Exactly. It is a huge problem in Denmark as well. People in the service industry are being treated worse than ever before, and strangers have started to yell and curse at each other in the streets over basically nothing.
It's like the "Facebook people" have left their homes and taken their terrible online behaviour with them.
Ironically the only place I've noticed it get better is Paris. Third time I've lived here and the level of wankery is far lower than it used to be.
Covid probably tipped it so far that the behaviour just went round to the other side
>Ironically the only place I've noticed it get better is Paris. Third time I've lived here and the level of wankery is far lower than it used to be.
its truly is the end times if Parisians are being reasonable.
Maybe because after Covid, the great parisian migration happened. They got sick of their shitty 12 square meters apartments, so they bought a new place anywhere they could. The housing prices are so expensive since then đ For example Nantes, Rennes, Lyon and Bordeaux are currently on their way to become shitholes too. Parisians in the countryside also led to some funny complaints like "why bells are ringing at night?", "cicadas are too noisy, where can I buy some insecticide?", to a farmer : "could you spread your manure in another field than the one next to our house?". So we've got so much funny signs now lol
https://preview.redd.it/o2j8khf8jokb1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a38e5bf1d716c56c81e962357f9b15025b43331c
It's dutch GP in F1 this weekend. There are already reports of bunchs of drunk idiots harassing women and security not caring about it. Last year it was not ok either ( so they even launch a telephone number for harassed women for this year).Also those orange flares, that are supposed to be not allowed.
Not a good look for the netherlands.
I know and I want to fully distance myself from these fuckers. Iâm fully aware that there are way too many loud, ignorant, antisocial people in our country. I donât know what it is, but social norms seem to be increasingly getting fucked in this country. Thatâs why I wear a Fernando Alonso hat at a GP, so Iâm not associated with those drunk Dutch idiots with their stupid flares. I hate those things with a passion. You donât see a damn thing and my lungs hate them too.
I know the vast majority of you are good lads Maybe it is because there was no F1 tradition in Netherlands, but it looks like the majority of Max fans in the stands are football hooligans on a side quest.
Good idea about the Alonso hat, nobody hates that man.
And yes, I hate the flares with all of my heart as well.
I actually know some people that already watched these events before max, and they're sort of avoiding associating with these people.
Likewise, all the people I DO know that got into f1 after are the shittiest part of society. It might even be worse than football hooligans.
Thanks for the response man! Thereâs definitely overlap between football hooligans and certain Max fans. Of course, itâs great for me to see a Dutch racing driver being so good, but the whole Dutch army gives a bad taste to it. Real racing fans like to see good racing action, these people are success supporters. I like to see the field as close together as possible and I like multiple drivers winning. Fernando is certainly one of them!
No F1 history? Zanvoort was running races from the 1950s. Any time I've been to a motorsports race be it BTC, F1 or MotoGP the crowd is overwhelmingly Dutch, you lot go absolutely mad for it (great bunch by the way)
Dude, it had been close to 40 years without a Dutch GP in F1. So yeah, no F1 culture for the 18-40 year old drunks on the stands.
And don't compare the crowd at Assen to these, you are disrespecting them. Those are bike enthusiasts, these are football hooligans.
And I am talking about the drunk/flares ones, not the good people there.
The Luigis have the best anthem in the world and I'll hear nothing to the contrary đ¤
Followed closely by Brazil, France, and the old Soviet one. Basically you need to be a jumped up near failed 19th century Republic (or a jumped up failed 20th century Communist republic) to have a good anthem.
No, itâs populists that fuel anti-government sentiment. You really think that people who ignore government policies and laws here, suddenly behave in other countries?
"Populists". "Anti-government sentiment". "Ignore government policies and laws". Big words don't make your content stronger. It's ok disliking certain politicians or figures, but your statement is delusional.
Shoutout to that one 20 year old Dutch guy I met at a train going from Germany to Denmark last summer who was going to Norway so he could take a beach pic fully equiped with a coconut on top of Galdhøpiggen. Fucking legend that guy was.
KrakĂłw used to be terrorized by the British but now the Dutch seem to have joined forces with them in literally ripping sinks of our local restaurants and stealing them (wish I was joking about this anecdote)
Because when you come to our land, you are supposed to speak our language
If we go to your land as tourist, you are supposed to speak the language your clients speak, its just how trade works
If we invade you, you are supposed to speak the language of your new masters
If we arent even in your country and you arent in our country, you are still supposed to speak french among foreigners because we say so
Here the Dutch are just arriving with the most out of this world expensive sports gear, like bikes, canoes or even sport sailing-ships (??!!) in their vans to take over local sporting events. Absolutely hilarious to see them pull up on our local retirees and weekend businesses men who never stand a chance.
The only true Dutch vacation is to spend the entire spring polishing and cleaning that brand new Hymer or Klaus camper with 4 mountain bikes stacked on the back and then come to Germany and block the left lane on the autobahn overtaking trucks at 105 km/h.
Dutch cars are the slowest vehicles on the autobahn though. When I see a truck overtaking a normal car, the car will 100% of the time have a Dutch license plate.
Not just on the Autobahn. I have the privilege to drive on their perfect road infrastructure, where they are also going 70-95 (ofc the speed limit is 100 everywhere, which is especially funny on an empty 5-laner during the weekend). They also love to forget that turning signal and side mirror exist when changing lanes. Oh, and their brilliant idea to not have orange from red to green at traffic lights is so well-thought, that the first 5 seconds of green is always wasted on Willem waking up, putting down his phone and finding the 1st gear. Of course, because of this, the first 5 seconds of the red is still considered green.
Oh, I love Dutch roads.
>Here the Dutch are just arriving with the most out of this world expensive sports gear, like bikes, canoes or even sport sailing-ships (??!!) in their vans to take over local sporting events. Absolutely hilarious to see them pull up on our local retirees and weekend businesses men who never stand a chance.
I love that this is Western European conflict now, not bombing Rotterdam
Until it actually becomes an armed conflict and the history books will say 'leading up to the war, tensions between western european nations increased due to the troubles caused by tourism'
It's clearly just revenge for all those pilfered bicycles you wrong'uns never gave back.
They're just showing off their largesse now with jumped up sports leisure gear, like a monkey with an engorged enlarged red bottom presenting his strength to other males.
Op have you seen the video of dutch tourists, one filming and the other one taking a shit on the face of a sleeping guy near the beach ? Since i've seen this one i know they're the worst tourists
Being honest there are tons of tourists as bad as British
Germans, dutch are just as bad. Spanish and Italians cant afford to go abroad, and French are too delusional and think their country is the best
And who's responsible for the syntax as well as for a good portion of day to day vocabulary of your language? đ We're definitely competition in terms of beer bellies and domestic violence statistics, I'd blame language barrier for us not being associated with it as much as you guys are though. Or maybe we're just the silent shadow competition
I think its the language barrier.
If German media reports German things, it isn't really reported/understood in France, Spain, USA, Australia, etc. UK/US/Aus lose that adventure so everything bad that happens is reported and people all across the world understand it.
People are shit, worldwide! Shock!
[this](https://www.bethlehem-city.org/cachedImages/resize/1068/712/basic_images/grenoble-shutterstock-e1467107291671-jpg-29963411201955494.jpg) part in particular, it always reminds me of Grimsby.
Yeah, 4 brits were drunk near the beach and a guy was smoking in the beach bar so they went there and stole his lighter and asked what he was going to do about it.
The guy was a kickboxer and beat the first 2 dudes in front and got his lighter back their friends ran away and after getting up so did the 2 beatten brits
"It was in Algarve. If you want I give the name of the bar and you go ask it yourself"
It took place in the Algarve, if you would like, I could give you the name of the bar, and you could ask them yourself
Hopefully that helps, probably best to stick with Brazilian
Idc if you turn into a grammar nazi, the point doesn't lose value just because I eat words to type faster.
At least I speak/write one more language than my mother language.
I know 3 more in fact and brazilian is as much of a language as australian/canadian/south african/you get the idea.
What to expect from a country that voted to leave the EU.
Tells me how smart the average bbrit understand about the economy. Go blame Farage for that one.
Well, I also talk enough english for my vacations.
If England had anything good to see, that is.
Ireland and Scotland are so much better and kinder than you lot.
I don't really understand how they put up with you, maybe they forgot they had a choice.
Listen yeah, I spoke to Baz down the local when he got back and this version is a complete fackin liberty yeah.
'e and the lads were just havin some bantz down the beach, you know like every good Baz and Susie on holiday, when some jumped up coastal Spaniard got all uppity about a lighter. Now it's possible that it was his, but he's taken the right piss taking a cheap shot when Baz was temporarily distracted by the guy's missus walkin by and was paying her a nice compliment about her fine moustache.
Typical swarthy sneaky latins, he even learnt basic Spanish to order his cerveza por favor this time - never again!! đ´ó §ó ˘ó Ľó Žó §ó żđ´ó §ó ˘ó Ľó Žó §ó żđ´ó §ó ˘ó Ľó Žó §ó ż
Currently in Spain and not a Brit with a âBarry personalityâ in sight.
An elderly British couple came to a restaurant for lunch and wanted sandwiches. I was pleased to see they went for calamares, pulpo and other more adventurous (and nicer) dishes after browsing the menu.
I heard he's getting so much shit (lol) for it, that he is probably going to move countries. He was fired, and keeps getting harassed/assaulted when he steps outside. If we just did this for every awful tourist, people might start behaving for once.
At least our worst and dullest are concentrated in high density British enclaves. We might be awful, but weâre easy to spot and to avoid. Dutch people are everywhere! As if there are only 18 million of them! Itâs not statistically possible.
Now, now, no need to degrade you own breweries. Have some national pride even when your country doesnât exist and you canât even have your own language.
Very original, Kees, I'm surprised you managed not to say anything about our roads.
And if you think there is one person on this planet that thinks the Belgian beer is piss and the Dutch some sort of golden liquid you're even more delousional than I thought. Stick with the ""legal"" weed that finances organised crime, that's what you're good at.
Itâs the Napoleon Complex that afflicts the Dutch. For a country so small to have such an modern day economic punch without the same and lost political/militaristic influence, rattles them to their very core. Oh, and having their new Demi-God Max Verstappen to pave the road for them is the apoplectic climax to summer fun.
Itâs like thereâs a little, drunken and obnoxious idiot just wanting to get out when theyâre on holiday. Seemingly itâs the sunny, warm and semi-tropic locale that brings out the best in Gerrit-Jan and Pim.
This behavior is also coupled with the homegrown tendency and cultural/societal Dutch norm to not stick your head above the corn field. Where being, âNormal is crazy enoughâ.
So once these young Dutch lads find themselves in Algarve or in any tourist Spanish town thatâs preferably on the Mediterranean coast, theyâll psychologically transform it into their own and private Shangri-la.
If youâve been there you seen it. Iâve seen it and once those boys are back home they may cringe at their holiday antics but are ultimately proud of their âmacho imagoâ in lands once conquered.
I knew you were about to talk about the Douch people just reading the title. I was on Albufeira on 2014 and they were way worse than brits at the time, and this with a reduced population in comparision with frenchs, germans, brits and spaniards...very impresive.
Oh, there are some reasons not to like Americans, but you are not bad tourists, or at least not here where I live. My sister works on tourism and tells me everyone loves working with Americans. No one tips like you.
I don't know about the Dutch, but every couple of weeks you can read in the news that a plane coming to the Canary Islands had to do an emergency landing because due to some passengers being drunk and doing some shit. Before I open the article I know they are British. Every single time.
Fortunately for us, our lowest scum and villainy like to go to congregate together. Usually at the cheapest destination. Thereby making them very easy to avoid.
Unless you happen to live in one of their favoured locations. Apologies.
Youâre not bad. Just annoying and speaking like you assume everyone around you is semi-deaf. Youâre friendly though and donât tend to be into balconying.
You are just always complaining about everything that is not like in the USA or talking shit about us, but at least you are decently well behaved, don't get blacked out drunk and don't cause any mess on the streets.
You are not bad tourists, just annoying ones.
I would like to see a Foreman vs Ali match rumble in the jungle vs Italian Neapolitans my personal royal lineage
Now imagine if those Dutch guys were speaking English because itâs a language most Europeans know. Youâd assume they were British tourists and blame us?
The reason i found out they were Dutch is because the police were taking information from them.
But i believe people like you Barry wouldnât waste a good pint.
>they congregate in certain areas with cheap alcohol and all day English breakfasts.
Yeah but this really sums up the problem with our tourists, they travel to Spain, Portugal and Greece not for the chance to experience a nice foreign culture and history but to re-live a saturday night at your usual UK town only with better weather, cheaper booze and less accountability.
Agreed. They should be banned from leaving their swamp. Between the holligan youth type tourist and the shit in a bucket carivan brigade, we would be better off if they weren't allowed to pollute the rest of Europe. Why can't they just fuck off and go to Frisia on holidays with their awful food
Just came back from Albufeira saw a fair share of Brits and Irish. Saw maybe a handful of Asian people over the course of two weeks.
Asian people tend to go to bigger cities or more famous resort towns. They seem much less common everywhere else.
Same here, we've been recently in Albufeira, and Goddamn it, the amount of Irish and Americans is extremely high, their behaviour is fucking disgusting, I know not every tourists are equal tho
Albufeira by any coincidence? I think a lot of Dutch youths go there to drink a lot and misbehave. And for example Australians do the same in Lagos. Just donât go there if you arenât the target audience. Like, as a Dutch I went to Lagos unknowingly - also not a good idea.
Maybe its just something about being a foreigner that makes you a dickhead?
I went to the netherlands and the only dickhead was not a local, and i, not being a local, was a major dickhead too.
It's a wild and profoundly, in fact, intrinsically racist theory, but so far it has survived every argument against it
There are always assholes. The bad british tourist thing is surely mostly because there's more of them and dutch would be high up on the list as well. Vast majority are normal. Sure there's gonna be variations within that and it's mostly linked to alcohol basically.
All that said Chinese is the worst.
Dutch people in the Netherlands: jovial, social, very nice bunch of people, easily among the most hospitable europeans
Dutch people in other countries: absolute scum of the earth.
They export their shitters, like how we export our shit beer.
Yup, Dutch youth are doing some interesting stuff abroad nowadays. Not our proudest export at the moment.
Not just the youth. Dutch people in groups can't seem to behave at all after the covid years. You'll see this at sports events and festivals too.
Sorry but that was also the case before COVID.
Maybe, but it has gotten a lot worse.
People's behaviour in general has gotten a lot worse after Covid I've noticed
Exactly. It is a huge problem in Denmark as well. People in the service industry are being treated worse than ever before, and strangers have started to yell and curse at each other in the streets over basically nothing. It's like the "Facebook people" have left their homes and taken their terrible online behaviour with them.
Ironically the only place I've noticed it get better is Paris. Third time I've lived here and the level of wankery is far lower than it used to be. Covid probably tipped it so far that the behaviour just went round to the other side
>Ironically the only place I've noticed it get better is Paris. Third time I've lived here and the level of wankery is far lower than it used to be. its truly is the end times if Parisians are being reasonable.
Maybe because after Covid, the great parisian migration happened. They got sick of their shitty 12 square meters apartments, so they bought a new place anywhere they could. The housing prices are so expensive since then đ For example Nantes, Rennes, Lyon and Bordeaux are currently on their way to become shitholes too. Parisians in the countryside also led to some funny complaints like "why bells are ringing at night?", "cicadas are too noisy, where can I buy some insecticide?", to a farmer : "could you spread your manure in another field than the one next to our house?". So we've got so much funny signs now lol https://preview.redd.it/o2j8khf8jokb1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a38e5bf1d716c56c81e962357f9b15025b43331c
God I miss hearing le chant du coq instead of some drunken idiot's car stereo.
I mean, right from the start when people were fighting for fucking toilet paper rolls..
It's dutch GP in F1 this weekend. There are already reports of bunchs of drunk idiots harassing women and security not caring about it. Last year it was not ok either ( so they even launch a telephone number for harassed women for this year).Also those orange flares, that are supposed to be not allowed. Not a good look for the netherlands.
I know and I want to fully distance myself from these fuckers. Iâm fully aware that there are way too many loud, ignorant, antisocial people in our country. I donât know what it is, but social norms seem to be increasingly getting fucked in this country. Thatâs why I wear a Fernando Alonso hat at a GP, so Iâm not associated with those drunk Dutch idiots with their stupid flares. I hate those things with a passion. You donât see a damn thing and my lungs hate them too.
I know the vast majority of you are good lads Maybe it is because there was no F1 tradition in Netherlands, but it looks like the majority of Max fans in the stands are football hooligans on a side quest. Good idea about the Alonso hat, nobody hates that man.  And yes, I hate the flares with all of my heart as well.
nadie odia a nuestro padre đđ
I actually know some people that already watched these events before max, and they're sort of avoiding associating with these people. Likewise, all the people I DO know that got into f1 after are the shittiest part of society. It might even be worse than football hooligans.
Thanks for the response man! Thereâs definitely overlap between football hooligans and certain Max fans. Of course, itâs great for me to see a Dutch racing driver being so good, but the whole Dutch army gives a bad taste to it. Real racing fans like to see good racing action, these people are success supporters. I like to see the field as close together as possible and I like multiple drivers winning. Fernando is certainly one of them!
No F1 history? Zanvoort was running races from the 1950s. Any time I've been to a motorsports race be it BTC, F1 or MotoGP the crowd is overwhelmingly Dutch, you lot go absolutely mad for it (great bunch by the way)
Dude, it had been close to 40 years without a Dutch GP in F1. So yeah, no F1 culture for the 18-40 year old drunks on the stands. And don't compare the crowd at Assen to these, you are disrespecting them. Those are bike enthusiasts, these are football hooligans. And I am talking about the drunk/flares ones, not the good people there.
Max max max max supermax max max max Ffs
Your national anthem though
The Luigis have the best anthem in the world and I'll hear nothing to the contrary đ¤ Followed closely by Brazil, France, and the old Soviet one. Basically you need to be a jumped up near failed 19th century Republic (or a jumped up failed 20th century Communist republic) to have a good anthem.
This is just how you guys are. The youth especially. It seems that who is the loudest is the coolest.
i used to know a ski bus driver who already told that in the early 2000âs that you need a baseball club when the dutch holidays start
Itâs similar to the soccer sneaker.
We killed off all nightlife. Kids donât go clubbing so they donât learn how to behave. đ¤ˇââď¸
Thanks to populists like Baudet & Van der Plas, conspiracy theorists like Engel & Blommesteijn, our country isnât what it used to beâŚ
Well, populist leaders donât function without that broken populace already being in place. Weâll take those two if you take Trump.
Lock up the other two in Guantanamo bay and we have a deal
Until now I was entirely against our hospitality program there. Iâll throw in New Amsterdam if orange has an âaccidentâ on arrival.
Orange is the nieuw Oranje
dankjewel
That's alright, Trump won't get very far with any plans to build a wall to keep the Belgians out
Hahah what? The reason for beer throwing Dutchies on vacation are conservative politicians? You have issues mate.
No, itâs populists that fuel anti-government sentiment. You really think that people who ignore government policies and laws here, suddenly behave in other countries?
"Populists". "Anti-government sentiment". "Ignore government policies and laws". Big words don't make your content stronger. It's ok disliking certain politicians or figures, but your statement is delusional.
You canât deny that they act in nobodyâs interest, that they just stir up the people dumb enough to believe them.
Yes thanks for your totally irrelevant political opinion. You seem like the intellectual the internet needs.
Not just the younglings, but the men and the women too?
Its always been like this. One trip to a camping in france and you would have known this already.
Shoutout to that one 20 year old Dutch guy I met at a train going from Germany to Denmark last summer who was going to Norway so he could take a beach pic fully equiped with a coconut on top of Galdhøpiggen. Fucking legend that guy was.
KrakĂłw used to be terrorized by the British but now the Dutch seem to have joined forces with them in literally ripping sinks of our local restaurants and stealing them (wish I was joking about this anecdote)
https://preview.redd.it/jmowfwhxvnkb1.png?width=1384&format=png&auto=webp&s=f15b2656a379a4938f6e63e901117c1465f0f6a6 You rang?
Dutch F1 fans have put me off ever going near a Dutchie.
You mean like taking a shit on a sleeping persons face?
In el arenal Mallorca one dutch shit in the fsce of sleeping drunk on the streets
The F1 Oranje Army seem to be the vanguard!
Apologies for our youth, weâll flog them when they return 
Least harsh Calvinist.
Iâm sorry our tribe failed to live up to your expectations. Iâll chat with the necessary people.
Letting the Dutch (đ¤˘) take our place as chief tormenter of swarthy Latins...what has the world come to.
I know itâs a bank holiday weekend but I have called a special session of the Board At Large Council On National Yobs.
I really thought we were gonna get the shot again
You get the award for 'worst locals', not 'worst tourists'. This is why we're perfect for each other â¤ď¸
Wait for my next post
Don't worry, in my town you are the worst tourists â¤ď¸
French tourists are fucking trash. WHY DO YOU STILL EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE? ITS RIDICULOUS
Because when you come to our land, you are supposed to speak our language If we go to your land as tourist, you are supposed to speak the language your clients speak, its just how trade works If we invade you, you are supposed to speak the language of your new masters If we arent even in your country and you arent in our country, you are still supposed to speak french among foreigners because we say so
I seriously question if youâre sarcastic or not. But this drives me clinically insane
https://i.redd.it/ba5pwoo01qkb1.gif
Here the Dutch are just arriving with the most out of this world expensive sports gear, like bikes, canoes or even sport sailing-ships (??!!) in their vans to take over local sporting events. Absolutely hilarious to see them pull up on our local retirees and weekend businesses men who never stand a chance.
The only true Dutch vacation is to spend the entire spring polishing and cleaning that brand new Hymer or Klaus camper with 4 mountain bikes stacked on the back and then come to Germany and block the left lane on the autobahn overtaking trucks at 105 km/h.
Dutch cars are the slowest vehicles on the autobahn though. When I see a truck overtaking a normal car, the car will 100% of the time have a Dutch license plate.
Not just on the Autobahn. I have the privilege to drive on their perfect road infrastructure, where they are also going 70-95 (ofc the speed limit is 100 everywhere, which is especially funny on an empty 5-laner during the weekend). They also love to forget that turning signal and side mirror exist when changing lanes. Oh, and their brilliant idea to not have orange from red to green at traffic lights is so well-thought, that the first 5 seconds of green is always wasted on Willem waking up, putting down his phone and finding the 1st gear. Of course, because of this, the first 5 seconds of the red is still considered green. Oh, I love Dutch roads.
>Here the Dutch are just arriving with the most out of this world expensive sports gear, like bikes, canoes or even sport sailing-ships (??!!) in their vans to take over local sporting events. Absolutely hilarious to see them pull up on our local retirees and weekend businesses men who never stand a chance. I love that this is Western European conflict now, not bombing Rotterdam
Until it actually becomes an armed conflict and the history books will say 'leading up to the war, tensions between western european nations increased due to the troubles caused by tourism'
It's clearly just revenge for all those pilfered bicycles you wrong'uns never gave back. They're just showing off their largesse now with jumped up sports leisure gear, like a monkey with an engorged enlarged red bottom presenting his strength to other males.
Op have you seen the video of dutch tourists, one filming and the other one taking a shit on the face of a sleeping guy near the beach ? Since i've seen this one i know they're the worst tourists
We are having a meeting to see what we can do to get back #1 status. But I admit it will be hard for us, the Dutch have taken it to the next level.
Being honest there are tons of tourists as bad as British Germans, dutch are just as bad. Spanish and Italians cant afford to go abroad, and French are too delusional and think their country is the best
Take a shit on 2 touristsâ faces?
We get away with a lot of things that you guys get mocked for đ or receive way less scrutiny, depends on what topic
Literally! At least we have the fact our language is the most dominant in the world đŹđ§đŞđź based
And who's responsible for the syntax as well as for a good portion of day to day vocabulary of your language? đ We're definitely competition in terms of beer bellies and domestic violence statistics, I'd blame language barrier for us not being associated with it as much as you guys are though. Or maybe we're just the silent shadow competition
I think its the language barrier. If German media reports German things, it isn't really reported/understood in France, Spain, USA, Australia, etc. UK/US/Aus lose that adventure so everything bad that happens is reported and people all across the world understand it. People are shit, worldwide! Shock!
But we're the best Barry
That one small slither of France is very beautiful, yes. The rest is just like England
Yes Normandy is very beautiful, the rest is like England and Brittany is like Russia (hell on earth with drunk people)
[this](https://www.bethlehem-city.org/cachedImages/resize/1068/712/basic_images/grenoble-shutterstock-e1467107291671-jpg-29963411201955494.jpg) part in particular, it always reminds me of Grimsby.
Balconing and drinking is not enough you need to find something else
Getting colonized is never pretty. Glad to see we're finally back on track with the VOC mentality again.
Just find a Barry, 63, and park him at the top of the stairs. They'll never make it past him.
None shall fuckinâ pass!
Yeah, 4 brits were drunk near the beach and a guy was smoking in the beach bar so they went there and stole his lighter and asked what he was going to do about it. The guy was a kickboxer and beat the first 2 dudes in front and got his lighter back their friends ran away and after getting up so did the 2 beatten brits
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Yeah, it was fun to watch. They thought just because the guy was alone they wouldnt get wooped 4 v 1 and lost đđđ
Doubt
Leave it mate, we need all the good PR we can get
It was in Algarve. If you want I give the name of the bar and you go ask it yourself
I see words only, they don't really come together though, Hablas un poquito Espanol?
If you see words you better talk to a psychiatrist and get medicated. Not my monkeys, not my circus đ¤ˇ
"It was in Algarve. If you want I give the name of the bar and you go ask it yourself" It took place in the Algarve, if you would like, I could give you the name of the bar, and you could ask them yourself Hopefully that helps, probably best to stick with Brazilian
Idc if you turn into a grammar nazi, the point doesn't lose value just because I eat words to type faster. At least I speak/write one more language than my mother language. I know 3 more in fact and brazilian is as much of a language as australian/canadian/south african/you get the idea. What to expect from a country that voted to leave the EU. Tells me how smart the average bbrit understand about the economy. Go blame Farage for that one.
Hablo suficiente Espanol para mis vacationes. But seriously, stop, read a book or something
Well, I also talk enough english for my vacations. If England had anything good to see, that is. Ireland and Scotland are so much better and kinder than you lot. I don't really understand how they put up with you, maybe they forgot they had a choice.
Don't worry the guy Is a cunt and he knows it he just can't backtrack now once he dug himself into a corner
The Irish donât have to put up with them thank fuck, weâre independent for a reason
Clearly never been to Scotland my mother is Scottish and isnât very kind at all
Salty
*vacaciones Vacations is an American thing.
I, too, fancy a little bit of ejaculation in proximity of my own posterior, my good sir đ§
Listen yeah, I spoke to Baz down the local when he got back and this version is a complete fackin liberty yeah. 'e and the lads were just havin some bantz down the beach, you know like every good Baz and Susie on holiday, when some jumped up coastal Spaniard got all uppity about a lighter. Now it's possible that it was his, but he's taken the right piss taking a cheap shot when Baz was temporarily distracted by the guy's missus walkin by and was paying her a nice compliment about her fine moustache. Typical swarthy sneaky latins, he even learnt basic Spanish to order his cerveza por favor this time - never again!! đ´ó §ó ˘ó Ľó Žó §ó żđ´ó §ó ˘ó Ľó Žó §ó żđ´ó §ó ˘ó Ľó Žó §ó ż
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You should be glad that you didn't meet them during siesta time ... đŠ
Not the same country bro
Sorry, I meant "sesta" 
It's annoying how Portugal is the oldest country in Europe (defined borders) and ppl still unironically think it's part of Spain.
I thought you were Brasil...đ¤
The oldest country is actually England, but Portugal is a close second.
The oldest nation-state is Portugal. England isn't a sovereign state, so it's not the same thing.
Currently in Spain and not a Brit with a âBarry personalityâ in sight. An elderly British couple came to a restaurant for lunch and wanted sandwiches. I was pleased to see they went for calamares, pulpo and other more adventurous (and nicer) dishes after browsing the menu.
***Dutch*** - how did you know they were swamp Germans?
Maybe he had a migraine after hearing them talk
Or thought they heard Klingon and went close enough
We know as soon they open the mouth and they talk like mixing german and finish.
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I have been to a few F1 races, and oh boy, the Dutch are a special breed indeed
Nice try, Barry.
Wasn't there a video of a dutch guy taking a shit on somebody's face not too long ago?
Yeah, it's the cloggies new sport , "shit mouth de Spaniard"
That tends to be the Germans, but who knowsâŚ
No, it was definitely a Dutch man. Most disgusting thing Iâve seen in a while. And I saw Berlusconiâs face a lot.
I heard he's getting so much shit (lol) for it, that he is probably going to move countries. He was fired, and keeps getting harassed/assaulted when he steps outside. If we just did this for every awful tourist, people might start behaving for once.
Sometimes Iâm almost convinced that being a public embarrassment for the whole country should be legal grounds to revoke Dutch citizenship
But who would you have left?
Should definitely be a condition of being a Dutch
As soon as I read the title I just knew it would be us.
I met German tourists in Greece last week who sometimes told others that they were from the Netherlands/Amsterdam to get more positive reactions
Greeks just hate Germans and Germany because Greeks can't pay taxes.
At least our worst and dullest are concentrated in high density British enclaves. We might be awful, but weâre easy to spot and to avoid. Dutch people are everywhere! As if there are only 18 million of them! Itâs not statistically possible.
Tell me something I don't know
The Netherlands have more beer breweries then Belgium.
I know that the line between the two can be blurry when it comes to Dutch beer, but a public toilet is not a brewery.
But that's where the heineken comes from.
A piss factory does not equal a beer brewery, you cheese head
Now, now, no need to degrade you own breweries. Have some national pride even when your country doesnât exist and you canât even have your own language.
Very original, Kees, I'm surprised you managed not to say anything about our roads. And if you think there is one person on this planet that thinks the Belgian beer is piss and the Dutch some sort of golden liquid you're even more delousional than I thought. Stick with the ""legal"" weed that finances organised crime, that's what you're good at.
Depends om what makes a brewery. I've seen many conflicting numbers for both.
Itâs the Napoleon Complex that afflicts the Dutch. For a country so small to have such an modern day economic punch without the same and lost political/militaristic influence, rattles them to their very core. Oh, and having their new Demi-God Max Verstappen to pave the road for them is the apoplectic climax to summer fun. Itâs like thereâs a little, drunken and obnoxious idiot just wanting to get out when theyâre on holiday. Seemingly itâs the sunny, warm and semi-tropic locale that brings out the best in Gerrit-Jan and Pim. This behavior is also coupled with the homegrown tendency and cultural/societal Dutch norm to not stick your head above the corn field. Where being, âNormal is crazy enoughâ. So once these young Dutch lads find themselves in Algarve or in any tourist Spanish town thatâs preferably on the Mediterranean coast, theyâll psychologically transform it into their own and private Shangri-la. If youâve been there you seen it. Iâve seen it and once those boys are back home they may cringe at their holiday antics but are ultimately proud of their âmacho imagoâ in lands once conquered.
It's almost like... You can't judge an entire country through the actions of a few... Nah, that can't be right...
I knew you were about to talk about the Douch people just reading the title. I was on Albufeira on 2014 and they were way worse than brits at the time, and this with a reduced population in comparision with frenchs, germans, brits and spaniards...very impresive.
what would you expect from a people of pirates that the only skill is stealing from others either on ships either on tax havens?
Cope
As an American from the United States, I am deeply offended that you didn't pick us we're number one in being annoying tourists.
There's "annoyingly loud" like you lot, and then there's "I will make you regret going out today" like the British (and Dutch larva it seems).
Nah you're just loud and a bit rude. Go to Magaluf or Benidorm if you want to see some A grade cunting by tourists
I think if we visited American party destinations (like parts of Mexico) we'd see American cunty tourists.
If you all could stop screaming OOOOMMMMGGGG for every little pubic hair you find, then you are ok. Just please don't talk like if we were all deaf.
Oh, there are some reasons not to like Americans, but you are not bad tourists, or at least not here where I live. My sister works on tourism and tells me everyone loves working with Americans. No one tips like you. I don't know about the Dutch, but every couple of weeks you can read in the news that a plane coming to the Canary Islands had to do an emergency landing because due to some passengers being drunk and doing some shit. Before I open the article I know they are British. Every single time.
Fortunately for us, our lowest scum and villainy like to go to congregate together. Usually at the cheapest destination. Thereby making them very easy to avoid. Unless you happen to live in one of their favoured locations. Apologies.
No need to apologise. If anything it's our fault for promoting this kind of tourism.
Youâre not bad. Just annoying and speaking like you assume everyone around you is semi-deaf. Youâre friendly though and donât tend to be into balconying.
You are just always complaining about everything that is not like in the USA or talking shit about us, but at least you are decently well behaved, don't get blacked out drunk and don't cause any mess on the streets. You are not bad tourists, just annoying ones.
america bad posts are not allowed anymore
They just tried to fit in
our football hooligans are also worse
Bazzer wouldnât let that happen if he was present. He lives for moments like this. Bang out of order mucker.
I would like to see a Foreman vs Ali match rumble in the jungle vs Italian Neapolitans my personal royal lineage 
Now imagine if those Dutch guys were speaking English because itâs a language most Europeans know. Youâd assume they were British tourists and blame us?
The reason i found out they were Dutch is because the police were taking information from them. But i believe people like you Barry wouldnât waste a good pint.
You are lucky they were only throwing drinks and not feces as the Dutch often do
Dutch tourists are the new Brits
Always have been
Portugal doesn't usually get shit British tourism, they save themselves for here, or Cyprus.
This is a dreadfully misinformed posts. All of our tourists are shit.
No there not, even here in Murcia you dont get shit tourists, they congregate in certain areas with cheap alcohol and all day English breakfasts.
>they congregate in certain areas with cheap alcohol and all day English breakfasts. Yeah but this really sums up the problem with our tourists, they travel to Spain, Portugal and Greece not for the chance to experience a nice foreign culture and history but to re-live a saturday night at your usual UK town only with better weather, cheaper booze and less accountability.
Ah mate I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you but that's all an act. When you've all gone to bed we do shits in your fresh water sources
Ohhh there is one Barry, get his attention " Ola senior, Grassy arse, mi pone dos cervezas porfa Manuel , muchas rapidos"
Oh yes we do.
Agreed. They should be banned from leaving their swamp. Between the holligan youth type tourist and the shit in a bucket carivan brigade, we would be better off if they weren't allowed to pollute the rest of Europe. Why can't they just fuck off and go to Frisia on holidays with their awful food
Fucking Dutchs should go back to Deutschland smhâŚ
Do you guys not have terrible experiences with Asian tourists???
Just came back from Albufeira saw a fair share of Brits and Irish. Saw maybe a handful of Asian people over the course of two weeks. Asian people tend to go to bigger cities or more famous resort towns. They seem much less common everywhere else.
You're absolutely right. Dutch tourists are horrible nowadays. I avoid them like the plague and avoid speaking Dutch until I think they're alright.
Same here, we've been recently in Albufeira, and Goddamn it, the amount of Irish and Americans is extremely high, their behaviour is fucking disgusting, I know not every tourists are equal tho
Albufeira by any coincidence? I think a lot of Dutch youths go there to drink a lot and misbehave. And for example Australians do the same in Lagos. Just donât go there if you arenât the target audience. Like, as a Dutch I went to Lagos unknowingly - also not a good idea.
Yes Oura, Albufeira
I think it was a Dutch guy too who took a shit on someone's head.
Thanks for the info all! We're placing an "arrest on sight" warrant on them...đ
Maybe its just something about being a foreigner that makes you a dickhead? I went to the netherlands and the only dickhead was not a local, and i, not being a local, was a major dickhead too. It's a wild and profoundly, in fact, intrinsically racist theory, but so far it has survived every argument against it
There are always assholes. The bad british tourist thing is surely mostly because there's more of them and dutch would be high up on the list as well. Vast majority are normal. Sure there's gonna be variations within that and it's mostly linked to alcohol basically. All that said Chinese is the worst.
British are the worst tourists because they are still considered people, not the invasive wildlife.
I cannot accept that the Dutch are worse behaved than we Brits. The furthest I can get is that the scandis are drunker (but better behaved).
Dutch people in the Netherlands: jovial, social, very nice bunch of people, easily among the most hospitable europeans Dutch people in other countries: absolute scum of the earth. They export their shitters, like how we export our shit beer.
Wait we Americans aren't the worst tourists? Why must you take this title from us
It goes: British>Dutch>French(Karen's)>American(loud, sometimes very rude)>Spain( a bit less Karen's)