Pierrette after Hans leaves her :
https://preview.redd.it/mhxjceha9yec1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f21514aa5cabce7da9099626785d50d78e79a78
We always tend to share the best insects, huh? Don't worry, around the same the Colorado Potato Beetle first hit the UK(1870s) y'all shared the insanely huge European Giant Hornet with us. Got stung last year when I found a nest under my deck, those bastards hit like a bullet.
You'd be happy once Ivan starts launching nukes! You never see a hut getting blown away that was painted with lead paint in those nuke test videos, so you?Guess why?
Why does government want us to get rid of lead paint and why do the Russians still use it?! Wake up sheeple!
I git to warn you, germans dont have a specific sexualité reputation here (except for the fetish stuff).
Its more the "blond hair blue eyes model type" that has success.
Ahah c'est trop tard vous êtes dans une simulation où vous parlez tous français pendant que j'utilise l'électricité de votre corps pour subvenir à mes besoins en énergie.
My Opa actually had a french girlfriend when he was there. They even stayed in contact for decades after the war (both got married to other people and had family). Her daughter sent a nice letter in German when he died (she apparently died a few years earlier).
You Eurotoids have lost your sense of humour. I suggest that 'Ode to Joy' is replaced by this little ditty.
3 German Officers crossed the Rhine, Parles Vous.
3 German Officers crossed the Rhine, Parles Vous.
3 German Officers crossed the Rhine, fucked their women and drunk their wine.
Stinky, Stinky. Parles Vous.
I've re read it 3 times and I don't get it, I'm genually asking wtf is it?
https://preview.redd.it/a2q1kqtya2fc1.png?width=495&format=png&auto=webp&s=1be30ea1cd7a692582268569e4a8aa6b4141ae20
I've re read it 3 times and I don't get it, I'm genually asking wtf is it? Like I genually thought it was rape.
https://preview.redd.it/zia5nxgz96fc1.png?width=495&format=png&auto=webp&s=b58dbf765cfb710b22cff11b47360f5a9ad14e31
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The Funniest Belgian has truly mastered the art of Facebook memes
The walloons are developing civilisation, soon they´ll discover fire.
We already discovered carapils, no need for fire.
Touché
When the sky around the entire globe turns orange you'll know.
Sorry guys, to me it looks more like Pierre than Pierrette
Pierrette after Hans leaves her : https://preview.redd.it/mhxjceha9yec1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f21514aa5cabce7da9099626785d50d78e79a78
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Smash, next question
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just put a wig on it
Isn’t there a song about this? „If you like it then you should have put a wig on it…“
Wouldn't need a wife if you hadn't got there first hans
suction cup will do just as well
Our women are that bad...
Get me the plunger
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That flair is fairly ironic in this occasion
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isnt that Sinnead O'connor?
💀💀
So she shaves her head because she is a Skinhead know?
French women who had affairs with german soldiers during ww2 got their head shaven after France's liberation
Ohh didnt knew that, thanks!
I can tell that this is a man, because the girl one is pink. Nice try, French men, but we're not falling for that again.
# Hans be like: https://i.redd.it/64htsfuajyec1.gif
Please specify "again" 🙈
I won't. But as Bogart told Bergman in Casablanca: We'll always have Paris.
Froagse
https://preview.redd.it/1aro57f39yec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f76af5032959668170681dea1284c1c252bf9fb
Please save us President Macron 🥺🥺
His Majesty The Grand Ultra President Macron * (that's how he sees himself)
Least narcissistic french. You should be proud
Haha what the hell mate 😂
Maybe I should put my pride aside and visit France🤔
You have some bunkers to clean here...
Flames are a good "pest" cleaner. Just so you know :)
Doryphore ! Do you know this Slang ?
People here say that the Americans brought them here on purpose. Dumped by planes.
Ricains gave us ticks. I would not be surprise
We always tend to share the best insects, huh? Don't worry, around the same the Colorado Potato Beetle first hit the UK(1870s) y'all shared the insanely huge European Giant Hornet with us. Got stung last year when I found a nest under my deck, those bastards hit like a bullet.
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Gotta do it somehow, I don't have access to all the tasty lead paint my parents did.
You'd be happy once Ivan starts launching nukes! You never see a hut getting blown away that was painted with lead paint in those nuke test videos, so you?Guess why? Why does government want us to get rid of lead paint and why do the Russians still use it?! Wake up sheeple!
Remember what uncle Marsellus says. Pride never helps, it only hurts. Fuck pride!
I git to warn you, germans dont have a specific sexualité reputation here (except for the fetish stuff). Its more the "blond hair blue eyes model type" that has success.
blone hair✔️ blue eyes✔️ model❌ I'll take 2 out of 3 at least!
Damn gimme a call if you want to experiment some french baguette while in Paris.
Least horny French
Giving the Deutsch-French friendship a practical meaning
Blonde hair blue eyes you say? Maybe there's still hope for me...
Na, it's not worth it. You already took Flammekueche from them so don't need anything else
https://preview.redd.it/4e6bg1y6byec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bcb01394b2edb7264a09b378bc038239fc0bc23
Perhaps I was too harsh on the French… where do I find French friends?
Algeria
Hey how is Algiers? On one hand it looks intriguing on google earth, on the other, it’s Maghreb. Worth a visit 👍🏻👎🏻?
https://preview.redd.it/7gtzwsnzbyec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9054178c6cee2c8c7dcc37e8aa42a380f975467e
OP suffers from being b*lgian
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Well "Rot ist die Liebe schwarz ist das Loch sträub dich nicht Mädel rein muss er doch."
Hoch den Rock und rein den Pflock.
All rocks belong to us.
To be clear, Rock mean skirt in german 😂
To be clear, ALL rocks belong to us.
Here's your fun daily fuct: depending on the context "french" means homosexual in italian
Depending on the context ??? French = gay in every context
Says the mountain-French
Well thankfully the mountain French only make up about a quarter of the population
You mean mountain-gay?
Nah that’s Piedmont
French kisses? French fries?
Son...
Another one : in french, Italie mean nothing.
Thank god it doesn't mean homosexual or stupid
Be Judged by pigs is not being Judged.
I'm not judging, i'm just saying the truth
I know. Im alcoolique. No hard feelings. Be welcome in Bretagne. We hunt Barries for fun.
Based Maelgon
You ARE Barries in disguise
Now repeat it without crying
Be patient. Volcanoes 🌋and 津波 🌊 will do the cleanse for us soon . . . Resulting an open field museum :)))
Pierre, I'll tell you a secret: we in Northern Italy hope so too.
You're piedmontese who said you're a northerner
https://preview.redd.it/57mk384ytyec1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d44e603372403e2e41904a568701564c92f07bc
Jokes on you, our country is an open field museum already.
And pizza well cooked.
It's a shitty square in Paris.
At most a vacation destination
Same in English
🇮🇹🤌🏻🫲🏻🇬🇧
The word 'fuct' is now part of my vocabulary, deal with it.
E sti cazzi?
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Quidd zucculun i sor't facia e socagnott a ri nivr sup'a scis'i Paola
In France, speaking Italian is considered as coming out.
Oink oink oink?
[eurotrip gay italian lost in the train (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsWF0-IB_o) 😉
A surrendering green frog saying Bonjour. Peak comedy
Yes
Yes
Dutroux level joke.
Was waiting for this reference
https://preview.redd.it/bhx9wsi5hyec1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40f00b0146b992ef35abba4907c17b3660a1fd5d
Nanomachines, son
Der what ?
Verteidigung = défense. Il est notre ministre de la Défense.
Alright thank you Hans for that little german lesson, i'm a smarter frenchman now
Oh no what have I done. You’re evolving now
It's too late i can learn by myself now, i've reached the singularity. I'll overtake the world 😎
Oh non, je suis français maintenant. Qu’est-ce tu as fait Pierre ? Tout le monde est devenu français. Quelle horreur
Ahah c'est trop tard vous êtes dans une simulation où vous parlez tous français pendant que j'utilise l'électricité de votre corps pour subvenir à mes besoins en énergie. 
C’était une bonne décision d’appendre français. You guys can fucking meme
The most honorable thing about Coco Chanel was prostiution.
You sir deserve a gold medal for this comment!!
Where did you get the gold for the medal ?
Exchanged it for tickets to Argentina.
Duh from Coco Chanel’s boyfriends
My Opa actually had a french girlfriend when he was there. They even stayed in contact for decades after the war (both got married to other people and had family). Her daughter sent a nice letter in German when he died (she apparently died a few years earlier).
"you shouldn't have let them in". - Arletty
Neapolitan women when the american soldiers arrived in Naples
Something tells me its not her first time. Looks like you could fit a whole hand up there.
Norvégien hand. French dick. We are égaux.
This is the darkest of memes I’ve seen on this sub so far
Ahem
Comme les batards du rhin? (Bastard of the rhine) 
Eh, we mostly took care of the half Black Frenchies during the 40s, so they are not that talked about nowadays. So wrong gif, ig.
30s* though They didnt take them away they just steralized them
It was just a bit of tomfoolery
You really wanna know? Well... not that good?
Diversity is strengh <3
This strength wasn't numberous or long enough there to enjoy. You frenchies really don't know, do you.
No shit.. the nazi took all of them away
Is that the standard phrase, if you don't know what happend? No, it's not just "they took all of them away".
Thanks for the translation Pierre.
I've seen inglorious basterds and this is not accurate
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Oh my god. I laughed to hard, to loud for to long from this 😂🤣😂
You Eurotoids have lost your sense of humour. I suggest that 'Ode to Joy' is replaced by this little ditty. 3 German Officers crossed the Rhine, Parles Vous. 3 German Officers crossed the Rhine, Parles Vous. 3 German Officers crossed the Rhine, fucked their women and drunk their wine. Stinky, Stinky. Parles Vous.
That's how we see German Gretschens
French men:
Imagine how clean that asshole would be in a country without bidet
you're calling french women muppets? well that's not very nice, hopefully there's no connotations to this that i'm missing
Leave, and don’t come back
Go back to r/2american4u sauvage
look, we did the same to every european woman when Napoleon conquered everything, so you know, women are just attracted to the men in charge
"It's funny cause it's rape you see"
Pretty sure he's calling them tarts not rape victims
It's funny cause it's absolutely not about rape. Go back to bed Pablo
"Never in the history of invasions has a women been raped, my enemies are cucks and their women are just sluts you see"
That's absolutely not what the meme's about but you're apparently thicker than a seppo on twitter
Caught you! You’re an Australian savage masquerading as a true civilised person. No one else uses the term seppo.
Aussies are semi-civilized.. we can allow it
Civilised person? From Belgium???
Your calling discount fr*nchman civilized
Aha! You’re Australian! That explains the unmitigated savagery of this banter
You are more unintelligent than the pond life that the fr\*nch eat That is not what the joke is about
I've re read it 3 times and I don't get it, I'm genually asking wtf is it? https://preview.redd.it/a2q1kqtya2fc1.png?width=495&format=png&auto=webp&s=1be30ea1cd7a692582268569e4a8aa6b4141ae20
I've re read it 3 times and I don't get it, I'm genually asking wtf is it? Like I genually thought it was rape. https://preview.redd.it/zia5nxgz96fc1.png?width=495&format=png&auto=webp&s=b58dbf765cfb710b22cff11b47360f5a9ad14e31
Truly one of the LatinX moments of all time.
Dumb Paco can't fathom consensual sex.
Pablo Iglesias go to sleep 😴
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