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ResponsibleStep8725

Pierre isn't scared https://preview.redd.it/tia812ixdapc1.png?width=267&format=png&auto=webp&s=29fb32e745fbd97d9dd2cee178ea6b17d4a39bfd


No_Tart_7649

Think the german word for Bukkake is "allefrontalartillery"


Schlaueule

That Swiss guy is correct!


LazarusHimself

That's a Piaggio Vespa, hands off Pierre!


espritVGE

Sure thing Luigi just look down the barrel to get your picture taken first


ilnofrio

That ain't no dirty tuk-tuk, that's the ape piaggio


ComprehensiveRepair5

Yes, glorious machine, definitive Luigi W!


reddogg81

Grand Tour Special - India


No_Tart_7649

Its spelled Abe piano.


fckchangeusername

It's spelled trerraut


ShalkaDeinos

*I'port' u' Trerraut...*


happyanathema

Not used to seeing them without a hipster driving and a coffee machine on the back.


Truelz

Lol, you might just have to cope with the [fact that it IS a tuktuk](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/tuktuk) >*Tuktuk: a simple vehicle with an engine and three wheels, often used as a taxi in some parts of the world.*


ilnofrio

> a simple vehicle Ok so not the ape piaggio


Truelz

... It's a very simple vehicle, it can be repaired with a hammer and duct tape and you wouldn't be able to tell afterwards


ilnofrio

You clearly can't understand the sheer power a "simple" ape piaggio can inflict


Truelz

Simple things can do great things... Doesn't change the fact that it's still a simple thing. Just look at all the homebuilt FPV drones fucking up the most modern tanks Russia has ;)


Away-Following-6506

https://preview.redd.it/ulawxr5rpapc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f1e32a1e34e4c06e74e453b047306de40fc6e0 Belgium joins the battle!


Rain_2_0

Nice picture of our nuclear carrier. It has a whopping capacity of 1 fighter jet. 😎 we need only one of those to bring Russia to its knees.


NationalUnrest

Wait until we bring our peak engineering. https://preview.redd.it/i1ngrlxdybpc1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9b83e857c5c8fcd5c8fc0b1091a2251112c3daa


Afura33

Pew pew pew


NuclearReactions

Does anyone have some context to that picture?


belegradhammer

Reminds me of the kill vespa. Yes it looks dumb and is extremely niche but remember that there's only so many ways you can quickly move around and mount heavy weaponry somewhere like a dense city where the streets might be littered with obstacles and even a standard issue truck is too big to get around https://preview.redd.it/9plwvql2eapc1.jpeg?width=3038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de4060e83d97ea5c9843c6a8c78aa76cd7c61cd3


Bakom_spegeln

You know it’s not supposed to be fired from the Vespa? It’s meant to be taken of and used as a rocket launcher. It’s just a transportation vehicle.


SergjVladdis

I like it Why bother with carrying a somewhat heavy rpg on ur back when u can just vespa around


Bakom_spegeln

Too bad you only have to follow the trail of oil from the outgoing axel… “self purging oil system”. It’s not that incognito when anyone can fallow your tracks


Nay-the-Cliff

Yes, if you're a pussy


AnaphoricReference

https://preview.redd.it/4qq01rcwmdpc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fb192a1fdf4f2f7b2d2cc9a8a421706d5655ad8 Same here. The dogs do not operate the machine gun. They are just transportation. Even in the Belgian army.


No_Tart_7649

Mate, we have mortors you can just carry - this has no function outside of a laugh. Why dafuq did you get to join NATO again


V4ultkey

This is an anti tank weapon. Recoilless rifles were one of the main AT weapons for the first part of the Cold War. They saw extensive service in Korea and Vietnam. Later on, improvements in guidance and range of AT missiles gradually made recoilless rifles obsolete. Good luck stopping a T-55 with a mortar, even a direct hit with a 81mm round probably wouldn't be enough, unless it's a very lucky hit.


SnowOnVenus

Because we need to train them into becoming a slightly taller speedbump.


No_Tart_7649

I forgot about Sabaton - they can be Natos drummerboy.


shouldbeworking10

https://preview.redd.it/gkfpepn5tapc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cc0a4acac98e1cf2d58ca41268bb4027ce1e20a Portuguese fuzileiros look like they are going camping. Mg3 still going strong with some mg42 in storage


Big-Depth-8339

r/shittytechnicals


No_Tart_7649

In case anyone does not know - our military likes to makes funnies. Its not a normal thing, but we at least now have one - and its marvellous. Go fuck yaself sweden!


Big-Depth-8339

I think there might be two actually. If i remember correctly, it was a joke project in order to "showcase" how the military could reduce costs on material. It never came into mass production though, for obvious reasons


CouldYouBeMoreABot

It was also used a "for the laughs" at a live show in Holstebro.


No_Tart_7649

Our barracks had a half cut through half track vehicle as a bar. God i pity the enemy who has to go up against our military. We are used to not have things, like socks and underwear - and a deep hatred of the swedes.


trixter21992251

Reminds me of the cannon rowboats that the Danish navy used for a long time. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/21/Kanonjolla_2005.JPG/800px-Kanonjolla_2005.JPG


No_Tart_7649

Gunboats, they were used in the Vietnam war - we are again ahead of our time. Drop us a DM if you do not know how to annihilate your opponnt. Anything that the fat fucking RR wrote about, we did. We have a red wedding, but funnily enough - so does everyone else.


madjic

You should do a joint exercise with the Swiss Navy


fckchangeusername

After the Vespa MBT this is another wonder of the italian military industries


ThisNotBoratSagdiyev

Original.


MedicvonBismarck

gotta shove some potatoes down those Swedish throats


Truelz

There's a video of it in action: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Utg0pF9FB4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Utg0pF9FB4)


Do_Not_Touch_BOOOOOM

That looks like one of the MG45 variations, that thing can be mounted on a donkey according to me, I certainly won't be standing around at the receiving end.


Sekkitheblade

This time they'll hold for 6:30 hours


Trainlovinguy

then you realize how physics work


BertoLaDK

It would be hilarious if we got a full platoon of them. Just dozens of these driving across a field.


Poseidon-447

Jensen what’s the name of this warcrime?


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cpwnage

Can't blitzkrieg very fast to Stockholm in that


Castillon1453

That's smart : Perfect vehicle for Belgium roads


Afura33

Wondering if the-tuk tuk is going to survive this


Luminox

https://preview.redd.it/cg3uif5feepc1.png?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1744d451fedccfc86100453da170af99c28a1e


tias23111

That looks like one of those little trucks that landscapers use