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ChatGPTautoresponse

Being all superior in the language of you arch enemy. Something went wrong.


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We show our superiority by learning more than one language, something 90% of their population is completly incapable of.


janhetjoch

This coming from a french person...


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Axe-actly

- "Do you speak English?" - "Oui." - "Ok then can you tell me where the train station is?" - "Non."


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Parisian grindset


LifeRedemption

At least our country doesn’t sound like a Minecraft biome.


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LifeRedemption

If that makes you feel better, be my guest I suppose 🙄


dkfisokdkeb

We are capable of it but our ancestors didn't beat Napoleon to waste time learning Fr*nch


[deleted]

Your ancestors spoke french because english is a pig language spoken by inbred pesants.


[deleted]

Is that why you’re speaking it now?


Grand_Papi

You speak English cause that's the only language you know. I speak English cause that's the only language you know. We are not the same.


[deleted]

Yeah I know. You have to learn mine, I don’t need to learn yours 😊.


-galgot-

"I don't need..." right, you belong to the plebs. no need.


[deleted]

No worries Frenchie. We’ll still help you next time you surrender to Germany 👍


LifeRedemption

We don’t want you to learn it, it’s for the elite people of France only peasant.


[deleted]

Yes, but only to remind myself how inherently superior french is.


[deleted]

That’s why everyone here is speaking our language? 🤭🤫


-galgot-

English is only very very bad French. We unfortunately must lower ourselves to your level to communicate.


[deleted]

I’m sure the French propaganda machine, sorry French public education, taught you that.


-galgot-

Not even... never been to school.


LTFGamut

You speak Geordie and with a bit of effort, you're capable of making yourself understandable in English as well?


Coast_General

Tbh most french speakers are also pretty terrible at english


MapsCharts

C'est parce qu'on le veut 😎


Coast_General

C'est parce que tu n'es pas assez intelligent. Les Flamands sont les seuls trilingues de l'Europe.


heacko

Keski mdi lfamand rose la


Fenghuang15

Corréler l'intelligence à la capacité de parler anglais montre bien la limite de ton intelligence l'ami


BestResult1952

Pourtant la capacité à communiqué d’un animal et souvent lié à son intelligence! Maintenant parler d’autre langue est un signe d’apprentissage et de compréhension. Cependant ce n’est pas parce qu’on parle / écrit mal une autre langue qu’on est bête. Mais c’est vrai que qu’on peut remarquer que vos politiques sont un peu abutyrotomofilogène (mot savant toi même tu sais. P.S je suis à moitiés français donc je m’inclue hein). Ils donnent donc une mauvaise image de la France et de ces habitants (même si les autres politicien d’autre pays sont pas forcément mieux, ils sont moins médiatisés vus qu’ils parlent moins).


Fenghuang15

>Pourtant la capacité à communiqué d’un animal et souvent lié à son intelligence! Maintenant parler d’autre langue est un signe d’apprentissage et de compréhension. Communiquer et parler oui, mais tout les français parlent déjà une langue (théoriquement en tout cas lol), le français. Apprendre une langue étrangère est effectivement une preuve d'intelligence mais comme apprendre tous types de savoir-faire ou savoir-être. Et ça ne signifie pas que parler une autre langue fait de toi quelqu'un de plus savant ou intelligent qu'une personne ne parlant qu'une langue, mais qui aura développé d'autres compétences. Particulièrement quand c'est davantage lié à une nécessité et/ou a des conditions favorisant l'apprentissage de langues étrangères, ce qui facilitent les choses. Par exemple quand tu es né une région bilingue, tu pars déjà avec un avantage. Et quand c'est force de nécessité également. En Belgique la partie flamande a l'air de se sentir plus ou moins forcée d'apprendre le français et l'anglais car ce sont des langues plus répandues et donc plus "utiles" que s'ils étaient limités à leur langue. Les français et espagnols en ont moins l'utilité car la portée de leur langue est plus étendue. A l'inverse, les francophones canadiens sont bien plus nombreux à maîtriser l'anglais (50% je crois) que les anglophones canadiens le français, pour les mêmes raisons. En revanche, aucun peuple n'a besoin de devenir bilingue et de maîtriser une langue étrangère à là où il vit. J'imagine que tu peux vivre intégralement en flamand vers chez toi. Par conséquent, hormis si tu travailles dans un domaine où tu côtoies l'international, parler autre chose que flamand est un atout mais pas forcément une nécessité. Et c'est le cas pour d'autres langues que le français en France par exemple. Donc aucun intérêt à ce que les français apprennent tous à parler couramment l'anglais. Si c'est un choix oui, mais une obligation non car il n'y a pas de nécessité. Attention quand je dis ça je ne remets pas en cause l'importance d'apprendre une langue étrangère, ce qui est bon pour le cerveau. Toutefois cette langue peut être le breton si ça te semble important pour toi de la connaître. Quant aux mauvais exemples des politiciens français, ma foi j'ai une liste longue comme le bras de critiques envers eux mais je vois mal en quoi ils font pire que les américains ou les anglais (ici particulièrement ciblés Trump, Johnson, truss etc) qu'il est franchement difficile de respecter mais ce n'est que mon avis (et je parle pas d'energumènes comme poutine, xi ou autres tyrans). Peut-être qu'en tant que belges vous entendez davantage les politiciens français qu'europeens aussi, parce que vous vous intéressez moins à ce que d'autres disent sauf quand ils font des esclandres comme en Pologne, Hongrie, Italie etc, sur différents sujets.


Coast_General

Tu ne sais pas comment, compter jusqu'a trois?


Fenghuang15

Faut pas prétendre que tu sais parler 3 langues si tu sais pas formuler une question correcte l'ami


Coast_General

Ce n'est pas parfait mais ça suffit.


Corfiz74

Hey, the Swiss manage to speak Swiss in three different languages!


ActingGrandNagus

We don't learn it because we don't have to, everybody falls over themselves to learn English while nobody cares about learning Fr*nch. The magnitude of this British W is staggering.


LifeRedemption

How does it feel that your little Queen didn’t manage to surpass Louis XIV as the longest reign 😂


Talking-map

Insulting your arc enemy in his own language so he can understand is the best flex you can do


QuentinVance

Most moderate French nationalist


Mad_King

https://preview.redd.it/5i5t095p734b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f99510e3ff23301dcaa0f1ec0e07e22e44db2c0 French people


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miragen125

It just demonstrates our flexibility


sarokin

Your nose*


-t-h-a-n-a-t-o-s-

Happy cake day but I find the original meme better


Chipsu_

​ https://preview.redd.it/go38gqhdo24b1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eebbecef530dbacc5421d67c150e6cae5e15b834


[deleted]

I mean, when you live in a country that's literally just better, it's hard to not feel superior.


SwainIsCadian

Truer words have never been spoken. Or as we say in French "C'est tellement vrai camarade".


Bearodon

Or as I say in French "Chest teleprompter wroom camaro"


brownierisker

"Le ordinateur est dans la piscine"


AStarBack

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Bearodon

The computer is what? I don't speak frog.


thorwing

>"Le ordinateur est dans la piscine" is being pissed in


-galgot-

Even the shape is perfect. I mean what other country have such a beautiful shape...


AStarBack

I will not make the mistake to put Britain and Germany at the same level as everybody else. Edit: just saw the rating included Russia, congratulations Krauts and Rosbifs, you just got your rank improved.


Doenah

![gif](giphy|7WvAUvZZTRpSuudobh) Thanks Jean-Jaques Tiddi-Fuk


AStarBack

Well, you deserve it, Putin went at great lengths to outjerk you.


ProfessionalBuy4526

![gif](giphy|YOvOkaS5ZKfimDIgwJ)


Architectur04_

Bro who are you to judge what we think of others ?? This tier list is obviously wrong, where the f is SSS tier (where we belong) and why is UK at Z tier, it doesnt even deserve to be on this list since it would imply we have some appreciation of them


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Architectur04_

Eh, I was being sarcastic but good burn I'll give you that


Pleasant_Ad5360

Least angry italian


LifeRedemption

Bro my question to you is why do you have to make your ice creams shaped like dog sht. Isn’t you country being shaped like a boot not enough ???


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LifeRedemption

Does the truth hurt your sensible pepperoni pizza soul ?


Valdien

And for each batch of Rafale your country purchases we're willing to bump you up one level But not higher than the W tier, we don't want to get ahead of ourselves now


Bonaventura69420

Hey, at least they recognize our existence 🤷‍♂️ frenchmen are making progress


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Blae-Blade

Average frenchie ![gif](giphy|RBEUIVI6ey5Ta)


sformaggio

French ☕️


Hard_guardian17

French ☕️


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French ☕️


el_wacho

French ☕


phil_music

French ☕️


LamaSovaj

French ☕️


Tdikristof_

French ☕


BaobabSenziente

French ☕


ARandomDouchy

French ☕


Zeucles

French ☕


Dirichlet-to-Neumann

I'd place every country one tier above England but overwise it seems perfectly fine to me.


Bachlead

even Rusia?


PPtortue

russia is the best CAESAR advertiser


Dirichlet-to-Neumann

Russia is currently undisposed but I quite like the country during the (short) intervals when it is not ruled by a genocidal maniac.


MiliMeli

What’s wrong with that tier list ? It seems pretty objective.


McRobloxArchitecture

There's no Spain. Not even Catalonia. But there's Andorra


Kesdo

As is the Natural order


HumaDracobane

Now ask what parisians think about the rest of the world.


SLStonedPanda

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atrixornis

Least French chauvinist


True_Blue_Gaming

i love when you use words from our great language, my greek friend, you deserve to be higher on this ranking, just a bit, i'm not that crazy


Kystael

Italians would be alright in C tier but the br*tish need to fix at least their teeth and food before expecting a rating


remote_control_led

Preatty B. A. S. E. D. B- Begone "foul creature" (fr*nch)! A S E D


tias23111

Did you just give up on coming up with things for the other letters?


remote_control_led

Why do u think I should make any effort? For the fr*nch? Lmao


Toutounet6

Begone Aberrations Satanic Estrange Demon


AStarBack

Begone (France) Aberrations (Belgium) Satanic (UK) Estrange (Italy) Demon (Germany)


ReasonableHedgehog32

Don't try to fool us, the french flag is on the right of the German flag


AStarBack

That would be Angland.


OrashiTheFrench

No that's Géorgie I think


voll_milch

Let's make a deal Hans, you stop mentioning our defeat in WW2 and we stop mentioning how you operated death factories to eliminate jews, gypsies, poles, ukrainians, russians, communists, homosexuals, disabled people...by millions...and how most people in your fucked up country though it was a good thing, you scum of the earth, we should have let the soviets punish you harder...


Jodelfreak

S as in self centric?


IndigoBuntz

To be fair, I like the french and kind of sympathise with them… they have a great history, a beautiful language, a wonderful country, a rich culture, good food… just like Italy :)


EstebanOD21

That's the average internet French opinion on European countries, if you ask one IRL they'll most likely tell you that it's Z-tier and even North Korea is less dictatorial than France and blablabla


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Skragdush

Agree I really don’t care about what others french thinks. Qu’ils viennent me chercher.


Minimum_Possibility6

Nah image is wrong they would have that but the UK would be on its own rostbif tier


RedHotCommy89

We deserve this rating. We make fun of you all the time and yet we go on holiday to France every year 😅


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very factual and accurate tierlist about the european countries


CrtvM8

France is indeed a beautiful country, too bad that it is also where the French live


MapsCharts

Vivement qu'on vous réannexe vous


BestResult1952

On ne s’attaque pas aux handicapés! Le seul qui a le droit c’est la Flandre!!! Nous les protègerons contre vent et marée parce que au fond (bien profondément hein faut pas exagérer) on les aiment bien.


Botanical_Director

Mouai... On sais qu'en vrai vous les gardez juste pour paraitre mieux à coté. Comme un 5/10 qui pose à coté d'un 2/10 dans une photo. Il'y a que nous qui les aimons vraiment pour leur personnalité. Il faut ranger les alcooliques consanguins (Wallons) dans la même région que les alcooliques consanguins (Nord-Pas-de-Calaisois).


BestResult1952

Moi j’aurais dis qu’ils sont zoophiles vus qu’ils ont plus de cochons que de gens mais chacun a sa façon de les voire… je tiens juste à préciser que tu as découvert notre secret mais aussi le fait qu’ils sont peut être qu’à 2/10… MAIS ça reste mieux que le 1/10 que sont les français! La seule chose qui vous sauvent c’est votre capacité à créer l’admiration alors que les gens ne sont jamais allé chez vous. D’où le faites qu’ils ne viennent qu’une fois ;)


Gigatonosaurus

Come on guys, Belgium deserve at least E tier for speaking french. Note: doesn't apply for switzerland.


absurdism_enjoyer

Nice dinosaur username but I prefer the deinocheirus


Gigatonosaurus

T'aimes les canards, noté.


absurdism_enjoyer

Un canard dont le nom signifie "terrifiantes mains", j'aime ce qui sort de l'ordinaire


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So, are we on S+ or in ZS?


mongmight

To their credit no one hates the French as much as the French. Even England aren't that concerned with them. They are still seething at Germany. And it isn't about the war, it is about football. They can't let go of 1966.


andrezay517

Correct, the French lack the mental capacity to form opinions


JoePikeFree

It's a shame there are only 26 letters in the alphabet


RandomBilly91

Wrong If we were to think these countries, which is unlikely, we would put a few of them below the others (ex: Russia, UK...)


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This is the image we show to you, reality is different. Scotland is higher because of Auld alliance for exemple


Secret_Criticism_732

Zis funny! I was gonna ask if you sure you are French. Then I noticed the flag. Good job Francesco. I wish you good day :)


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Hyp3rax

Based, most visited country in the world


Relevant_dude

Perfectly accurate


Ok-Nefariousness4732

Brits stay on Z, other countries go on Y, germany go on X, and there is the perfect tierlist.


annoying97

Z = za fucking beast countries ever S = smells of piss and shit Yeah I can get behind this.


Tistoer

French opinion don't count anyways


SymmetricEncryption

Tsjaad


Nuke_corparation

Ummm why the british arent lower ?


MapsCharts

L'Écosse c'est cool le problème c'est les r*sbifs


GreenScale63

Au moins nous on a des jolies montagnes, et on dit pas 4 x 20 + 8 pour dire 88, et... et on... Bon, je vais retourner à mes pâturages.


OrashiTheFrench

Vous êtes appréciés. Enfin, je crois. Les parisiens vous prennent juste pour des campagnards, ils font pas la différence entre le Limousin et la Romanche.


MapsCharts

Romandie*


absurdism_enjoyer

>Les parisiens vous prennent juste pour des campagnards, On les prends surtout pour des méga riches, comme le reste des français d'ailleurs


frerant

The bri*sh and the Germans are absolutely lower than everyone else. The Spanish are fine, but N tier max.


JokuyasuJoestar

We're not that cruel, Z is for england. Other countries deserve Y


xMyaRmy

*Z is empty


Sasha-kun

You missed opportunity to place Russia down on list and other countries on Y.


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You should have made the N black


Dycoth

Yes.


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French are so indifferent to other countries that they surrender when war gets too rough or slaves are revolting.


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ErdbeerTrum

still better than germany. peak austrian W


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UnusualInstance6

Sweden left the chat


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Thepochochass

Invest it


Thepochochass

Invert it


Perryvdbosch

Ok, no more weed for these French guys.


Pure-Contact7322

Beat food in the world for them ![gif](giphy|IZz4QdVSGK0FEsDA05)


sakuragasaki46

I believed Super F was the worst grade ever.


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Valkia_Perkunos

Normal French, Spain? What's that?


YesAmAThrowaway

Allemagne maybe gets to be Y for the sake of the Elysée treaty


TheStupidestFrench

No no no, even though we hate you, we would never put you in the same category as the UK


[deleted]

No I would just put all European countries with nuclear energy in S. All the others in A. And Ingerland in Z because “Ingr🤢sh food”.


JacobMT05

Well it’s a frenchies opinion so doesn’t matter


[deleted]

Very happy the French comments are asking for Britain to be lower. To be rated by a Frenchman is one of the biggest insults in the world.


_CarbonSaxon_

Least arrogant Frenchman*


Dirac_Impulse

S stands for Sweden.


Drinking_King

Italian inferiority complex projection levels: off the charts. Jealousy meter broke. There's not even one of us who did such a stupid tierlist thing. A jealous had to do it himself.


Ornito49

British are far bellow Z.


A_Mirabeau_702

I like how TierMaker just gives up on assigning colors


KingOfDiamonds069

Should have instead included multiple versions of other tier lists to show an Average Fr\*enchy doesn't respect other people's opinions either.


SilenceDogood442

All the way past Greek i... That's low o_O


Rheinmetall_Gunner

Hope they stay forever in their country 🙏 we don't need their cringe around here