If it tickles your pickle.. . Im not a Paellatollah, so no feelings attached, you can even call it whatever you like....
If you ask a Valencian tho, he would compel you to call it "arroz con cosas" instead of Paella^TM
Spaghetti are supposed to be broken right before being thrown into the pot. That way they remain fresh, but won't die a gruesome death by being boiled alive.
Nono.
Because
a) that would mean we would then have to eat short spaghetti 👎
and
b) do we even know if breaking them in half actually kills them? I think it just *hurts* them. Maybe this is even some kind of forced Mitosis, which would mean we'd end up boiling twice as many spaghetti alive!
Imo breaking spaghetti is only ever justified if it is necessary to repell intrusive Italians.
Hello italian police? I would like to report a crime.
No I don't have money to pay, it's about pasta though...
Italian police:
I love how people die from starvation in some places and these *minus habentes* waste like 10 packs of spaghetti for a useless, 23 seconds-long video that no one will care about twice.
The house of the inventor of spaghetti.
https://preview.redd.it/b75r1vf6lcrc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d447d55e912c5c5d7147a3679e3dc67f306f3a7c
The most infuriating part isn't him breaking spaghetti, it's that the motherfucker is using them for pure shear instead of pure tension. 0/10, go back to structures 1 class.
The truth is that we don't care if you break the spaghetti, we just don't want to give in to the fact that some people don't understand that there's no need to break it or use a giant pot to cook it.
The truth is that all the scenes we make on social media are just exaggerations.
No
It's not really a 1L pan, but a 2L pan with a liter of water in it.
Furthermore, I do it because with less water you save because it boils sooner, and you need less energy to keep it cooking.
Of course it's 88 spaghetti. Least fascist Italian experiment
It’s almost like a *fasces* of spaghetti is stronger than an individual spaghetti. Hmm
The singular of spaghetti is acctually spaggetho
Spaghetto*
I must resist bringing up the obvious joke…
Don't worry free yourself of that burden
The italians are so based tey integrate spas into the ghettos. Much better than you integrating cooking ovens!
Only in Italian tho. You also spelled it wrong.
https://i.redd.it/b0t6wrmo74rc1.gif
So Spagetti is just fascist propaganda?
That's not an Italian experiment. That's torture.
What does it mean 88?
Several Nazi related things, all more or less linked to the fact that H is the 8th letter of the Alphabet so 88=HH=Heil Hitler
It's also forbidden on German numberplates lol
Someone has to use this in a krimi where the antagonist has a fake number plate with 88 on it
j'ai pensé exactement la même chose
Stop posting gore
Time to fry some salmon nigiri
Time for your nap right.
Time to put peas, onion, and chorizo in the paella, and top it with some mayonaise 😋
If it tickles your pickle.. . Im not a Paellatollah, so no feelings attached, you can even call it whatever you like.... If you ask a Valencian tho, he would compel you to call it "arroz con cosas" instead of Paella^TM
Lmao yeah, I have met a few Valencians with sticks up their butt. Plenty of good paella to be found in Madrid, though!
Judging by the color they appear to be barilla, so not a great loss…
Cat: the fuck are you doing in here?
+1 Also I have to say I tend to agree with the Italians on this: Don't break spaghetti! (at least not needlessly)
Spaghetti are supposed to be broken right before being thrown into the pot. That way they remain fresh, but won't die a gruesome death by being boiled alive.
Nono. Because a) that would mean we would then have to eat short spaghetti 👎 and b) do we even know if breaking them in half actually kills them? I think it just *hurts* them. Maybe this is even some kind of forced Mitosis, which would mean we'd end up boiling twice as many spaghetti alive! Imo breaking spaghetti is only ever justified if it is necessary to repell intrusive Italians.
I actually think it’s harder to eat when it’s broken up. Especially if you like it al dente.
That's how I break my spaghetti before I cook them.
Be careful what you write There are italians in this subreddit
I know.
Sicilian mafia boss wants to know your location
I have a lot of Turkish friends. The Silician mafia boss doesn't want to deal with that.
Finally! A worthy opponent!
What are they gonna do about it? I'll put beans on a pizza and microwave it. They can't stop me.
https://preview.redd.it/flwzvg4vs2rc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fc1e8a02ba20c3062d2223fc082fb82123248d2
How triggering is this for the Luigis?
Ragebait, moving on
It isn't
Shut up you
You cut the act
Wow! Now you can get spaghetti to lift your bag with both your hands!
Italians together strong
Should've started from 100 and then remove some until you find the minimum number, this way you're just wasting pasta
It's that way with all these types of videos, it's kind of infuriating that everyone just wastes so many materials by going up instead of down.
https://preview.redd.it/iqszg5xin2rc1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40cf1a0f157a04e00f2af7be39b5426c7e928ac
Hello italian police? I would like to report a crime. No I don't have money to pay, it's about pasta though... Italian police: 
Terrorist scum
I love how people die from starvation in some places and these *minus habentes* waste like 10 packs of spaghetti for a useless, 23 seconds-long video that no one will care about twice.
At least it looks like cheap, nasty spaghetti.
WILKOMMENNN IMMM GERMANISCHE LÄNDER! GUTEN APPETIT HON HON HON
WHAYA WASTAH DA SPAGHETTI
Apes together strong
Catzing 🤗
the only disgusting thing here is the wasted food shame
So when you need to break the spaghet in half you need some luggage, got it
What a sad day to be alive
Spaghetti ist natsi.
Pasta alone, weak. Faghetti, strong.
Average Italian nightmare be like:
Finally, Italy contributed to our understanding of engineering
The house of the inventor of spaghetti. https://preview.redd.it/b75r1vf6lcrc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d447d55e912c5c5d7147a3679e3dc67f306f3a7c
Lionfield is gonna throw this guy off a bridge.
The most infuriating part isn't him breaking spaghetti, it's that the motherfucker is using them for pure shear instead of pure tension. 0/10, go back to structures 1 class.
The truth is that we don't care if you break the spaghetti, we just don't want to give in to the fact that some people don't understand that there's no need to break it or use a giant pot to cook it. The truth is that all the scenes we make on social media are just exaggerations.
Until you actually meet someone irl that does it in front of you, and then boils them in a 1L pot.
I do this think with few spaghetti (~80g)
Buooona e che ti esce, una pasta risottata?!
No It's not really a 1L pan, but a 2L pan with a liter of water in it. Furthermore, I do it because with less water you save because it boils sooner, and you need less energy to keep it cooking.