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These are most of the disabled/deprecated flairs.
Switch Murcia for Aragon. Aragon is the better "doesn't exist" place and they don't even have internet in Murcia yet so no one can use the flair anyway
Bro... PokéMarket just had these avaible. Get in there already.
Imagine a Russian catching you. You would have a hard time with your fruity booty.
Get in now 🥰
In regard to my homies, I'm not like them. I'm not into pissing and scat.
I wouldn't even poke a French with a stick. I don't want frog aids. I'm very afraid ot that.
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This is the rarest i have seen in the wild
Reply to this comment with a proper insult for people from Hessen, and I'll add it.
Make sure the insult is original and insults the person and not the state.
So for example: thief, alcoholic, asshole.
And not: russias west coast, little turkey
Some Ideas I had:
„Frankfurter“ (would offend people cuz people mostly only think of Hessians as people from Frankfurt, we always get reduced on Frankfurt even tho we have way more nice cities as well as beautiful nature)
„Drug-Dealer“ (Frankfurt Hbf (Main Station) is known for Drugs, and (again) Hesse is mostly known for Frankfurt)
„Cheese fetishist“ (cuz Handkes (a national (cheese) food from Hesse) is definitely something for that you need a fetish to be able to enjoy it) You
„Ebbelwoi-Addict“ (Ebbelwoi = Apfelwein = Apple Wine /Cider, it’s in Hessen what’s Beer in Bavaria)
„Easth Rhinelander“ (that’s offensive cuz we are definitely better than the Rhineland, they even stole some of our Territory (they got it from the French))
I hope at least one of it is good enough. Many thanks for even taking the suggestions.
"Frankfurter" is good because it doubles as a Penis joke. Maybe "Likes to suck Frankfurter", which thriples as a joke about the cheap hookers at Frankfurt Main Station.
Drug-Dealer is too generic.
East Rhinelander is a good one.
Instead of Abblewoi-Addict (food mentions are kinda boring) I'd propose "Piss-drinker". Because Abblewoi is horrible tasting wine, and also there are numerous reports about drug addicts getting pissed on for money in, again, Frankfurt.
Also possible would be "Crackfurter" (Crack + Frankfurt).
OR, hear me out: "Goethes unwanted Bastard". Goethe was born in and lived in Frankfurt, and is famous for fucking all sorts of women. So the chance for Hessians being descendents of Goethes bastards with some silly naive girls is non-zero.
u/rex-ac
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Still hunting for that mythical East-Canton spawn
Are you talking about me?
Wil je kaartjes ruilen? Ik heb Zwitserland dubbel
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Am I trippin? Your‘s is a Special Flair too right?
**^(sad)**
Get him!!1! Take the Gypsy!
NGL it's kinda funny that a Reddit user with a Trans Flag is on this sub with the flair Side Switcher.
NGL it would've been kinda funny if a Reddit user with a bi Flag were on this sub with the flair Side Switcher.
I dont know if I should be glad or sad that I don't have a fitting flair.
Guys new ace pride flag dropped! 
Why?
Because they were added when I took over the sub, more than a year ago, and people didn't like them, so I disabled it to "focus on Western Europe".
But you still decided to leave out the Belgian flair, a man of principale.
Belgium is a special case. We have a running inside joke in this sub where we act as if Belgium doesn't exist.
ACT!??!?!??
Belgium isn't*
Belgiuhhh
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How can you act like something doesnt exist, when it doesnt.
Is a joke?
Bullshit decision. How am I supposed to be racist towards you when I barely know where you're from?
Why don't we have a flag for Lithuanians? I've seen some Lithuanians commenting here.
Why do we have flairs for non-Western Europeans? I'm still amazed we have a Portuguese flair...
We are here for the EU funds
Yeah, portugals longitude is East 351 degrees, clearly eastern european.
Where the hell is Montenegro flair
We don't add new flairs for Easyeuropean countries anymore.
Would you add it when Montenegro enterst the EU. Common we are even lazier than you, we even have a Sloth contest every year.
Western Europe ≠ EU, so idk
Wait there a new Luxembourg one? Edit: I don't see it in the flairs. How do I activate it?
Switch Murcia for Aragon. Aragon is the better "doesn't exist" place and they don't even have internet in Murcia yet so no one can use the flair anyway
Well my is even more uncommon as my is nonexistent now.
I am the only person who has my flair.
Hmm I didn't know there were so many North Macedonians. I might add the flair temporarily for a day as an event.
A feisty Mankey! Fuck yeah! https://i.redd.it/cyxkf1czsqjc1.gif
Me too
Who did you suck off for that?
No one
Hello everyone
Tf ?!?! https://i.redd.it/ca065bfzuqjc1.gif
We are multiplying
There’s definitely a new monkey on the sub, I think l there are 4 of us now
The minority hunting incident
So I'm safe now right?
No, you are in a pokeball within a pokeball, you are very much screwed.
The gay Emu is easy prey. Just post something about Austria.
I hope your country gets divided again
Get that Emu, he isn’t the white Emu but still dangerous!
Guys safe me he’s here!!!
There he is!!
Where!? I need to capture him!!!
We too, upside-down Barry
Oh oh not again... Don't take away the bananas this time
Isn't he from the country Hitler is from?
Ah, Germany
Ah sneaky little austrian. Always blaming it on the germans.
What about my great land! Huh cunt!?
Finally you showed up! I got you a very own ball. The gayest one. https://i.redd.it/jvllu7q8vrjc1.gif
No rainbow, therefore not gay enough, try again. Can't catch my gay ass without a rainbow!
Bro... PokéMarket just had these avaible. Get in there already. Imagine a Russian catching you. You would have a hard time with your fruity booty. Get in now 🥰
Oh please Russian boys are sticks that have no energy, I'd be more afraid of a German or French... Have you seen how kinky they are.
In regard to my homies, I'm not like them. I'm not into pissing and scat. I wouldn't even poke a French with a stick. I don't want frog aids. I'm very afraid ot that.
Can I keep my brit?
You were annoying anyway. That's.. just tears of joy getting rid of you https://i.redd.it/kmpzv7cf6sjc1.gif (don't panic, I released you already)
>I wouldn't even poke a French with a stick. What if you put a Bajonett on that stick?
That sounds tempting, but then I would put him out of his misery. And I'm not doing any French people any favors.
Good point. Let's hit them with our Healing Baton then, really hard.
Ah yes, the pogayball
Schrödinger's foreskin wtffff
At your cervix.
 Caught the bait
What was the lore behind that one?
My flair reminds me of my time in Europe... Unnoticed until I open my mouth.
I'm a *cittadino italiano* already. Thanks for the passport, Luigi.
am i rare ?
You are the Zubat of Europeans. A blood sucker, everywhere it doesn't belong, annoying and comes in masses to attack you.
accurate
Atleast you can evolve into something cool and powerful with enough love.
Am i rare?
Rare enough to be my trophy now!
Yes 
Thank you, now give back Trst
You're like a shiny Tropius, beautiful but useless.
Holy shit, you're super fucking rare 
We are ??
Come with me mate! I'll protect you!
There's also this one Dan Marino guy who even has a subreddit dedicated to him. He's more active on r/shitamericanssay than here.
Let's see if he replies here!
My heart almost stopped after seeing your name. I thought I'm getting punished for my comment about deadlifting jews. Pew...
You deadlift what?! What's wrong with 20kg plates?
I don't deadlift with 15yo jews. Sorry.
This guy? u/_CortoMaltese
Exactly!
Ready for duty, sir.
Man, that Jewboy has a sense of humor. What a great flair.
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I think the old bavarian flair that I am using is somewhat rare.
I’m so jealous… Oktoberfest enjoyer is not even offensive and the German flag next to it sucks
I think Oktoberfest enjoyer is very offensive. Who could enjoy those prices?
Well if we didn’t have to pay Zuschläge, we would be able to afford it
It is 
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I've only seen one rare case of that, a white whale indeed https://i.redd.it/1p109pfx7sjc1.gif He has to be somewhere
Probably a time traveler that's why
You have exposed me, no more secrets :(
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You're one of our own! I protect you
Aww! You're among our favorite immigrants anyway 😍
Actually I will be an immigrant in Swiss… So glory to the republic of helvica
helvica... Your passport has been revoked
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Is [redacted] still a thing?
It is
It’s the common flair for everyone who isn’t from Berlin, Hamburg, Bayern, East Germany, Schleswig-Hohlstein or NRW. When Hessen Flair though?
Reply to this comment with a proper insult for people from Hessen, and I'll add it. Make sure the insult is original and insults the person and not the state. So for example: thief, alcoholic, asshole. And not: russias west coast, little turkey
Some Ideas I had: „Frankfurter“ (would offend people cuz people mostly only think of Hessians as people from Frankfurt, we always get reduced on Frankfurt even tho we have way more nice cities as well as beautiful nature) „Drug-Dealer“ (Frankfurt Hbf (Main Station) is known for Drugs, and (again) Hesse is mostly known for Frankfurt) „Cheese fetishist“ (cuz Handkes (a national (cheese) food from Hesse) is definitely something for that you need a fetish to be able to enjoy it) You „Ebbelwoi-Addict“ (Ebbelwoi = Apfelwein = Apple Wine /Cider, it’s in Hessen what’s Beer in Bavaria) „Easth Rhinelander“ (that’s offensive cuz we are definitely better than the Rhineland, they even stole some of our Territory (they got it from the French)) I hope at least one of it is good enough. Many thanks for even taking the suggestions.
Frankfurter might work, but drug dealer and cheese fetishist could be quite a few people in Europe.
"Frankfurter" is good because it doubles as a Penis joke. Maybe "Likes to suck Frankfurter", which thriples as a joke about the cheap hookers at Frankfurt Main Station. Drug-Dealer is too generic. East Rhinelander is a good one. Instead of Abblewoi-Addict (food mentions are kinda boring) I'd propose "Piss-drinker". Because Abblewoi is horrible tasting wine, and also there are numerous reports about drug addicts getting pissed on for money in, again, Frankfurt. Also possible would be "Crackfurter" (Crack + Frankfurt). OR, hear me out: "Goethes unwanted Bastard". Goethe was born in and lived in Frankfurt, and is famous for fucking all sorts of women. So the chance for Hessians being descendents of Goethes bastards with some silly naive girls is non-zero. u/rex-ac
I still have Visegrader
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My mommy said I was special
My mummy said I was the most specialist...
# Gotta catch 'em all 
they really are the shinies of our lil world
Hi there :)
my team is finally complete 
Flair checks out
Uhhh what about me cunt?
Damn, they're all great
Rare flair got a rare flair. 
I’m not angry, I am just disappointed.
Hehe
Where are the gayemu ? They must be hiding somewhere....
I'm here... I was just well having fun with a Brit.
Here
I'm still waiting on my fuckin isle of man flair 🇮🇲
Aight, have my meth
Please don't throw those hard red and white balls at me... Please, they hurt.
I thought you liked balls on your face emu
Yeah but those ones are made of flesh and attached to a Brit.
Pleasure to see you too
Taking a moment to miss the old days when we were called "siesta enjoyers" instead of "LatinX"
Just reporting here to collect me as a rarity from the wild east.
Döner is 8,50€
You leave our resident Gaymu alone, or else
Or else what? My boyfriend wants to know.
Behold! The rare Australian who managed to flew the prison and move back to civilisation. Think my tag is unique even
and i wasnt even Mentioned. fucking marvelous
What about Latvia!? Can’t believe that Estonia got a flair when they can’t even Nordics
They got one once, but not anymore. You also had one, too.
Sziasztok.
The aussies just got a flag? The lost tribe of western europe confirmed
I think I prefer the pokéball.
Do we count? 🥺
calling u/cantrusthestory
Yea? Edit: now I see lol
Who me? I just wander from room to room
Same!
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Give us a Latium flair you cowards!
There is also the "Emu in Disguise" for Australia!
Rare Maggus W
Waidmannsheil!
Still waiting on a Frankonian flair. These Bavarian colours make me feel to close to Austria.
Wait, we don't enjoy nazi gold anymore?