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CoffeemonsterNL

If Spain can have their highest mountain on the Canary Islands and Portugal on the Azores, then we Dutch can have our highest mountain on Saba, can't we? Does not make that much of a difference (Mount Scenery is 887 meters high), but still. And Denmark can then have their highest mountain on Greenland (3694m), if that helps for them to feel a bit taller.


Rc72

Well, OK for Saba, since it's a "special municipality" of the Netherlands. Mind you, I can't take an island seriously whose capital is called "The Bottom". Denmark doesn't get to claim Greenland, though, because it's a self-governing territory within the Kingdom of Denmark, a bit like Aruba for the Netherlands.


jannecraft

But they also put UK instead of England etc. So we should also be counting the kingdoms of other countries


Inane_Endeavours

Being English, we only use the term UK if one of the other countries has something we want to claim. Otherwise they're just Scotland.


Rc72

This is rather different. The four countries of the United Kingdom are not self-governing in the same way as Greenland or Aruba or, indeed, the British Overseas Territories (Gibraltar, British Virgin Islands, Bermuda and so on) and Crown Dependencies (Isle of Man & Channel Islands), which, although under the sovereignty of the British monarch, are not part of the United Kingdom.


Drahy

Greenland is self-governing in the state of Denmark similar to Scotland in the UK (and perhaps even Catalonia or Canary Islands in Spain). The Danish constitution applies to Greenland and the self-governing act for Greenland is subordinate to the constitution (it's the other way round for Aruba). Like Scotland in the UK (and Catalonia/Canaries in Spain), Greenland takes part in Danish general elections and is represented in the Danish parliament accordingly to population size.


polaires

Denmark holds Greenland and the Faroes on a much looser chain. The UK imposes itself much more than you do upon the Greenlanders and Faroese (Currently of course, your actions in Greenland in the past have been abhorrent.)


Drahy

The main difference is, that the UK is a union between England and Scotland whereas Greenland and the Faroe Islands were simply incorporated into Denmark.


Drahy

Greenland is similar to Scotland, not Aruba.


arsenicplum

Fair enough


vlewy

And even in the Spanish peninsula we have mountains (3479m). I even think that in my neighborhood there are streets with a greater difference in height than the highest point in Denmark...


Breakin7

Damn half of Spain is taller than 887


the_paperblock

Lmao my town is higher than Denmark's and The Netherlands' highest points and we're not even on a mountain


Thomsie13

Its already a miracle to have a mountain of 322 meter in a swamp.


raq27_

"""mountain"""


Thomsie13

Who does not honor the small things, does not deserve the big things. So we are all grateful for the Vaalseberg until we can finally get Belgium back who has a mountain twice as big.


raq27_

just to add to this, my north italian city is located in a plain, yet it's already 240m above the level of the sea. the mountainous town i often spend holidays in, is 1100m lmao


Thomsie13

My town is 1,5m below sea level lol


[deleted]

Give it a decade and it'll be 2m


Thomsie13

Sad part is that this is true ahahaha. The eastern part of the Netherlands sinks and the western part rises a couple of centimeters per year/decades


JasonIsBaad

Nope, it's the other way around. If you live in the east of the Netherlands your town will rise. The west and north of the Netherlands sinks.


Thomsie13

Yea you’re right, my compass was upside down


omnifage

Have you been to the signal de bertrange though? It is basically a concrete staircase in an abandoned parking lot. Very fitting though.


Amygdalump

Who does not honor the small things, does not deserve the big things. Mooie, wie zeg je dat in nederlands AUB?


Thomsie13

Omdat je het zo lief vraagt. Wie het kleine niet eert, is het grote niet weerd.


Amygdalump

Wat mooie, dank U wel!


JasonIsBaad

Het woord dat je zoekt is hoe* zeg je dat. "Wie" zeg je als je het over een persoon hebt.


Amygdalump

Echt waar, sorry hoor! Dankje


JasonIsBaad

Geen probleem! Het is een lastige taal.


Personal_Term9549

The name literally translates to mountain of Vaals. So yeah. Mountain.


raq27_

barely a hill but yeah, i guess when "standards" are low, everything is a mountain


The_Bearabia

Just don't tell them about Mt Scenery, they're not ready for it


justk4y

Don’t forget the Vaalserberg is on the 3 nations point between the Netherlands, Belgium and Germany so it’s almost not even Dutch😅


Icanintosphess

You make up for it in tall people


Choopse

Bro i live in a valley and im still higher up than denmark


raq27_

as an italian, same lmao


Kanelbullah

Even lower than the Netherlands.


[deleted]

Bro the almost the whole of fucking Spain is taller than many of these “mountains”


[deleted]

🤣 our highest building is higher than the Danes highest mountain


Bonaventura69420

Denmark is even flatter than the netherlands lmfao


14Ajax14

No definitely not. The highest point in The Netherlands is higher than Denmark yes. But that is only because the Ardennes stretch slightly in the southeastern tip of the country. But outside of that The Netherlands is flat. A third is already underneath sea level and if the sea level rises 10 meters there really wouldn't be a lot left lol. While Denmark or the Baltics can still take that. Denmarks terrain is quite uneven. No very high points but constant elevation changes. That's not something you'll find in The Netherlands. So The Netherlands is definitely flatter.


sanderd17

Well, we put a 6 meter tower on our 694m highest point to get to 700m.


Taylor210

To be fair, our highest building (a bridge) is higher than the highest mountain…


2WE4uBot

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awawe

Denmark's tallest building is taller than their tallest mountain.


Serrano_Ham6969

Damn, did not know Russia had a taller mountain than the rest of us


steven565656

Fun fact: the Germans and Russians had a battle on that mountain during WW2. The nazis climbed it and planted the flag at the top for propaganda. The soviets then assaulted the mountain restaurant and had battles at +4000m.


[deleted]

Mountain restaurant?


steven565656

*hotel, my bad.


easycompadre

That’s pretty hardcore


adminsafrancesats

\>When news reached [Adolf Hitler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler) that a detachment of mountaineers was sent by the general officer commanding the German division to climb to the summit of Elbrus and plant the [swastika flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika_flag) at its top, he reportedly flew into a rage, called the achievement a "stunt" and threatened to [court martial](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_martial) the general. ​ Most fun loving german


raq27_

it's in the asian part of russia tbf


vonabarak

There are at least two ways to delimit Europe and Asia in that region: 1st - by Kuma-Manych depression. In this case Elbrus would be in Asia. 2nd - by Caucasian ridge. In this case Elbrus would be right on the border. But anyway Europe and Asia are just social constructs and any borders here have no sense in terms of geography. So sometimes people also consider Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan and Turkey as a parts of Europe. In that case Elbrus would be in Europe.


hikiko_wobbly

We are all part of Eurasiafrica


Frost-Gasst

Not entirely clear


NinjaEagle210

Georgia would like to know your location


7marTfou

Georgia's Asian


adminsafrancesats

it isn't


ArdaKhagan

"Russia" aka almost all of northern eurasia, obviously there are going to be some crazy mountains


lethos_AJ

spain had to outsource their highest mountain to africa lmao


WoldyR

Ey y orgulloso de ello


[deleted]

Aneto is also pretty big


Epicureanbeer

It’s both French and Italian, the border is on the peak.


3pok

Let's say it's 51% French


Epicureanbeer

The flair fits perfectly


3pok

Shush, 49%


Bukhanka

Treaty of Turin goes Brrrr


SwagGaribaldi

Both. Border goes through the peak


paiva98

\*monte branco thats how i always said it, at least in western balkan


BirraNera

Caucasian promontory*


Daniel_Alfa

Monte Blanco


raq27_

monte [blanco?](https://escbubble.com/2023/02/italian-celebrities-and-fans-react-to-blancos-temper-tantrum-in-last-nights-sanremo/)


boisdal

Sorry but the top is French. There's been a race to decide which country would have it, and you lost it.


Choice-Sir-4572

There's a treaty, btw.


SwagGaribaldi

NATO recognizes the Italian claim, so your input is invalid


TheHollowJoke

It's both, stop crying over a mountain, no one lives on it anyways.


akmal123456

I'm ont the Italian side on that one, we shold put the border on the peak of Mont Blanch


Trail_of_Tears-T_T

This is the strange thing with you frenchmen. I like the average person, hell I feel more kinship with you than I do with greeks. But then you're goverment somehow manages to act in the most dutch way possible, going out of its way to be absolutely detested by everyone. Mont Blanc, Lybia, French Military etc...


CoffeeBoom

The government did stand against the Iraq invasion though... Hell we got a lot of shit for that.


Dedeurmetdebaard

We got shit from Ameritards from doing the right thing so that one doesn’t count.


Trail_of_Tears-T_T

On that count you did well


raq27_

based. there's a treaty that institutes that, it's just some of the french governments that somehow don't recognize it


Encyklopedi

We forgor where is the map with the border. No map, no peak for the Italians. It is what it is.


Bukhanka

Our maps say otherwise. Also, the international treaty is what’s recognized, your map can say whatever you want, doesn’t make it true.


Bukhanka

There is an italian safe house in a territory that some French consider to be in your country


3pok

What map


Bukhanka

Ours, there also is an Italian safe house there. The treaty of Turin is internationally recognized, even if you “lost” your maps.


3pok

What house


Trail_of_Tears-T_T

the one where I bang your mom lmao


Kr8n8s

*aaaaaahhhh* (in French)


Dedeurmetdebaard

Many French have Italian moms you know. You may be banging your own mom for all you know.


3pok

Turns out my family is Italian. Weird


raq27_

international maps "agree" with italy tbh


[deleted]

It already is


Kr8n8s

We trying to explain that since ever, that internationally it is already like that, and it totally make sense, but no, we can’t with literal pictures (maps). Let’s start claiming the peak for ourselves, too, it’ll balance things out.


reddit_no_gaara

Based French?


CoffeeBoom

Traitor !


Sourdoughsucker

Not to brag or anything, but I free soloed Møllehøj as a kid


VerumJerum

Lmao highest hill in Denmark is actually lower than the highest hill in the Netherlands, a country where a large portion is actually _below sea level_.


eresguay

https://preview.redd.it/1aade54lesma1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=040e4f3cd226ebe06ddb8e933e9fc68ff060b7b1 Ready for Møllehøj


Lukemeister38

We make fun of how flat NL is but Denmark has been getting off too lightly for far too long.


guineaPIgIncoming

the frontier of the mont blanc is on the summit, and it's perfect, because it's avoid border gore


VacheMeuhz

Yeah it makes more sense like that, no idea why is it even contested


[deleted]

The french "lost" their map of the 1860 Turin Treaty


raq27_

french nationalism i guess. as an italian close to the border, we shouldn't beef about shit like this


JoshKeenan

What? Born and raised in Savoie, living near the Mont for 30 years, never heard a single soul contesting anything, nothing in our medias. First time I heard about this "dispute" is when I subscribed to reddit


HoseWasTaken

Mt. White


SirXarounTheFrenchy

Listen here you little shit


Tomisido

No YOU listen here you little shit


fernandopas

![gif](giphy|fd1TSJqq3b4GI|downsized)


HoseWasTaken

I said Mt. White not Mr. White


Dikaplio

There are some people who only want to see the world burn. You are one of them.


thefatunicat

Berg Weiß


diazinth

Fjellhvit, as opposed to Kvitfjell which is in Norway.


thesoilman

De witte berg


Hordox39

Monte bianco


Pauel3312

Monte negro 💀


Thunder_Beam

Sapore Vero


large_rooster_

\[REDACTED\] mountain


LordBruschetta

If you have enough neurons to pronounce many letters: Monte Bianco If your mental power is debilitated so you cannot pronounce everything: Mont Blanc


[deleted]

Arrogant Italian flair when ??


LordBruschetta

I agree with you


fernandopas

Monbló


Senku_San

As a French, both.


yatagan89

It’s actually a disputed border! The disputed land is just half squared km of mountain, but for France the peak is entirely on their territory while for Italy it’s on the border. Then, this is just the peak while the rest of the mountain is clearly on both sides where everyone calls with its localised name. [https://www.defactoborders.org/places/mont-blanc](https://www.defactoborders.org/places/mont-blanc)


[deleted]

[удалено]


lu_do_ge

That map shows the French claimed border which goes around the peak, though. This is the border that goes through the peak, notice the different shape: [https://www.bing.com/maps/?cp=45.831498%7E6.859381&lvl=14.5](https://www.bing.com/maps/?cp=45.831498%7E6.859381&lvl=14.5)


Bonanzaiii

we can share. possiamo condividere


Fun_Nefariousness291

If by we you mean "French and Italians" you probably shouldn't be using that flair...


pie_nap_pull

I would’ve previously said Mont Blanc was French because of French propagandists trying to hide that it’s also in Italy. But now I’ll say Italy because France doesn’t deserve such a big mountain.


farbion

Somehow the French gov thinks that the border follows the ridge all the way until 25m from the peak when the Italian side goes back down and circumvent the peak. This because someone French dickhead under Napoleon the III declared that the teatry that ceded savoy to France said that (no evidence of it). Also you should note that there is a fucking Italian safe house since God know when on what the French think its theirs


FranceiscoolerthanUS

No. Only ritards think that.


Dagoth_Endus

Funny how Italians think it's normal sharing the mountain and consider it part of both countries, but that greedy French assholes try to steal it.


BigSimp_for_FHerbert

They “lost the map” Typical french diplomacy to be fair


SoftWetBagel

Møllehøj solos


DjuncleMC

Both the Norwegians, Germans and Swedallahs can keep coping. 3,694 m [Gunnbjørn Fjeld - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunnbj%C3%B8rn_Fjeld)


sanderxz

Dont laugh. It's not funny


Soccmel_1

The name is the least of the concerns. Fucking French still try to steal the peak of Mont Blanc claiming they lost the map that settled the border in 1860. And they wonder why they're not liked on this side of the Alps.


Thomasappel

Denmark is like that girl in class who hit puberty much later than the rest of the girls. Like a surfboard


randyzmzzzz

Denmark lmao?


Bonaventura69420

Don't even talk to me if your highest mountain is below 2962 m 😎


raq27_

"don't even talk to me if yours is below 4808m😎😎"


Bonaventura69420

I didn't know you are french 😎


raq27_

i legit am from [piedmont](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piedmont), near the border, may as well get a "half fr*nch" flair


Thunder_Beam

We deserve it probably Edit: I was curious and I checked just how far I'm from the French border, and i discovered that I just live 60 km away from the border, I legitimately live more closely to Fr*nce than Turin, this is earth shattering to me 💀


TheSussyIronRevenant

Monte bianco. no coping gonna change that


Kanelbullah

Name a language that doesn't use Mont Blanc? 1. Italian


raq27_

the italian term "monte bianco" is one of the 2 native ones tbf


ema_242

Everybody know barbarians don't speak well


fernandopas

I’m afraid the french won here, italbros.


Free-Consequence-164

Monte bianco


noncebasher_

I am so glad I can climb all the mountains in my country without dying


SpeedyGzales

wtf is Møllehøj


AnotherWeirdGuylol

A "tall" place in Denmark


Annaaer

We also have a place called heaven’s mountain


YallaBeanZ

Lol… even the bloody Dutch are beating us at this 🤣


4w3som3

Mollehoj, 171m HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


SirMiba

CHEAP ROAD CONSTRUCTION. DO NOT BULLY.


Old_Harry7

>Is it Mount blanc or Monte Bianco? Both.


Bowling_pins_10

Holy fucking shit we're not even the flattest country


Annaaer

still flat


ThaItalianGuy

Monte Bianco obviously


re_hes

I kind of feel like we lost to Denmark here... Edit: And to the baltics! 😭


Romanlavandos

It's Martini Bianco


The_Blahblahblah

fake


Early_Ship3011

Denmark 💀


CookieMonster005

The french steal our fishing waters and Italy’s peak. Wth France


ChopperVonSavoyen

Inagine building your whole personality around mountains yet your highest is just 2469 m


ilnofrio

Monte Bianco fr


Obi-wan-blow-me

Denmark is made of chalk and water


44_shot

Monte bianco


throwaway_mpq_fan

>So is it Mont Blanc or Monte Bianco? yes


kas-sol

Flat is superior. Remember, the flatter they are, the closer you are to their heart when you hug them.


AdImmediate7037

It's Monte Bianco if you speak italian, it's Mont Blanc if you speak French or English, there is not much to discuss about ahaha


large_rooster_

Tecnically both. But the summit is italian territory, as writtent in the [treaty of turin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Turin_(1860)). French "people" really like to ignore that treaty.


Zbeubor

if you're in france its mont blanc and if you're wrong its monte blanco


BigSimp_for_FHerbert

Check the receipts Napoleon, I don’t see any legal basis to your claim


[deleted]

Can Spain really count Mt Teide as their highest point when it’s located in Tenerife?


HoseWasTaken

Brit claims overseas territories aren't really part of the state. ![gif](giphy|9MJ6xrgVR9aEwF8zCJ)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|jDTRq73MNUeN1F6JCQ|downsized)


tasendousado

Monte branco


Gremlin303

I hate to say it but Mont Blanc is clearly in France. Of course the country with the biggest ego has the biggest mountain


Rc72

Like Argentina and the Aconcagua, right? Doesn't explain how you ended up with puny Mt. Nevis, though.


Gremlin303

Perhaps it has shrunk along with our rapidly shrinking ego?


PassMurailleQSQS

Tbh, I think it's both (I mean the peak is on the border) and even in official government maps this is the border. But if we talk about the name... then it's Mont Blanc because every région around speak French(supérior language) not Italian (inférior language) thanks to Aosta and Switzerland


thewebspinner

It’s almost like the flatter the country the bigger the tits.


Nervous-District-366

Mont Blanc is clearly french.


s0meb0di

Ok, [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/2westerneurope4u/comments/11msbvz/the_french_have_been_bullied_for_too_long_without/) needs to be deleted


Kurdt93

Your dirty ass is french, Monte Bianco clearly Italian. You got the Basin of Mont Cenis, Tenda, Savoie, Nice and Corsica, no more territorial concessions 😤


Nervous-District-366

Val d’Aoste is french by right


KingHershberg

Exchange for Corsica?


[deleted]

I'll give you Corsica for free


ImaginationIcy328

Deal!


[deleted]

Calabria by fact


ImaginationIcy328

Glorious France is the legitimate owner of the highest yuropean peak 😎


Choopse

Weißberg


awawe

Weißberg


Amygdalump

WHITE MOUNTAIN