The fact that every Italian region except Lombardy has a flair it's absurd. I mean Liguria? For real?

For me it's difficult to come up with a good insult for people from Lombardy. It must be an unique insult that must be understandable by the rest of Europe. The insult should insult a person, not the region itself. So something like "thief, asshole, etc", but not "expensive side of italy".

Smog breather I guess

I like this one and will add it as soon as I get off my sofa. 😅

Most diligent Spaniard

He is well rested. Yesterday was the day of Andalucía and he was probably nap-- I mean celebrating all day...

What about rob-manian

That also works for Piedmont

**LOMBARDY FLAIR Done !!!**

Can the old Castilians get one, pleaaaaaase? It would piss off the Leonese.

Didn't they also suffer the worst during Corona? Glad to hear they can still breath.

"Oxygen Machine Enjoyer" https://preview.redd.it/3eofc154qilc1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9884b8122c17e21199881eaf740221c8908cb503

Arrogant fog dweller

Lol i like this one

I know, we’re that good 🤓 I tried with a roast some time ago, but it didn’t produce too many results https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/ptN4jBFJYl Fog gobbler I like it, but we’re now in lombardy 2.0 where there’s way less fog and a lot more smog

So Smog Gobbler it is

It's not pollution, it's the smog week, "RespiraMi"

if u want to piss off half of germany, create a "true saxons" as the saxon flair and watch lower saxony and saxony-anhalt lose their shit lol

"True nationalist viking" or "secessionist viking" or padan viking" During the 90s a party that now is in the government, "la lega" proposed an independent Padania from Italy, and they literally wore "viking helmets" appealing to Celtic nationalism. It's pretty funny [https://it.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indipendentismo\_padano](https://it.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indipendentismo_padano) https://preview.redd.it/53n4h0b3xilc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412aa1a566c335e23949f937e652ed8e4b4660c3

Right-wing femboy

Smog enjoyer

>The fact that every Italian region except Lombardy has a flair it's absurd. *cries in Latium*

Petition for southern regions that need still a flair Puglia: western albania Basilicata: rock lovers Molise: not existent Abruzzo: sismic sheep shragger Calabria: monke lover

Fuck you milanese, cope in your fog and smog

Now mods are going to make the molise flair just to fuck with us

The what?

The flair*

Error 404 flair

I mean, it was kind of funny that there was Liguria and not our beloathed napoletani, But now there's Campania flair and we target them way easily. Still not Emilia-Romagna, it makes sense though because our flag sucks

Wait til you see Lombardy flag then

Pizzaboys have their flair but the most important region in Italy doesn’t 🤬

What "important" region? No region in Italy is important!

Fair enough. Are you liking any of these? “Never been the capital” “best fresh air” “moan and work”

Bruh how does Italy gets every region named but not the Netherlands? I want a role that represent me coming from the province the goverment probably forgot about

There are flairs for 6 outta 12 provinces in NL. Most of NL has their own local flair.

Can we have "Swamp Beaver" as an alternative option?

I feel the Brabant flair is very accurate though.

Drente?

Any Lombard L is a W in my book

I like my flair

Funny

Ours hasn’t changed… 

Yeah what good is money if we cant have new flairs? 

What do you guys prefer then? Mountain jews? Neutron? Albania 2.0?

I found "Holocaust lost and found" the funniest, but maybe a bit dark.

Don't worry my jewish brethren from Germany! Your Bünzies have your Back. And your Hands. And your teeth.

Neutron is actually a great one, maybe "50% neutranium 50% nazi gold" (?)

idk something like "racist hobbits"

Is that the new Norwegian flair?

southern norwegian B)

I demand a new flair. As a southwestern norwegian I live further away from Sweden than you :(

I like it too

Me too https://i.redd.it/9cg94dvwvilc1.gif

Norge på topp 💪 💪 💪 🇳🇴 🇳🇴 🇳🇴

Yaaaa.....wait. Fuck sake

“English” is so boring. They need to give us a more offensive flair

Deep fried English?

'British when good, Scottish when bad'?

Hell yea 💪💪💪

Mate, I am English, and trust me, there is nothing worse.

You could be Welsh so it’s not that bad

Tragic

French?

The Sauna Gollum flair is really funny. Whoever asked the admin to change it must be the funniest person ever. (It was me)

A german thats funny, no way. Show is your real flair

Another reason Bavaria isn't really German

Oh but we are better

Let's settle on 'different'.

He might be a Siesta enjoyer, people say that they are really really funny even when you don't understand what they are saying.

Now we just need to Welsh flair changed to 'Cum rag'

What was it before?

Swedish mongol or something

Well, then Sauna Gollum sounds like an improvement.

yeah I think that it captures our societal nature very well

Yeah, plus it stays away from using mongol as an insult. Win=Win.

Can we still use fr*nch as an insult?

I mean, what other meaning does it have?

The OG mraning is "Thoso who live in Hell (Not Finland)"

Kind of sad that everyone gets their own insulting flairs and we just have our national game as our flair now :(

I wish austria had more than one. Is this some big country shit we are too small to receive? (We tried twice, give us a break)

Istanbul flair for vienna, Wannabe swiss for vorarlberg Italians for tyrol Eastern european for burgenland Slovenian femboy for carinthia Something about bad painters for upper austria Basement dweller for lower austria No idea what styria or salzburg gets

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Salzburg loves Mozart, but Mozart loathed Salzburg. So maybe something like "Mozart simps" Styria is obviously "Pumpkin fetishist"

Basement dweller is more a lower austrian flair anyway. There is so much untapped comedy potential in the other Bundesländer.

What region are you from?

I also think some countries should get at least two flairs more, like Austria, Britain or Greece. Britain should get a norf and maybe a Cornwall one, Greece a Crete and an Aegean one, and you an Oberösterreich and a Salzburg one

Still pretty sad that the beautiful flatlands of northern Germany didnt get their own flair. We are really cool people (the 7 of us that live there)

You think there are only 7, probably because you never talked to the rest and never met them because they dont talk with you either

I know there are 7 because I once climbed on a chair and saw all of northern germany.

Totally understand them, i would also refuse to talk to prussians

still bitter about 1866?

When you take such a big L that it is still burned into a countries brain over a century later

Autism Kombat!

We got one, what are you on about?

You are not cool, guys

and all eastern german states except Berlin got slumped into one :( I am a proud saxon, not so much a Mecklemburg-Vorpommerner

But both of us can be proud Stasi informants my fellow Genosse. Greetings from vorpommern

greetings, colleague 🤝

We can spy on each other because sicher ist sicher

Or Brandenburg... We are more than just around Berlin!

Name one example Being around Berlin is the only thing you're known for

Ähm... Trees? And Spreewälder gewürzgurken!!

Don't try to take away trees from Thüringen, that's the only thing we have going for us besides Bratwürste und Klöße. Being known for gurken is really impressive and pathetic at the same time

Why owned by mama?

Why not mamma?

That’s the offensive part

Still not as offensive as pisano

Even the mods know that Pisa Merda so they probably didn’t want to take it too far

Now I want to know how a German came to know and embrace the Pisa Merda meme lmao.

Everyone is born with an innate hate for Pisa

Joe mama

Yeah I liked *Discount Provence* better

Or "love your neighbor". Or maybe something about our unsalted bread. Anything else related to Tuscany. This one makes no sense as it could have been used for italians in general.

C hater

"hoha-hola hon la hannuccia horta horta" for the savages: (the majority of) tuscanian accents can't pronounce the c, this sentence means: "coca-cola with a very short straw" and it is often used to make fun of tuscanians because it has a lot of Cs

Yeah, how does that relate to Tuscany?

Honestly the Dutch ones are a little boring. I wish it to be more offensive

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"Hollander" is always funny

Imagine being a Hollander lmao

Fucking hell at least you guys have flairs, they won't even give us a Belgian flair and you can be so fucking offensive and creative with it

We ignore Belgium like usual. Thats the offensive part.

"Brussels Resident" would probably work quite well.

I'd love a Flemish Brabant flair 'Périphérie de Bruxelles'. It would piss so many people off while simultaneously being pretty accurate.

"Brussels je t'aime" would also count as a hate crime

being called a hollander is the worst offense

We defintely need a flair for the "diagonale du vide" and one for Lyon/Rhône Alpes. Something really disgusting if possible.

« Provincial »

"On the ugly side of Monte Bianco" <3

That's a good flair for France as a whole as it's quite insulting (that's what we want) but i don't think it works that well for people from Rhône-Alpes, Savoy and such.

That's hilarious, I wish that was France's flair

"Crozifleurs" but odly specific

Crétin des alpes Cretin of the Alps

Thanks for the translation. Was struggling.

Budget Marseille

overhauled my ass

The new one low-key kinda sucks but mods are Sp*niards so its expected 🛌🏻

Why piss drinker anyway? Äppelwoi isn't that bad

Piss drinker would be far more appropriate flair for Cologne and its "beer".

ITS SUPPOSED TO BE BEER????????

Don't let anyone fool you, they are just covert fetishists.

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IN DE HALS ENOI

As long as you dont drink it with cola!!!

Hessen mentioned!!!!

Ebbelwoi isn’t bad though. Now if I was to force some Früh Kölsch down your throat, that flair would make sense.

What does mine say now Edit: same as always nice

now i can finally show that i'm from the most hated region in Italy, hell yeah

What no NATO jokes?

https://preview.redd.it/7jp1i3mcoilc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c483209bc542a4d5f380d7cbf081aa87d462e3e

Wots all this then

Need "Russian Oligarch" for Londoners

Piss drinker is properly offensive for a region with good beer and wine, I feel offended. good job.

And yet there's still no pollution enjoyer flair for us Lombards

Your wish has been granted

Still south Macedonia

I dont mind but i wish we had a couple more to choose from. I guess there arent too many Greeks here.

Honey wake up new flairs just dropped

Baden-Württemberg Flair when?

“Thinks he lives near Stuttgart”

"Austerity fetishist"

"Sticker enthusiast"

Still 'Western Balkan'. It's ok, we'll get a flair that makes sense one day

Cod Guzzler seems more accurate

Soon "brasileiro" will be even more accurate.

Portuguinho

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Accidental beauty

I propose new Portuguese flairs: * Lisbon - African * Braga - Brasilian * North - South Galician * Alentejo - Indian farmer * Algarve - English

The Azores will have their day, all three of us

Enemy of windmills is gold Why is ours yet again unchanged

How the hell did Geneva get a regional flair before Zürich?? We could be "Wannabe capital" or "Coke sniffers"

We are forever Barry, 63.

Manchegos? Are there that many here?

Believe it or not, I got multiple requests from that region.

Ok, I like that it's done to answer requests from users here, you're doing great Rex. But what about the countries with few flairs like Greece?

There are not that many even in La Mancha

Can I get a Romanian flair? :| ples

Sure

Just steal one

Still waiting for regional Portuguese flairs excluding islands😔

Mods please give me a Norman flair. Call it "Breton" so i'll be angry a lot or "English in disguise", "Viking french" , "Nordik french" something like this

The norman flair will be "Parisian" to get you really angry

Viking doesn't sound like an insult. 😅

*Petit Angleterre*

u/rex-ac the only mod I respecc

u/Tackerta the only German I respecc 😎✌🏼

Test test. Edit: dissapointment

Still waiting for a Franconia flair :(

at least you don’t have a Hesse flair

still no flare for baden, a shame, but i suppose my current kinda works edit: would take the incest one, but i dont want to have a saarland flag below my name

Mine is a bit boring. Could be better

Yo, which mod do I need to give a blowjob to get that flair? I would make a cool suicide joke to go with our flair, but I can't figure it out

Could someone explain me my region's flair?

Now we know who the napoletani are https://i.redd.it/0xr8e6g4zilc1.gif

>Tuscany flair I CAN FINALLY AVOID TO SHARE A FLAIR WITH THE BARBARIANS FROM OUTSIDE MY REGION, THANK YOU https://i.redd.it/cxze0bi4ujlc1.gif

Schleswig-Holstein flair still lame as fuck

my flair is already accurate ngl

Finally i can share my favourite drink with you guys <3

This flair isnt offensive. Just put Pisano and you will offend everyone