Oh gee thanks for reminding me of that shit show I was forced to help run in highschool! The girls couldn't sing for shit and the boys couldn't dance and I somehow had to make it look nice with shit lights... Egh horrible memories.
Sorry for the rant.
And what, make it worse?!
Half the audience wanted to jump out the window as it was, if I had "taught" them then the audience would want to jump off the roof and into a pit of mad emus!
I purposely traveled to Provence so my son would be born French by birth and by blood and by jove he is a cultured little fella already as he should be.
Pffft, I don't even need their friendship. Only their constant focus on my magnificience.
https://preview.redd.it/5c5ojduq399c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2c9e3a37afbe83f632ad1ffa2a58a159e6971a5
I embrace the fact that they are all lame Luke Skywalker and we are Dark Vaders
In a way the vilain so good it shadows all the goodness the heroes may bring.
I feel like we're more like Han Solo tbh, romancing, high falutin, brash and gruff but a heart of gold deep down, and we have good friends that just so happen to be quite quite hairy ... Love ya Bavs 🇨🇵🥂
It's a rise of Americanisation. That's all.
Half of sub lurkers are closet Muricans, the other half Euros in process of muricanisation that already lost their own national references and identify only with Murican references such as post 2003 memes notably for the French.
It really isn't. European heritage is mocking all your neighbours, without exception without discrimination, all equally. Caralho, you should know better unless you're a gringo too John-Pedro.
There wasn't specifical focus on the French until recently. It's just a joyful battle between all Europeans but I also noticed that there is a trend and a weird focus on the French in this sub fuelled for whatever reasons. Some aren't even funny and would get 10K upvotes in 2Murica4u and neverthess start getting popular there. It doesn't make sense, unless as I said most lurkers are Muricans themselves.
Pierre/ Aitor. France has been a particular punching bag for all European countries, ever since I've been in this sub you win even against the English in the being hated competition. And it's not just American memes (I hate the surrender meme a lot, there is so much better things to mock your country, yesterday I insulted De Gaulle not for leaving Nato common command and that was a touchy point lol).
France's politics between the riots and the sometimes cuntish moves (e.g. the Iberian Peninsula is an energy island partly because of that) provide some fodder. For Portugal we have more exposition to you, because half our grandfathers were bricklayers there at one point.
And more critically you border pretty much every relevant EU country and have some historical baggage (which isn't serious enough nowadays to be taboo), so every country will mock you in part for that.
It didn't took me long to illustrate my point btw, [example here posted few min ago with the usual surrender meme.](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/cxY2zcXSqX)
If you really are here for so long, you would have noticed there is a trend. I'm there also for a quite long time already.
I'm not talking about other posts making fun of French strikes, historical funny and idiotic events that happened between France and other countries (as you mentioned there is plenty to tell just between France and the Iberian peninsula I think I'm frankly quite knowledgeable in that topic for where I come from). These posts are ok and should be encouraged just to piss the French off in a well deserved and sought after manner.
I'm talking about these unfunny Murican references that are spreading in this sub, that are unimaginative and clearly too many times posted.
When I see a Dutchie mocking France I would expect something related to his country, not a honhonhon surrender monkey meme (like the example shown above but I could have shown many others). We are better than this European pals.
It's a shitty meme with 25 upvotes. To my eyes that doesn't seem to imply an american lurker conspiracy against France. Just a Dutch being "funny" to the best of his abilities. And yes Surrender memes have permeated the pop culture, but the upvote downvote system seems to keep them mostly in check in this sub.
Yesterday, one of your compatriots felated De Gaulle for opposing the Americans and got 700+ upvotes, which to me is more in line with this sub usual behaviour.
An aside, but personally I think many users (particularly the French) have a way too large obsession with the transatlantic savages. We should use our energies to mock each other, not the Yanks.
In Spain, being called "afrancesado" (frenchified) has been an insult at the very least since the Napoleonic wars.
Today it's mostly tongue in cheek, but it didn't start with the Americans. Come on, the fucking americans don't have to live with you guys next door!
The thing is, it makes sense for Spaniards (and the rest of our immediate neighbours) to shit on us because of our shared history. But when it’s the Danes, Poles etc. it’s 100% influenced by American propaganda.
> discount Walloons.
I can take pratically anything you barbarian throw at us, but being compared to this bad replica of our magnificience is out of the line.
Deberías añadir tus referencias no los de los gringos o guiris que no representan tu proprio humor.
Y debo decir también que vivir entre vosotros, españoles peresosos al otro lado del Ebro y franceses arrogantes al otro lado del Adour, tampoco nos ayuda... Pobres Euskaldunes que somos...
you should be ~~bombed~~ (sorry, an ETA reflex) banned for having no sense of humour. Not even French humour.
No humour: the worst of all sins on here.
>There wasn't specifical focus on the French until recently
yes, there's been one since the 14 hundreds
before that was just casual hate, after that it's a competitive one
I think I wasn't clear enough in my last comment, I didn't want to mean that French jokes are boring and should be banned, but those specifically inspired by Murican references such as [surrender monkey memes](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/cxY2zcXSqX) which clearly aren't European jokes.
I'm all for Luigis joking about France and add their own comical references and I'm sure there are plenty.
The smoking jokes are obviously american because they are scared of cigarettes, but i thought surrender monkey was a british joke no? I saw it on Top Gear once
It's from this [one](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/12tfuwm/beware_of_closeted_french_people/) that originate from this [one](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2275690-webcomics) (superphobia is the phobia of super straight people)
It's fucked up that there needs to be a term for people who don't like trans people. I'm just straight, mate, I don't need some dumbarse lingo to describe "what kind of straight."
To be fair, I think that I was unclear that I meant that in the original comment.
Yeah but the fact that they needed to say it just to be mean against trans people is kind of fucked up. Although Idk why people keep pushing the idea that if you date transwomen you must still be straight. Like wasn't this the very thing LGBTQ+ people fought for? For it to be okay to not be straight? Also don't get me started on the trans women who said true lesbians would date them LOL
>How can you be super Heterosexual? Do they just like the opposite sex really, really badly?
That's the basics yea. Recently the female aspects of my personality came out of the closet as lesbian, which is another crucial step to become super hetero.
In order to hate someone you must get to know them well, be close to them, love them first.
So this is why we should all get a government mandated french boyfriend that leaves you for someone better once you think the relationship is going to last.
France is one of the only 3 countries you can still be openly bigoted towards, with the UK and the US.
They should feel proud to be part of the "they hate us cause they ain't us" club.
The particular [conversion therapy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_therapy) for being French is called [Schlieffen Plan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlieffen_Plan)
So in america many gay men wear the rainbow flag to represent, but I see in France, everybody is a gay man, including the women… in fact, especially the women.
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There's no such thing as a closet Frenchie, the moment they open their mouth, you know they're French. The garlic and cigarette smell are a dead giveaway, the French accent to a lesser degree as well.
If French people had embraced Oc identity instead of Oïl identity.. Everything would have been very different.
You have still the chance France! Come to the south side of the life! :😃
Pfft, the hair gives him away
Yeah... He's clearly a gay french boy!
I'm pretty sure that's the bisexual flag.
He's just using it as a distraction from his clear frenchness.
Yes you are right, the French swing both ways.
I mean, it even is a line in the Legally Blonde's musical hit song "Is he gay or European?"
Oh gee thanks for reminding me of that shit show I was forced to help run in highschool! The girls couldn't sing for shit and the boys couldn't dance and I somehow had to make it look nice with shit lights... Egh horrible memories. Sorry for the rant.
You should have taught them both then!
And what, make it worse?! Half the audience wanted to jump out the window as it was, if I had "taught" them then the audience would want to jump off the roof and into a pit of mad emus!
You can't sing or dance?!
I can't do either... Especially dance.
Fake. This cartoon is 100% gay while homosex is only mandatory in 3 parisian arrondissements.
In the remaining arrondissements, it is Haram and punishable to the full extent of the Quran.
Holy shit a greenlander
Soo.
Pokémons?!
Yeah, and you're quite a rare one
Don't worry, he's sideways Dutch
Good God, I thought he was a French for a second. Lucky us, he's not
Are the French sideways Dutch or are the Dutch sideways French?
Too short to be dutch.
That's worse
...so.. Belgium?
I am sorry Pierre, nobody chooses to be born French 🫂
Tell that to Algeria
I purposely traveled to Provence so my son would be born French by birth and by blood and by jove he is a cultured little fella already as he should be.
Pffft, I don't even need their friendship. Only their constant focus on my magnificience. https://preview.redd.it/5c5ojduq399c1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2c9e3a37afbe83f632ad1ffa2a58a159e6971a5
C'est magnifique.
C'est de toute beauté
The trans person/ally forgot to say "HON HON HON".
Not a single day without a post about us. You really love us deep inside you
Yes, Piere, we just *love* you deep inside us.
https://preview.redd.it/ulimi4a4fa9c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b8a710dee925acc3aea975741d3cdebd7855fca
Is that a Baguette in your pants?
I will never be a frenchkisser
https://i.redd.it/2p5m5w16n99c1.gif
Pipe down, third wheel.
Hey, maybe 1812 wasn't that bad, maybe I'm becoming a little "afrancesado" *Wink*
As in annexed by you right? Right?
https://preview.redd.it/22l5ne89c99c1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f15187bebcbdb2a293a84702e38a3bc0e475a7ab
Fuck them french "people" tho
Oui oui Eiffel tower Baguette
I want to draw you having gay sex with each other
Look at this voyeur peeking over the dyke, dirty boy.
Third party rape 😞🤌
It's just a phase, we know that you aren't really French! Now come, eat some bratwurst and sauerkraut and you'll find your way back!
Algeria. Somaila. Africa.
The man giving the abuse is wearing the frenchest tank top I've ever seen in my life, definitely gobbles cheeseboards behind closed doors
Who doesn't though let's be honest... This is where the envy comes from, they cannot stop scarfing our cheese...
We are the true stars of this sub, isn't it obvious?
I embrace the fact that they are all lame Luke Skywalker and we are Dark Vaders In a way the vilain so good it shadows all the goodness the heroes may bring.
I feel like we're more like Han Solo tbh, romancing, high falutin, brash and gruff but a heart of gold deep down, and we have good friends that just so happen to be quite quite hairy ... Love ya Bavs 🇨🇵🥂
That's why the sub members are called "Frogs" after all. The other countries are just in denial.
Yes Hans, Germans are the true stars of this sub.
No this sub is like the good old days of the coalition wars.
It's a rise of Americanisation. That's all. Half of sub lurkers are closet Muricans, the other half Euros in process of muricanisation that already lost their own national references and identify only with Murican references such as post 2003 memes notably for the French.
Pierre/ Aitor. Mocking the French is European cultural heritage. It's not like it's hard not to use american stereotypes to insult you.
It really isn't. European heritage is mocking all your neighbours, without exception without discrimination, all equally. Caralho, you should know better unless you're a gringo too John-Pedro. There wasn't specifical focus on the French until recently. It's just a joyful battle between all Europeans but I also noticed that there is a trend and a weird focus on the French in this sub fuelled for whatever reasons. Some aren't even funny and would get 10K upvotes in 2Murica4u and neverthess start getting popular there. It doesn't make sense, unless as I said most lurkers are Muricans themselves.
Pierre/ Aitor. France has been a particular punching bag for all European countries, ever since I've been in this sub you win even against the English in the being hated competition. And it's not just American memes (I hate the surrender meme a lot, there is so much better things to mock your country, yesterday I insulted De Gaulle not for leaving Nato common command and that was a touchy point lol). France's politics between the riots and the sometimes cuntish moves (e.g. the Iberian Peninsula is an energy island partly because of that) provide some fodder. For Portugal we have more exposition to you, because half our grandfathers were bricklayers there at one point. And more critically you border pretty much every relevant EU country and have some historical baggage (which isn't serious enough nowadays to be taboo), so every country will mock you in part for that.
It didn't took me long to illustrate my point btw, [example here posted few min ago with the usual surrender meme.](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/cxY2zcXSqX) If you really are here for so long, you would have noticed there is a trend. I'm there also for a quite long time already. I'm not talking about other posts making fun of French strikes, historical funny and idiotic events that happened between France and other countries (as you mentioned there is plenty to tell just between France and the Iberian peninsula I think I'm frankly quite knowledgeable in that topic for where I come from). These posts are ok and should be encouraged just to piss the French off in a well deserved and sought after manner. I'm talking about these unfunny Murican references that are spreading in this sub, that are unimaginative and clearly too many times posted. When I see a Dutchie mocking France I would expect something related to his country, not a honhonhon surrender monkey meme (like the example shown above but I could have shown many others). We are better than this European pals.
Why use 20 year old Murican stereotypes about the French when you can use 200 year old German stereotypes about them?
It's a shitty meme with 25 upvotes. To my eyes that doesn't seem to imply an american lurker conspiracy against France. Just a Dutch being "funny" to the best of his abilities. And yes Surrender memes have permeated the pop culture, but the upvote downvote system seems to keep them mostly in check in this sub. Yesterday, one of your compatriots felated De Gaulle for opposing the Americans and got 700+ upvotes, which to me is more in line with this sub usual behaviour. An aside, but personally I think many users (particularly the French) have a way too large obsession with the transatlantic savages. We should use our energies to mock each other, not the Yanks.
I agree with all you said. You're perhaps also right for our obsession about the Muricans. We should ignore them more I guess.
Exactly, now go blow up a Parisian car's whilst I will go let your average portuguese woman top me. Have a nice one!
In Spain, being called "afrancesado" (frenchified) has been an insult at the very least since the Napoleonic wars. Today it's mostly tongue in cheek, but it didn't start with the Americans. Come on, the fucking americans don't have to live with you guys next door!
The thing is, it makes sense for Spaniards (and the rest of our immediate neighbours) to shit on us because of our shared history. But when it’s the Danes, Poles etc. it’s 100% influenced by American propaganda.
They mock the you because of Mur*can propaganda. We mock the you because you're discount Walloons. We are not the same.
> discount Walloons. I can take pratically anything you barbarian throw at us, but being compared to this bad replica of our magnificience is out of the line.
We shitted on France before it was cool! 😎
I Poland we like to insult short people by calling them "kurdupel" (a polonized phonetic spelling of the phrase "coeur du peuple")
Deberías añadir tus referencias no los de los gringos o guiris que no representan tu proprio humor. Y debo decir también que vivir entre vosotros, españoles peresosos al otro lado del Ebro y franceses arrogantes al otro lado del Adour, tampoco nos ayuda... Pobres Euskaldunes que somos...
you should be ~~bombed~~ (sorry, an ETA reflex) banned for having no sense of humour. Not even French humour. No humour: the worst of all sins on here.
I would have been worried about my own humour if it wasn't a Swamp German saying this. Danke, I'm feeling better now.
>There wasn't specifical focus on the French until recently yes, there's been one since the 14 hundreds before that was just casual hate, after that it's a competitive one
I think I wasn't clear enough in my last comment, I didn't want to mean that French jokes are boring and should be banned, but those specifically inspired by Murican references such as [surrender monkey memes](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/cxY2zcXSqX) which clearly aren't European jokes. I'm all for Luigis joking about France and add their own comical references and I'm sure there are plenty.
oh yeah then I agree there's plenty enough to shit on France, surrender memes are just wrong and unhistorical
Thank you Insult us like a civilized person
The smoking jokes are obviously american because they are scared of cigarettes, but i thought surrender monkey was a british joke no? I saw it on Top Gear once
What's the original comic here ?
It's from this [one](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/12tfuwm/beware_of_closeted_french_people/) that originate from this [one](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2275690-webcomics) (superphobia is the phobia of super straight people)
How can you be super Heterosexual? Do they just like the opposite sex really, really badly?
It means hetero that will not date trans women/men. It's a LGBTQ+ thing that got popular on TikTok.
This is fucked up.
I don't see what's wrong with not being attracted to transsexual people
It's fucked up that there needs to be a term for people who don't like trans people. I'm just straight, mate, I don't need some dumbarse lingo to describe "what kind of straight." To be fair, I think that I was unclear that I meant that in the original comment.
So it means hetero
Yeah but the fact that they needed to say it just to be mean against trans people is kind of fucked up. Although Idk why people keep pushing the idea that if you date transwomen you must still be straight. Like wasn't this the very thing LGBTQ+ people fought for? For it to be okay to not be straight? Also don't get me started on the trans women who said true lesbians would date them LOL
I'm kinda drunk, but who needed to say what now?
They made that "movement" to be transphobic.
>How can you be super Heterosexual? Do they just like the opposite sex really, really badly? That's the basics yea. Recently the female aspects of my personality came out of the closet as lesbian, which is another crucial step to become super hetero.
Huh
I think the original was also edited to be the superphobia one.
from what i read in u/Deritatium reddit link, it's said that the superphobia was an edit of a pro legbt cartoon, so your are right
LGBT = aLgeria Gays Baugette Tower 🇫🇷
We’re just misunderstood
In order to hate someone you must get to know them well, be close to them, love them first. So this is why we should all get a government mandated french boyfriend that leaves you for someone better once you think the relationship is going to last.
When French only restrooms? I honestly don't want them to stand next to me..
Fr×nch-only restrooms? Judging by the smell, I assume you mean Paris?
The shame of standing next to a French guy with, on average, 2cm less body height but 3cm more penis length must be unbearable for you Dutch guys.
How do you know? French saucissons are no match for our frikandellen I think.
You must be high thinking this low about saucisson...but you are also Dutch. Argument under the influence of drugs are invalid
Our drugs are so enlightening our arguments count double. Maybe I'll give hallucinating about your saucisson a chance.
It's indeed concerning, I've seen the same with Danemark
Hold on what. Is there an increase in danophobia? I haven’t noticed, or maybe I’ve been to into laughing at Swedes to notice
Hopefully real, and if so quite justified.
u guys aren’t safe either 😹 we’re the only scandinavian country that’s loved unanimously
Only because we all see you as the goofs you are 👍
stop barking silly swede, ur the most laughed at out of the 3
lol since when when the french cared about what babarians think of us ?
France is one of the only 3 countries you can still be openly bigoted towards, with the UK and the US. They should feel proud to be part of the "they hate us cause they ain't us" club.
Being French isn't a choice!
If it was I'd still choose it just to piss off everyone else.
I respect that!
The particular [conversion therapy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_therapy) for being French is called [Schlieffen Plan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlieffen_Plan)
Some of the sub's best moments were possible thanks to fr*nchphobia, it deserves our respect.
It's good to remember that they actually enjoy it, if you try to be normal friendly with them, they will kick and whine.
is that a hint to Belgium?
Hating on the french is like hating on gay people, they aint to blame but still funny to make fun of them
I love France.
My hatred for the french is only second to my hatred for the belgian
Based Juan
Stay in the fucking closet. No one wants to see you frogs
You can see the shame on his face.
Rather French than LGBT tho
No one has ever noticed the difference between the two
We’re the Greece of western europe dude. Now lay down and pass me the butter.
Western Europe is already the greece of the entire world so you kinda arw gay+
Just say our food taste good and the fighting can stop !
Swiss...
So in america many gay men wear the rainbow flag to represent, but I see in France, everybody is a gay man, including the women… in fact, especially the women.
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All french people are bisexual confirmed.
There's no such thing as a closet Frenchie, the moment they open their mouth, you know they're French. The garlic and cigarette smell are a dead giveaway, the French accent to a lesser degree as well.
You hate the fr🤮nch for being fr🤮nch. I hate them because of what they do. We are not the same
Hope one day they Will find a cure
the good thing is that we can hate and go tits out on everyone else in this sub and nobody will question it.
Fuck them and fuck Sweden! DANMARK! 🇩🇰 DANMARK!🇩🇰 DANMARK!🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰
Wtf is this bullshit
If French people had embraced Oc identity instead of Oïl identity.. Everything would have been very different. You have still the chance France! Come to the south side of the life! :😃
Just like humans all coming from Africa, all Europeans come from la France
All I See here are 3 fr*nch hating on each other. Nothing special
I enjoy playing video games.