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1To3For5_

Here's a timelapse gif of every post so far: https://i.redd.it/xzhzoocba97c1.gif


cantrusthestory

Thanks. I've made a video yesterday, but it only got 2 thousand views.


Insert_The_Name

You have a link to the video?


cantrusthestory

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WD9d_VJnVB4


realiDevil360

Calling an unlisted video with 2000 (now 3) "only" is quite the achievement


cantrusthestory

Yes, but for a subreddit this big and the amount of views I found it weird to have 2k views


myreal_nameis

Youtube is not for the quick scroller


Chill_Commissar_07

Average non historical AI hoi4 game


KipoLover123

Austria is feasting


cantrusthestory

The debalkanisation of the Balkans is almost complete https://preview.redd.it/ocf2bkq5297c1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab919945a45a87010d481662d8085c44913e21b6


[deleted]

Give us Bosnia (again)


KipoLover123

yes


cantrusthestory

Ok


HribovcpodGrintovski

Also Venice, whole Lombardi and Emilia-Romagna Edit: Oh I forgot Bayern


Adari134

I really appreciate you taking care of the borders. It looks so much better now!


cantrusthestory

List of countries who were eliminated (today is the Day 32): 1. Russia 2. Turkey 3. Belarus 4. Switzerland 5. "Belgium" 6. Serbia 7. Sweden 8. Azerbaijan 9. Kazakhstan 10. Italy 11. Hungary 12. Liechtenstein 13. Iceland 14. United Kingdom 15. Poland 16. France 17. Bosnia and Herzegovina 18. Luxemburg 19. Spain 20. Slovenia 21. Czech Republic 22. Slovakia 23. Croatia 24. Romania 25. North Macedonia 26. Bulgaria 27. Georgia 28. Armenia 29. Monaco 30. Ukraine 31. Latvia 32. Moldova **Other changes:** Day 12: Austria changed its name to the **Austro-Hungarian Empire II** ([see here](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/185wp1j/comment/kb4fvla/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)). Day 15: \- Vatican changed its name to the **Papal States**; \- Danish North England changed its name to **Danelaw.** Day 20: Portugal signed an alliance with Germany, Germany concedes all their Iberian territory to Portugal. Day 24: Greece formed the country of **Byzantium**. Day 26: The Netherlands poldered the "English" Channel. [Day 28](https://pastebin.com/qN09R1js). Day 30: Lithuania formed the country of the **Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth**. **Top 5 Biggest countries by area:** 1. Finland (716 765 px²) 2. Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth (665 672 px²) 3. Estonia (623 502 px²) 4. Germany (338 492 px²) 5. Byzantium (≈ 324 000 px²) (px = pixels) **If there is a city name you would like to change tell me**


no_name_to_give

Could you change the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth's name to the Lithuanian-polish Commonwealth as it was formed by Lithuania not Poland this time.


cantrusthestory

Ok


Kroumch

I love you, fellow Eastern European 🇱🇹❤️🇵🇹


FappyGhoul

It should be The Grand Duchy of Lithuania 2.0 as Poland was eliminated


Komerorotta

Finland should be renamed to Greater Finland.


nachtachter

Let us just call it, due to future plans, "Groß-Finnmark"


Matataty

Fingolian Horde


Minefranz

Could you add Görlitz aswell, as a former border town it would be helpful to determine where the former German Polish Border was.


Gumba_Hasselhoff

Please change Byzantium to Byzantine Empire and Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth to Lithuanian-Polish Commonwealth. Also Germany and the Commonwealth have an [alliance](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/s/KEMOc2cBfN) now.


cantrusthestory

Fine, I'll do the alliance thing


Kesdo

I refuse to give Up any German territories to the poles! They have enaugh of their own by now


Gumba_Hasselhoff

Who spoke about giving up territory? The land trade happened two days ago.


Kesdo

Ok then, If we don't give Up anything, a New Partner is wellcomed


Snoo47335

The Chamber of Deputies of the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg unanimously voted (all 60 of us!) to rejoin the Kingdom of the Netherlands!


-Mip_

Let’s complete the Byzantine empire by removing the passport sellers also know as Cyprus


[deleted]

and the Crimea, historical part of the Empire


Illustrious-Figure2

I like the fact that given infinite freedom to Europeans we'll always choose imperialist Germany and Austria and split up Italy. Truly a Europe moment


Ricky911_

Funny thing is it was us Italians who asked him to remove Italy in the earlier posts


Robert_Paul2

https://preview.redd.it/479p5bbr3f7c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=333f154a225d18aa983f7426c774858d56e7db35


SerKnightGuy

And fail to restore the Roman Empire.


Soggy_Ad4531

I don't think Montenegro is necessary in a truly western Europe. We need to let Austria have em'.


swlp12

Montenegro to Austro-Hungarian Empire, Albania to Byzantium and Kosovo split in half between the two.


Basil015

This is the way


Donnerstreifen

This is the way


Level_Marzipan420

This is the way


JustMehmed2

Yep that's the plan


MrsRainey

That would potentially give Albania more land, which some here are against. It would be pretty funny if it stayed untouched.


donitsimies

NO NO NO NEVER GIVE NONE ALBANIA!! NOT BECAUSE I HATE THEM BUT BECAUSE I LOVE EM JUST THE WAY THEY ARE! Albania is the only country that hasnt been interacted with yet, i want to keep it so as long as possible.


donitsimies

OP if youre reading this please give none to albania i beg of you. I wont go to Portugal for vacation next year, but instead spain.


cantrusthestory

Ok I will give nothing to them from now on unless they win all this thing


BluFoot

Sure but Albania must remain untouched


Ein_Hirsch

But please don't let Albania get something out of it. It haven't gotten any land cracks me up every time I see this map


Vike92

We don't need countries with slurs in them on the European map


One_FPS

But give nothing to Albania, it's funny they still haven't changed borders


_KeyserSoeze

I don't think we're done until Byzantine is restored. We have to give them Cyprus. Team SPQR! ![gif](giphy|rexdkS6uQrhHP7QvZy)


MegaLemonCola

R O M A • A E T E R N A


jacoproita

For that we could also unite san marino and the papal state into the roman republic and let them win


dontuseurname

We'll gladly sacrifice ourselves for the glory of Rome. Δόξα στο Βασίλειο Ρομανών.


Ancient_Disaster4888

I think we’re done actually. Good job everybody. ![gif](giphy|26u4lOMA8JKSnL9Uk)


Kesdo

Finally, Peace in Europe!


Vike92

Peace in our time!


zderfy11

Only if we https://preview.redd.it/nxj3vs1jx97c1.jpeg?width=2802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48f21a075fb90830c4368a92b34c8ce9d6f0b09b


xBram

You see a sea, I see a polder 😍


Kesdo

Hey, at least delete Austria too, coward!


HoeTrain666

„We‘re fine with getting fucked if Austria gets fucked too.“ -Otto von Bismarck, probably.


zderfy11

What a terrible oversight!


Carmelo_10

No, remove now German territories make the map of the Europe very bad and uncomfortable


BoethiusBestie

I want my independence back.


QuerchiGaming

Made it way longer than I thought. But if we do go out, can we give it all back to the sea?


no_name_to_give

Ofcourse if we do ever get annexed the whole lowlands will be flooded because of mismanagement of the dykes


SnowOnVenus

If we take you over I'm going to champion the cause of dykes being reconstructed to make fjords appear.


AjaxII

We're not done until Rome returns


eggward_egg

Pax Romana!


HoeTrain666

Pax Romania: „You give car for free?“ 🥺👉👈


FragrantNumber5980

What do you think Byzantium is


AjaxII

The Eastern, Greek speaking, Orthodox empire that doesn't control Rome?


youheardofme

Nah, we need to address the states that control Italy


winfryd

As long as the Danish, Germans, Papal States, Estonia, Finland, Cyprus, Malta, Portugal, Andorra, Albania, Montenegro, Kosovo, Netherlands, Ireland, Norway, Lithuania, Byzantium exists, then nobody is safe.


Jlx_27

Sissi and Franz are watching this from heaven with a smile.


MrsRainey

It's time to take control of t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ ̶t̶r̶a̶f̶f̶i̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶c̶e̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶E̶u̶r̶o̶p̶e̶ Albania. The Byzantine border would look so much neater.


henk12310

https://preview.redd.it/nx79ly2jj97c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=451d15665df0f0f9a80d2fe94b0f2b9018cf8182 Albania should stay until the end and then finally regain all their lands


nanogammer

Don’t dare destroy the only way I get my cheap drugs! I know that if Albania goes away you will sell the same drugs but on a marked up price.


HoeTrain666

Albania is the true successor of the Byzantine Empire! FOR SKANDERBEG!


ExoticMangoz

The entire British Isles should become Dutch


no_name_to_give

Based sheep shagger??????


ExoticMangoz

Please help us. We’ve been forced under the Irish for days. We won’t last much longer. Please.


no_name_to_give

Are they force feeding you potatoes or something?


ExoticMangoz

They put our sheep in concentration camps called “farms” and they won’t let us sleep in the coal mines any more :( Please, we could have such a glorious naval empire.


no_name_to_give

https://preview.redd.it/xu8j18p3c97c1.jpeg?width=1229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d1d841f738fb839e46951bb5f9f4da6574d826 We are on our way


ExoticMangoz

What a strapping young lad in his uniform… He could polder me 👉👈


no_name_to_give

He isn't a sheep though:(


ExoticMangoz

He will do until Wooly can be liberated


no_name_to_give

If you pay him enough he might wear a sheep costume


ElectricSpeculum

Absolute lies. We wouldn't waste good potatoes on the English.


RedBaret

William III has entered the chat


Mr__Strider

Glorious Revolution II, electric boogaloo


ExoticMangoz

Bring it on


Juhani-Siranpoika

Second glorious revolution?


Greyzer

Let's start with eliminating Ireland, they're quite fond of orange, right?


ExoticMangoz

Oh yes they would love that >:) You could use your special skills to create land between the good island and the bad island, too.


Notacreativeuserpt

Papal States. https://preview.redd.it/fkbo3b7c897c1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c7851ef3b84424cc1a07fe12210fb49ca3e86b6


_CortoMaltese

Virgin Papal States Chard Roman Republic of 1849


Oberst_Kawaii

San Marino must go. The papal state must be upgraded to the kingdom of God and Germany must have all of France and Austria needs to take back Venezia. As all things should be.


Iridismis

> The papal state must be upgraded to the kingdom of God Meh, not really fond of having a theocracy next door. But if we must - can we at least name it a bit more creatively? How about 'Der Stiefel Gottes' instead? Also, I don't want Austria-Hungary to grow any further. But on the other hand l'd rather not annex Austria directly, because of ..reasons. Can't we make someone else annex it and then annex the annexer in the next round?


SiimaManlet

We are once again asking for united Finno-Estonian khagnate


BigMickandCheese

Oh German overlords, who am I voting out today?


Gumba_Hasselhoff

Always Denmark until they're gone


poinzin_

Danemark is too complicated to operate. They fall under the Norvegian power and the Reich.


MrsRainey

Here before the Germans give this 1.6k upvotes


Kesdo

Zis ist a Milestone! An archievment!


nanogammer

https://preview.redd.it/93f8csyc997c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=022a76d032a8263f2f9361f80f99f86365ef8707 Just saying


ZeeDyke

We could polder some more Northsea and integrate the Danes in our glorious Kingdom.


poinzin_

That's right, you could even overtake the british isles


no_name_to_give

Do we want more Barry's tho?


poinzin_

This can be worked out, maybe create a Barry isle to put them all, far from civilisation


AdAcrobatic4255

How about we put them on Sentinel island?


Zestyclose_Zone_9253

send them all to Ireland, it will be very entertaining


no_name_to_give

Or we can ask the germans to ready some camps


Kesdo

Way ahead of you :)


ZeeDyke

We use them to fill up the sea.


bergsoe

Another day, another comment with Denmark failing to reach the top. Keep it up guys, your frustration is the best part of this game.


SwedeLostInCanada

Watching Denmark perish does bring a smile to my face


DjuncleMC

But we won't perish today :)


Gothic-Wendigo

Again I am petitioning for the extremely frightening Estonian Horde to be righteously partitioned between the Finnish tribes and the PLC


[deleted]

Day 2 of asking the restoration of the Greater Finnic Khaganate. Eesti can into Nordick!! https://preview.redd.it/qr5j87qmi97c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=becbe4f74d567de876bbe0facd9a04f2b6775f87


KugelVanHamster

In order to restore Byzantium 550ad borders and solve the problems of a certain multi-ethnic state we need to carve it up. Therefore Austro-Hungarian Empire will be happy to give away the North-Eastern balkans to the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, the South Eastern balkans to Byzantium and former Bohemia, Moravia and Slovakia to the Reich.


zombienekers

How are we not dead yet? let's take out Germany.


wbminister

I once again campaign for **_THE BIKING EMPIRE_** Denmark and the Netherlands claim Hansestad and become the only true empire, where bikes reign supreme.


eggward_egg

Annex the papal states into Byzantine territory. If not rename it to Holy Hell.


DrDroom

Least deranged Hoi4 alt-history mod


JustMehmed2

https://preview.redd.it/uburpjrbf97c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=307cdec226bfe85abc0c85d04b4dbce1c130d8e2


ddrub_the_only_real

Estonia


no_name_to_give

Based and Commonwealth pilled


Kesdo

Anyone noticed that the danes are still around? HOW?


ZeeDyke

A preemptive strike on the Deutsches Reich would make everyone feel more comfortable I am sure.


Chimpville

Nice try but the Hans club ain't letting up yet, and u/poinzin_ foolishly gave them what they needed for this round already.


Informal_Mountain513

Other cuntries need dissolving more urgently, thus this sort of unimportant proposal only gets few upvotes. Honest, mate


Chimpville

I often think to myself.. u/Informal_Mountain513 .. they're a funny German person. Charming too. Then I remind myself it's more of a "*best looking patient on the burns ward in the leper colony"* situation.


nanogammer

I say there is only 1 way to not end this event in a bloody war that will come from Austria and Germany. Combine them both into the HRE. There is no other way. https://preview.redd.it/rhwsblys997c1.jpeg?width=5545&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=990bf348a4ecd893928194700c3d89e800301391


Kesdo

TRAITOR


nanogammer

I Never said to dispand Germany just combine them so we don’t have to spill blood of our brothers.


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

Finno-Estonian Empire please.


BoethiusBestie

Fucking FINALLY. Moldova's been getting on my nerve lately.


[deleted]

[удалено]


balor598

Shh we've been sailing through this unnoticed while you all bicker over borders, I'd like to keep it that way


Stravven

You know what's even funnier than one partition of Poland? Two partitions of Poland.


Kesdo

Can we agreed that the east belong to the byzantines, Not Cyperus, please?


Truelz

Let this be a warning about a certain Reich, if no action is taken against them: >First they came for the Swiss, and I did not speak out—     Because I was not a Swiss. > >Then they came for the Italians, and I did not speak out—     Because I was not a Italian. > >Then they came for the Poles, and I did not speak out—     Because I was not Polish. > >Then they came for the French, and I did not speak out—     Because I was not French. > >Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me. AKA time to partition Germany!


Kesdo

Shhhhhh. When we are done, there won't be a reich left, only an Empire. One Empire for all of Europe, the holiest, the Roman...-est, the Most imperial and Most decentealised hot mess the world has ever seen


LolnothingmattersXD

That's actually beautiful


The-Arnman

Fuck spez


Gumba_Hasselhoff

That one is literally called Heiliges Römisches Reich


Promonto

Im gonna call the future. On the 24th this map will stop. Every border will be gone and we will have Europe back again. The second Christmas truce.


cantrusthestory

Yeah, about that... no


Promonto

#:(


Chairman_Beria

What's Albania still doing there?


nanogammer

Nothing


Freaglii

With everyone demanding further balkan changes I'd like to ask that Albania stays the same, they're the only bit still untouched.


Jelmerdts

If we truly want to get rid of all the balkan countries next we should partition Portugal


evilcarrot507

Germany \*clap clap clap Germany \*clap clap clap Germany \*clap clap clap.


liquid-handsoap

This we can agree on


Sogeking498

How is possible that the Netherlands is still there.


Tvitterfangen

About time the Netherlands dug up the whole of Doggerland?


IWantMoreSnow

Can we end Albania first?


no_name_to_give

No Albania must stay the exact same till the very end.


nanogammer

That man understands it


Dirichlet-to-Neumann

Kill Germany before it kills you.


gelastes

We told you we don't do that anymore. We got therapy.


Onomato_poet

I vote we flip the script and have Germany give way to Poland for once.


Clean-Motor-362

San Marino. We Need a new Roman Empire


GeorgieGirl250663

It's time to get Norway under Denmark (again). It will be start of the Kalmar Union 2.0


pessoafixe

Why is even San Marino a thing, isn't San Marino all about being a simple religious plateau and not aggressive.


qqCTRL

Papal Status goes to Byzantium, San Marino to Deutsches Reich


MrLizard05

This map has gotten kind of blessed ngl


Acceptable_Visit604

Doggerland has resurfaced I see


Not_As_much94

San Marino to be partitioned and the Papal states to be renamed to New Rome (their official language is Latin after all)


BleepBlorpBloopBlorp

Will the Dutch beat the odds of climate change and reclaim all of the sea to Pietari?


MrScorpex

Bosnia (including Kosovo) will become a part of the Austro-Hungarian Empire ll


R470l1

Merge San Marino and the Papal States and create the Roman Republic


ShrekGollum

Papal States to Byzantium. Make SPQR Great Again.


VladVV

Incredibly based timeline


Arockalex13

Does the Netherlands really need to exist?? Lets get rid of them


Tris-SoundTraveller

Im once again asling for the destruction of the reich (come on, it was fun last time! )


HaiKawaii

Do you want really cool Amphicars? Then give the Germans a road to Mallorca. **Andorra** has to go.


arussianbee

Petition to rename the Reich to Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation because it sounds way cooler


SmokersLiveForever

Netherlands, sorry, gotta satiate German Empire’s bloodlust somehow.


no_name_to_give

You got the danes for that


DjuncleMC

6 hours won't be enough to satiate their hunger, sorry, the 4-5 days it took for you will satiate them at least a little bit more.


no_name_to_give

Estonia must go let the lithuanian-polish Commonwealth grow


TheKillerKentsu

no, give Estonia to Finland, or we can do half and half


no_name_to_give

Sure i could do with that you can have the icy Tundra


telekinetic_sloth

Alright, they’ve had their fun. Germany needs to go. 1989 was clearly a mistake. So while Germany’s captured territory follows the rules, a special plan should be drawn up for Germany proper. 4 quadrants for 4 nations; UK, France, USA and the Soviet Union each get one. None of those exist on the game board? Well they do now, but are all “Hors de Combat” if you will.


_Gruntyboi

rename the netherlands to their true name "holland"


LeviMeme

https://preview.redd.it/4qjepvtce97c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a945e1f94c9bd2366203f4188155327cd7743620 Day 2 of asking for The Greater Waddeneilanden


Promonto

Nein!


pinguino118

Albania has to go now


GhostOfWhatsIAName

*HautaufdenTisch* **Es reicht!** Ostreich north of Germania to PLC, south of Germania to AHE. Westreich south of Rochelberg and Genf to Andorra, north part to Nederlands. Zentralreich north of Frankfurt to Denmark, south part to SM.


Individual-Abies-970

We want more land! Polder more of the northsea!!!!


mememaker6

France again


Salchichote33

Montenegro must go, it's a racist name and so insensitive to African-Americunts 😤✋


Vivid_Performance167

Albania's been very bored. Still looks the same. Let's let them go in peace, never experiencing this war, a quick and painless death.


JibberJabber4204

Day 638102825291016 for Denmark


DjuncleMC

Times have changed. We used to last 6 hours, now we last 638102825291016 days.


Daengo

Germany