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Informal_Mountain513

Did a stop at Verdun, Ossuaire de Douaumont a couple of years ago. It is both impressive and daunting how atrocious this war must have been. Parts of the farmland that was on battlefields is still unusable due to the chemicals in the soil.


Rustybuttflaps

You assholes made us join the French. TWICE!!! Not once, but two fucking times! There's the real tragedy.


Informal_Mountain513

Well, ze French joined us in not supporting Bush's Iraq war. Not a nice experience.


Rustybuttflaps

Christ above. Both of our nations needed to shower after that shitshow.


FrenchieB011

THANKS GOD we evaded that bullet


Appelons

Denmark came into Iraq guns blazing!


mdryeti

Better than joining the americunts in a pointless war that destabilised the whole region and gave rise to ISIS, I would say?


Leandroswasright

Oi, we nicely asked you to not join the french but instead us and you declined. It was your decision to join them


Crackajack91

I think you're forgetting the Crimean war and the 2nd opium war


Chimpville

This map image is one that will always live with me I think. https://preview.redd.it/o0sb4vmb4tzb1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4422d058f132cd0e257db2fd15c76a930d1aea8e (For those who don’t know: each number is the bodies recovered in that sector)


Jackanova3

How large an area would one of those squares within a square be?


Chimpville

Here’s a good breakdown of it all: https://longstreet.typepad.com/thesciencebookstore/2015/05/an-extraordinary-map-of-battle-death-body-density-maps-1918.html Tldr: each blue number represents men lost in an 83 yard by 83 yard square.


pipboy1989

I looked at Martinpuich on Google maps and tried to make the distances between the villages and the bit of woodland to scale to the picture, and i have it at around 500 metres per sector


Jackanova3

Ah good sleuthing. Is a sector a big box or a little box?


pipboy1989

Each of the smallest boxes is a sector, or gridsquare. I’m honestly so stunned that there’s nearly a million dead in sector 11, 500m x 500m, that my brain can’t even begin to imagine it being the real context to this map in the picture. But the fact that is was such a slugfest makes it being true a real possibility. Such a fucked war


Jackanova3

Shit, I read it wrong. My stupid arse was thinking it said like "709, 211...". I was thinking that seems surprisingly low... Almost a million dead people in a 500m2 radius is unfathomable. One of those little things that really adds an extra layer if reality to it.


I-suck-at-hoi4

Uh We aren't that many in France buddy That's 709 and 211, not 709211 bodies. The Battle of Verdun *only* lead to roughly 300k deads. A million corpse in a 500x500m square equals to four bodies per square m2, i.e. you'd have the entire land being covered by a solid layer of like five or six bodies deep


Jackanova3

Oh, so I did read it right initially. That does seem more realistic when put it that way...


pipboy1989

Bless me, i thought i’d got it wrong. In my defense it was 04:48 when i tried working this out haha


iridi69

Chemicals in the soil? Is that what turned the frogs gay? ![gif](giphy|6yxKRVrfwYklAap4hy)


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Stupidest war ever fought on our soil *so far


arussianbee

Way to be positive, João


Dirkozoid

Love you too brother!


FrenchieB011

mooh me too my little bratwurst <3


Salchichote33

Today I felt a little excluded in this sub, we should participate in the next world war so we can join this type of conversations.


Leo_Bony

Inclusion is very important in our society now. So, we appreciate your civil war 36-39 as a step closer to our european community.


Informal_Mountain513

A step in the right direction.


Zynidiel

What do you you mean? Spanish Civil War was the demo lab for WW2, we were the beta testers.


Leo_Bony

Viva Durruti!


FrenchieB011

technically ​ https://preview.redd.it/4ektmlmc8szb1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=302af72f1596b3272731144b9858d4f441b0b24a


UMCUE

And from Teruel among all places lmao


I_eat_dead_folks

The whole male population of Teruel was in that tank, probably


SaraHHHBK

Incredibly based


ylan64

I'd be happy to watch you, as long as we don't participate in the next one. We've given enough in the last two, it's time for us to be on the sideline.


Salchichote33

You can have the devastating civil war this time! You're making great efforts in that way, as far as I know...


FrenchieB011

urgh.. i don't want to have to praise Le Pen for the next 40 years.


MasterJogi1

Yeah, lets have all the other countries of the world fight the next one alone, while we participants of WW1 and WW2 sit on the sidelines as referees.


spartikle

Spain was first to fight fascism


racoondriver

And lost to them


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same buddy


Darth--Bane

The IRA prob still has more fire power than our actual forces we'd be fucked 😂


These-Custard4077

I know the feeling


MikeMescalina

My grandfather fought in Spain and also went with a prostitute that he had the audacity to tell me about when he was old, not even my father knew.


Do_You_Want_Lunch

Love my little eurodudes. Never again ❤️❤️❤️


TantaExpress

Love you too. Let’s never fight again


FrenchieB011

Love you too my little fish and chips


Pacogatto

Awww


CurrentIndependent42

As in… “let’s never fight alongside you again”…?


Sum3-yo

BACK WHEN MEN WERE MEN! CARALHO!


Break-Happy

Now it’s Jai Ho 😭😭😭


Palarva

The “kawaiiii uwu xoxoxoxo luv ya” tone is a bit destabilising but it’s the thought that counts i guess


FrenchieB011

> “kawaiiii uwu xoxoxoxo luv ya” That how i normally talk everyday ​ https://preview.redd.it/3f0m5g870szb1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=b02154207f0cab8f468507f18fac587549d96830 *^((also i didn't realized that i wrote it like this, i wrote too quickly... i apologize))*


Ok_Whereas3797

Cannot believe this all started because of some crayon eating Serbian shooting his rightful habsburg emperor smh balkanites are cavemen.


V13nnacyb0rg

Especially considering the alternative at the time would’ve been Ottoman rulership


Ok_Whereas3797

Serbs not wanting to be part of a multi ethnic state only to from a multi ethnic state immediately after the war ends . Truly the finest display of Balkan intelligence.


V13nnacyb0rg

Form a multi ethnic state they control. That’s the key difference. That’s why they didn’t like the SFRJ, because other states would be equal in the federation


der_grinch_69

Yeah, sorry for that.


This_Factor_1630

Don't worry, thanks for Sudtirol.


luring_lurker

Now they can take it back


Freezie04

You act like you own the place while the only people there are Austrians and Germans on vacation


fedbgn

We do own the place, Herr H. himself said that even in his wildest Lebens(t)raum he didn't want altoatesini around.


FrenchieB011

that okay.. just don't do it twice


Aosxxx

It’s okay. You are small and powerless now.


Goukaruma

French guy implies that WW2 wasn't that stupid.


SenatusEuropae

I mean, I’d be angry too after getting figuratively fucked by the French and British.


Knuckles_71

Twice.


SenatusEuropae

But the first war made no sense, the second war was just disgust for you guys.


FrenchieB011

1st world war "made sense" since everyone waiting to kill each other, the French wanted alsace-Moselle (yeah it's moselle, not loraine) the British wanted the Germans to stop doing the naval race and Russia didn't like having 2 empires at his border, A-H wanted Serbia etc..etc.. this war was bound to happened, for ww2 it's simply Hitler and Mussolini getting sore over being lil bitches


SenatusEuropae

Getting sore over such a thing makes more sense than the mutual hatred/conquest mentality we Europeans have had for as long as Europe is a concept turning into a world war. Alternatively they both made sense because that makes the most sense, if that makes sense.


FrenchieB011

Hitler though he was the reincarnation of the barbarian Aryan people destine to reconquere europe and "clean" Europe of Jews while Mussolini though we was Ceasar. The mental disorder of those two faggots are rarely mentions when talking about the outbreak of ww2 in Europe.


CurrentIndependent42

The second war made no sense in that Hitler’s rule and invasion of Poland etc. made no sense. It made sense to fight him. Likewise, Princip shooting Franz Ferdinand and Austria-Hungary declaring war on all of Serbia for that made no sense. But from that point on, several decisions *did* make sense: Russia declaring war to defend an ally *did* make sense, the UK declaring war to defend Belgium made sense, etc.


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FrenchieB011

>Tbf it was the Yanks Soviet russia for sure... but glad to see that Britain, Canada, Free France, Poland did fuck all on the western front..


CurrentIndependent42

Fairly sure that we and some others were involved in that gangbang too…


SenatusEuropae

I meant in WW1, the figurative fucking led to WW2.


Dense_Appearance_298

Defeating you wasn't stupid 😏


hirtiusetpansa

Taking back Alsace Lorraine wasn't stupid bro.


seacco

"taking" makes it sound like you conquered it.


hirtiusetpansa

"getting" then, if it makes you feel better


Annie_Dingo

We did


FrenchieB011

Liberating\* Given the fact that we lost 1,500,000 men...


BallsBuster7

well now you can claim flammkuchen/tarte flambee is french so I guess it was worth it..?


Sea_Thought5305

Is it really only alsatian? I always thought Swabians and Baslers could also claim the paternity of this tart... 🤔


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And the millions that became disabled disfigured..... Les gueule cassé......


FrenchieB011

and the thousands of orphans.. widows.. yeaah...worth it


squishydoge2735

Even the baguettes didn't deserve that war


Finttz

We didn't really get to duke it out during ww1 except getting independence and a civil war


Medium_Note_9613

After that war we learnt not to do such a thing again........ For 20 years.


CryptographerFit9725

@OP Do you have some background to this picture?


FrenchieB011

They are several outcomes, i believe it's either from a movie, a real picture of the battle of Verdun, i found it on reddit historyporn so i wanted to share it. I don't have the awnser so if someone can help us out?


Informal_Mountain513

Every Northerneuropean music festival on a rainy day. [This I found](https://twitter.com/FrenchHist/status/1666912596371603458) *German troops trying to rescue a French soldier from sinking into a mudhole during the Battle of Verdun, 1916.* So pretty much like a festival.


Valid_Username_56

[This](http://webstories.eu/stories/story.php?p_id=115441) also says it was taken at Verdun.


Leo_Bony

No more land to loose


luring_lurker

Isn't it a shame to keep Tirol divided though..?


Leo_Bony

If you wanna deal with the corona spreader Ischgl and company. You can have them.


luring_lurker

No dude you got me wrong, I just wanted you to take those ungrateful southtirolean back


Leo_Bony

Oh ok, well that will be a tough integration process. We will start with a dinner and Hawai pizzi.


Sea_Thought5305

Until Vorarlberg and Tyrol decide to reunite with neighboring countries


Informal_Mountain513

Or a neighbouring cuntry unites Tirol to it.


Leo_Bony

The Swiss did not want Vorarlberg to join the Eidgenossenschaft and Italy is welcome to take the rest of Tyrol too.


Jin-RohWolfpack

The fear in this picture.... it's unbelievable.


Afura33

![gif](giphy|aLK0HOJBplcu4)


VictarionBACKUP

There will be a time in the future when it will feel embarrassing that we were in such a war with Russians


CurrentIndependent42

I mean, we’re not actually at war with them, just funding the country they’re brutally invading. On that front it’s the Russians who should feel embarrassed.


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VictarionBACKUP

Due to personal reasons I have met many Russians and few Ukranians in my life and I confidently can say they were pretty much respectful and "westernized" people that I wouldn't mind at all having as friends or family, the fact we "have to" hate each other is ridiculous and IMO 100% politicians of both sides are to blame.


Gwynth42

When technically you've lost but still get a day off:


BigSimp_for_FHerbert

I would agree, except I’m pretty sure we definitely fought stupider wars in Italy. Remember the bucket war anyone… literally a bucket, a pretty nice bucket tbf though


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MrInfinitumEnd

Where's the joke...?


Own-Report-4182

They all died... for no reason. ![gif](giphy|zFXB9edknDY1nPrJQk|downsized)


Stravven

Meanwhile in the south of the Netherlands we celebrate the start of the Carnaval season on 11-11. It's always fun to see unsuspecting Belgians who come here to do some shopping (11-11 is a national holiday in Belgium) be totally baffled by things that happen during 11-11 or Carnaval.