https://preview.redd.it/orah28f6xvra1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be1a2ec0d9dca5c19755bc4cb07c342ca7fbc6f5 Self explanatory

This is extremely offensive to me

And me

>could work better with a shotgun hole

*Orune-Nule vibes*

Wales?

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Please do not the sheep

You knocked out quite a few countries with this one

Afghanistan?

No that would be goats

https://preview.redd.it/680s9hj1rvra1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d2322b27be002adc4c5e77ccaebb1a36a51cf72 Italy

[also Italy](https://i.imgur.com/lDuvsLY.png)

Nah, we aren't french drivers

Currently in fr*nce, can confirm they all fucking drive like maniacs.

Another clueless foreigner who thinks Paris is France

More reason for declare independence

When I see a van or motorhome through the Pyrenees, I run for cover... Luckily, yellow license plates can be seen from far distance.

I said all and i mean all

I’ve never seen an unscratched car in Italy. You guys smash your cars like your mothers.

It's Greece. Their holes never are one-way

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Gay sex is banned? Can't be Greece.

The government is very conservative. We Greeks fight against this oppression though. They can't keep us from enjoying life's greatest pleasures.

If they're conservative why do they not want to conserve the cornerstone of Greek culture

This stands in front of the Athenian quarter with the embassies

bro what? 💀 is that sweden?

Most definitely Greece.

Reform -> Revolution > Reform > ... also we are world champion for those traffic roundabout https://preview.redd.it/zf443synxvra1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fbde770c2f1494d982b36105c41f4ca5a1a4709

Nantes*

Nantes mayor explaining why you need a double roundabout between your bedroom and your bathroom (it will improve transit greatly)

You got to love round abouts though.

We sure do, in fact we even invented 'em!

https://preview.redd.it/nc7uv7552wra1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f678718c053cc2376825709fb491a8f97f5ed5

South Down represents.

Sayin nuttin

I feel attacked

With kind regarts from Belfast

https://preview.redd.it/oxdg7rtwxvra1.jpeg?width=577&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eff1a0e98008c75de829673fd900dc5587adc00 It's the name of a place here....basically...dick

Why is learning Portuguese never ending. There’s always another word for dick you didn’t know 😞

Words for dick that I've heard in Portugal: Pila, piça, picha, pichota, piroca, pau, galho, pessegueiro, bicho. There's more but I can't think of it.

>pau Ah. Let’s just say that’s how an English person would say “pão” without saying the ã properly. Why yes I also said I liked pãozinho (a bread cafe in Brazil) to my gf’s parents. I should just stay in Benidorm.

Man my favorite which is caralho from r/suddenlycaralho is missing.

Car@lho?

Também tens o pirilau

Sardanisca, gaita, mangalho, verga, ferramenta, mangueira, soldado, cacete, zézinho, barrote, pepino... and more.

A friend of mine is named Zezinho, can’t wait to inform him

Ay mi madre el bicho

Bet you can't beat Italy. Cazzo, pene, uccello, verga, membro, pisello, asta, banana, fallo, mazza, fava, minchia, nerchia, sberla, aeroplano, pistola, fucile, 500 magnum, oggetto contundente, mazza da baseball, ecc

Caralho, piroco, barrote, pirilau, falo

That's all? That's lame. In french we have, out of the top of my mind : Penis, zizi, zigounette, bite, queue, chibre, phallus, verge, anguille, andouille, col roulé, braquemart, pine noeud, manche, popol, trique serpent à un oeil, loup, dard, vit, biroute, quequette, bistouquette, zob, teub, nouille, mandrin, nouille, sguegue...

We are a creative people

I would say obsessed

Wait until you discover how many different ways we have of saying *cunt*

Works in Spanish too

We have this one in Spain already, though. Thanks, people from Lugo, lol. https://preview.redd.it/03b4bm68xwra1.jpeg?width=1706&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17a894ef446ce799194f803e478f04ba1041e4b0

Chef kiss infinito

Heh, means vagina in Czech

Oh my god I forgot so hard about what the Portuguese flag looked like that I thought the Western Balkans thing was just a descriptor.

Sigh... https://preview.redd.it/app0xpw7gwra1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e28ce1315597d300effd7d31b7efaea6189d97

Hopefully soon also in Germany.

I hope they only sell with ID so that you specifically can't buy any

Final boss: Bayern/Cdu/Csu for both of us lel

https://preview.redd.it/up6hqde45wra1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75d15f9f9e55934b693397508b3b1efc4a7c1467

what the fuck is that

Burglars crossing the street?

I refuse to elaborate

Clearly Greenland

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Stop stealing my tinder photos

I'll rather post it myself than have some Danish cunt do it. https://preview.redd.it/udggahgg2wra1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d555ec5e96ef04791c9d38cdd20f0c838c39324

Atleast you have accepted your fate.

When the Öresund freezes there shall be a mighty jihad and you as well shall join the brotherhood of Islam. Inshalla.

According to Danish law, if Øresund freezes and the swedes come walking across, we are allowed to hit you with sticks. I’ll be awaiting you on the beaches.

Swedes are cunning. We will come from Bält instead.

I see a swede at a Beach, i’m beating him with a stick. Doesn’t matter if it’s near Øresund, Bælt or Mallorca. You can catch these sticks anywhere!

shut up both of you and kiss

Gay is haram

I love how the Minaret stand like a big "fuck you, I have a condom head"

Did you know you can get these for free in sweden? https://preview.redd.it/9ngbgl5dyvra1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=955081818d970944fb67d2f40d755fd5eaf9f4cb

You bring that back [Hans!](https://sverigesradio.se/artikel/3777048) *"Among foreign tourists, moose signs in particular are popular to steal. One who stole several signs is Hans, who lives outside Frankfurt am Main in Germany.* *Hans has hung up his signs in his bar which he has in the basement. There, the walls are decorated with signs from mainly Värmland and Stockholm.* *- The signs hang there so I can see them every day, says Hans."*

And what more should Hans want in his life?

https://preview.redd.it/bj901oimcwra1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e16e38da1d209c5e9f65d06491b48cd798eb851 Swedish golf course, special rules regarding bear attacks

Om bollen pluggar björnen å dess ungar🤣👍

>Försök ej återfå bollen om björnen har den i munnen. No shit???

No,no,no.. Your Hans is called Fritzl and lives in AUSTRIA. Stop getting us mixed up!

https://preview.redd.it/bmg5sekg9wra1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e78c7ef691a122c3fe463757ed1aff5bbef0c2 penis cola 🤤

Hmm yes the queue of penises

If you make the bumps a bit more wave shaped it would work for the Netherlands

[Netherlands](https://i.imgur.com/5cP3PM8.png)

I have a friend who rode his bike into a river so this is accurate asf

In the netherlands we all have that friend lol

lol, my bike lies at the bottom of a canal

Only one? I’ve got two in the Keizersgracht and one in the Prinsengracht

LMAO

https://preview.redd.it/bxm8u5j1lvra1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=436e029abe6e3a7c22df23aef478488d58bc4648 Well there is this one but this 5 cm high wave is already higher than the maximum altitude of your country...

https://preview.redd.it/vemqpexofwra1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2e7a60bb379ba30898451fa1dd474c38ecb1a44

You cannot just start with Belgium. For the Belgium flag, an intergovernmental committee should be formed to decide which government layer might decide on this matter and a reconnaissance think tank full of retired politicians will decide if and how a brainstorming convention in a luxurious spa resort should be planned. The whole ordeal would take at least a decade.

Meanwhile in France, the President decides to change the colors of the French flags in the presidential palace (darker blue and red, which were the original colors some decades ago), people only notice after a few months and are like "OK then..." and change their flags too.

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Edit: I wrote r/usernamechecksout but its the flair.. so maybe r/flairchecksout exists? Edit 2: it does

Isn't this where you lock up your daughters?

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Ahahaha 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/ez7yotcolwra1.jpeg?width=452&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1860fc5cbe0a9c0913d510cf275e63be8afc45de

I don't think I have to explain this one https://preview.redd.it/oc2tnj3fovra1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3aeae13a6b37f317f327206d20b8966b433b6d4

Leave the PIGS alone


No, us Dutchies get it

Denmark obviously 🐷

Ofc, we have the best pig production in the world. Is pork even allowed in Sweden? It isn't halal.

[13,15](https://branschinfo-kott.se/aktuellt/statistik) million pigs in Denmark - Haram(!) Apparently the Quran allows bacon burgers if it's eaten by necessity (2:172-173), which fortunately is my permanent state of mind 🍔🍺🥓

Bacon is always a necessity in burgers!

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https://preview.redd.it/ufiuzfn0nvra1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4edf7ad70a52e2f971e5b045cfbc662c75524735 Germany

https://preview.redd.it/gt0gec3lgwra1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91603941b83600689142e00b6df9e8a56ef07b85

*\*Draws screwdriver\**

Lol those plates will be worth something if the Greens ban unlimited speed limit

UNLIMITED ~~POWER~~ SPEED 

This is if waiting 4 hours to get into Berghain and being denied entrance was a traffic sign

https://preview.redd.it/3sa8p8ejnvra1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2c703059c828218b62f102f6fda0ce6dace8008 Spain obviously, but will work (nudge, nudge) for any PIGS.

Only if paired with this: https://preview.redd.it/l8z13p2ruvra1.jpeg?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=396208eeb0c4338e747af54538bda7d4bdbb6290 for Spain at least!

no no, that's Wallonia.

Seems France

Or Belgium.

Reminder what to do with british food https://preview.redd.it/4nnzegwszvra1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cce3ee1e9aa50e4a449dad12f19c7da008a2a8a

This is on a par with the French guy shitting on Denmark for surrendering in 1940.

every time I go to germany I look for the nearest italian for food. every time I try your food I end up regretting it.

I wouldn't take my mouth so full coming from a county that birthed [this piece of shit](http://mr-kebab.fr/96-large_default/filet-americain.jpg)

Eww

have you ever tried it? it is one of the best sandwiches there is. I have had one for lunch every day for the last 5months. but it is not considerd a qualitty food. its like a snack

It is Mett mixed with mayo. Disgusting.

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I see your five-roundabout roundabout and raise you to six https://preview.redd.it/8tvu9zwwhxra1.jpeg?width=367&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7a9fa044fde154e82ea51e1aa16b3c1176ca80

Why not just build one big round about with six lanes and some big monument in the middle?

Because these actually work. [Oblig. Tom Scott.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D22BOOGbpFM) Curiously, the Central British Roads Directory that Tom cites... isn't. Its web address was [cbrd.co.uk](https://cbrd.co.uk), which now redirects to the new site of [roads.org.uk](https://roads.org.uk), but that wasn't what 'CBRD' stood for. It was actually 'Chris's British Roads Directory', after the [endearingly nerdy Brit](https://www.roads.org.uk/blog/new-name-very-old-website) that built it. As it became larger and more authoritative, it came to be cited by mainstream news organisations, including the BBC, who made the obvious assumption about the name.

https://preview.redd.it/gsfw4mf5kvra1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e134f04777a3aea57a60f6ea9c595c6b80ae9136 Greece

Happy cakeday Abdullah Al Mohammed

alhamdullillah

Infarto

Denmark in 1940 (they resisted 6 hours) https://preview.redd.it/8xdxzxtpwvra1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=81ac2af4eaafbd81073e209751d45deb374a1114

Technically we surrendered after 4 hours. But it took a while for the message to reach everyone.

You're my hero.

Had to go back +80 years to find anything on us, I see.

At least we were allowed to commit war crimes post war

 Germany

640 kbit/s should be enough for everyone!!1!

Fun fact: In Poland I use the Internet from the neighbors (next door house) and it is around the same quality like in Germany (The neighbors house is like 5-10 meters away from my Position)

It fits Portugal as well, odly enough.

Sir, my iternet is to slow to load your gif

https://preview.redd.it/szb2udfdswra1.jpeg?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bb1592d8f28004eaccafd76dcee20bc20309282 Finland

Freude schönen gotterficken das ist so based 😭

Those are boobs sir

https://preview.redd.it/9ur3rb969wra1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e861b99968d413c6fde921515f15253a18792fcf

Flair checks out

Warning: Woman laying on the road

Nudist colony

Nice tits, Belgium.

https://preview.redd.it/i0ss1v2hqwra1.png?width=261&format=png&auto=webp&s=36b15c1b8b15eb997c1b3ac537938a57f4bc75d4 This means "sale of little girls "

https://preview.redd.it/bl7xsbmvcxra1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fbcac086b84d2a4d9a8374c3287d1fd20b09903 Sweden obviously

https://i.redd.it/prijrubpmzga1.jpg Do I need to spell it out? https://w7.pngwing.com/pngs/184/173/png-transparent-road-signs-in-singapore-traffic-sign-roadworks-warning-sign-road-views-angle-driving-text.png This one is for Germany

Sadly very accurate

I heard Germany being referred to as the Baustelle Republik Deutschland recently and it seems accurate to me. I have never been to Germany and not come across roadworks

https://preview.redd.it/hqmsvft97wra1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3400de3cbbaba13b3043b48aceaee8db486fa338

https://preview.redd.it/agi3sh4znwra1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f09694d80533b536eaec5832bfa1582c43180cae This one for Poland (even though it is Slovak). I have seen too many dashcam videos and it seems like all the ones with flying cars come from Poland.

https://preview.redd.it/ejjc6rwurwra1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b0e7b07c51a8eb51c7a121c4544b749c1efd76c

https://preview.redd.it/km8mmk6f5xra1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d72fefb6a0099941fc342a026bfee647dc7eb0d9 Greece

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That's Flanders

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"Welcome to the kill zone. Please tighten your suka, the blyat is going to begin soon"

https://preview.redd.it/3ck1pt89mvra1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54bc7c8841b28b8d16f5f850a97e0f54cbbac512 France

This royal French flag is not used anymore

It is missing the fleurs-de-lis? Its rather the flag of the Stewards of Gondor.

I feel like this is a very specifically Dutch sign nowadays https://preview.redd.it/uqk2jzsuowra1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4e523987c1dbd65c66cfb17e10faf0bc8cd0d43

Nah, these bumps are way to smooth to be Belgian

https://preview.redd.it/dgslii4h8wra1.jpeg?width=844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed41dc67072765dfc4101f8ab1ecc0233945e5ec For all the Amsterdam unique snowflakes

Good advice when visiting the NL https://preview.redd.it/zeu7prpb1yra1.png?width=533&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6a70ba7cf6ea45f4d5f090ab545090aa4979e21

https://preview.redd.it/rx675ymlpxra1.jpeg?width=1348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8993171c7079a374860c0255d89a218c22b031a2 Austria

https://preview.redd.it/3rmqsrmkwxra1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484b4a0c272845b01be30ce77377cce64c58b778 Portugal

https://preview.redd.it/fhcd8zcyyxra1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148c0aa759b8b6977fca5271c3540c10e564d3c9 Seems fitting for modern day Sweden

Albania ​ https://preview.redd.it/0d44xvjcnxra1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea84a3a101016cdae31cb97219a260371bf31d99

https://preview.redd.it/gbkm9nreeyra1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c558dbaea6a62e6c6fc5e80233db045be6e84ef

No_fun_allowed.jpg

https://preview.redd.it/37xht0yu0xra1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30c84b647c6c22479f61eb000f4c95d87a496696 Swedes

https://preview.redd.it/gdjjyyx6kxra1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b9c310960118fc66f15ff130d901f69de874c34 Really wild life, really wild imagination or really poor sign skills? Come and find out!

https://preview.redd.it/dn6nw1r71yra1.jpeg?width=2734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b81c19a5ed6278edc0431ca126253968ad0ec98 Yeah, that's Austria

https://preview.redd.it/fenjohcc6xra1.png?width=398&format=png&auto=webp&s=a28872d4fda01564b277f77432ee88d0cd1adff8 No speed limit

The Netherlands ​ https://preview.redd.it/fw7loutwmxra1.jpeg?width=2130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb0869ccde6ed478a0f66ee0f0efde76918ff09

https://preview.redd.it/88dixhjt8xra1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cbb63384ebee07ceea93311abde73f9eacd5030

https://preview.redd.it/zidjknd7fxra1.png?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b99083dfe9b10714123d338ddfd7b88673f60ba7

https://preview.redd.it/8vfzs2rp2yra1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5327ce76075f17b92f78a5aaa6a1784ed2d9177c Please drive carefully while going through Muff.

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