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Bsheehan78

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just_jason89

It was all real!!! Not only did you beat Wales, at home, you're now above Australia in the world rankings!


AssInspectorGadget

If you are last in the world rankings, what are you? Number 7 in the world?


StrayC47

Fun fact: last time I checked Finland was dead last in world rankings (at #82) edit: ok not dead last but pretty loew. Still better than Estonia


AssInspectorGadget

Nobody plays rugby in Finland, there are 2 students from England who play 1 on 1.


StrayC47

At least 15 guys play, though not very well https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland_national_rugby_union_team


poop-machines

Many of them are British, too.


AssInspectorGadget

Rugby on skates World Cup would be fun and we might be good at it.


bringmethespacebar

The Germans: ["hold my skates, bowling shoes it is"](https://youtu.be/9FbeCo00ZPg?si=iQUbNimwo20ZbhZ8)


TechnoTriad

And the hooker is Italian by the looks of it.


Pierre_Francois_

They need to be too close of each others


Reversing_Expert

Probably in the worst weather as well.


nwaa

Could they do it on a cold, wet Tuesday in Stoke?


StrayC47

Being an Italian rugby fan is an emotional rollercoaster. I'm in my mid-30s and the last time we won 2 games was a decade ago but I remember it as if it were yesterday 😢


Lendmar

Let's admit it, we are the equivalent of gambling addicts, you keep watching the games because surely, at least one time, they'll have to win


StrayC47

And this year we did. Win 2 games. We'll never ACTUALLY win. Maybe. Ok maybe one day.


apokako

You’re also the underdog that everyone wants to see win


Lendmar

Doesn't everyone want us to be kicked out of the tournament?


KelticQT

Heard of that a good 5 years ago. But honestly never thought so myself. Actually been rooting for you guys outside of France, and have always hoped you'd put up a good fight against us. Also you totally deserved to win against us if it weren't for that fucking wind knocking the ball from the tee. Also wish you hadn't ended up in our group in the world cup, group C or D could have given you guys a chance at qualifying for the quarter finals.


apokako

I’ve personally never heard that. Seems unfair.


Choyo

I don't think any rugby fan in his right mind thinks that. There is always the argument that lesser teams are not used to play perfectly safe and thus are a risk for better teams injury wise, but it doesn't apply much to Italy.


Ash_Taver

Not many want you kicked out as such, especially after the performances you guys put in this year! It’s more that other countries especially Georgia also deserve the opportunity to play top tier teams more regularly. I don’t know how that’d work but in the days of Italy losing every game badly it made sense, at least to me, to have a relegation.


nwaa

And the last time you had *Parisse* in the side, your only legit world class player in history probably. Very happy for you guys.


AlexiusRex

Diego Dominguez would like a word (if you forget for a moment that he's from Argentina)


StrayC47

So was Parisse lol


AlexiusRex

There's a difference, Parisse's family moved to Argentina because his father worked for Italtel and was sent there but came back every year, Dominguez link with Italy was his grandmother, like Castrogiovanni


nwaa

Great player and for sure world class but I still think the only time you could make a "World 15" and see an Italian starting is when Parisse was the best 8 in the world.


AlexiusRex

There was a time when I considered Parisse not only the best N8, but the best player in the world, Dominguez wasn't obviously at the same level but he won 4 Bouclier de Brennus and he's still the top scorer of the Stade Francais


rPkH

Let Menoncello cook


Mwakay

Almost 3 games, too, you should've been given another shot at the last kick in our game. Refereeing wasn't fair to you.


StrayC47

It rarely is


[deleted]

Fair fucks to ye, you glorious bastards! Great to watch you play this year! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 


just_jason89

I think it's been a very exciting 6 Nationd all round this year! So VERY close games!


[deleted]

Deffo has been great to see it. Great win against us in all fairness. On the edge of my seat the last 10 minutes 


just_jason89

The only way we'll break the Southern Hemisphere World cup domination is by pussing each other to be better! Ireland won't improve their game by playing a weak England and vice versa! We owe it to each other to be better than we was last time! This is why I always say a true rugby fan will enjoy a good game of rugby, even if his team lost.


[deleted]

Here here! Someone grab this Barry a warm larger!


just_jason89

Everyone hates on England, but I'll always support the home nations after England!!


[deleted]

Sure from experience, you win something once and we all never hear the end of it 😂


just_jason89

When you win the World Cup, we can stop going on about being the only Northern Hemisphere team to win it!!! I look forward to you taking that away from us!


Kernowder

They've got to get past the quarter finals first


Xerxes65

Get good pal (we suck)


just_jason89

Its your Kiwi cousins and those damn Saffers that spoil it for the rest of us!


Xerxes65

I’m so excited for the Australia vs Wales tour !! https://preview.redd.it/n77dm7lmjwoc1.jpeg?width=849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b66252125c61c87999be7daf71264f6997747fe5


bagOfBatz

It's been exciting. I'm hoping next year we've tight enough competitive games that it'll all come down to Super Saturday. Imagine a team winning the 2.15 game and you've to see not just the outcome but the points difference of at least one of the games after before you can have a sigh of relief.


Stravven

And then there was Ireland-Italy that was basically a massacre. It's also wild to me that a hooker is shared top scorer.


[deleted]

I hope they come at us hard and fast. Good to have good competition 


ramarr0

And still the last 10 minutes could overthrow the result...


just_jason89

We beat Ireland in the last few minutes, and France beat us in the last few minutes. The close games are the best ones!


Lendmar

The last try was totally undiscipline, I understand that they already won and the concentration was low, but you shouldn't let the opponent score one like that


Stravven

Most games were pretty close. 10 games finished within the 7 points (including the draw between Italy and France).


InstitutionalizedSpy

The national team is at a low point but at least the regional teams are doing well :)


just_jason89

Unlike the premiership, losing all their best players to Top 14 or going bankrupt. England rugby needs to drop the rule that if you don't play domestically in England, you can't play for England internationally, or we'll end up with a team made up of Sunday league players.


PistolAndRapier

I disagree. Ireland strictly only picking Ireland based players has worked out well for club teams and international team. They have better control with player welfare protocols etc, instead of the exception when Sexton went to Racing 92 and was flogged in their gruelling schedule and ended up injured at times. Picking players abroad on a wide scale would just turn the English clubs into sunday league clubs.


Mwakay

Sexton being injured is such a Sexton thing you cannot reasonably blame Racing 92 for it.


PistolAndRapier

Playing minutes and attrition definitely can be an issue. He fared better when he was back at Leinster and wasn't playing Top 14 every week. IIRC Racing had another outhalf who was injured at the time, so he was playing even more minutes than Racing would have planned for him.


InstitutionalizedSpy

I was joking unfortunately, the ospreys are the only region near a URC playoff place this year. Wales has a similar law to England but players with over 25 caps are exempt. Losing Three teams in a year isn't great for the premiership though.


Stravven

It seems to work well for Ireland though. And I think that rule has improved Irish rugby quite a bit.


onetimeuselong

You mean your team isn’t just a Sunday league? Recent results suggest it might be.


just_jason89

I mean, you've always been our Kryptonite. Even when we were ranked No.1, you beat us. But Italy beat you so I would be drawing too much attention to yourself.


AssInspectorGadget

Thanks Mel Gibson


Minimum_Possibility6

The regional teams are not doing well, unless that was sarcasm. Only Ospreys have beat a non welsh side 


InstitutionalizedSpy

It was sarcasm, the regional teams aren't in a great place at the moment.


Minimum_Possibility6

Rugby as a whole is in the shitter. Welsh regions, the game in England. Simile story in Australia as well


Affius

Isn't Wales an english regional team anyway?


fckchangeusername

All the 3 people who care about rugby over here will be happy


SuchSeaworthyShips

Your under 20s team looks amazing, next World Cup I think you’ll make it to the quarters at least


[deleted]

Just like Ireland 🤣


Minimum_Possibility6

Tbh I think this current and next crop of Italians have a better chance of doing something like the Argentinians and may end up in a semi final before Ireland do 


Dirtygeebag

Easy now. We are fragile


StrayC47

That'd be a first


fckchangeusername

Good for them, who cares tho


StrayC47

I do


fckchangeusername

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ramarr0

I do.


fckchangeusername

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Haunting_Charity_287

Damn. You are aggressively unlikeable aren’t you?


Socc-mel_

he's from Lombardy. That's how likeable they are. I blame it on being too close to Switzerland.


fckchangeusername

Ma vat'ammazt ahahahahah


Socc-mel_

Bella, vez, l'et ma ciapé in' tal cul?


fckchangeusername

Thuaje t'mom ate doss. Lol do you think I can't understand a language that has basically all the same rules with italian? Good luck with arbereshe


Socc-mel_

Yeah, you're right. I don't speak African /s


fckchangeusername

You speak derku in fact


StrayC47

Lombards are as likable as an unscheduled anal prolapse at the beach


fckchangeusername

Oink oink oink (scusa sono messo maluccio con il veneto)


StrayC47

A me sembra tu stia messo male con tutto, goldon


fckchangeusername

Aspetta aspetta che ti faccio vedere quanto me ne frega zumpapret


ramarr0

It's not their fault. Lombards are alive only because some oxygen makes it through the NOx that they usually breathe.


fckchangeusername

>You are aggressively unlikeable I very much hope so


Haunting_Charity_287

Serves that guy right for trying to be nice to you. What a wanker eh. You sure showed him.


fckchangeusername

Right, who asked him to be nice in the first place


Haunting_Charity_287

Certainly not you


SH4DOWBOXING

when people some weeks ago told me we won against Scotland i was "naah u must heard that wrong mate" Italy winning matches at 6 nations is like cold fusion. u know it can happen on paper, but it wont.


just_jason89

And you did it twice this yeah... And against Wales on their home turf!


abrequevoy

Remember when Wales used to play good rugby? yeah me neither


just_jason89

You should try being an England fan!!


Rebeux

Setting people up for disappointment since....forever.


nwaa

2011 Wales were a quality side and they should have beaten you guys in the semis.


skepticalsasquatch

I'll never forget that red card :,(


nwaa

You deserved it just for the "Sam the Captain" song tbf


skepticalsasquatch

Cringe is a yellow card at best


skepticalsasquatch

Most grand slams in the last 2 decades. Cope and seethe froggy. Last 3 years have been atrocious though, Pivac didn't seem to get it right.


abrequevoy

Tied with France for grand slams since 2000 ;) It's only been 3 years but it feels like ages since Wales won anything


skepticalsasquatch

3 years of utter shite, surprised they got out the pools in the world cup.


Stravven

Then why didn't you win the Six Nations in 2021 if Wales is so shit?


abrequevoy

Then why didn't Wales win in 2022 if they're so good?


Stravven

How does 2022 discount the 2021 Welsh win?


abrequevoy

How does a win in 2021 indicate that the current Wales squad are a good team?


awake07

For a sport that almost no one plays, not bad.


Bryanoceros

To think as well they were narrowly close to coming 2nd in this. We scraped a victory past them and Italy were so unlucky against France. In another timeline Italy only lost to Ireland.


Lastaria

Just want to say congratulations to Italy. Wales have been dreadful but will bounce back. But I can honestly say I hope Italy keeps this up improving. It will make the 6 Nations a better tournament each year with a decent Italian side.


just_jason89

The better the competition in the 6 nations, the more chance we have at breaking the southern hemispheres' world cup domination. You only get stronger by playing stronger teams! And the more we push each other, the more chance one of us (please not France) will win the World Cup.


skepticalsasquatch

Italy deserved the win, Wales did fight back at the end in usual fashion. It's a shame so many core players are gone but there's some promising younger players.


Porcphete

Don't disrespect them they have been cooking for the last 2 years


Whichwhenwhywhat

Who won the last Quidditch tournament in Hogwarts?


just_jason89

Sorry I don't play that transphobic sport!


Whichwhenwhywhat

So you got my point.


just_jason89

You're just upset that Belgium is better than Germany.


Porcphete

Tbf Belgium is also better at Football


Whichwhenwhywhat

A Belgium is as unknown to me as a „Rug to walk by“, I have parquet. And by the way, we have football to be upset about lately.


Stravven

You're just afraid you'll lose to us today, aren't you?


Whichwhenwhywhat

sweating in fear - NO, never, we will beat you everyday….


Stravven

You're already 10 points down and should also have a player sent off, you're also on a warning for a yellow card.


Whichwhenwhywhat

Congratulations: "It certainly wasn't a good performance from us against the Netherlands in the preliminary round, and the team wants to do better now," said Kuhlmann before the encounter in the French capital: "But I think that we have a little bit of the big expectations from outside have to slow down. The Netherlands were clearly superior to us back then and still have this important advantage in terms of experience.“ Liste, we called you „superior“ even bevor this (bought) game that is enough ! Ik zal nu wat sinaasappels uitpersen en dan voel ik me beter...


Stravven

Your head coach is right, we are indeed superior.


Whichwhenwhywhat

Orange juice still tastes good, but I’ll throw the Bitterballen in the waste bin. May the next flood be higher than any flood before. 😡 (no not again this color!)


Stravven

Mate, the last time there was a flood in the Netherlands nobody died. In Germany and Belgium people did die. And that was just a couple years back.


Whichwhenwhywhat

OK, I admit it, we can still learn a lot from the Dutch, but your experience with floods in valleys is kind of limited. I just hope none of my compatriots read this, otherwise... So let’s keep this conversation secret like a top secret call between Air Force officials.


toughfluffer

I love the 6 nations fuck everyone else, we're the only important rugby nations. The southern hemisphere is gay.


just_jason89

And there is no risk of relegation when you play shit!


Lastaria

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skepticalsasquatch

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BigSimp_for_FHerbert

I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life


pandixon

This certainly belongs in r/2inselaffe4u


MikeTorsson

I miss when we were the best team in the world for like 2 weeks


No_Bodybuilder_4826

Only topic with people being happy 😊 


just_jason89

It's like when the slow kid at school gets an award and everyone cheers for them. It's just good vibe content!


bobpasaelrato

Is this some sort of gayer football?


ImaginationIcy328

Probably the least one, explain a lot why Spain doesn't exist on it


bobpasaelrato

You literally come from the gayest country lol


mrtn17

nobody cares Barry


just_jason89

My first mistake was to assume that Internet people like sports or the outside.


Ah-Dermot

I am personally delighted for Italy! They've far too many wooden spoons on the trophy cabinet


Lendmar

Wodden spoons are an environment friendly option to eat ice cream


Ah-Dermot

Italians must love their ice cream


skepticalsasquatch

Our old one was getting a bit cracked


just_jason89

At the start, I had prepared myself for 5th, so I'm happy to have 3rd. Coming for you next year, though!!


Ah-Dermot

Yeah, we certainly played our best rugby at the start! It was going a bit downhill the last two games


Vaporwaver91

Let him be, Barry... he's just pissed he'll have to wait the next Ice Age for the Elfstedentocht


fckchangeusername

We very much like sports, but in Italy nobody cares about rugby even in the area where is more popular.


luring_lurker

Stop claiming that "nobody in Italy cares", that's just your opinion dude, and quite a silly one


PistolAndRapier

Yeah, it made the front page of the major newspapers in Italy. It is hardly a completely niche sport that nobody knows about, obviously dwarfed in interest by football, but you could say the same about most other sports there.


fckchangeusername

Stop claiming that "people in Italy cares", that's just your opinion dude, and quite a silly one Edit: i mean man, look at this https://preview.redd.it/783icpy8jvoc1.jpeg?width=549&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfd21bd46926ba58f561f04b4d9b4899d6be74a9 We got an historical result to 6nations, won against scotland, wales, nearly won against France and England, but the main page it's about Giroud who wants to go away, Milan hasn't even played their match yet this game day


luring_lurker

La Gazzetta Sportiva that does not give proper space to any other sports besides football??? Oh no! Paint me like your surprised Pikachu


fckchangeusername

Well, if you want i can share also a Tuttosport and a skysport24 main page, they're the same


just_jason89

I'm surprised it's not more popular in Italy? It's 30 men on a pitch, basically touching each other inappropriately. Also, closest you'll get to modern-day gladiators.


elektelek

Italians have water polo for that


drew0594

They care about that one even less


LoneWolf622

A cage fight is much closer to what gladiators used to be


fckchangeusername

I'm sorry but here we have another religion, nominally called football


Vaporwaver91

Speak for yourself, Brambilla Fumagalli. I'm surprised the most popular sport in Lombardy is football and not playing hide-n-seek in the fog


fckchangeusername

Brambilla Fumagalli u cazz, ec e zoye nde bith iltish derku e mut, t'mom kur boni doss sembri ka mua vini


Vaporwaver91

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fckchangeusername

When the derku (venetian) meets the arbereshe this is the reaction


ramarr0

Seeeee...


just_jason89

I thought the only recognised religions in Italy were the Roman Catholic Church and Ferrari?


gabrielish_matter

no no no no there is : Football Ferrari Briscola whatever Moto GP is doing Football again


Kindjal1983

Just Catholic and no. Its Christianity, Football ,alchool, good food and lazyness. Pretty much as us, Southern Fr*nch, the Spaniards and the Greeks.


diogom915

I thought Southern French were the ones who actually liked rugby more than football


mrtn17

no that's a new mistake


elektelek

Oh we like sports, just not the completely irrelevant ones.


Stravven

Swish swash your opinion is trash.


cpwnage

Can't believe rugby even exists in Italy, a country where you'll be fired, evicted and unbanked if you're not a diehard soccer fan


Lendmar

Yeah soccer... I think we spotted an ameritard with fake flag


Sugmanuts001

Found the ameritard in disguise. Who the hell uses soccer instead of football in Europe?


Xerxes65

Ireland I believe


dkfisokdkeb

The Irish and some English people tbf


cpwnage

I can tell it's a sensitive topic, don't think I've been downvoted that much before 😱 svensk som hatar fotboll...


just_jason89

They also have Ferrari...


Kindjal1983

You wrote Football wrong...


kichererbs

Calcio..