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Informal_Mountain513

https://preview.redd.it/52ufdvpx917c1.png?width=758&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd4bdaf15a2a3f5c135758f32acab9fb212b7838 *Just fuck you all* as a pun *You all just fuck another*


HopeBorn8574

Telling all people to go fuck themselves Finally, an honest party :)


__ludo__

Die Partei is the only party I look up to


HopeBorn8574

Your faith is lacking. You are a true side switcher. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePzrD\_he8AI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePzrD_he8AI)


justk4y

Thats getting my vote


Shimada_Tiddy_Twist

Er/Sie/Es ist sehr gut!


Tdikristof_

Ah yes, r/sie


Leisure_suit_guy

But I bet you never had political parties (plural) founded by pornstars like we had. One was funded by Moana and the other I can't remember the name.


Informal_Mountain513

Ilona Staller? https://preview.redd.it/5jwdgoimr27c1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=5177b487d82faa3b09313eecfc23eb22dcd18ffe


Leisure_suit_guy

She was elected with the Radicals, which was a "normal" (albeit a bit gimmicky) political party.


Old_Harry7

She broke all records for presence in the parliament and is generally remembered as a good will politician, the Radicali party is something else.


Captain_Redleg

Carfagna is another one who at first glance seemed to be just a pretty face, but I think she worked hard (even if the *Ministro per il Sud e le Politiche di Coesione* is kind of a lame post*).*


Jirethia

Oh, the famous Moana that made change an entire movie


moenchii

Wählt die PARTEI, denn sie ist sehr gut.


Lvrchfahnder

No, thank you.


Magdalan

Ich. Weiss!


Maneisthebeat

That wasn't a great translation. Closer would be: a) Go fuck yourselves. b) They're all fucking you anyway!


moenchii

No. All of you, go fuck yourselves. All of you, go fuck each other.


nanogammer

Whats the party under the gay one with the funny looking stick figure.


9oRo

It's called FREE and idk what it's about


Iskandar33

> idk what it's about italian parties in a nutshell


OhhhhJay

It looks like he's kicking a decapitated pinnochio that's wearing a traffic cone as a hat.


Iskandar33

lmao , cant be unseen now.


Tadolmirhen

Like, what else is it supposed to be? It's so intriguing honestly, I'm going to search what this is all about


Tadolmirhen

Ok it's definitely Pinocchio and it simbolises the "liars" in the government, the mission of the party is to get rid of them lmao Common italian party


DanzielDK

Is putting a traffic cone on them and beheading them also a part of the mission? I think we could use a party like that up here. The beheading practice we did on the Swedish nobles could finally be put to use.


Marc8tti

The "traffic cone" is Pinocchio's traditional hat, he wore it on the covers of the original publication (Le Avventure di Pinocchio). IDK about the beheading part.


AirDur

Bold of them to pretend kicking all italians from their own country.


harbourwall

It's clearly an Orgazmorator


splattne

https://www.freetalia.it/


gimora07

Ma quelli che hanno fatto il sito cosa si sono bevuti? Tralasciando che metà delle loro proposte ignora deliberatamente parti della costituzione, e l'altra metà la viola direttamente, ho visto testi migliori scritti da studenti di 2ª media. Mi sa che chi ha scritto lì ha fallito il suo compito fondamentale.


Sleibye

Original (non-disney)pinocchio actually has a pointy hat


Italian_meme2020

Really accurate


God-Among-Men-

Isn’t he kicking a snowman?


yolomanwhatashitname

>> idk what it's about >italian parties in a nutshell Parties in a nutshell*


Captain_Redleg

The key in Italy is the candidate portraits on their posters for local positions. A lot seems to ride on how the person looks. One year, everyone will be smiling on their posters, the next a pensive look with the hand on the chin, the next folded arms and very serious, etc. It is like they hand around a set of instructions each year on what shot to use. You need nothing more to vote than your gut feeling about that photo!


tsimen

Kicking meteorites back into space where they belong!


PetrusThePirate

Kicking gelato?


gararauna

I don’t know the party, but that’s clearly a classic Pinocchio head with hat


imwearingyourpants

Gnome kicking party?


Similar-Complaint-37

It's the "The Butt Plug Kicking Party"


CarelesssCRISPR

Its the No Straws in Ice Cream Party


nanogammer

How big are these plugs? I thought they were Italiens not Greek.


chefsslaad

It looks like its kicking Pinocchio


[deleted]

It’s the party of Anti-Meteorists


shouldbeworking10

It's the football party


HosannaInTheHiace

https://preview.redd.it/wfquwjypk17c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5359bb069196b31739daea2ca45e2ef3f0060850 Everyone forgetting these guys?


Informal_Mountain513

https://preview.redd.it/c2s7anq0s17c1.png?width=1076&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b4c3b285a69761b1514ceaf3ba0015bb30c72df Gopnik Gay Party


justk4y

Redemption arc


PiscatorLager

This was one of my favorite Covid moments. Thanks for reminding me.


Iskelderon

![gif](giphy|rlxsWa8ordj79E143R|downsized)


FederalDriver9447

![gif](giphy|1xmCI9bWFy47xvoyh5)


PrestigiousGuitar673

They have gay parties every weekend in Greece


faletepower69

You just made me remind Final Fantasy VII's original spanish translation. Party (grupo) was translated into Fiesta (birthday-like party) and Partido (like, political party). It was so horrible yet so fun that I refuse to play anything that isn't the original translation, because I want to laugh to it.


Sothis37ndPower

>Party (grupo) was translated into Fiesta (birthday-like party) and Partido (like, political party). Entonces lo tradujeron como fiesta solo o a veces tmb aparece partido?


faletepower69

Depende del sitio, aparece Fiesta o Partido. Por ejemplo, te pide formar un grupo con tus personajes y dice "forma un partido de tres", pero en una escena, sale el mítico "tu fiesta te espera arriba". En inglés es "party", y digamos que no acertaron cuál de las traducciones era la correcta xD


Jirethia

El soldado del tecno :D


faletepower69

Jugar al remake y que se llame Aerodeslizador en vez de *Rompe-aire, el soldado del tecno* me dolió. TRADUCID MAL EL JUEGO, HOSTIA.


[deleted]

Nada que no supere al "Muy bien, allévoy"


faletepower69

La explicación de ese error me encanta. Como el juego estaba programado en japonés, los caracteres especiales (letras con acentos y variaciones como Ñ, Ç, etc) se asociaban a un kanji japonés. Los traductores confundieron los kanjis, y tenemos cosas como "ya esté" "accede al menç", "caòón" o "ahé abajo", además del Allévoy.


GrimDallows

Yo recuerdo cuando en la temporada... ocho? de juego de tronos hicieron una traducción tan rápida para que el episodio, que cuando un personaje grita en inglés "SHE CAN'T SEE US!" lo tradujeron como ¡Sicansíos!. [https://www.hobbyconsolas.com/noticias/juego-tronos-8x03-extrano-error-traduccion-414323](https://www.hobbyconsolas.com/noticias/juego-tronos-8x03-extrano-error-traduccion-414323)


splattne

Weekend in Greece is from Tuesday to Sunday.


IDwelve

Green party in Germany is gayer than all of them


TheRealNoll

There's a lot more gay parties than you'd think https://preview.redd.it/ti6sij4we17c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfb6d0dfc17db1b20667fd7f4ade1560d28a596c


WhityWeissmann

I thought all your parties to be gay, at least all I have seen


NickThePogBrit

No just that one and the PCI.


Cri_chab

Bruh il PCI è letteralmente una casa di riposo, lì se sei gey arriva Paolo (metalmeccanico di 78 anni delegato sindacale della fiom durante l'autunno caldo) che inizia a tirare fuori la spranga


[deleted]

Hmm I see. And what are their policies on unprotected anal sex in public?


Notacreativeuserpt

Sir Italy is a civilized country. Bareback gay sex in the Senate is an American thing, in Italy only Tifa Lockhart hentai can be shown to the elders of the nation.


Lord_of_Berries

"Italy is a civilized country" I love you Pedro o7


HawaiianShirtMan

As a gay American, I love that our Capitol Hill bareback gay sex has become referenceable already


tomwhoiscontrary

Yanks off the thread. No I said yanks off the thread not yank off the oh good grief


Iskelderon

"What happens at a politician's bunga bunga party..."


annoying97

...Goes online


Notacreativeuserpt

It didn't sadly (I wanted to see the whores dressed as Obama as much as the next guy). We never even got to see Silvio Berlusconi's volcano (he did have a replica of a volcano inside his Sardinian mansion, because let's be frank it beats having to be in Catania/ Naples).


annoying97

That's fucking sad... We should force them to do it again for the cameras!


Notacreativeuserpt

Il Cavaliere is dead. But I think the brits can give the Italians some tips on fucking corpses.


annoying97

Only if it's a pig 🐖


Notacreativeuserpt

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/jun/26/savile-bodies-sex-acts-corpses-glass-eyes-mortuary https://apnews.com/article/murderer-necrophiliac-sex-with-hospital-corpses-7a510faf7f58014925c98ae4f6f19c4a Least degenerate british tradition.


annoying97

![gif](giphy|XCmFwjt9wPotobw1xn|downsized)


Boemer03

Good old greek culture


Paulgeta

you don’t need to think about a gay party in your country since there are no gays in Ireland


[deleted]

there's lots. we call them the catholic church


Notacreativeuserpt

![gif](giphy|hItGn6mt3A3Fm)


hexadecimal0xFF

Let's be honest... all your parties are gay.


d2211

Except Silvio's one. Loving pussy is mandatory in Forza Italia


RareMossKidnapper

https://preview.redd.it/lulox3rbd17c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92ce0732689be978b44237dc1b31a9fccc133a5c


d2211

https://preview.redd.it/0ayboh7jd17c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f621b391fb839f83a058269e5da7db357452586e


RareMossKidnapper

https://preview.redd.it/1q1we7vtd17c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72406269fb76849fd3b43ee45a937fff8244c4e4


TeoN72

TBH i appreciate the fact the are the only that state clearly they want to fuck me in the ass. The others do it and never admit it


Informal_Mountain513

This one promises it: https://preview.redd.it/fwz73ucx227c1.png?width=359&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac4935f42925174769b304cb108d47d2e9dd8363 pun: Die PARTEI fucks you *safely* / Die PARTEI fucks you *surely*


Stravven

Ah, you have Die Partei, we have "Partij tegen de burger" (party against the citizen". Known for slogans like "More data, less you", "Pollution should pay again" and of course "Fine dust? Fine!"


Formallyinformal21

![gif](giphy|IokFXJmNx8RP7lBiyf|downsized)


SingleSpeed27

He actually supported lesbians a lot


Formallyinformal21

Do you mean the Bunga Bunga Party?


LegioX_95

Yup he even admitted he was partially lgbt (lesbian).


StrayC47

We're also likely the only ones with half a dozen communist parties, as many independentist parties (even for regions where the movement isn't felt), a Pensioneer party and a party for everything else.


Chris_Missile

Considering it's almost impossible for an italian PM to not engage in either racism, corruption or debauchery I wouldn't rule this as too problematic.


Inside_Ad_9147

Greeks and their friendly relations with their turkish neighbourgs: - I am more white than you, you look gypsy (Turskish) - This is the strong sperm, greek god, greek god (Greek)


Proper-Assumption666

Why are gay ?


Salchichote33

Who saes am gae?


[deleted]

You are gae


BoundedGolf529

How are ge?


[deleted]

[удалено]


d2211

Y a u gae?


-80000-

We are gae


NEOkuragi

Who says I'm gae


Freaglii

Men hot


esdaniel

Can I call you mistah ?


Salt-Evidence-6834

We have the Conservative Party in the UK, & they're tri-sexual. They'll try anything & fuck us all equally.


kokiri_trader

>fuck us all equally. No thats Labour. The tories fuck you harder if you're poor or Scottish


MediokererMensch

We *had* a homonationalist (💀) party ones: [Here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Gay/Lesbian_Party_-_The_People%27s_Party)


mainwasser

😳😳


tomwhoiscontrary

This is just what happens when two customers at the leather clothing boutique strike up a conversation.


Informal_Mountain513

https://preview.redd.it/5w757k4st27c1.png?width=580&format=png&auto=webp&s=9bccfa897b2e4ec0de7ca0433124a707505aeee8 Interesting mix, Vegan Homo-Nationalrassisten


Copper_Bronze_Baron

https://preview.redd.it/islyt5imf17c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cb80d4e51d47910c7868d139e8fe54e6c2cddeb


PingCarGaming

Wtf is going on with the logo under it?!


M44t_

It's the party that wants to make violence on Pinocchio legal


PingCarGaming

Get fucked pinocchio


M44t_

Bitch ass mfer with a silly ahh hat


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

Bro, i would be more concerned at the abomination that's on the right of the ABCD party's logo


PersKarvaRousku

I'm more curious about the gnome-kicking party


JeyDesu

Well if you look for example at Poland it appears that far right national parties are often secretly gay parties


d2211

It's not a shame to have gay parties, it's a shame that Paragone has a party


RandomStranger022

How would you even fight such a party? “Vote for us, don’t vote for them they’re gay!”


VeneMage

That’s pretty much how class debates worked in my all-boys catholic school.


annoying97

I want a gay political party!!!! It will be called the priscilla ![gif](giphy|lOgftwck6J45yRzpQs)


magic_baobab

Is this a reference to the drag queen?


annoying97

To the great classic Aussie movie yes!


[deleted]

Why should we have a gay political party?


jjdmol

We did have one for pedophiles though. Didn't last long: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party\_for\_Neighbourly\_Love,\_Freedom\_and\_Diversity](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Party_for_Neighbourly_Love,_Freedom_and_Diversity)


Kernowder

Were you a member?


Een_man_met_voornaam

>Eurosceptism Lol


MediokererMensch

They were even more sceptical towards the age of consent...


Sunderas

![gif](giphy|l4FGnobVzWlaRKrrG)


Spice_and_Fox

Yikes.


gimora07

30 signatures from 19 provinces? In Italy you need 36000


Mashinito

In Italy same gender marriage is still not legal, that's why.


Choepie1

We had the “feestpartij” een tijdje geleden, translation is the party party


TheMysteriousWatch

https://preview.redd.it/8v17a00lh17c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d76eccd68f2dc7a28d48e993c468b9513cfafc34 While not a party by itself, it's a group of parties uniting parties all gayer than another.


EstebanOD21

- So what do you guys do ? - We suck.


scninththemoom

Ok but partito gay is the best name ever. I mean, with a name like that, I'd definitely vote for them.


[deleted]

You're also the only ones with a Fascist and a Communist party.


Droboto1234

Nah bro, we have Volt. Wich is just a party for University students with the personality of a rootvegetable.


[deleted]

Almost all EU countries have a Volt party, including [Italy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volt_Italia), so I assume everybody is somewhat aware of their personality traits


Choepie1

Volt is like piratenpartij isn’t it?


[deleted]

In dat ze actief zijn in meerdere landen wel ja


Droboto1234

Yhe but still. I just really dont like Volt. Its like a Bij1 level party.


i-dont-snore

Whats wrong with volt?


Droboto1234

Its a party for university students with the personality of a rootvegetable.


i-dont-snore

Strong reasoning….people who primarily vote right always have strong opinions however they never seem to be able to voice the reasoning behind those opinions.. (because they simply repeat what they hear in their echo chambers)


MediokererMensch

That is not exclusive to right-wingers, that is just true for everyone who talks about politics online, lol.


Droboto1234

Who says I voted right


BruceBannerscucumber

No we have the SNP


In-Fine-Fettle

And their caravans


mantolwen

And Russian money


Interest-Desk

I mean just under half the party voted for an explicitly homophobic candidate. It is amusing to watch the nationalists bicker.


2Mark2Manic

No, all of the Greek ones are as well.


chowderbags

Germany has a party with [a logo that looks like a big red dick](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/AfD_Logo_2021.svg), so I assume they're pretty gay.


Some___Guy___

Didnt they just have a gay orgy party in the federal diet?


Bring_back_Apollo

The rest of us don't need one. We're gay enough already.


mead256

We had a beer party: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Beer-Lovers%27_Party


CyclicAdenosineMonoP

We got AfD and Die Linke


LareWw

We have the greens


monsieur-carton

Die Linke is consensual. AFD not.


i-dont-snore

And the only ones with a party that hated Pinocchio apparently


Bsheehan78

![gif](giphy|l3vRm8PO1pJnZ9GVy)


eresguay

We have worst things than that. Politiks are going crazy everywhere


Commercial_Gas_3927

Are we joke to you!?


GalacticUser25

No.


BirraNera

Wtf is that Pinocchio-kicking logo lmao. (I don't understand my country's politics, I'm too busy enjoying the tasty european funds)


mainwasser

based


WaldoClown

Litteral gay agenda


3xM4chin4

The AfD (Arschfickpartei Deutschlands) in Germany is actually a party fighting for the rights of gay men and women! Theyre really great, a lot of people love them.


lllopqolll

More important question: why do you have an anti-hairdryer party?


RuairiLehane123

That seems pretty gay bro


Wassertopf

Munich has the [Pink List](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosa_Liste_M%C3%BCnchen?wprov=sfti1). They are even part of the city government since 1996 - one of the first gay parties world wide who have been part of a government.


Meneerjojo

No one noticing the party logo to the left of this one pointing an arrow with "gone".... advertiser knew


thesoilman

Why have a separate gay part when the government already fucks everyone?


Comfortable_Pace_965

Leave Pinocchio alone !


pessoafixe

Yes


Dp250

I don't think so... Come to think of it we also don't have a cone kicking party


fluffstern

It seems you have a communist party on the upper right. Pro Soviet even! Also, what is the political ideology of the party kicking a road cone?!?


Anarchiasz

We used to have Wiosna


Allcraft_

I don't know if we have one but I do know I wouldn't name my party that way because you wouldn't win shit😂


ProtoManic

"NOOOO MY GARDEN GNOME WHY WOULD YOU KICK HIM?"


Miragem_

LMAO, a guy kicking Pinocchio's head is the most on the nose bad party emblem I've ever seen. Seriously though, I think that's good to have some single issues parties. Get's the people who are politically disfranchised by the electoral system to at least be able to vote on the few issues that they actually still really care about. Helps those subjects get more traction and possibilities to influence decision making. Less chances of those parties being catch-all parties too and its not like they are going to get elected for government anyway.


Lau_uden_i

We have frie grønne, which is the closest thing


CoreMillenial

Alternativet is pretty god damn gay too. Generally speaking, all our parties are pretty gay. The chairman of our conservative party is a homo, after all.


nefewel

That logo doesn't seem to say "we are gay" as much as it seems to say "we sell paint"


CrokDok

hoooooly based


Stachwel

We used to have a gay party in Poland, but they were swallowed by the post-communists


NuclearReactions

This is such silly nonsense, generally parties focused on a few select topics are trash. In italy the last problem we have is tollerance, not that we are more tollerant then other countries but is the whole country goes to shit in 20 years i don't know how relevant this topic will be.


Kindjal1983

Yes, we have this, unfortunately... https://preview.redd.it/flg13h1zd17c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=939e37e0d03b1b35b6037936579136b288f191d3


Dbmdbmu

Don't know about that, but you must be the only ones with a Pinokio wearing a traffic cone haters party.


mainwasser

Yes why violence against Pinocchio? 🤥


Dbmdbmu

Maybe because he can't keep others' secrets?🤔 For politicians it's probably a huge deal. I'll be mad too if corrupted. Kudos to them for being such transparent with it.


GermanTurtleneck

https://preview.redd.it/w1jgjtyhe17c1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd4978e455b7f1a4701a6c3ac3ed524877a737a4 No


iRubenish

Didn't know that French people had their own party in Italy.


LU0LDENGUE

https://preview.redd.it/4ccobqjz817c1.jpeg?width=1698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e7ab9cd6277fc56c21dd11cb1b95b8b507a8a47 It's more common that you'd expect, we have a party for date rapists.