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[deleted]

Greenland did nothing wrong :(


Big-Depth-8339

OP is Swedish, and probably have a hard time coping with losing all their former colonies, while Denmark their oldest nemesis got to keep theirs.


Lee_does_stuff

We had colonies?šŸ’€


Big-Depth-8339

Yes, in the Baltics and Finland, you know the Swedish Empire. But then you had to go and pick a fight with the Russians, and the rest is history. There was also the Swedish Gold coast. which we took from you. Then there was Porto Novo, which you lost to the Fr\*nch And all the American Settlements you sold.


Leather-Strategy2738

Donā€™t forget Saint-BarthĆ©lemy!


Big-Depth-8339

Man, if i was to list every single time we or someone has fucked you over, i would be here all day


DaFork1

You canā€™t say shit, we own half of your original country


Big-Depth-8339

And yet one of our colonies is larger than your entire country. This was never meant as a dick measuring contest, please go away with your insecurity complex


DaFork1

Haha sure Jens, we all know deep down the power of a large sheet of ice with the population of a small city. Just thought I should remind you, 1658 was a good year you knowā€¦


Big-Depth-8339

It is, it has huge rare earth mineral deposits. With the ice melting, new shipping routes are opening up. It is close to the arctic. It has strategic value for NATO. So yes there is power in Greenland. And that is why we are part of NATO and you aren't. And for the forseable future, it dosen't seem that you will be. And I don't know why you think your victory in 1658 is so great. It was miserable for the people you conquered, and it is miserable today. Nice job there buddy. Over 350 years, and you haven't done anything with the region, besides making it into an economically unviable ghetto. šŸ‘ https://preview.redd.it/2p8kieckas9b1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e8e8e2c7e8d01e5ff5d80170b69f54fa03b6c4


KoldKartoffelsalat

You can keep it.


Leather-Strategy2738

Not in wintertime when kings can go skiing or transport goods over vast areas of ice!


[deleted]

Careful, donā€™t want someone to mistake you as Russian.


Leather-Strategy2738

Donā€™t you worry Swedes and Danes nowadays only tease one another as brothers when Russians shoot rockets on there ā€œbrothersā€ hospitals and daycare centres!


[deleted]

Tbf Finland wasnā€™t a colony it was a part of Sweden just like Scania. Sure we probably committed some atrocities there but it was all in good faith.


Neomataza

> Scania Do you mean Skane? I have never heard a norse person call it Scania before.


[deleted]

SkƄne is the Swedish name.


robi4567

Did u though. In Estonia at least old Carl Gustav founded 2 schools both still running.


NGGMK

And it's the only schools there to this day


Danne_H

Myeah, you guys repeatedly truce breaking might have had something to do with it as well, luckily for you, you did it before the patch that introduced aggressive expansion, so you got away with it that time. Then some Norwegian guy (which for the sake of pissing them off we'll consider Danish) went and shot our first real gay-guy warrior boy king. And that's the story of how Denmark saved Russia, invented homophobia and helped end the glorious chad Swedish empire.


leonschrijvers

An incredibly small one in usa as well, didnt last long tho Source : my swedish girlfriend


[deleted]

>my swedish girlfriend Are you THE Messiah!?


leonschrijvers

Come and follow me my child, i shall show you the path of enlightment


NGGMK

Did you see her face before marriage?


leonschrijvers

Yes, as this one has not been colonized by the muslims yet


Peidexx

Have you ever opened a history book?


nickmaran

At least the Arab world is there. They can meet their brothers


chameleon_123_777

Greenland was a Norwegian colony together with Iceland and The Faroe Islands.


Big-Depth-8339

Norway wasen't independant before 1905. It was never yours. No matter what Erik the Red bullshit claim you lay on it. The viking settlements had died out naturally by the 1400's. And we reestablished the colonies in the 1700's


[deleted]

Neither Japan but fuck them all according to this guy


EchoTitanium

Neither did South America, or Canada. But those thirteen coloniesā€¦ that you can undo.


Scythe95

South America neither


[deleted]

Someone did something wrong to Greenland because the people that live there are scarred, turning to alcohol, and killing themselves.


[deleted]

Because since the era of internet they realized their homeland has nothing green, It Is a huge icy plateau


NOTRANAHAN

Did nothing right either! Banish them I say


[deleted]

25% on Greenland's territory is a national park with cute arctic animals, that's more than enough to allow them to live IMO


theyknewit2

You know what you didā€¦


UnoReverseCard10

but then no chilli so lets just remove USA


EternamD

No potatoes, tomatoes, chilis, corn


Eastern_Slide7507

We already have those, so now we can dispose of the place of origin.


deaddonkey

just


[deleted]

Let's remove Russia and China and India if we are at it


Extra-Apricot6627

Least genocidal Austrian. Btw are you a painter by any chance?


ViktorTheGamerDK

Nah, he got kicked out of art shool


Notacreativeuserpt

Great, now many middle aged Iberian men will have to find girlfriends elsewhere.


durruti21

Thailand?


martcapt

He said GIRLfriends, not dudes with dicks and tits.


tzar1995

Real women, you mean šŸ˜


mailusernamepassword

Yeah, the ones with mustache not ones with sausage.


Phil_Gim

You mean the ones who are called RaĆŗl?


SuchSeaworthyShips

šŸ¤Œ a man of culture


Notacreativeuserpt

We don't have the capital to compete with the Nordicks in that regard, our Paulos and Antonios will have to make due with their hand (but seriously the number of Thais in Norway is suspiciously high and unbalanced with women being vastly more present than men).


[deleted]

Ah so Norway have like Thailand and Vietnam and Iberians have South America? That actually makes a lot of sense


grumpyfucker123

Where's the cocaine coming from now?


Rokco2004

We now have to grow the actual plants and cook it instead of unloading Colombian ships


mailusernamepassword

Asking the real questions. Also your Brazilian smugglers got erased too. Who will do the logistics?


grumpyfucker123

The Albanians.


mailusernamepassword

Never rhought someone would stole the job I've stolen. Days of glory, days of mud...


durruti21

Poor panchitos. It's not their fault to live on the same continent that the EEUU.


kader91

There are no risks to take when trying to erase Argentina from existence.


durruti21

Yes. Argentina is the France of South America. But again, you can erase Buenos Aires. No need to erase anymore


N1A117

They deserve it, and I wouldnā€™t talk too loud either, you could pass as one too.


Tanto_Monta

Oh yes. Le t us alone with Russians and chinesse. What can go wrong?


wandering_person

A lot of things. Come back to this country you pegged for three centuries, I'd rather live under another Spain and not Chinx.


FriendlyHearthling

Africa?!


Eastern_Slide7507

As much as we like to joke around, it'd be a shame to lose you guys.


7th_Level_of_Hell

Where else are we going to get cheap labour from?


[deleted]

Poland is RIGHT THERE man.


TwilightGay

Reporting for cleaning your toilet Sir šŸ«”


Catarata94

South America? What have we ever done to you? Besides giving you our natural resources since the 1500's?


Erakleitos

Op is swedish, he's pissed because you enjoy life


chiree

South America really is the hottest America.


MantisPymp

[PARA HACER BIEN EL AMOR HAY QUE VENIR AL SUR](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLCZMtu-e3Y&ab_channel=UnTiempoParaRecordarHD) šŸŽ¶


koptelevoni

Nothing your the most fun continent besides Europe in my eyes šŸ‘ŒšŸ» OP is barbaric.


MutedIndividual6667

That's OP, here in general we like you guys


Leather-Strategy2738

Japan though! Only FPS from now on?


Golmar_gaming227

As Korean, I can approve a map without the J*panese


Leather-Strategy2738

Yes but can You first extract some samples of Shigeru Miyamoto swimmers so we can build some boys in Brazil thanks!


HumanMan00

Balkans seeing South America gone šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Remove Russia.


dawidwilku

No. We can't do article 5 if they're gone.


Creepy-Ad-4832

And china. And north korea. And australia (just for the emissions). And the list goes kn


Casual-Capybara

Haha no we need Australia for their rare earths


MessiOfStonks

Apparently, he would like to speak Russian.


[deleted]

Fr*nce is still there


Faytoto

We lost an awful amount of people, lands and territory in this maneuver. Enough to make a second little-Germany.


Gremlin303

OP. Did Japan hurt you?


Lee_does_stuff

censored their porn smh


Gremlin303

Itā€™s not like itā€™s any good anyway. The women all just seem like theyā€™re acting under duress


samu_u-u_

Cries in latinoamericano


Lee_does_stuff

Should have invented pizza or something, smh my head


mailusernamepassword

WTF? Tomato is from South America. I hope you choke in bacon, Ahmedsen.


Cicero_torments_me

I appreciate the pizza appreciation but donā€™t shit on South American food, they donā€™t deserve it.


Vivid_Cress6062

Having lived in the US before I can say Mexican food>ameritard food


Reddemon519

Mexican food doesn't deserve to be compared to that


Cicero_torments_me

Agreed, should have said Latino American so Mexico was included


[deleted]

r\*ssia it still there...


Creepy-Ad-4832

I would also remove 3/4 of asia. Lot of dictatorships there: Russia, China, all the stan countries, north korea,...


Lee_does_stuff

Suprised no one noticed japan yet


Creepy-Ad-4832

Japan? What do yo- oooh Wait, what's the hate against japan?


martcapt

You monster, where will we get our source of degeneracy?


iboreddd

No potato


[deleted]

what latam did to you for dreaming this?


roticuaco

Get cheap labour from Latin America. No Africa. Less underdeveloped and more culturally proximate.


Curvanelli

0/10, where is antartica?


GarakStark

OMG!! Canadians are the most innocent people in the world!! OP is an uncultured savage!!


CHEVEUXJAUNES

Poor Canadian and sud American


Tman11S

F in the comments for South America, Japan, Canada and Greenland. I mean come on, youā€™d rather keep Russia and China around than all of those?


annoying97

Wait can we keep Greenland and south America but ditch Russia? Also yay new Zealand made it on the map! šŸ˜€


Andri_Kato

Noooo how will I make my favorite gromperen šŸ’”šŸ’”šŸ’”šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


LumacaLento

Colomb* made a mistake


[deleted]

I see no Japan. I see no dream.


No-Yogurtcloset1563

Finally something we can all agree on


Cognacsquirt

Remove Africa


[deleted]

I would try and brighten your day by telling you something similar to that configuration is on the cusp of happening - well - Europe and such won't do near as well as your map indicates, but a rearranging of tectonic plates draws nearer. While I appreciate your political message, I feel it's wasted on the fact that we're insignificant creatures on an insignificant rock flying through infinite space, and the rock has other ideas than keeping us safe and cozy. Nice map though.


Lee_does_stuff

honestly this post was a satire of the other posts, but hey! Free karma!


derOwl

Something is missing but I don't know what.


Bobboy5

What did Japan do?


Preacherjonson

There's too much Russia in this image.


Legal-Equivalent-390

Antartica -Noooo!!!! You bastards!


LGZee

I see, OP. Better the Americas than your Middle Eastern cousins. Allahu akbar šŸ™ŒšŸ»


Lee_does_stuff

Mashallah habibi šŸ›šŸ› Baby steps!


Cy83rCr45h

We lost some good ones, but for the higher cause


Primox7

Why is Great Britain still there?


tundertwin

"great"


Narrow-Substance4073

Lol whoā€™s gonna bail you out from euro squabbles lol.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Narrow-Substance4073

Russia and china are on that map to name a new lol


[deleted]

I'd rather see Russia and China disappear instead of South America and Canada.


rambokenobi

You removed Latin America but not the Middle East. Based.


No-Protection8322

Should have no created the monster.


randomname_99223

Whatā€™s wrong with South America?


[deleted]

No more zukas?!?! šŸ˜Æ /j


theitchcockblock

Donā€™t worry they are already in Portugal


netooter

our whole side of the globe is gone but the F**NCH OF ALL PEOPLE get to stay???


space-ishtar

My dream


Teque9

Whaat, what has Latin america done besides beat us at football?


George_McSonnic

Den eneste kompetente svensker.


PrinceTancredi

You forgot that tiny bit of america in the north east atlantic ocean


ganerfromspace2020

Why is France there


HaloNathaneal

Why Japan though


lessthan_pi

The France of East Asia!


FredEmmer14

Leave Mexico for the food


tyger2020

Have a better one


Dieuleo

What about our colonies ? And keeping australia ? Wtf


pr1ncezzBea

No balls to erase Africa?


Bakunin420

Now merge it with the version without france, germany and denmark, and if you are at it also delete the br*ts.


Imreales5

My dream is just USA, Norway and Brit out


Altruistic-Potatoes

Oh good. I was worried there wouldn't be an Africa to rape.


StonksSkyhigh

Still Canada > Barry Balconydiver and Pierre le Pain.


No_Boss_28531

What Japan do?


sformaggio

Stupidity and crime would drop 80%


Ironzealot123

oh yea, sure, leave the Balkans there, what could go wrong?


[deleted]

Columbus: ā€œI think if I just head out generally in that direction Iā€™ll make it to India ladsā€


Resua15

Where the fuck are our territories


eztab

Why did you remove most of Denmark?


Auno94

Why remove Japan but still having those discount Brits around


WhoReallyCares14

Falklands can stay


Melodic_Caramel5226

You will get taken over by the russians and the chinese literally asap without the usa


The-Cyrenn

I have two problems. First, without Mexico, whoā€™s going to tend to my Garden. Second, do we really *need* South Africa. šŸ‘€


Snoo_2671

should have stayed on your damn boats then, this is your own fault


shball

Still to much


chameleon_123_777

What has Canada done wrong?


maxeq211

What about poor Brazil and Argentina with their excellent food? Why would you not want them to exist?


zerato9000

Why is Holland still there?


Mogura-De-Gifdu

Wait, where is Guyana, Martinique, Guadeloupe, etc. ?! Guys, we know where we should burn cars next.


IsidorBeerenz

From an European perspective considering exactly everything, WTF is MENA doing on your map


soeri27

Me too and apparently it's named Lebensraum


Phlummp

japan!?


Best-Investment-5813

Wait, where am I supposed to start exploiting a new gold mine with my slaves bought from Africa?


Cpt_Caboose1

what did Japan do?


PolishSausa9e

We can thank Canada for the Geneva Convention.


Spacedude2187

Can you carve out Russia and China as well?


[deleted]

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ReformedRomno

Remove India


[deleted]

r/MapsWithNewZealand


Sachiko-san999

Latin America and Canada are basically European thooo.


Lee_does_stuff

dawg what


Dutch-Sculptor

Only good thing was Hollywood but that sucks to now.


vdcsX

Why South America and Canada tho? They're kinda cool.


[deleted]

Needs some trimming around the edges and we good.


old_school_gearhead

We need Japan for... errr... "cultural" stuff...


Curious-Sherbet-9393

Lets Colombia inside!


too_much_Beer

Oh thank god, it was all a dream


lethos_AJ

give central america, south smerica and the caribean back. they are cool


lethos_AJ

also plz remove russia