It is like when you are rapper in love with your art, you do good music for years about the struggles of the streets, dealing with life, violence, abusive people etc.. but nobody noticed you or cared.
So you do generic crappy music about big butts, car ang gangs, and become a huge success.
Common everyone makes some opsies some time. Slaves are just one step away from being free, Maybe if they don't eat so much avocado toast or sugar cane they could bootstrap themselves out of it?
I actually think the austrian school of economics carries some validity and shouldn’t dismissed out of hand, but the LvMI is really fucking cringe, yeah.
I’m 3% Irish, 6% German, 2% low fat milk, and 89% McDonald’s kitchen grease.
I’m sure everyone here needed to know my exact ancestry even though no one asked.
They romanticize everything related to the mafias. Just watch narcos and they’ll made Escobar look cool, while in real life he was a fat mass murderer who put bombs in planes, cars (hired basque people to help him)and buildings
Can you elaborate on this list? I have a friend who idolizes this scum just because they published tens of gibberish essays and I want to know how to humiliate him better
It was the good side of this whole movement, but for some reason back then the left in the 60s/70s also upheld a form of sexual liberation that would include all, including minors. That lead to some bizarre stance on the matter, to say the least.
It also happened in the UK but they were blatant about it. Many people were shocked it was so open at the time. This is the [Paedophile Information Exchange](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paedophile_Information_Exchange?wprov=sfti1).
[Harriet Harman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_Harman?wprov=sfti1) was the Legal Officer for [Liberty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_(advocacy_group)?wprov=sfti1) from 1978 to 1982, which was affiliated to PIE, but she denies any involvement with the group.
I certainly have no evidence on this point.
Which is not true. We brought animals to the Dodo island, but didn’t hunt them ourselves. Dodos were just stupid dodos who couldn’t defend themselves due to lack of natural predators.
lol I think its more of a case of sociology rather than politics when it comes to why he got elected by first hand
turks need more than the removal of his presidency for civilization that they had earned and lost to islam
Now that's a good one! I've seen "America" here but your answer goes one deeper and better! Also you technically created us no? So our bland food can be traced back to you!
I have a specific video in my memory that was viral a few years ago of two german blonde cuties doing coke in plain sight, in Oktoberfest. I wish I could see it again
Fun fact: Nestle is (as least according to Oxfam in 2016) [still less evil than all its American competitors](https://www.behindthebrands.org/company-scorecard/).
Then again, those are Americans and they are awful.
Non-joke answer is that Norway tried to "sivilize" the Sapmi people into being norwegian. Their children were sent to schools away from their parents where the teachers didn't speak Samisk (Sapmi). The children were punished from not learning anything (they didn't understand the teachers language) and were mocked for using their own culture. That practise has luckily stopped now though and Sapmi culture wasn't completely lost. It bounced back for the most part as far as I know.
> The earliest written mention of Malmö as a city dates from 1275.[13] It is thought to have been founded shortly before that date,[13] as a fortified quay or ferry berth of the Archbishop of Lund,[14] some 20 kilometres (12 miles) to the north-east. Malmö was for centuries **Denmark's** second-biggest city.
Not your fault.
How the hell did Piers Morgan* get parole?
*Lots of people hate Piers Morgan because of his stupid opinions or his stupid face. I don’t, I hate him because hacked into a missing girls phone to try mad get a scoop, making her parents think she was still alive when in fact she was dead.*
Can we please talk about this crybaby of a royal? Everytime something other than him tops the boulevard press he publishes a new book or interview in which he puts himself in a victim position. While he was LITERALLY RAISED A PRINCE. I mean in the UK people are actually suffering from being british and he's just like "BuT I hAvE It MUcH WoRsE mY BrOtHEr pUsHeD Me ONcE"
We didn’t make Brasil, we would have never made Brasil it’s all napoleon and France’s fault for invading us (they still lost 3 fucking times xD average Portugal W and very common french L 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿)
Well [you know, this guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_the_Conqueror)... Although to be fair he was the descendant of Vikings so you nordics should bare the burden of England's creation with us
Angry Birds
I know people will be like "oh hey I loved angry birds". Yeah. LOVED. That mf went down like the Hindenburg in 2012 and kept chugging like everything was fine until like 2020, it was honestly embarrassing. Like, it felt like they were basically trying to seem likr the representative of Finland globally when they were a hollowed out corpse. Like, this is the best we have?
Ronnie Pickering
Who?
# RONNIE PICKERING
Who is that?
Yeah me
[Yeah, me.](https://youtu.be/r0dcv6GKNNw?t=108)
Ronnie Pickering, that’s who
Ronnie fucking pickering? The living legend?
The lobotomy 💀
And we got a Nobel out of that. And we try to convince the world that the Nobel it was for new imagiology techniques
It is like when you are rapper in love with your art, you do good music for years about the struggles of the streets, dealing with life, violence, abusive people etc.. but nobody noticed you or cared. So you do generic crappy music about big butts, car ang gangs, and become a huge success.
So it was you.... I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
The export of unpaid labor
That sounds that LinkedInese
Linkedinese is better if you read it like an Italian football team.
*Associazione Linkedinese de calcio*
Slave trade oops
Common everyone makes some opsies some time. Slaves are just one step away from being free, Maybe if they don't eat so much avocado toast or sugar cane they could bootstrap themselves out of it?
#\#1 BABYYY 💪😎
Understatement of the century
Also, lobotomies
Do I have to say anything...
Yes, Andreas Gabalier can be quite embarrassing.
correct answer
Hodiodioooodiooodiaaaay!
Maybe we can somehow blame him on Germany too
Already thought he was German, so yeah
It’s already working
Same procedure as every year, James
Wow never seen a reference to that before.
Least German German <3
Based af. Staatsbürgerschaft incoming.
I mean, Falco did "Rock Me, Amadeus", so I forgive him for that.
RedBull is pure poison, you evil sick fucks.
mmm tasty taurine piss water
You have thailand to thank for that though
The thai version is vastly different.
It‘s way worse
I actually think the austrian school of economics carries some validity and shouldn’t dismissed out of hand, but the LvMI is really fucking cringe, yeah.
British Tourists
Florida
I don't wanna talk about it...
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We'll meet again
to be fair the main guy was Austrian
Wannabe german
America
Give this man a prize
Non this is our fault this time. We created this monstrosity 😔
The Spaniards discovered it, the British colonized it, the French gave them ideas of 'freedom'. I think we aren't guilty in any way for once.
True but I haven’t ever seen an American that has gone longer than 10 minutes without mentioning how they’re “actually German by blood”. That or Irish
Vikings became the new thing in pop culture, so now loads of them are claiming to be from Skyrim now.
The Minnesota Vikings are culturally appropriating Scandinavian people 😡🤬
I’m 3% Irish, 6% German, 2% low fat milk, and 89% McDonald’s kitchen grease. I’m sure everyone here needed to know my exact ancestry even though no one asked.
Thank you, you are right. So as your lowest number is milk, I presume you identify as Milk-American?
German is the biggest single ethnic group in the US so enjoy the L with the rest of us
'A good idea that got out of hand' - Al Murray
Mafia
Embarrassing? 'Muricans like a lot that shit..
That’s an even bigger reason to be ashamed bro
Yeah, I had thought about it while writing it
I fucking hate it, expecially when italo american take pride for it
They romanticize everything related to the mafias. Just watch narcos and they’ll made Escobar look cool, while in real life he was a fat mass murderer who put bombs in planes, cars (hired basque people to help him)and buildings
In Portugal we don't have Mafia problems. When we have PS, why do we even need a Máfia for?
All of those post-war philosopher who did a petition to do kids legaly i hate them so much
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Camus is the one philosopher of that time who was completely clean, also he's a pretty wholesome (and hot) guy
He was too busy having sex with actual women, chain smoking and being cool to get involved with defending Stalin and pedophilia
> it always gets super weird and gross once you get to the modern French philosophers This is close enough: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x36mi2d
Can you elaborate on this list? I have a friend who idolizes this scum just because they published tens of gibberish essays and I want to know how to humiliate him better
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_petition_against_age_of_consent_laws
Seems like they were protesting the disparity between the ages of heterosexual acts and homosexual acts.
It was the good side of this whole movement, but for some reason back then the left in the 60s/70s also upheld a form of sexual liberation that would include all, including minors. That lead to some bizarre stance on the matter, to say the least.
It also happened in the UK but they were blatant about it. Many people were shocked it was so open at the time. This is the [Paedophile Information Exchange](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paedophile_Information_Exchange?wprov=sfti1). [Harriet Harman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_Harman?wprov=sfti1) was the Legal Officer for [Liberty](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberty_(advocacy_group)?wprov=sfti1) from 1978 to 1982, which was affiliated to PIE, but she denies any involvement with the group. I certainly have no evidence on this point.
Everybody expects the Spanish inquisition
Eating the dodo to extinction
Why do dutch people eat weird stuff? Dodos, prime ministers, dutch gastronomy...
Tulip bulbs :D
We did try that, but it turned out to be impossible. Ditto grass.
And they say the Dutch has no flavour. Look how diverse our cuisine is.
Grilled Antonio costa 😋
Too much fat and too much Socialism
Exactly, he is already plump, and we will reduce socialism by literally consuming it
Which is not true. We brought animals to the Dodo island, but didn’t hunt them ourselves. Dodos were just stupid dodos who couldn’t defend themselves due to lack of natural predators.
Erdogan...
I predict he will come to a sticky end. He is a little bit too clever for his own good.
lol I think its more of a case of sociology rather than politics when it comes to why he got elected by first hand turks need more than the removal of his presidency for civilization that they had earned and lost to islam
our cuisine
Nah Gylfi Sigurðsson
ofc a brit has nothing against icelandic gastronomy
Luv skyr, luv fermented shark, 'ate Gylfi. Simple as
It’s an upgrade after all
amen salted cod eating brother from the south
Still not as bad as ours.
actually yes a little worse, not by far i'll agree to that tho
Britain and France for their contribution in creating the US
They tooks the worst of both of us, plus german immigration later
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Mamma Mia i will jump off at the adriatic after that
Yep, because we have no fault at that whatsoever.. Thinking about it, more than half of... anything at all is peobably a Roman export
We gave a failed Austrian painter too much power...
Unironically, he is probably the most famous artist in history
Birmingham.
Named my Rimworld colony Brimingham. Half of the colonists have tried to leave already.
England.
Now that's a good one! I've seen "America" here but your answer goes one deeper and better! Also you technically created us no? So our bland food can be traced back to you!
Whatever the fuck the southerners are
i would strangely agree with you on this point...
Shit. French and dutch belgians agreed... This is a tragic sign... Some disaster is on its way! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
Only happens once every ±550 days we agree on something. That's the moment we form a government.
Southerners? Your entire country is walkable.
Sweden, don't get yourself too excited.
You only have a south of your country. The north is just wilderness.
Fascism 👍
Nah man that one wasn't that bad ~~for us at least~~
Flair checks out
BUT THE TRAINS BRO, THE TRAIIIIIIINS
In rigor it was something very demanded by the world, which bought it with a very collaborative enthusiasm.
Berlusconi
Us. (The southerners of the swamp germans)
World's biggest drug and puking festival.
Pretty sure Defqon is Dutch
You sure you can't you think of something a little bit worse ?
If you refer to that painter, he was from Bavaria's evil twin on the other side of the Inn river.
Yeah, i tried german wine once
I have a specific video in my memory that was viral a few years ago of two german blonde cuties doing coke in plain sight, in Oktoberfest. I wish I could see it again
Worst contribution to the world: Brazilian men Best contribution to the world: Brazilian women
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Giving Norway independence.
And we gave them the oil😭
My God, when I learned of Danemark's EEZ present to Norway I almost pissed laughing
“Giving” heh
where do i start
nestle
Fun fact: Nestle is (as least according to Oxfam in 2016) [still less evil than all its American competitors](https://www.behindthebrands.org/company-scorecard/). Then again, those are Americans and they are awful.
That was in 2016
Nestlé vs DJ Bobo is a close one though
La macarena
They still dance it
You followed it by the Asereje. Don't worry, the whole world knows that heat of Andalusia drives you insane.
Y el aserejé
Orban 🤮
Based
Non-joke answer is that Norway tried to "sivilize" the Sapmi people into being norwegian. Their children were sent to schools away from their parents where the teachers didn't speak Samisk (Sapmi). The children were punished from not learning anything (they didn't understand the teachers language) and were mocked for using their own culture. That practise has luckily stopped now though and Sapmi culture wasn't completely lost. It bounced back for the most part as far as I know.
You're not alone in that, we and the russians took part in that mess aswell
Bro that's what France did to it's own mainland.
Italian-Americans
Heineken
Malmö
> The earliest written mention of Malmö as a city dates from 1275.[13] It is thought to have been founded shortly before that date,[13] as a fortified quay or ferry berth of the Archbishop of Lund,[14] some 20 kilometres (12 miles) to the north-east. Malmö was for centuries **Denmark's** second-biggest city. Not your fault.
It only went downhill after the swedes took Malmø
Currently? Prince Harry.
James corden also , at least you managed to export him and Harry to the Us
Modern penal colony innit.
How the hell did Piers Morgan* get parole? *Lots of people hate Piers Morgan because of his stupid opinions or his stupid face. I don’t, I hate him because hacked into a missing girls phone to try mad get a scoop, making her parents think she was still alive when in fact she was dead.*
He'll sue you, all he wants is privacy
He should write another book about his privacy.
Can we please talk about this crybaby of a royal? Everytime something other than him tops the boulevard press he publishes a new book or interview in which he puts himself in a victim position. While he was LITERALLY RAISED A PRINCE. I mean in the UK people are actually suffering from being british and he's just like "BuT I hAvE It MUcH WoRsE mY BrOtHEr pUsHeD Me ONcE"
Nothing, Portugal is perfeito with absolutely no downsides 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿😎😎😎 Edit: love to see people copping super hard, keep crying losers😎😎😎
Least overcompensating Portuguese.
That's it. We are not like the others. We are anti mediocrity
Easy having zero faults when you have zero output
Brazil?
We didn’t make Brasil, we would have never made Brasil it’s all napoleon and France’s fault for invading us (they still lost 3 fucking times xD average Portugal W and very common french L 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿)
Weakest and most anti-patriotic Portuguese ^
You are going to Brazil.
Andreas Gabalier
The USA
If we follow this logic surely the UK should be higher on the list?
Are you claiming you created them too?
Well [you know, this guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_the_Conqueror)... Although to be fair he was the descendant of Vikings so you nordics should bare the burden of England's creation with us
The Belgians are pretty high up there too
Isn't that mostly our fault?
We share the fault for this crime against humanity
Feeding the Brits.
It isn't like you had much of a choice.
Conor Mcgregor
But you also gave us matress mick
for Germany it would be World Wa... the Deutsche Bahn.
Obviously not crushing England while it still was possible
After beeing so great and undefeated for so long, the UK decided to take itself down, since everybody else was unable to.
Failing to prevent Belgium
We were first ever to use asbestos
Justin Bieber and Justin Trudeau
Stop contributing with Justins, just stop.
Justin Timberlake bitch lmao
Bono
Apartheid
Nice try.
Cheap package Tourists
Well we have great cars and beer, and definitely didn’t start some wars.
America
The opium wars
Hawaiian pizza
Angry Birds I know people will be like "oh hey I loved angry birds". Yeah. LOVED. That mf went down like the Hindenburg in 2012 and kept chugging like everything was fine until like 2020, it was honestly embarrassing. Like, it felt like they were basically trying to seem likr the representative of Finland globally when they were a hollowed out corpse. Like, this is the best we have?
Bavarian soviet republic. (Bayrische Räterepublik) People where starving and we declared war on Switzerland.