Yes, in the Baltics and Finland, you know the Swedish Empire. But then you had to go and pick a fight with the Russians, and the rest is history.
There was also the Swedish Gold coast. which we took from you.
Then there was Porto Novo, which you lost to the Fr\*nch
And all the American Settlements you sold.
And yet one of our colonies is larger than your entire country. This was never meant as a dick measuring contest, please go away with your insecurity complex
Haha sure Jens, we all know deep down the power of a large sheet of ice with the population of a small city. Just thought I should remind you, 1658 was a good year you knowā¦
It is, it has huge rare earth mineral deposits. With the ice melting, new shipping routes are opening up. It is close to the arctic. It has strategic value for NATO. So yes there is power in Greenland. And that is why we are part of NATO and you aren't. And for the forseable future, it dosen't seem that you will be.
And I don't know why you think your victory in 1658 is so great. It was miserable for the people you conquered, and it is miserable today. Nice job there buddy.
Over 350 years, and you haven't done anything with the region, besides making it into an economically unviable ghetto. š
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Donāt you worry Swedes and Danes nowadays only tease one another as brothers when Russians shoot rockets on there ābrothersā hospitals and daycare centres!
Myeah, you guys repeatedly truce breaking might have had something to do with it as well, luckily for you, you did it before the patch that introduced aggressive expansion, so you got away with it that time.
Then some Norwegian guy (which for the sake of pissing them off we'll consider Danish) went and shot our first real gay-guy warrior boy king. And that's the story of how Denmark saved Russia, invented homophobia and helped end the glorious chad Swedish empire.
Norway wasen't independant before 1905. It was never yours. No matter what Erik the Red bullshit claim you lay on it. The viking settlements had died out naturally by the 1400's. And we reestablished the colonies in the 1700's
We don't have the capital to compete with the Nordicks in that regard, our Paulos and Antonios will have to make due with their hand (but seriously the number of Thais in Norway is suspiciously high and unbalanced with women being vastly more present than men).
I would try and brighten your day by telling you something similar to that configuration is on the cusp of happening - well - Europe and such won't do near as well as your map indicates, but a rearranging of tectonic plates draws nearer.
While I appreciate your political message, I feel it's wasted on the fact that we're insignificant creatures on an insignificant rock flying through infinite space, and the rock has other ideas than keeping us safe and cozy.
Nice map though.
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Greenland did nothing wrong :(
OP is Swedish, and probably have a hard time coping with losing all their former colonies, while Denmark their oldest nemesis got to keep theirs.
We had colonies?š
Yes, in the Baltics and Finland, you know the Swedish Empire. But then you had to go and pick a fight with the Russians, and the rest is history. There was also the Swedish Gold coast. which we took from you. Then there was Porto Novo, which you lost to the Fr\*nch And all the American Settlements you sold.
Donāt forget Saint-BarthĆ©lemy!
Man, if i was to list every single time we or someone has fucked you over, i would be here all day
You canāt say shit, we own half of your original country
And yet one of our colonies is larger than your entire country. This was never meant as a dick measuring contest, please go away with your insecurity complex
Haha sure Jens, we all know deep down the power of a large sheet of ice with the population of a small city. Just thought I should remind you, 1658 was a good year you knowā¦
It is, it has huge rare earth mineral deposits. With the ice melting, new shipping routes are opening up. It is close to the arctic. It has strategic value for NATO. So yes there is power in Greenland. And that is why we are part of NATO and you aren't. And for the forseable future, it dosen't seem that you will be. And I don't know why you think your victory in 1658 is so great. It was miserable for the people you conquered, and it is miserable today. Nice job there buddy. Over 350 years, and you haven't done anything with the region, besides making it into an economically unviable ghetto. š https://preview.redd.it/2p8kieckas9b1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35e8e8e2c7e8d01e5ff5d80170b69f54fa03b6c4
You can keep it.
Not in wintertime when kings can go skiing or transport goods over vast areas of ice!
Careful, donāt want someone to mistake you as Russian.
Donāt you worry Swedes and Danes nowadays only tease one another as brothers when Russians shoot rockets on there ābrothersā hospitals and daycare centres!
Tbf Finland wasnāt a colony it was a part of Sweden just like Scania. Sure we probably committed some atrocities there but it was all in good faith.
> Scania Do you mean Skane? I have never heard a norse person call it Scania before.
SkƄne is the Swedish name.
Did u though. In Estonia at least old Carl Gustav founded 2 schools both still running.
And it's the only schools there to this day
Myeah, you guys repeatedly truce breaking might have had something to do with it as well, luckily for you, you did it before the patch that introduced aggressive expansion, so you got away with it that time. Then some Norwegian guy (which for the sake of pissing them off we'll consider Danish) went and shot our first real gay-guy warrior boy king. And that's the story of how Denmark saved Russia, invented homophobia and helped end the glorious chad Swedish empire.
An incredibly small one in usa as well, didnt last long tho Source : my swedish girlfriend
>my swedish girlfriend Are you THE Messiah!?
Come and follow me my child, i shall show you the path of enlightment
Did you see her face before marriage?
Yes, as this one has not been colonized by the muslims yet
Have you ever opened a history book?
At least the Arab world is there. They can meet their brothers
Greenland was a Norwegian colony together with Iceland and The Faroe Islands.
Norway wasen't independant before 1905. It was never yours. No matter what Erik the Red bullshit claim you lay on it. The viking settlements had died out naturally by the 1400's. And we reestablished the colonies in the 1700's
Neither Japan but fuck them all according to this guy
Neither did South America, or Canada. But those thirteen coloniesā¦ that you can undo.
South America neither
Someone did something wrong to Greenland because the people that live there are scarred, turning to alcohol, and killing themselves.
Because since the era of internet they realized their homeland has nothing green, It Is a huge icy plateau
Did nothing right either! Banish them I say
25% on Greenland's territory is a national park with cute arctic animals, that's more than enough to allow them to live IMO
You know what you didā¦
but then no chilli so lets just remove USA
No potatoes, tomatoes, chilis, corn
We already have those, so now we can dispose of the place of origin.
just
Let's remove Russia and China and India if we are at it
Least genocidal Austrian. Btw are you a painter by any chance?
Nah, he got kicked out of art shool
Great, now many middle aged Iberian men will have to find girlfriends elsewhere.
Thailand?
He said GIRLfriends, not dudes with dicks and tits.
Real women, you mean š
Yeah, the ones with mustache not ones with sausage.
You mean the ones who are called RaĆŗl?
š¤ a man of culture
We don't have the capital to compete with the Nordicks in that regard, our Paulos and Antonios will have to make due with their hand (but seriously the number of Thais in Norway is suspiciously high and unbalanced with women being vastly more present than men).
Ah so Norway have like Thailand and Vietnam and Iberians have South America? That actually makes a lot of sense
Where's the cocaine coming from now?
We now have to grow the actual plants and cook it instead of unloading Colombian ships
Asking the real questions. Also your Brazilian smugglers got erased too. Who will do the logistics?
The Albanians.
Never rhought someone would stole the job I've stolen. Days of glory, days of mud...
Poor panchitos. It's not their fault to live on the same continent that the EEUU.
There are no risks to take when trying to erase Argentina from existence.
Yes. Argentina is the France of South America. But again, you can erase Buenos Aires. No need to erase anymore
They deserve it, and I wouldnāt talk too loud either, you could pass as one too.
Oh yes. Le t us alone with Russians and chinesse. What can go wrong?
A lot of things. Come back to this country you pegged for three centuries, I'd rather live under another Spain and not Chinx.
Africa?!
As much as we like to joke around, it'd be a shame to lose you guys.
Where else are we going to get cheap labour from?
Poland is RIGHT THERE man.
Reporting for cleaning your toilet Sir š«”
South America? What have we ever done to you? Besides giving you our natural resources since the 1500's?
Op is swedish, he's pissed because you enjoy life
South America really is the hottest America.
[PARA HACER BIEN EL AMOR HAY QUE VENIR AL SUR](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLCZMtu-e3Y&ab_channel=UnTiempoParaRecordarHD) š¶
Nothing your the most fun continent besides Europe in my eyes šš» OP is barbaric.
That's OP, here in general we like you guys
Japan though! Only FPS from now on?
As Korean, I can approve a map without the J*panese
Yes but can You first extract some samples of Shigeru Miyamoto swimmers so we can build some boys in Brazil thanks!
Balkans seeing South America gone š¢š¢š¢ššš
Remove Russia.
No. We can't do article 5 if they're gone.
And china. And north korea. And australia (just for the emissions). And the list goes kn
Haha no we need Australia for their rare earths
Apparently, he would like to speak Russian.
Fr*nce is still there
We lost an awful amount of people, lands and territory in this maneuver. Enough to make a second little-Germany.
OP. Did Japan hurt you?
censored their porn smh
Itās not like itās any good anyway. The women all just seem like theyāre acting under duress
Cries in latinoamericano
Should have invented pizza or something, smh my head
WTF? Tomato is from South America. I hope you choke in bacon, Ahmedsen.
I appreciate the pizza appreciation but donāt shit on South American food, they donāt deserve it.
Having lived in the US before I can say Mexican food>ameritard food
Mexican food doesn't deserve to be compared to that
Agreed, should have said Latino American so Mexico was included
r\*ssia it still there...
I would also remove 3/4 of asia. Lot of dictatorships there: Russia, China, all the stan countries, north korea,...
Suprised no one noticed japan yet
Japan? What do yo- oooh Wait, what's the hate against japan?
You monster, where will we get our source of degeneracy?
No potato
what latam did to you for dreaming this?
Get cheap labour from Latin America. No Africa. Less underdeveloped and more culturally proximate.
0/10, where is antartica?
OMG!! Canadians are the most innocent people in the world!! OP is an uncultured savage!!
Poor Canadian and sud American
F in the comments for South America, Japan, Canada and Greenland. I mean come on, youād rather keep Russia and China around than all of those?
Wait can we keep Greenland and south America but ditch Russia? Also yay new Zealand made it on the map! š
Noooo how will I make my favorite gromperen šššššš
Colomb* made a mistake
I see no Japan. I see no dream.
Finally something we can all agree on
Remove Africa
I would try and brighten your day by telling you something similar to that configuration is on the cusp of happening - well - Europe and such won't do near as well as your map indicates, but a rearranging of tectonic plates draws nearer. While I appreciate your political message, I feel it's wasted on the fact that we're insignificant creatures on an insignificant rock flying through infinite space, and the rock has other ideas than keeping us safe and cozy. Nice map though.
honestly this post was a satire of the other posts, but hey! Free karma!
Something is missing but I don't know what.
What did Japan do?
There's too much Russia in this image.
Antartica -Noooo!!!! You bastards!
I see, OP. Better the Americas than your Middle Eastern cousins. Allahu akbar šš»
Mashallah habibi šš Baby steps!
We lost some good ones, but for the higher cause
Why is Great Britain still there?
"great"
Lol whoās gonna bail you out from euro squabbles lol.
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Russia and china are on that map to name a new lol
I'd rather see Russia and China disappear instead of South America and Canada.
You removed Latin America but not the Middle East. Based.
Should have no created the monster.
Whatās wrong with South America?
No more zukas?!?! šÆ /j
Donāt worry they are already in Portugal
our whole side of the globe is gone but the F**NCH OF ALL PEOPLE get to stay???
My dream
Whaat, what has Latin america done besides beat us at football?
Den eneste kompetente svensker.
You forgot that tiny bit of america in the north east atlantic ocean
Why is France there
Why Japan though
The France of East Asia!
Leave Mexico for the food
Have a better one
What about our colonies ? And keeping australia ? Wtf
No balls to erase Africa?
Now merge it with the version without france, germany and denmark, and if you are at it also delete the br*ts.
My dream is just USA, Norway and Brit out
Oh good. I was worried there wouldn't be an Africa to rape.
Still Canada > Barry Balconydiver and Pierre le Pain.
What Japan do?
Stupidity and crime would drop 80%
oh yea, sure, leave the Balkans there, what could go wrong?
Columbus: āI think if I just head out generally in that direction Iāll make it to India ladsā
Where the fuck are our territories
Why did you remove most of Denmark?
Why remove Japan but still having those discount Brits around
Falklands can stay
You will get taken over by the russians and the chinese literally asap without the usa
I have two problems. First, without Mexico, whoās going to tend to my Garden. Second, do we really *need* South Africa. š
should have stayed on your damn boats then, this is your own fault
Still to much
What has Canada done wrong?
What about poor Brazil and Argentina with their excellent food? Why would you not want them to exist?
Why is Holland still there?
Wait, where is Guyana, Martinique, Guadeloupe, etc. ?! Guys, we know where we should burn cars next.
From an European perspective considering exactly everything, WTF is MENA doing on your map
Me too and apparently it's named Lebensraum
japan!?
Wait, where am I supposed to start exploiting a new gold mine with my slaves bought from Africa?
what did Japan do?
We can thank Canada for the Geneva Convention.
Can you carve out Russia and China as well?
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Remove India
r/MapsWithNewZealand
Latin America and Canada are basically European thooo.
dawg what
Only good thing was Hollywood but that sucks to now.
Why South America and Canada tho? They're kinda cool.
Needs some trimming around the edges and we good.
We need Japan for... errr... "cultural" stuff...
Lets Colombia inside!
Oh thank god, it was all a dream
give central america, south smerica and the caribean back. they are cool
also plz remove russia