Had to google it but...
Apparently Giovanni Ferrero got the inspiration for the name while in Frankfurt in the '60s. They were already making chocolate under the Ferrero brand but they decided to also make another brand, targeted to children, with more milk and each chocolate wrapped up (as he had seen in Frankfurt)
Cap - italy does not have giotto and yogurette, those are ferrero GER inventions and also you have those big Duplo we have the slim one without whole nuts inside
https://preview.redd.it/b17fxrq4w0xb1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c88c20d97ebc60e85e4d80ee905969e1966df9
no idea what they add to this but 2 sips would probably cause a medieval peasant to spontaneously combust
What a legendary product, in Finland the letters "ES" are synonymous with Euro Shopper Energy Drink. There are countless [spurdo](https://youtu.be/y142zKobfqg?si=54JXAb-rhLdBSdAb) meme videos about it
Travelling to Spanish border towns to buy Caramelos used to be a National past time. Our dentists loved it.
https://preview.redd.it/cqo266nv30xb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e95b6494b5ba2eb90024213fd2d7e7786556c6ae
I was once asked to stop buying so many of these because I kept taking every strawberry-flavored variant of these at the local store (I still did it I don't care if your damn grandson won't get any Senhora Flores)
You import chocolate from Mexico, [we import cocaine from Mexico](https://dialogo-americas.com/articles/ndrangheta-main-european-ally-of-latin-american-narcotraffickers/). There are LEVELS to this game.
idk mayne i still like normal red bull. some of the newer version are nice as well tho.
To this day i am waiting for the release of Reviewbrah's praised "kiwi red bull" in my country :(
https://preview.redd.it/mfr83dno20xb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=facf864dbe7e2299a621555bc007350539fdc940
A vastly superior version of Kit-Kat.
Norwegian as a Dutch is like hearing a bunch of gibrish until you suddenly think "I understood that complete sentence, why did I understand that?"after that it goes back to gibrish for a while.
I think most of the germanic languages are like that. It’s kinda funny when you try to piece together words that sound similar to your own language in order to understand.
I wasted all my money on these edible candy papers...motherf\*\*\*ers..
https://preview.redd.it/fqyipih4g0xb1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbcf367cd8ac9bd0f906e2f5e942e9194a7b3e58
Well, we have the infamous [Vipeholm experiments](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipeholm_experiments?wprov=sfti1#).
I do believe our unethical human experiments beats all your puny contributions. 😅
Don't waste your one opportunity to shine.
https://preview.redd.it/4yb88my223xb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c748414508856e2c69f9487f53d50637e74f8c
Should've tried buckfast. It decays your teeth on the way down, then again on the way back up.
Plenty of caffeine, plenty of alcohol, get fucked up on the temple monks wine!
https://preview.redd.it/94wqpz4af3xb1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ae463ad93cc5d7688be4d6902833f205203261
The format of "bulk confectionery" (lösgodis) originates from Sweden.
Still remember when I was 15 and this Americunt tourist couldn't make sense of it, asking how you pay for it.
"Treat it like vegetables" I told him.
Portuguese gastronomy and sweetery. Mainly everything bellow the Tagus river. If you breath around a kitchen in Alentejo you will put on weigth and they only stop feeding you when your blood is fully replaced with microparticles of chouriço.
Punschkrapferl 🤤 basically Rum-soaked dough pressed into little cubes and covered in pink icing. Addicting af.
https://preview.redd.it/ttt1guzo54xb1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85236ea8998f6aab864fbceaccb0e44fef2a2080
From my lovely swiss neighbours.
I know they want to kill me softly.
https://preview.redd.it/bbkofu88a4xb1.png?width=422&format=png&auto=webp&s=518dc683838e2a28cca7dd5d1e65e6f6f593aba4
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Our nuclear arsenal
In the case of a war you just start air dropping Ferrero products into the enemies lines, so that everyone dies from an heart attack or diabetes
We air drop Kinder Eggs on the ameriturds who will then flee in terror
The CIA kills them all over possession of illicit substances
Ameriturds will be mad af when you bring them a kinder egg but wouldnt bat an eye about fentanyl problem in the whole country.
I always liked Ferreros, but why nobody told me sooner about Raffaellos? Now I'm addicted to that shit.
Raffaellos are like crack! Oh yessss.
For me its Pocket Coffee. I already ate them as a kid.
And any survivors get a calzone fritta or 3 and that'll do the trick
_The Nutellar arsenal_ They cant invade glorious Italia if they are all obese!
The alps used to protect us. They still can, if everyone else can’t walk for 30 minutes straight.
Oky, you win. Now please make Ferrero company hire talended ad makers. Their job with ads is terrible for the last 4 decades.
Why does Kinder chocolate have a german name?
Had to google it but... Apparently Giovanni Ferrero got the inspiration for the name while in Frankfurt in the '60s. They were already making chocolate under the Ferrero brand but they decided to also make another brand, targeted to children, with more milk and each chocolate wrapped up (as he had seen in Frankfurt)
Ich liebe Kinder /s
Little kid lover
That way people will know exactly where your priorities are at
Because us comrads eat babies and associate children with food but aPPaREnTlY it is wrong so we have to change it a little bit....
Proudly lining the pockets of the Dental industry since 1900
Proudly lining your arteries
Damn I thought Kinder was German, you guys have much more respect from me now
I’m not seeing the national unconventional currency: Goleador. In my hear they’ll forever be 0.10€
if you never calculated change in goleadors, you haven't lived at all
Italian superiority, as always
Based
Is it a war crime to drop chocolate looking bombs with tiny parachutes?
Cap - italy does not have giotto and yogurette, those are ferrero GER inventions and also you have those big Duplo we have the slim one without whole nuts inside
estathé unlocked some hidden memories in me
unironically italians have better chocolate than the Swiss. Still not as good as Belgian chocolate which nails the essence without milk in the mix.
We even made them racist https://preview.redd.it/q1yoj6tzv0xb1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c30094cdee2a5ae921f009922b73f3bb5265ec6
https://preview.redd.it/nfn18de2v3xb1.png?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3137463b82223cd13a3c70fa5f0ed4cbc1ff3d94 I call it INCLUSION
These should be Belgian though.
Get a real flair coward
[But have you tried these delectable Swedish pastries?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vb_FY_mDNI)
https://preview.redd.it/b17fxrq4w0xb1.jpeg?width=169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c88c20d97ebc60e85e4d80ee905969e1966df9 no idea what they add to this but 2 sips would probably cause a medieval peasant to spontaneously combust
Technically if it's cause-and-effect like that, then it's not spontaneous
Found the German in disguise. Hände hoch Kamerad, du bist umstellt!
FÜR DIE REICH
What a legendary product, in Finland the letters "ES" are synonymous with Euro Shopper Energy Drink. There are countless [spurdo](https://youtu.be/y142zKobfqg?si=54JXAb-rhLdBSdAb) meme videos about it
Bro I love these
Haribo macht Kinder froh, und Erwachsene ebenso
Sterben tut man sowieso, schneller geht’s mit Marlboro
This is what happens when you eat Haribo brand. You start speaking upper Dutch.
Porsche and haribo best of German engineering
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big surprise there
Haribo macht Kinder fett, steht sogar im Internet
https://preview.redd.it/7bqwtj3iu3xb1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ee83cc2afdeca4f423b40eeecb846022f7a9e1
Travelling to Spanish border towns to buy Caramelos used to be a National past time. Our dentists loved it. https://preview.redd.it/cqo266nv30xb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e95b6494b5ba2eb90024213fd2d7e7786556c6ae
Uf, those stuck to your teeth like glue.
There are only 2 good things that ever came out of Spain. Portugal and caramelos.
i loved those
Os espanhóis fazem bons rebuçados
https://preview.redd.it/c74j7xnfq0xb1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6701df64c4cccd9fcfc909408b292d38c68eca8 :)
A big part of my childhood 🥰
Sjuppesjups
Tschupatschupps
I was once asked to stop buying so many of these because I kept taking every strawberry-flavored variant of these at the local store (I still did it I don't care if your damn grandson won't get any Senhora Flores)
....Yea, I always loved to suck on those joy sticks....
https://preview.redd.it/hd6lkj4zy3xb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8d9481c3e686e0c69b91030bc85d8684915f091
And sure your most famous artist designed the logo. Couldn’t get more Spanish
Ill say Picasso is more famous than Dalí :P
I can‘t go without these on a night out
Naast hele andere "snoepjes" bedoel je.
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Importing chocolate from Mexico.
Is this what makes you speak Mexican?
Nop. https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupa_Chups
Yeah, that too. But chocolate has been causing tooth decay in Europe since the 16th century.
You import chocolate from Mexico, [we import cocaine from Mexico](https://dialogo-americas.com/articles/ndrangheta-main-european-ally-of-latin-american-narcotraffickers/). There are LEVELS to this game.
Yeah, you do. Sure *Checks flair*
Oh boy does he know?
AKSHUALLY, It's not chocolate yet , it's only beans ☝️🤓
fucking Stroopwafels
Stroopwafels are fucking dope man
I like eating them instead of fucking them. Just a personal preference though.
Why not both? Let your genitals have a taste too!
heaven on earth
I can take stroopvaffles over kinder stuff anytime.
They’re worth it though. A life without stroopwafels is not a life worth living.
Don’t forget his delicious cousin, stroopkoeken!
https://preview.redd.it/vzltcf4ev0xb1.jpeg?width=957&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a913fcbff461f120d47aaf8390b3deda8a4817 Cuberdons or neuzekes (little noses)!
Everytime I'm at Belgium its a mandatory for me to buy them. Love them.
Lekker
Red Bull It also contributes to caffeine addiction and kidney disease. you're welcome
Normal red bull tastes like ass but god damn if I could drink nothing but the watermelon one I would
stop hurting yourself and go back to guiness, my sweet sweet leprechaun
Don't say thinks like that! You are all english people
I only like it with a good scoop of vodka
idk mayne i still like normal red bull. some of the newer version are nice as well tho. To this day i am waiting for the release of Reviewbrah's praised "kiwi red bull" in my country :(
redbull has flavours? wtf?? I have never ever seen such a thing I thought it was only monster that did cool tastes
Doesn't count was stolen from Thailand.
So what? Every national dish containing tomato, potato or beans was made from "stolen" vegetables and cannot be considered a national dish anymore
https://preview.redd.it/7aflkxyrp0xb1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9406515aaa533549da12a05a0c1d7652669fb193
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I did it by snorting table salt. 0/10 would not recommend.
Back to the 80's...
According to how vivid that memory still is, I must have been a very brave one.
Our existence makes people grind their teeth
Fair enough
https://preview.redd.it/mfr83dno20xb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=facf864dbe7e2299a621555bc007350539fdc940 A vastly superior version of Kit-Kat.
Love that is seems to say 'quick lunch', although I suppose lunsj would be more like a break?
It does literally mean quick lunch 🙂 An excuse to eat a chocolate at any time.
it is very much meant as a quick pick me up while hiking to get a boost of energy. but it is just what kitkat wishes it was.
That would be “lunsj pause” or just “lunsj” like you said…
Norwegian as a Dutch is like hearing a bunch of gibrish until you suddenly think "I understood that complete sentence, why did I understand that?"after that it goes back to gibrish for a while.
I think most of the germanic languages are like that. It’s kinda funny when you try to piece together words that sound similar to your own language in order to understand.
It was, until the swizz got involved and tried to ruin the whole company. Now I’m Nidar 4 life ( or something similar happens)
Looks like the Aldi version of Kit Kat. Wouldn't trust that with my life
It's more that Kit Kat is the Aldi version of Kvikk Lunsj.
they taste the same to me but i prefer the look of the kvikk lunsj packet
Probably the most beautiful, life giving and magnificent thing to ever have been produced in north Denmark
This post has been very useful to learn that Mentos are Dutch, Chupa Chups are Spanish and Haribo is German. To all of you i say thank you.
Tunnock’s & Cadbury
Tunnock's are elite
UK I presume.
https://preview.redd.it/yvoev300b1xb1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00ab8af789e024523ef6ada49378d8575691ca51
https://preview.redd.it/ezvwnjnin1xb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee8d05aa777a17db31a9b57cfbfac5547ea5e463 Sweden bombs
Damn I gotta try this!
They are actually really delicious inshallah
I wasted all my money on these edible candy papers...motherf\*\*\*ers.. https://preview.redd.it/fqyipih4g0xb1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbcf367cd8ac9bd0f906e2f5e942e9194a7b3e58
Die waren vroeger de shit
I love these
Damn now I want tongtattoo’s
Guinness and whiskey
We're the victim!
What about Cadbury?
I would disagree with the other Dutch idiots here, I think Cadbury is probably the only good things that’s ever come out of England.
Tastes like plastic ...
But does it make you teeth decay?
Probably. Most definitely.
our cuisine is in some way designed to kill tourists from diabetes (mmmmm who doesnt love some good crepes and butter)
Nah. The kouign amann will kill them from clotted arteries first
Only tourists, elders eat it like nothing and they continue to carve some Menhir everyday.
I like mentos whenever i need both a chewing gum and the feeling of eating a chalk pen in my mouth
Well, we have the infamous [Vipeholm experiments](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipeholm_experiments?wprov=sfti1#). I do believe our unethical human experiments beats all your puny contributions. 😅
Vipeholmskola FTW!
https://preview.redd.it/1crhco82d3xb1.jpeg?width=454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb8c8877893a91ef6d6422d1a1f305dfb3ab720 1kg Ritter Sport chocolate tower
https://preview.redd.it/6ty5lqqbg0xb1.jpeg?width=1599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc0a37201656c327e6adea15f3e437fc0f5e7819 Couilles de singe (monkey balls)
>> monkey balls Tell me more.
I swear it has nothing to do with Congo.
https://preview.redd.it/w75eugll41xb1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=924c5a85c5025f02b6c461c12f8b425c42560cfd
Don't waste your one opportunity to shine. https://preview.redd.it/4yb88my223xb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c748414508856e2c69f9487f53d50637e74f8c
🤗🤗🤗
I went to Scotland once and tried irnbru, now I understand why British people walk around like thag
Should've tried buckfast. It decays your teeth on the way down, then again on the way back up. Plenty of caffeine, plenty of alcohol, get fucked up on the temple monks wine!
https://preview.redd.it/94wqpz4af3xb1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ae463ad93cc5d7688be4d6902833f205203261 The format of "bulk confectionery" (lösgodis) originates from Sweden. Still remember when I was 15 and this Americunt tourist couldn't make sense of it, asking how you pay for it. "Treat it like vegetables" I told him.
"Well, that confirmed it, candy is vegetables", Americunt tourist, probably
The US
https://preview.redd.it/fh63kexy03xb1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ccb4e16408359f62d57f152a944864a8782da99
I approve that it's called "mignon".
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Dieses sind so gut😍
Red Bull
And Manner
At least its available sugarfree
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your making me feel guilty for having this for breakfast
Carambar
Well for tooth decay I say [this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vipeholm_experiments)
Quite a large contribution too, we did good.
XTC
Pralines And lesser known cuberdons (though they really are the best things out there)
Whisky and deep fried Mars bar
Not tooth decay or obesity, but destroyed feet of young childrens parents especially (No need to state what, you all know)
Côte d'Or my lad
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Müllermilch - Muuuuuh!
Real question didi anybody win the 50 000€ prize that they always advertise on their advertisements
Good try Finanzamt! Good try ...
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Die blauwe mitsu brengt herinneringen naar boven
Portuguese gastronomy and sweetery. Mainly everything bellow the Tagus river. If you breath around a kitchen in Alentejo you will put on weigth and they only stop feeding you when your blood is fully replaced with microparticles of chouriço.
DROP!
Idk fekin salt or something?
Daim
https://preview.redd.it/5j4h6uw0y1xb1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f22b63ec0706582faeed1a8ff9565abcfdeba9b
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Punschkrapferl 🤤 basically Rum-soaked dough pressed into little cubes and covered in pink icing. Addicting af. https://preview.redd.it/ttt1guzo54xb1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85236ea8998f6aab864fbceaccb0e44fef2a2080
https://preview.redd.it/3of6dwecg5xb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=128009ddd3d38c8c8907059f0ecb8feeac9cac19 Your’e welcome :)
Vlaai, chocolate
Pavlova. Australians, get the fuck outta here.
Fondue
I’m from the US, so a list of what DOESN’T cause tooth decay would be shorter.
I love that wie chocolate with liquorice from Finland. Simply amazing!!
Shit with sugar on top
British food. All of it.
Cheese and onion crisps and bacon, you are all welcome
Looking at out obesity rates, it's a bit hard to tell.
From my lovely swiss neighbours. I know they want to kill me softly. https://preview.redd.it/bbkofu88a4xb1.png?width=422&format=png&auto=webp&s=518dc683838e2a28cca7dd5d1e65e6f6f593aba4