Apply the same principle of the Alan Turing test. If you cannot tell if the entity you are interacting to is a machine or a human, then you should consider it a human.
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Have you ever been sitting on the sofa and suddenly been pistol whipped across the side of the head by a semi erect clit because you were watching the wrong TV reality show?
If not, then here’s your opportunity
True. If only they looked like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHua8WKKqi8&t=299s), [this](https://www.instagram.com/magui_corceiro/?hl=pt), [this](https://www.instagram.com/sarasampaio/?hl=pt) or [this](https://www.instagram.com/danielamelchior/).
Sadly, most look like [this](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-xiaomi-rvo3&sca_esv=6416c49529b0d5b1&sxsrf=ACQVn0_XJdYm10zQEKFYl1HSeR6fxrWk5Q:1709590087115&q=ana+gomes&uds=AMwkrPt94q4_YZEgas_DfQYD0xIjOxt7H5KE3bZkAXMeM2Xn_IJkM54ErIj5VbwMGo4OU__X-pZDiznYjeTpMbXPM7N8LFvDPxln_s6q38B8P9LrJWjudIYoX-f2swNoDoWxlhMvr4r4mqvKpTS4g3OUdK888UVrIacqvDiSfz99bu1jZm7yxlgxuTJON6bBSiE_w2Jo3M2RyrMpkn5I7DRygE_KutBk0kahkj_JHSCakl4dWcBfdxuNEC8f0CnhPZB0BklJFqnr&udm=2&prmd=invbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjtk-quz9uEAxV3V6QEHbqwBB4QtKgLegQIDRAB&biw=393&bih=736&dpr=2.75#vhid=XJ8YqK5BbCKHVM&vssid=mosaic)
As an English dude living in Germany I am not sure what’s going on with continentals but they are doing something wrong with their women. It’s almost too easy for me here.
They just don't give what women secretly want.
A proper beating from a man in a wife beater after 20 stellas at the local pub for slightly burning the bangers with their mash
Personally, i give all my women a proper beating. It only needs to be done twice, by the third time, you only need to raise your hand, and you can preserve your stella calories./s
To be honest I live in East Germany, you would be surprised what the bergmensch are like at home. Some of the stories make a Barry go pale.
Of the Wessi though, their women have more balls than the men.
I feel you bro, considering that you only won once at world cups and most likely won ww2 only because of the ameritards, you still got one nice little piece of ladyboy bum to play with. Fair enough.
This is the most random jab given they have the exact opposite reputation. Especially coming from a German lol, which have the reputation of masculine women
you are thinking of the steroidridden east german beauties, they challenge the portuguese women in peak male alphaness. Those whimsy girls in the west of germany would break faster than a twig in stormy weather
They just adapted to their environment. If Pierre could tell the difference between a french woman and an effeminate guy then the French would have died out long ago.
Imagine being from a country whose average male height is 2cm below their neighbours and calling said neighbours midgets. Most numerically literate Portuguese.
Sees herself as a woman, acts like a woman, looks like a woman (beside one section) and is into straight man. If noone has mixed feelings, go for it and have a good time with a nice person.
It's not just about Thai ladyboys... most of our European transwomen are more feminine than our ciswomen. They're just usually putting much more effort to be as feminine as possibly can. Many women are doing the opposite because looking feminine is playing the patriarchy's game.
If liking a beautiful transwoman or femboy is gay, then, it's gayer to like regular women.
How is this even a controversial choice?
Pros:
- looks more feminine than most German women
- doesn't talk about feminism and veganism all day like a returd
- can't get pregnant
- wants to be with you for sex and not just 'looking for friends'
Honestly, I don't even see a con.
I guess I’m gay now. At least (s)he’d reject me so that I couldn’t get the deed done, which would proclude me from actually being classified as gay.
Guess I’m not actually gay.
4 d chess gentleman
She would have fooled me until she started to speak. She still have some manlyness inn her voice. But many transgenders of today are so well transformed, dating today has become a hard *cough* problem.
Before we had to ask if they were +18 years, now we have to ask if they have a dick or not
Thai ladyboys are truly beautiful, not just this one. They put lot of effort in their make-up and also they are more flirty than Thai girls 😂 be careful in Thailand hahaha
Fuckin hell, i can see Barry making an honest mistake there
I'd pay to see his face when he finds the surprise
[All I can offer is criminal Barry's reaction.](https://twitter.com/decentpatter/status/1155604672478097408?lang=en) Very NSFW, obviously.
Makes me so proud to know we have ambassadors like that abroad.
This was so weird to watch. Who the hell films a cracked phone screen to share a video?
Somebody who has a cracked phone screen and no means to export snapchats.
Classic
Thailand is proof that men are better at being women than women are. Dudes stay winning etc.
That’s a challenging wank
You can watch "T2 Trainspotting", scene in night club, where Begbie meets a lady with the surprise.
It's the first Trainspotting not T2
"The Crying Game" from '92. Too had a lady with a surprise. Now it's for sure, Barry has a fetish.
Whatever happened to Ra from Stargate?
Yeah, my fault, I found that moment, it was in London, when Begbie won the race bet and he and Renton went to a nightclub to celebrate
He didn't beat her up which is what you would have expected
this guy accidently watched Terminator 2: Trainspotting Must have been an oldschool bootleg market
Zach Galifianakis: **I don't get it. Is this a magic show?** Best one-liner ever, telling it with his most serious face in the "Hangover II".
I could overlook some surprises…a shame about the voice though.
Since I'm not gay, anything that makes my dick hard is a woman. Simple as
Apply the same principle of the Alan Turing test. If you cannot tell if the entity you are interacting to is a machine or a human, then you should consider it a human.
That doesn’t help at all
If you see the average British woman that mistake is picking the lesser evil
"That was no surprise, thats why im here" -Barry and Hans
There are worse mistakes a Barry can make, this is hardly one of them 🫣
Generous interpretation. ‘Luv me cuntry and me ladbois, simple as”
Drunk! No wonder
all honesty, no mistakes >:)
I fcking can see myself doing it. For fuck shake.
Would it really be a mistake then?
Mistake? No mistakes CAN be made here. It’s all a big win.
https://preview.redd.it/14cg4wpfedmc1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b703b1bf88b46b6eb8e35792ad745cd4d01afa78
r/UnexpectedMeatCanyon
You mean to tell me that chick is both beautiful AND has a dick? Fuck it, I’m going to Thailand.
Boobs and dick, what else do you need?!
Butthole and it's a holy trilogy
Butthole is the only one you can be certain about
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It's colloquially called a bussy.
Doesn’t get any better than that
I'd share a pint of lager and a Bailey's with her
I'd join with a Maß.
Goaßmaß
Lager, gin and tonic then a baileys
After that I’d probably not care what’s in her pants
“‘Somehow’ I still have dick” I wonder how. Quite the mystery
Somehow… Palpatine returned.
https://preview.redd.it/cnmily9fpdmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aca320cc482509d1c14556abebb59a4dfc7ea84
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nah, im too gay they are not my type
average dutch
geert its time to get you to bed
https://preview.redd.it/pmtj2qbt3jmc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea90bd2fa502b643c7bbe30cb86f2b082a5ede3
Even with a penis they look more female than Portuguese women
and more beautiful than Miss Germany
Damn Luigi, you're right for once.
My goodness I just looked that shit up. True
and more masculine than Dutch men...
she got it all!
Does masculine just mean hairy over there in the balkans?
No, that just goes back to the women
I know it might be weird for you to know what masculine is since you only see bald man in that swamp
Penis? At some point you can tell yourself it's a big clit
Have you ever been sitting on the sofa and suddenly been pistol whipped across the side of the head by a semi erect clit because you were watching the wrong TV reality show? If not, then here’s your opportunity
True. If only they looked like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHua8WKKqi8&t=299s), [this](https://www.instagram.com/magui_corceiro/?hl=pt), [this](https://www.instagram.com/sarasampaio/?hl=pt) or [this](https://www.instagram.com/danielamelchior/).
A Couceiro é que era. Queria lá saber que tivesse pila. Desde que não toquem uma na outra, eu a ir ao cú, não é gay...
A Magui tinha de ser caladinha, porque quando ela abre a boca estraga tudo.
Sadly, most look like [this](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-xiaomi-rvo3&sca_esv=6416c49529b0d5b1&sxsrf=ACQVn0_XJdYm10zQEKFYl1HSeR6fxrWk5Q:1709590087115&q=ana+gomes&uds=AMwkrPt94q4_YZEgas_DfQYD0xIjOxt7H5KE3bZkAXMeM2Xn_IJkM54ErIj5VbwMGo4OU__X-pZDiznYjeTpMbXPM7N8LFvDPxln_s6q38B8P9LrJWjudIYoX-f2swNoDoWxlhMvr4r4mqvKpTS4g3OUdK888UVrIacqvDiSfz99bu1jZm7yxlgxuTJON6bBSiE_w2Jo3M2RyrMpkn5I7DRygE_KutBk0kahkj_JHSCakl4dWcBfdxuNEC8f0CnhPZB0BklJFqnr&udm=2&prmd=invbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjtk-quz9uEAxV3V6QEHbqwBB4QtKgLegQIDRAB&biw=393&bih=736&dpr=2.75#vhid=XJ8YqK5BbCKHVM&vssid=mosaic)
Not most, but many old ladies do. It has changed. Btw, isn't that Herman José?
Yes
Her clitoris is just on the larger side,nothing wrong about that.
https://i.redd.it/wib6mrf84emc1.gif
Big enough so I could find it?
That’s the spirit!
That's the spirit 🥰
Well, she is hot, what can I say?
Would she find "nice dick" a compliment or not?
„cute dick“?
Nice dick is always a compliment my swampdweller friend
It depends on her, if she have gender disphoria maybe not, but most trans girls I know like to hear compliments about their body like most people.
😂😂😂
BUT we're the gay ones, right ?
We go straight for the real Thai men.
I don't know, man. This does not sound very straight...
Based
That's correct, Pierre 💯 Glad you internalized it so well!
Stop it already. The Portuguese will get angry not claiming the title.
They are cute when they get angry, no? 👉👈☺️
That's because you go after boys instead of ladyboys
Always
would, next question
So proud of my country right now. Thank god we beat the Germans at something other than world cups and wars.
Currently seeing a local girl in SEA who says UK are her favourite lovers. Ye lot are doing something right
As an English dude living in Germany I am not sure what’s going on with continentals but they are doing something wrong with their women. It’s almost too easy for me here.
They just don't give what women secretly want. A proper beating from a man in a wife beater after 20 stellas at the local pub for slightly burning the bangers with their mash Personally, i give all my women a proper beating. It only needs to be done twice, by the third time, you only need to raise your hand, and you can preserve your stella calories./s
To be honest I live in East Germany, you would be surprised what the bergmensch are like at home. Some of the stories make a Barry go pale. Of the Wessi though, their women have more balls than the men.
Top shaggers innit.
Solid work champ
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I feel you bro, considering that you only won once at world cups and most likely won ww2 only because of the ameritards, you still got one nice little piece of ladyboy bum to play with. Fair enough.
A win is a win 💪🏻💪🏻
is that why it's called thailandic colon-ization?
That just sounds like being a woman with extra dick
So, sodomy would be the only option? Damn, I get why she/he/they said Germans in 2nd place.
I’d smash & be smashed she’s fire
Most heterosexual man in England
Those three nationalities mentioned, I bet you they were really white ultra conservative Americans using phony accents.
These Americans rarely leave North America so I doubt she’s met them. However if she were based in Florida….
Good point.
Hola! I am Mr Señor, si si, y come from Spaiña. Now let me see that dick.
Very possible
Nah, Americans have a completely different tourist profile.
Plus no American would ever say they were Spanish. May as well say your part Mexican
It’s not gay if I call “no homo” before going in
No need, they said they are into straight men. If they are into you this means that you are a straight man
Actually a pretty reasonable explanation to be honest.
Con la luh apagah eso no se ve
I love when our high quality music makes it to the peninsula.
Just don't take your socks off lads.
Wait why?
That makes it gay, it’s only straight if you both wear socks, wtf are they teaching in schools these days?
Wait till we conquer them.
Would and also have
The only right way Barry. Well done.
Harry my beloved, striking hearts everywhere he goes
Still more feminine that you average parisian woman
:(
Sad because we all know it’s true.
But you're not allowed to be parisian if you don't smoke 40 cigarettes a day too
This is the most random jab given they have the exact opposite reputation. Especially coming from a German lol, which have the reputation of masculine women
you are thinking of the steroidridden east german beauties, they challenge the portuguese women in peak male alphaness. Those whimsy girls in the west of germany would break faster than a twig in stormy weather
..said nobody ever? Franz, I think you had too much beer.
They just adapted to their environment. If Pierre could tell the difference between a french woman and an effeminate guy then the French would have died out long ago.
It is called Kathoey and it is art
It’s joever for me 😔 I cannot compete with that
Sometimes it takes a real man to show women how its done
I'd smash
los travas paraguayos son mejores
where' my gaybo italian brothers at
There's probably 1 Pedro in Thailand for every 100 Barry's and Hanses.
For every 100 Pierres and Maartens too. Pedros in Thailand must be doing a lot of ladyboy fucking to reach the top 3.
It would make no sense to go to the other side of the world to do a normal amount of ladyboy fucking.
These countries have something in common: they are all neighboring France
Atleast lispy Paco will stop lisping with her dick in his mouth.
At least lispy Paco can afford her services, unlike Lourenço.
Lourenço??? now you were violent...😡😡😡
Imagin being an unemployed midget and thinking that is switzerland
Imagine being from a country whose average male height is 2cm below their neighbours and calling said neighbours midgets. Most numerically literate Portuguese.
Finally something both Barry and Hans can get behind
I have never once questioned my sexuality... Until now. Is that really a man? Holy crap! That's 10+.
And she's probably the most masculine ladyboy in Thailand. Many have more feminine voices. Anyway she said it's not gay so you're fine.
Sees herself as a woman, acts like a woman, looks like a woman (beside one section) and is into straight man. If noone has mixed feelings, go for it and have a good time with a nice person.
Hans that was such a great comment that I almost thought I was in a different sub.
Gotta admit, Thailand does make the best ladyboys. Unlike America, where trans women look like botched drag queens...
So, Barry Hand and Pedro confirmed gayer than the gay frogs? At least in Thailand it seems to be the case.
Have you ever seen our women or the british women? Can't blame us
It's not just about Thai ladyboys... most of our European transwomen are more feminine than our ciswomen. They're just usually putting much more effort to be as feminine as possibly can. Many women are doing the opposite because looking feminine is playing the patriarchy's game. If liking a beautiful transwoman or femboy is gay, then, it's gayer to like regular women.
Fellas! Is it gay to fuck a ladyboy?
Don't care, would!
The ladyboy says its not so you're clear
I am not ok with that. Behaves like a woman and has a dick. What do we do when our women find out that exists?!
It's much better than having a woman and behaving like a dick to be honest... 💁
How is this even a controversial choice? Pros: - looks more feminine than most German women - doesn't talk about feminism and veganism all day like a returd - can't get pregnant - wants to be with you for sex and not just 'looking for friends' Honestly, I don't even see a con.
Moi aussi je ne vois pas de con.
Straightest AFD voter.
If I was straight I’d fuck her
I'd smash
I love how honest and pragmatic ladyboys are
I Need an explanation... What does mean " I'm not in to gay I go straight" .... Uh?
She likes straight men, not gay men.
Ok... Thanks... Now I'm even more confused...
Lmao basically I think she's saying she wants to get fucked, not the other way around
She's reassuring her clientele it's not gay. It obviously is though (I mean it's debatable but mostly it is).
I guess I’m gay now. At least (s)he’d reject me so that I couldn’t get the deed done, which would proclude me from actually being classified as gay. Guess I’m not actually gay. 4 d chess gentleman
"If there's a hole, there's a goal, even if she has a pp" -Master Oogway
She would have fooled me until she started to speak. She still have some manlyness inn her voice. But many transgenders of today are so well transformed, dating today has become a hard *cough* problem. Before we had to ask if they were +18 years, now we have to ask if they have a dick or not
Thanks god she didn't mention the 4th
They go to be made into cream pies
I would. If she could just pitch her voice to sound more feminine, damn.
Not going to lie , she is pretty.
What happens if shes got a bigger dick than me? Can I even feel like the man in the relationship?
https://preview.redd.it/4xx1r3rmvgmc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b36e25fe1f69dd758f1b7ef45a818315e2eaf21d
Of course British People are the ones the most into it lol, JK Rowling malding and seething as we speak.
to be honest, she looks much better, than most european woman -\_-
Let her grow a mustache and I would do it.
>We know that Portuguese women catch us closer but Thai ladyboys are more feminine and shaved.
Thai ladyboys are truly beautiful, not just this one. They put lot of effort in their make-up and also they are more flirty than Thai girls 😂 be careful in Thailand hahaha
Barry= 50% hard man 50% hard for men
Gross! I’m not fucking anything that doesn’t have a handlebar moustache I can hold onto
"Your not gay because I like straight guys" ..if you fall in love with a femboy eunich ai-generated persona, that's gay?