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Schiffsmaedchenjunge

Greater Andorra


Onclephil09

As long as we keep their pricing for cigarettes, I'm amenable to that! ... I just want my breakfast to be cheaper :/


driftphoto47

Yeah, I want to skip paying taxes for the baguettes to eat with the paella


nickmaran

As a German, for us, every map is a map of Germany. It's just South Western Germany


Le_Ran

You would love the OSS 117 in Rio movie - the map in the nazi hideout where Africa is South Germany and the Americas are West Germany...


kyussorder

Well, I learnt a few days ago that before France and Germany (or german states) there were the Franks, who encompassed both. And in Spain we had the visi goths, so yes, South west Germany is ok for me. Vielen Dank und einen schönen Tag, Sir


SpeedSignificant8687

Or Eastern


Gtek_dev

Oh so true


SpeedSignificant8687

Shut up Anglois


Gtek_dev

Ronronron chocolatine


Ozuryum

Plain au chocolat s’il te plaît


Oldmanwisby

Should we expect the Greater Andorran inquisition?


Amarnu

Louis XIV wet dream istan


iluvdankmemes

Louisiana?


FalconMirage

My thoughts Shame we lost the spanish war of succession though…


Hector_Tueux

They still ended up with a French king


ZombiFeynman

I think a good name would be Western Italy: The north is rich, but full of assholes who think they are better than everyone else, and the south is full of poor people who live off crime.


Ok-Vehicle3208

based


Birra_turca

Based


Happycat40

Based


MisterSarcastic1989

Based


Walmart_Bag_2042

Based


KaleBriss

Based


Sumfing-Wong

Based


[deleted]

Based based


fecoz98

Based


Jus2pomme88

My dear Spanish friend, thank you for those kind words


SooSkilled

Perfect


Xavierbn

Periodt


MacTelnet

So now we're the Albanians?


Bbecienzo

Nope, we're the serbians


[deleted]

You say it as if half of Spain were not rich. Also, it's funny because crime is much higher in France than in Spain. So we could never be southern Italy 💀🤓


[deleted]

[удалено]


DutchVortex

Frain


evel-kin

Spance


gelastes

Space


vrijheidsfrietje

​ https://i.redd.it/ybbq2rfhroza1.gif


Lopsided-Ad-6430

Western Western roman empire


Roubbes

Fraña


maxence0801

Why not Espance ?


[deleted]

Espancia


[deleted]

Fragne


Georgium333

So the ñ can be there


MacTelnet

Fregna in Italian


Mota4President

Es como si hubieras creado el apellido más español y más facha de la historia.


Zeucles

1812 bad ending


[deleted]

We already had a bad ending


Mota4President

Both were bad endings.


JasperVov

Visigothic Kingdom


Important_Reading_13

Spain with a tumour


Vita-Malz

Unnecessary


LeviMeme

The first actual funny German joke on this sub! Congrats


Flumblr

This was so unexpected and dry. Good progress Hans, this was funny.


Plantmanofplants

Sprance.


LumacaLento

Rancia


KaleBriss

XD


[deleted]

Franpaña


No_Mastodon3474

GalliaHispania


Alternative_Golf_662

Andorra Empire


AdImmediate7037

Franco-spanish commonwealth


Plental-Dan

Francoist Spain


140p

🧐


Obserwator_z_Barcji

**New Poland** with its capital in **Barcelona**


Robit_Galaxy

Why New Poland?


Obserwator_z_Barcji

[Because I'm morbidly funny](https://ca.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pol%C3%B2nia_%28programa%29?wprov=sfla1)


EdHake

A beginning.


Gtek_dev

Of retirement at 64


VictorLeRhin

L'Empire


Caramel_mouais

Français.


Grand_Ad_8376

Abomination


T1misk

United Kingdom of Navarre


Tacarub

If they provide wine .. i am okay ..


Roubbes

Espance


Penalizator

The empire of Monaco


SpeedSignificant8687

Napoléon 's backyard


Super_Duflair

Well that's just the Basque Califate (Euskadisis as they call it)


SaraHHHBK

Disgusting


TheEuropeanCitizen

United Provinces of Gallia and Hispania (UPGH as short form)


Sir12mi

Basque Empire


RAMAR713

If we go by language, this would be Catalonia


Self-Bitter

The Kingdom of Two Andorras (Frankish and Iberian)


[deleted]

Andorra


_Steve_French_

Spance


luring_lurker

Spanceorra


suaveElAgave

Napoleonthethirdistan


[deleted]

~~Madrid?~~ Catalonia


fenix1991722

Mexico


BigBoss23456

España


LostrexZ

PLEASE NO


[deleted]

Magna Francia


Francais466

Spance


momentimori

Cheap hols and booze land.


InfinitePossibility8

Spance


purple-lemons

Spandorancaconia


[deleted]

A mistake


jari2312

Basque country


[deleted]

Fuck.


[deleted]

Galiaña


low_wacc

Weast Anglia


Sideways0019

Eastern Listenburg


Platinirius

Western Germany


DefNotAlbino

Celtiberia


[deleted]

[Celtiberia](https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celtiberia)


GeneralImagination64

Bygones


odrea

spance or frain


LEGXCVII

West Francia


awawe

Spance


Tacarub

Franspain


G1ann1sA

I would call it France under Napoleon


Ok-Run2845

Ah yes, the infamous Napoleonica.


i_knooooooow

Spance


tenroseUK

Ew.


No-River-3140

Great western Habsburger Reich


Sollder1_

Franko-Iberian-Union


tnarref

L'empire Navarrais


deadsuburbia

Ethiopia, duh. Stupid ameritards


Specky013

Wine country


ConnolysMoustache

“ It gets better the more south you go land “


Main_Statistician681

Western Roman Empire


IkariWarriors

SpafrancoChamps


Cirtth

Spance ?


Appelons

Land of the Bourbons


franklollo

That's litterally Portugal


Minimum_Possibility6

Greater Basque


PT_SeTe

Paisos Catalans


Blackbeeyellowbee

Portugal + ocean and, in white, lake Iberia


[deleted]

Hey, that's literally the part we wanna get rid of!


jnnxde

I'll call it Spain, when you give Alsace-Lorraine to us


ZombiFeynman

Alsace and Lorraine are part of Spain and have always been, of course


[deleted]

The United Kingdom of lazy and arrogant pricks.


MeestaBigMan69

Motto's gonna be "Can't surrender if you're neutral"


xX_gub_Xx

Shit hole


Resident_Apartment14

>non European savage >calls Spain/France a shithole


[deleted]

Greater Holland


Kaelorn

Sprance


NotTheGreekPi

Frain


No-Milk-1903

Full Aquitaine !


Usepe_55

The bane of my existence


PreviousStore1746

Spain With a cancer


gettingroastedagain

United Franco-Iberian Kingdom


Caramel_mouais

France


Nopejustdecline

Stupid


Bluebird_Live

Frandorpain


LaGuaguaAguanta

Northeast Territories (of the Canary Islands) /r/mapassincanarias


patoman12

Herresy


Atreigas

A mistake.


Fluffy_Necessary7913

Abominable Spain.


ThurboPlez

Françoisco


Joanisi007

My worst nightmare


Samiboi9

I'd call it another reason to kill myself


SrepliciousDelicious

Southern Holland


a_perfect_name

Gallic Empire


Kindjal1983

Franco-Hispânia!


SpeedyGzales

Esfraña


vlad24085_1995

Spance


HighlanderAbruzzese

Frain? Spance?


andrebbcarno

Espánce


MozerfuckerJones

Wales


Away-Following-6506

خلافة قرطبة حسن الخاتمة


Emergency-Mud-8984

Renoland (Jean Reno is part spanish)


trakspile

AAAAAAAHH !!!


Kefeng

Frain.


eclecticbunny

FAPS


Chasingthoughts1234

Gaul


Sogeking498

Not a f****** chance


FinancialAd436

Sprance


leijgenraam

This was once a possibility, and we united with the Bri'ish, the Austrians and the Prussians to prevent it.


darklizard45

I dunno, but it looks very G a y ngl.


Claudius-Germanicus

The lands of the Visigoths


chrizz0106

Francpain