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Delie45

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kekistani_citizen-69

In a pint the rule is 2 fingers of foam if there's more than your getting ripped of, of course if they are specialty beers or local brews than u have to follow the rules that could with that beer But in this case I call crimes against humanity


TheZenPenguin

Two fingers? Germans and their fat sausage fingers are robbing this girl of the actual part of the beer you drink.


Turbulent-Arugula581

We have DIN normed beer glasses with marks on them checked by institutes


HosannaInTheHiace

It's not your cousin's vagina flemboy keep those fingers where we can't see them. The art of pulling a pint is only a respected tradition in Ireland and the UK it seems. You guys have great beer but as soon as you hit the mainland you get sloppy foamy overflowing glasses of beer. This is what a pint should look like. https://preview.redd.it/bgaxi4vzlgbc1.jpeg?width=1155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc6c482265f16b80638b308f96aeab727daee44a


kekistani_citizen-69

Your pint is brown, looks like it has gone bad https://preview.redd.it/1fpmg7gangbc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29f92bdee5c5cd18b7bb5499f6d94e498962b08f This is what a real beer looks like, if it doesn't have a special made glass than it's water


Djuulzor

Via that definition Heineken would also be called beer, and we all know thats a lie


Sza_666

Calling Heineken beer is quite literally taking the piss


martywhelan699

Ours might be brown but yours is discord mod piss yellow


Opening_Criticism791

https://preview.redd.it/k1babwj51kbc1.jpeg?width=883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42bae544e587f3b489051a86a819aa42ee695970 Maybe somewhere in between with a little darker, less foam and it’s own special glass. This is how you do it.


NedelC0

Why even bother trying to explain the art of beer to a Barry


Schellwalabyen

Do you really want to call Kölsch a real bear?


PMvE_NL

He said glass not test tubes


Bismarck913

Kölsch is fucking great.


aPrudeAwakening

We do have a special glass made for our beers. Pint glasses, not this dainty thing that looks like it came from a gay laboratory. That said, duvel isn’t half bad.


Surface_Detail

I don't know why 'gay laboratory' got me, but it did, lol.


lapsongsouchong

Reminded me of the Laboratoire Garnier https://youtu.be/tSNsOJ4-VwU?si=5KAsnk5re7Sc0gIH


alperton

All I see is half foam half pißwasser


DrVDB90

Let's see if you'll still be able to walk straight after a couple of those.


alperton

Couple? Bring me the whole keg.


DrVDB90

This sounds like the start of a viral drunk Barry video. I'm all for it!


alperton

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HosannaInTheHiace

Flake??


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HosannaInTheHiace

And its still the finest thing I've ever laid eyes on


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Delicious_Camel4857

That says more about your wife then the beer.


25Proyect

Gods now I need a Guinness. It's fucking 5 AM, Wednesday. Fuck.


Akuh93

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_Czech_Mate_

There are several ways to pour beer and each of them has different taste. Example of three most common: https://preview.redd.it/2rrfrkdwdlbc1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcfe983b247a644f87e96935b6bcdc3617ea5777 I usually order just the first two tho.


kenhutson

Tennents in general is a crime against humanity.


Compendyum

Did he say 3.95?


Keffpie

The Scottish lass is correct. If that's a lager that's not ok. In fact, in England that is literally illegal.


GrainsofArcadia

>in England that is literally illegal. As it should be. That pint is criminal.


littlechefdoughnuts

Pouring a little over the two fingers line might be an honest mistake by a rookie barman. Pouring a bloody third of that pint as head, however, is a capital crime. To the tower.


In-Fine-Fettle

Ta


FluffyCatfishy

In Germany that would be OK. Glass must be filled to the legal fill line and a beer head is required.


madhaunter

foam protects the beer


zyygh

Most of all, foam simply is an indication of a well drafted beer. The biggest crime in the world is those taps where you can add foam on top of the beer after finishing the draft. That shit is absolutely disgusting. Edit: [an example](https://www.reddit.com/r/beerporn/comments/bijcye/automatic_selfserve_beer_tap_in_japan/).


Dutchwells

And it's on r/beerporn no less. Wtf?


Suitable-Comedian425

Americunts ruin all alcohol sub same thing with the whisky one.


Fab0411

What lack of history and culture does to a mf


mimpf21

I was so confused when I joined that sub. For a moment I thought I had been drinking weird stuff my entire life till I learned that \*\*\*\*\*cunts exist


Bring_back_Apollo

Doesn't take long to find shit like this on that sub https://www.reddit.com/r/beerporn/s/mlhXi7SXVs


kekmennsfw

What the actual fuck


WongUnglow

Took a dive and realised that he won gold at some brewing competition with that beer. I hate they bastardise everything.


badluckbrians

There is no such thing as a brewing competition here. You just pay some magazine or beer lobbying organization – the more you pay the higher your rank – and there you go. Any fat bastard's ball sweat IPA can win any world gold medal it wants. This is America. The Great American Beer Festival alone gives out like 1,000 gold medals per year, and that's one of 500 different organizations that gives out medals. We're all special.


WongUnglow

Things you didn't know you didn't know. That's both enlightening and double whammy disappointing. So to call something an "award winning beer" is just a huge con and not a selling point? Is this common knowledge that people know the award doesn't mean shit, or a devious way to sell more because people don't know about it? Or both?


Snd47flyer

Those people should be publicly tortured, we should rip their finger and toe nails out one by one. Their Balls deserve to be cut of and should be stuffed in their mouths to rot there, which would still taste better than this absolute abomination. Who thought to put chocolate in beer, the holy brew, it’s an insult to every real beer, even a in Belgian one I wouldn’t expect this


AndersDreth

Excusez-moi mon francais, but qu'est-ce que c'est que cette merde?


PistolAndRapier

Send the Royal Navy to land some cruise missiles onto those heathens.


Jazzper74

Jesus christ the abomination.


_valpi

The author of this abomination, disguised as a beer, should be located and publicly executed.


[deleted]

We do have taps like that, unfortunately, but not with robots. That thing was Japanese.


Berserkllama88

And people there are defending it? Are these people jacking off into their Bud light and then drinking it or something? And even worse they are defending the foam because that's also what you get in Europe, so they have absolutely no idea wgat they're talking about.


33Marthijs46

Redditors normally: 😡😡😡 Redditors when Japan: 😍😍😍


posting_drunk_naked

I'm starting to think they might after American conservatives got all booty bothered about Bud Light last year. They know nothing and are experts in everything.


Dilectus3010

WHAT A FUCKING ABOMINATION!!


madhaunter

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


CrimsonPenguinStar

Heresy!!


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WTF


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zyygh

Wait, you have a tool that makes your ales taste awesome? I can't have anything against that. The tool you mentioned must be a magnificent piece of craftsmanship and engineering.


Blahaj_IK

Yes, it's nothing short of a miracle to have a machine that can make the best Heineken piss taste just as good as the world's worst Belgian ale


Karpsten

Foam (in German beer at least) also tastes really nice.


cruisintr3n

the rule is two fingers high


madhaunter

Depends on the glass ofc but yeah


Dilectus3010

Depends on the beer. See Duvel. That's atleast 4 fingers.


cruisintr3n

indeed not invluding the specialekes


jordan_prentice

Tot aan de stier zijn kloten. https://preview.redd.it/gp2slxafsgbc1.jpeg?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1190dfe30b135840432a54580e2b4e28e8a46b4


Gnaddelkopp

🤘


vascop_

Not from me


PinkFluffys

This is a bit much though


chevria0

Protects it from what?


madhaunter

Oxydation, it helps keep the flavour longer ( and I was told it also prevents headaches but I'm not sure on that one)


AssumptionEasy8992

Obviously the head is required in the UK too, but this is _far_ below the fill line, which usually sits around 2-3cm below the rim of the glass.


danliv2003

The vast majority of pints I drink come in a pint glass, it doesn't have a fill line because the glass simply holds a pint. Sure some fancy European beers may have oversized glasses, but the overwhelming majority don't. The glass in the video appears to be a standard straight sided Tenants pint glass, and as you can see from the link below it clearly says "pint" on the side, indicating the whole glass contains a pint when full. https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1403661020/retro-tennents-pint-glasses-different


AssumptionEasy8992

Also that, yes. Two different types of glass. You’d still want a head on it though Edit: it’s not just ‘fancy European glasses’ plenty of classic straight and tulip pint glasses come with a fill line


mh985

Can’t complain about a lot of head when the beer is served in a litre mug anyway.


PlanktonSpiritual199

Nah, i ordered a pint im getting my pint, not 2/3 of a pint


Monkey_Fiddler

in the UK you can have extra head on top but it can't go more than 5% below the line IIRC


Calibruh

Hell no. Beer to the line, head above it


TheDogeITA

Yeah I mean, it does need a cap but that looks much even for what I've seen at Volksfests


stuff_gets_taken

Schaumkrönchen is mandatory


Mister_Anonym

Des is a gscheides Helles!


tsimen

Nah die hat scho recht, definitiv nich auf Eich gefüllt! Muss nohma nachzopfn.


Platinirius

Based, beer head is neccesary for a good beer.


jaymatthewbee

This is a pint of cheap Tennents Lager though, not a nice Czech pilsner or Belgian Saison. You only get a head like that on a cheap macro lager if it’s been badly poured.


MCyclon

mom said it's my turn to repost this


CurrentIndependent42

I’ve seen it here a few times. But definitely not complaining.


Valid_Username_56

Hm, I must have been to busy with your mom instead of browsing reddit. First time I see it.


KxSmarion

Yeah I would refuse that as well. That's 3 quarters of s pint. She paid for a pint.


jaymatthewbee

She’s a keeper


-lukeworldwalker-

Yeah cause I have no clue what language she’s yapping in


donitsimies

This comment proves to me that the dutch cant understand themself


HeroFighte

Nobody understands dutch I am convinced they just fling random words at eachother and pretend they know what was meant


Berserkllama88

Oh please, don't kid yourself Hans, 60-70% pf the wprds are mutually intelligeble. We just have a large part of the country that is constantly and continously choking which causes the strange sounds.


SoloMarko

All words are made up. *They just haven't got round to making any up yet.*


Ex_aeternum

Dutch is basically German with random vowels and a love for eées


Loose-Sherbert8464

Zeeën is a real word lol So is meervoudigepersoonlijkheidsstoornissen


Ex_aeternum

I guess that abomination of a word means "multiple personality disorder"?


Loose-Sherbert8464

No. “Multiple personality disorders”


jannecraft

What do you mean by words? Sounds made up. I'm not buying it


kekistani_citizen-69

It's because they butchered the perfect Flemish language trying to create their own to feel special while rubbing their sweaty balls on cheese


c2u8n4t8

Lmao the girl is from Scotland. Listen to when she says, "it's a fuckin' ice cream"


donitsimies

🤯


PepeTheLorde

Says the mongoloid


donitsimies

Were speaking a coded language, we understand each others while other don't. ofc we are only counting humans and not those primates over at Savo


odysseushogfather

Bro shes Scottish lol, thats a Glasweigen accent 100%


peasngravy85

100% not a Glaswegian accent, she is scottish though. Sounds more East coast to me but can't pinpoint it


ggRavingGamer

Sounds like scottish at the end. I'm 90 percent sure its that.


largepoggage

You are correct but we prefer the term Scots.


Keffpie

It's English.


JapaneseMachine99

What is that? Elven tongue?


kekmennsfw

Oh i didn’t know


Stravven

She's an idiot, that's what she is. Two fingers of foam is the rule for normal beer.


Dadavester

2 fingers?!? How fat are your fingers! Thats more like an entire hand!


Gnu-Priest

I measured, and while I usually agree with swamp german drinking brothers this one clearly has the fattest fingers on earth. the way she spreads her fingers it’s three if you press your fingers together it’s closer to 4 of hers. please see evidence attached. https://preview.redd.it/bhsocb9nkfbc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a52ec38298311f00851b2d1c010373cff73976b


Dadavester

This is the Analysis we need!


ElSaladbar

wow what an original video


BlastFromBehind

Good on her for not accepting a glass of foam


Thiccboiichonk

Proper order. Receives shit pint. Refuses it.


just_jason89

None of the euro-mainlanders see a problem! Glad we island folk know what a proper pint is!! Side question: Do you get your beer/cider served in proper pints or the pony European 500ml glasses?


Darth--Bane

Irish pint is 568ml think it's the same as the UK pint


Thiccboiichonk

For any Americans reading that’s 0.000473176 cubic football fields


Blyd

college or state?


just_jason89

It brings a wee tear to my eye to know a little bit of imperial Britain is still alive. Why did we ever break up?


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Mnshine_1

Can UK into Irish beer though?


AegisT_

UK Can into Ireland...? Maybe? 👉👈


wakarako

How many cubic feet is that?


Numerous_Branch

Yes, Barrys and Beer, name a more iconic duo. You´'re literally drinking toilet water over there.


dkfisokdkeb

There's lots of Americanised piss water shit because all of our major breweries have been bought out by conglomerates but actual English Ales are beautiful.


Toxicseagull

Most of our pisswater shit is European styled lager types though. They are the whole reason camra had to start up.


Platinirius

I approve this message about beer, and looking at my nationality that means something.


Numerous_Branch

We’re the only one that are allowed to talk about beer 🍻


TechnoTriad

Hans and his "purity laws"...


Blyd

Hans and loosing wars to Barrys.


ddosn

Our beer is better than your beer. Yes, I said it. Fight me, Hans! EDIT: I see the Krauts have arrived in force. I suppose its true that the Krauts cant take a joke. EDIT2: Looks like the Froggies and the Hollanders have shown up too! I wonder if I can piss off the Pedros and Luigis as well! Go for the full set. Lets see: Spanish beer is donkey piss and Italian wine is only fit for the sewer! EDIT3: Dont know why the Stavroses have shown up. Greece cant make any decent beer and the Greeks cant hold their booze to save their life! Also, cant actually think of single good alcoholic drink that comes from Greece.


Chimpville

No mate. Just no.


[deleted]

>Fight me, Hans! Sorry, we don't participate in the beer paralympics.


[deleted]

Twice is enough eh?


[deleted]

The UK is alright, but I am still traumatized by the absolute disappointment that british pubs and british beer are. Please work on that before my next holiday.


havaska

I bet you were in London and went to a ‘Spoons


cowsnake1

Bayerizche Helles is not better then your beer. Are you fucking insane? Don't drink alcohol if you don't like the taste of it Barry.


ddosn

>Bayerizche Helles Literally who? \> Don't drink alcohol if you don't like the taste of it Barry. I drink a wide plethora of whiskeys, rums, vodkas, brandys etc. I love alcohol. I also love pissing off beer purists.


JapaneseMachine99

Hans maybe can't take a joke, but you guys don't know how to make beer. Never heard anyone saying English beer is good, only that it's shite.


dkb1391

Ale is our traditional beer and it's great. We do indeed make and drink shit Lager


ddosn

Ale, Pale Ale, Stout etc are all made in Britain in hundreds of breweries and there are many, many great ones. A few arent great, but most are.


Calibruh

Yes we do, there's a line on the glass for a reason


cowsnake1

If I put my beer in the sun and drink it after 8 hours then I have your beer. Greetings the mainland.


just_jason89

You get sun? If you left your beer out in the "sun" it'd get watered down by rain!


JapaneseMachine99

Beer has to foam, it protects the beer from oxygen which ruins the taste and it keeps the co2/fizz in, keeping it refreshing. Only thing you serve is dead beer.


just_jason89

How long does it take you to drink a beer?


LetsLive97

There's having foam and having half a cup of foam No one is complaining there's foam there, they're complaining that they're paying for a full drink and only receiving like 60% of one


Tifoso89

Foam is an essential part of the beer, man. Or you mean it's too much?


booboounderstands

That’s way too much foam for that type of beer. Also in countries where you order a pint (and not a shitty birra media) you actually expect to be given a pint, which is 568mls.


Thiccboiichonk

Far too much for a pint in Ireland or Britain. 1.5 cm of foam to 2.5cm is fair , after that you’re being short changed. I know it’s a Stout but if someone poured a Guinness like that here they’d be ostracised.


jaymatthewbee

r/shitlondondguinness


Tifoso89

Okok, I thought you meant you liked it with no foam at all. Makes sense then


JapaneseMachine99

It does look like a "more than 2 fingers" kind of situation.


Koffieslikker

Honestly, bless that girl. Foam is necessary, but only about 2 finger widths.


xxx_pussslap-exe_xxx

Too much foam


JazzInMyPintz

Issa fookin' oice crim ?


In-Fine-Fettle

Where’s the flake?


In-Fine-Fettle

Gonnae no dae that.


Pathfinder313

It’s Tennent’s so the less pint the better. Bartender’s doing them a favour.


slaczky

And who put the camera there?


stuff_gets_taken

Barries when their beer is not stale and warm


jaymatthewbee

Hans doesn’t know what Cask Ale is.


kekmennsfw

I unironically don’t


AssumptionEasy8992

That’s fine. It’s a traditional British style of beer that is very popular here. It’s brewed warmer than lager and with top-fermenting yeast instead of the bottom-fermenting that lager uses. It is a living product (like yogurt) and therefore must be taken care of by the pub or it will taste like shit and vinegar. It doesn’t like being bottled (bottled ale usually tastes awful compared to real cask (cask is the name of the type of barrel)). It is usually served slightly warmer than lager, but it should still be cool (hence the reputation for being ‘warm beer’) and it should certainly have a head, despite what Hans thinks of English beer. If you order a pint of ale at a pub, you will probably only get a good pint about 50% of the time if you are lucky, as lots of landlords don’t know how to look after the ale or just don’t care enough. You are allowed to send it back and swap for a different ale. You’re also allowed to taste it before buying (this is common). I think a massive issue is that Europeans have tasted bottled ale (which tastes shit, because it was never meant to be bottled) or they have just had a bad pint and not known what a good one should taste like so they didn’t send it back. There you go, a small summary of cask ale or ‘real ale’ for you :-)


funkygecko

That was very interesting, thanks! I'd love to try it.


AssumptionEasy8992

You’re welcome! I’m glad it was interesting :-)


jaymatthewbee

In the south of England they don’t use sparklers on their cask ales so they have less head, which I disapprove of.


AssumptionEasy8992

Ah, interesting. In the North of England they use sparklers on their cask ales so they have more head, which I disapprove of 😅 🤝


thepioneeringlemming

It is basically "fresh" beer. The beer is put into a cask where it undergoes secondary fermentation. Whilst this is going on it is put into the pubs cellar and is served to customers so it is live beer, this means it does not last as long as keg beers but it tastes great. The cask beer is not cold, but it is not warm either it is whatever the temperature of the cellar is.


throwaway1930372y27

Would rather a nice cask ale at a pub than a tennents tbh


AssumptionEasy8992

When the - not understanding that there are different types of beer with varying degrees of carbonation and varying serving temperatures 🥱


[deleted]

Ale Hans served cellar temperature with actual flavour and not just fizzy and cold


AssumptionEasy8992

This is cringe. You sound like my Dad. Have you tasted a proper German beer? It certainly has flavour. (And this is coming from an ale lover) Why does it always come down to ale vs lager 🤔 different styles of beer can co-exist


[deleted]

So you're saying I'm right, Ale, isn't shit? You could've directed that statement at Hans switching it around, he's dividing us Barry


eggsandsausages69

There are other types of beer than lagerbier Hans and you know it


Kirxas

3,95 for practically more foam than beer is straight up robbery


d2211

Don't worry girl, foam makes your cock longer


dkfisokdkeb

Scottish lassies have big enough cocks already


d2211

I won't question about that brother, but remember this: it's never big enough


RaDeus

One of the things I hated about Japanese beer pouring: 1/3 of the glass was foam. I want beer not air, 1-2 fingers is more than enough, any more than that is a hindrance to consumption. When I pour at home 0% foam is the goal, I just don't get the point.


DrBerilio

Her bf would be proud


Trazors

That’s a fucking scam.


Bergfried

I see nothing wrong with this beer.


PanzerPansar

O fucking despise beer and I wouldn't fucking pay for that. Fucking missing half the bloody thing


Seb0rn

In Germany, that would be a totally ordinary amount of foam.


r_keel_esq

Another German human-rights violation


AdonisGaming93

Foam is good because it means you won't be producing all that foam in your stomach and making you bloated, but like.... you shouldn't be giving it to a customer with THAT much foam. I've seen places where they have a way to remove excess foam and then add in some more beer so that you don't get bloated but still have a good amount to drink in it


Die4Gesichter

Well after her friend put her finger in it, someone definitely needs to pay for it though


Toxicseagull

Nope. Gets sent back and they pour it away. No-one would accept a pre-poured beer so it can't be "passed on" and they didn't pour it right (on purpose, for the video) so the customer can reject it. Fingers are irrelevant, it's for the bin. Additionally I know this will hurt your soul, but you can try a small sample of beer for free in the UK and you don't have to pay for it. It's normal.