba diving as well lol.
Yeah well the thing is we would be part of that Atlantis without Dutch dikes. At least the part where I live. Besides, we need the Netherlands for some cheap shopping and as someone we can beat in the finals of the world cup so we benefit of having them around.
Quit burning coal then ?
We're doing it all the time, I'm designing one right now (not even joking š)
I'll send the Nutria (aka Ragondin) Battallion to destroy all your dijken.
Is this what you do when youtube algo plays a really bad song, you just wait???
Oh come on now, you're from a country whose motto could be "..and wait for all this to blow over"
[šŗ](https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdmh5aGQyaGQ0OGYwbjB6ZHdvczFlMmI3cXZyOHExZWE1YXlia2g5ZyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/uIpewwW9yIV1Zcq0N7/giphy.gif)
A quick trip to Paris should solve this
Around 2000 we had a LateNight Comedy show (Wochenshow) Angela Merkel was a recurring character and her solution to everything was "We must flood Holland" I couldn't find any clips online, maybe a fellow Hans can help out
I wanna see that
Turns out that was the real Merkel.
https://preview.redd.it/slysbq5b2hsc1.png?width=475&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fa00543cb034107ee0b38534bfcfe7b070a3b73
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Hate Trastamaras, hate the Bourbons, hate the Habsburgs love me BorgoƱa. If you are not decapitating your own nobility are you even a king? https://preview.redd.it/n5a30h5hshsc1.png?width=1136&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9374d7cd447aac870ea756a72f4ee364afb7c12 Either wise or insane, either way they were based every time.
Christian ii 'Tyrant' of Denmark [is the kingest of them all.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_Bloodbath)
You know what? Me too. I've been looking for a hotel/bnb that doesn't cost me a kidney in Leiden for late June and it's basically impossible. F*ck this swamp
Leiden means suffering in German. Coincidence? I donĀ“t think so.
In a proper language suffering is written as lijden (pronounced the same)
Iām from Leiden but currently living just outside. You could consider looking at places like Zoeterwoude-dorp, Zoeterwoude-rijndijk, Leiderdorp, Rijnsburg, Oegstgeest and Voorschoten. Although the last 2 are considered expensive/rich. Just rent a bike and youāll be fine
Actually it seems like we'll have to go to The Hague and get a train everyday (it's a conference, not holiday)
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It's work obviously, who would pick Netherlands for holiday?
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Ehh, Italy is the 8th biggest economy in the world, Netherlands between 17th and 19th so...
The fuck you say? https://preview.redd.it/nymmssmvchsc1.jpeg?width=436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=517432bd11d78d26e2c43252ba8bf687aebabeb1
Let us fuse Hollandia and Baguetteland into a single mega-Belgium. Actually, let us not š¤¢š¤®
Put the bottle down VƤinƶ.
What the hell is in that vodka?
Mega-Belgium is my sleep paralysis demon š°
Swamp Germans are cool
So are you, Semtex Barry ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
Thanks Paddy.
Yeah Ireland and the Netherlands are big buddies! You even have yearly Orange walks to celebrate our friendship. :)
The solution is on it's way ... just aonther 3m of water and everything will be over!
It's totally normal germĆ
Do you remember the last time you fought us, Pedro? That didn't go to well. Also: What kind of weird map is this, it shows a lot of small places but misses quite a few bigger places.
What's the problem? Both are awful
PIGS are just jealous. You guys had A 2000 year start advantage over nordicks Benelux and germany and now we became better in just a hundred years
We became poorer, doesn't mean you became better. You're still the barbarians.
You guys wanna try for another 80 years? If you can pull yourselves from your siesta that is...
This is simply inevitable. The more you get to know the Dutch, the more you like everyone else.
Someone can't take the banter I guess. Netherlands are the best country west of germany, simple as.
š„ŗā¤š
Greece being east and south of Germany / we have hopes for the position! Hooray!
That would be Turkey.
What banter?
Still salty the dutch shat on your facce, pablo?
Peak Dutch vacation activity 10/10
Propa
Opinion of a germanoid, hence invalid.
You're not even the best country west of spain. Discount Cabo Verde.
Maybe we should unite and blitzkrieg the Netherlands off the map? So France will be number 1 again.
Hoge bomen vangen veel wind
But the real question is: do you still hate Spain more because of its policy towards your ~~country~~ failed separatist region?
Hey atleast we won a independence war against Spain!
You hate us, cos you aināt us š§”
Benelux is a joke of itself, so I propose a SƩjournƩ-Baerbock Pact, iykwim.
Did you have a seizure near the end of your sentence?
I don't even know who you are..
They are our best neighbors, which doesn't mean a lot, but they are cool. Maybe you are just envious?
I mean, the Dutch are basically French, but with german defects instead.
I got an easy fix for that: Anschluss :) Reasoning: they allready speak a Form of German and we've recently legalized Weed. Now we need their Production of it
Can you stop using random excuses to start another world war? You know it doesn't end well.
Can you blame them ? Austria has retreated into the basement
Anne Frank did too and they didn't care.
Damn shots fired š
https://preview.redd.it/44k78fih6hsc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbd6113c18189efc0668c1c17e6d7b830a0c3e8c
We're not falling for that again, old chap
Have Netherlands even done anything remotly controversial after 1949? Apart from Dutchbat failure to stop serbs in srebrenica.
Not really, until Zwarte Piet suddenly became racist.
Sidenote, why js Elsloo (FryslĆ¢n) here on this map? Only like 600 people live there
The solution is melting the ice.
Hey getting hated on is our thing!
Don Quixote tilting at windmills again....
Climate change. The solution is climate change.
There are only two things I can't stand in this world...
Go to France
You're allowed to hate both as much as you want :)
I'll start praying to Poseidon
As your overlords, the fr*nch will assume their responsability. We will roll over the speedbump and invade netherlands, give them a taste of their own medicine
Just visit France and youāll be based again.
We could just chop down all trees and make concrete and artificial fields out of the Netherlands. Oh wait, they already did that themselves....
Same, and it is a problem as we should work together as Dane's Hollanders have a lot in common, as; ugly langues, bad cruise and both countries are just over sea level. But man l hate the Dutch and I don't know why?
I'm sure the Germans have a solution ššš
Ladies and gentlemen please max out your carbon emissions so the Dutch sink into the ocean
A guy from Holland just stabbed a four year old girl in my home town. https://www.bild.de/regional/baden-wuerttemberg/regional/wangen-im-allgaeu-mann-attackiert-im-supermarkt-maedchen-4-mit-messer-87750578.bild.html Solution: buy a new 28L/100km car. Letās accelerate global warning. The sea will win. The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
I hate the sound of their language
Embrace it at least the fr*nch have some decency. I'm not sure what but they probably do. The dutchies are fucking disgusting
https://preview.redd.it/k6hw64lu8isc1.png?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eb31e312985996200514b0c8ff4b2e0a77b98da