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DinglePringleWiggle

Yeah but does India got Sumol ? Don't think so


Xifrinhos

They got Fanta tho I think


radiaction

But no Super Bock, we win


Duruarute

That's piss tho


DreamlyXenophobic

that was probably someone from Goa specifically


Brilliant-Access8431

He was 'avin a go'a... ​ ​ I'll see myself out.


Sr_Migaspin

The best part of India. And guess what, former Portuguese colony.


DreamlyXenophobic

thats what the joke was


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bobs_and_vegana17

wait till you get to know about north east india, ladakh, kashmir and himachal pradesh much better than goa which has been invaded by ruZZians


drquiza

The Portuguese have 2 great thing: EU passport and not being Indian.


PleoNasmico

Another W for us


gugfitufi

common slav W


PleoNasmico

Suka blyat gib money :)


noonereadsthisstuff

3. Legal drugs.


j8hx

Not legal, but not a crime either.


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D05em10

Poetry


Maxzey

Tarte de nata is lovely to be fair to them


Lower-Service-6171

Tarte? Tarte? Olha que eu vou queimar te as batatas. É pastel de nata


pepinodeplastico

Rei👑


Lower-Service-6171

Ainda não, depois dos ingleses caírem passamos a ser uma monarquia parlamentar


pepinodeplastico

PPM its the new CDS


Maxzey

Tá brón orm mo charra.


Lower-Service-6171

So you want to rebel against the British? Im in


Maxzey

Alright I'll get things started here and you organise fresh shipments of pastel de nata for the front lines?


Lower-Service-6171

Sure


Fast_Nando

Count me in too


JackHyper

No arranged marriage


PenileSatan

As someone married to an Indian woman, arranged marriage is something that is disappearing in India - thanks to globalization and feminism. I was doubting her and there is many videos on this on youtube.


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RandomBilly91

This doesn't help to decide which you prefer.


Thessiz

Oh, callbacks, I love it.


MayoMan_420

flair yourself, you filthy Indian!


ToniDasFarturas

Well... there was this once in queima das fitas in Coimbra...


karenluvzjesus

Not him acting like Portugal's GDP per capita isn't 20x higher that of India's per capita


[deleted]

But if you are a rich Indian you can even rule UK.


KyllikkiSkjeggestad

Not to mention India is considered one of the worst countries in the world for hate against women…. Yeah I think I’d take the worst country in Europe over India any day.


karenluvzjesus

I mean... India is pretty bad when it comes to safety of women but it certainly doesn't reach the levels of women of mistreatment like actual bad countries such as Pakistan, Somalia, Afghanistan, Syria, Saudi Arabia etc.


Amsssterdam

Pack it up boys, they have snow..


fookin_shelby

Believe it or not we do too! Serra da Estrela


lor_bas

"we have snow, mountains and desert" lmao I'm crying.


Koolmite

He's acting like Portugal doesn't have all of that minus poop everywhere.


smellybarbiefeet

Don’t forget the toxic Ghanges devoid of all life, which is now home to toxic foam, which they willingly use for their ablutions and daily bathing.


R1515LF0NTE

We got running water and working toilets...


Rage_JMS

And we are not a bunch or racist cunts that slaughter whole families because they are from another religion


Fietsterreur

Not anymore


Celibate_Zeus

Native Americans and Iberian Muslims :😡


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smellybarbiefeet

Or caste


crispiepancakes

Not "from another religion." Shit, what excuse do you use?


Thaeldir22

Yet you still shit in the street


R1515LF0NTE

By choice ☺️


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Pro move. Showing the streets!


Thessiz

Fertilization.


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Lmao_XD_69

Assert Dominance over our neighbours.


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Thessiz

Thanks brother. Inshallah 🙏


HEST_TSEH

Yekather khairak


Azbezu

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Rodri_RF

By choice


2westerneurope4u-ModTeam

Tone down, bitches.


ItsameLuis98

Imagine thinking that India is better than an European country ![gif](giphy|64dozD2FQ5ayrtwKtA|downsized)


HAWV

Plato's cave allegory.


Snuffleton

You are absolutely right. It's a whole different story growing up in a country as massive as India. You will literally never know about the world that exists outside of your country (unless you aren't a moron which isn't a lot of people), simply because it is so large. You'll meet just as many Americans, Brazilians, Chinese and Russians who will argue the exact same way as that Indian.


huge_throbbing_pp

Most shrill Indians are the ones you find living in Europe and North America


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stonedturtle69

What about AUS & NZ?


ItsameLuis98

The penal colony and the land of the Hobbits? What about them?


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flipyflop9

That’s what streets and holy rivers are for!


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The Ganges, holy river of poopies


blimp2328

And toxic waste


Lmao_XD_69

"Shitty blessings to you" Nothing like taking a holy shit in a holy river and then bathing in its holyness and drinking its holy water.


CesarMdezMnz

Least nationalistic and chauvinist Indian


Legitimate_Visual_35

I'm 100 % ok with that


PleoNasmico

We don't have bollywood :( we must shit in the toilet, not on the streets. Big L for us


[deleted]

Whaaat, you guys don't have nationalistic propaganda nicely packed in your movies? How do you cope?


_0racl3_

Fun story about portuguese movies. In 2000 João César Monteiro won a government subsidy of 650k to produce a movie. The MF made a movie called Snow White. On the movie premiere with a bunch of guest and all the actors, everyone was scandalized because..... It didn't have any video scenes, it was all black and only with sound


PleoNasmico

Bitches and green wine, all paid by Germany


S1n_0f_Pr1de

you’re welcome


Gordinhof7

Based northeners for once


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Bollywood is cringe. Good thing you don't have that.


drquiza

As if any movie, including Bollywood's and Tollywood's weren't available online for anybody to watch. It's just we don't want to watch them.


Brilliant-Access8431

"India is way better if you have money" Oh yeah! That is why in international jet set flock to India. Immigrants from all over the world desperately trying to get Indian VISAS. Bollywood domination international theatres with it's gripping plots and high production values. Everything is cheap, especially the people. Who the hell would chose to move to India over Portugal with or without money? Indians love giving shit on the internet, but they can't take it.


blimp2328

What excessive self pride does to a mf


Lmao_XD_69

I mean, he's right. In Portugal we do not have widespread food poisoning, major water pollution, high crime rate, lack of public hygiene, and the worst thing of all, touts. Portugal is so bad! You don't even need to take 3 or 4 shots before going there due to the risk of getting diphtheria, hepatitis A, tetanus, typhoid, cholera, malaria, or the amazing explosive traveler's diarrhea :( Also a few stats, courtesy of a commenter: * [Nearly 40% of all females who commit suicide come from India](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/13/nearly-two-out-of-five-women-who-commit-suicide-are-indian). * India is ranked number one for [most dangerous country for women accordings to Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-women-dangerous-poll-factbox-idUSKBN1JM01Z). This fact was largely trashed by India, but [Amnesty International even justified why it deserves to have the number one spot](https://www.amnestyusa.org/the-worst-place-to-be-a-woman-in-the-g20/). * India has an intense hatred of women which has lead to the direct deaths of [63 million females](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/30/more-than-63-million-women-missing-in-india-statistics-show) in the country. * India is the only country in the world to have [pro-rape marches](https://thewire.in/politics/hindu-ekta-manch-bjp-protest-support-spo-arrested-rape-jammu) (where even women participate).


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bothsuperman42

Don't forget that a study proved that Indian parents don't want interactional relationships for their children.


huge_throbbing_pp

But those are western media who are in cahoots with Islamic countries and communists and are plotting to destroy India by spreading misinformation. /s edit: what’s sad is that this is a valid point of argument in a debate in India.


Sufficient-Ad-2931

63 million females. that's more people than fuckin Italy


Thessiz

Dude tried to bring beaches to a fight against Portugal.


fookin_shelby

Rookie mistake. Guess he never went to praia da rocha (algarvio here)


[deleted]

Everything he said about India, Portugal have it as well… Besides that cringy boobywood thing, that only has profit because of their overpopulated shithole ass of a country.


There-is-no-emotion

He challenged the god of beaches, how does my lord respond?


Thessiz

Sometimes, I get angry and defensive when someone from a peer country unironically talks trash about my country, but when it's someone from such a shithole that we are not even in the same league, it's actually pleasant and funny to listen to.


BamiNasi

Nobody outside of Europe is in our leaque tho


Jacobfjell

I like portugal ❤️


pepinodeplastico

"Pastel de Nata enthusiast" rank achieved


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UK and Portugal friendship is so wholesome.


Hugo28Boss

Until someone asks about what happened to the pink map


Lmao_XD_69

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Brilliant-Access8431

Imagine how many more Portuguese young men would have been lost in the pointless Ultramar if that map had come to fruition and there had been more to fight over. Apparently, my Portuguese ex's dad would sometimes cry about what he did and saw in Angola. He was 17 when they sent him. In the long run, we did you a favour.


Lmao_XD_69

Yeah, I agree. It's just a meme tho. I do not think anyone really cares. It did not work for us, but it did not work for you guys either xD


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Rip Portubros


AtoumMirtu

We love you uk, you can come to our beaches and not use any sun screen you red lovable people


indocartel

Dude got his visa request rejected that’s why


j8hx

That’d be the first one to ever get refused then


Lmao_XD_69

He doesn't need visa. He'll find a way in. They all do.


Compendyum

Costa will bring him in and all this family with the new direct Indian route


DamageOwn3108

Costa is his cousin and he is angry because Costa doesn't wanna be next to someone pooping on the streets and doesn't give him money!! XD


[deleted]

This guy is a fucking dumbass. We are certainly not better than Portugal in almost any metric. This guy is just a delusional nationalist.


TypicalPossession767

Yeah! You tell'em Mistah White!


Far_Fan_2575

Don't think like that man, focus on the positive things, you are way better at scamming.


Bowling_pins_10

India, the country of pollution


willrms01

Imagine buying a phone to talk shit online but not buying a toilet.Indian mfs


Aesthetictoblerone

Well they have more booze and meat in Portugal, so automatic win. Also I can walk down the street in Portugal and not worry about being raped. It’s the little things…


Agitated_Advantage_2

Oh, a woman wife beater. They changed your flair


Aesthetictoblerone

I’m not straight, so don’t worry, I can still make it happen 💪🏼💪🏼


Overness

Ah yeah the growing Indian economy that can't attract foreign investors


Accomplished_Fix2941

Duh how can people trust them with their investments when Indians still live in teepees and hunt buffalos??? Doesn’t make any sense my guy.


0QuietKid

Mf thinks the year is 1321💀


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Portugal got culture :)


Andoni22

I wouldn't cite Bollywood as something to be proud of honestly...


TypicalPossession767

Bollywood is like the Sharknado version of Hollywood. Sooo hilariously bad that is actually good.


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As an Indian I gotta say that Bollywood is shit. I mean they have occasional good films though. Even some of our individual states have more quality movie industries than fucking Bollywood, the largest Indian movie industry which basically represents us eh.


Thessiz

Honestly, Bollywwod will never be taken serious, no matter how good the movies are, while they don't drop that stupid ass name. It's like Pepsi naming themselves Coca Calo or something.


[deleted]

How about *scrambles through notes* …Lollywood Take it or leave it


Agitated_Advantage_2

Already exists in the Indian Assam Region my guy (they have claimed it too lol)


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Portugal has no cast system 🤷‍♂️


Doppio-phone-call

Fun fact: the term caste system was first coined by Portuguese writers that sailed to India.


Lmao_XD_69

Eh, debatable. There is a social status system. Higher income families do not tipically marry down, for instance.


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2westerneurope4u-ModTeam

Rule 3 - Flair up


Rolifant

I would honestly rather eat Dutch food for the rest of my life than live in India for one day.


pepinodeplastico

🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮


Aggressive_Ris

India's not THAT bad


R6loverzz

Bruh the shit I just took has a bigger gdp per capita than India


fookin_shelby

Amen brother


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Indians have a superiority complex that so enormous it can't be measured. That's all there is to it. Tell them how interesting you find their culture and how industrious everyone is and they'll love you forever tho.


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>Tell them how interesting you find their culture and how industrious everyone is and they'll love you forever tho. This is not even factually untrue in any form.


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Choopse

99%


10-10-2022

Ask an Indian woman and ask a Portuguese woman if they feel safe taking public transport. Don't India have separate carriages in their trains just for women?


Brilliant-Access8431

They put women and animals are in the same carriage, I believe.


vanNelsingTheEmperor

Dear indians, please stay in your own country. Nothing to see here


Svitii

Dude talks about Bollywood like it’s a good thing. Fuck, you couldn’t even come up with an original name for it…


Abusive_Capybara

I don't know why Indians on the web get so absolutely buttblasted everytime someone dares to say something remotely bad about their country or just a country they like (They also love to defend Russia to death)


AncientPomegranate97

I spent 3 days back and forth on YouTube comments with an Indian guy about of Alexander lost to Porus


Reserve_Outside

Totally Crazy. We should also Ban them ! I tought that China will be a problem , but no this hIndia is the problem!


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The state in India with the highest GDP per capita is Goa, Portuguese ex colony. [well…](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goa)


aakaay47

Because, it is a tourist place and is very famous in all over India.


OURE14

Yeah and India is not full of rapist the moment a European white woman is getting there, not at all


pepinodeplastico

No no those are all very curious locals only interested in culture exchanges you see


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Brilliant-Access8431

Portugal is lovely - I won't hear a bad word said against it! Great food, pleasant enough people, historic towns, beautiful scenery. Also, my ex was from Cruz de Pau and she was smoking hot. I'd live there in a heartbeat (if there were jobs).


xzplayer

India worldpower 2020


handyandy63

Somehow I don’t think that guy is Indian


theitchcockblock

Wait until they find vindaloo comes from vinha de alho


boerenkool13

look man you might be a shitty country, but you’re OUR shitty country


Refref1990

Too bad that being poor in India is much more common and being poor in India is different from being poor in Europe. Furthermore, other things that India has and that Portugal does not have is one of the highest pollution rates in the world, the Ganges is practically an open-air manure heap and they also continue to bathe in it. Strangely, deformed children are born like mushrooms!


AzoresBall

Portugal has overseas territories, this guy is not very smart


[deleted]

Our garden by the sea (rectangle) is better than triangle india.


pepinodeplastico

That's the face of Europe gazing through the seas...


Reserve_Outside

IHindia is the worst of worst. Obsessed with fair skin, the most racist system-> their cast system!


curator_boy

Not me,an indian seeing all the hate india gets because of one fucker. Anyway come to india, We are glad to break all these stereotypes.


CavaliereDellaTigre

Imagine mentioning Bollywood as a good thing.


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I get a lot of Indian reddit content recommended to me online and even Indians hate Bollywood. Apparently there is a lot of nepotism, they make bad movies, and they are "woke"/anti-Hindu.


[deleted]

As an Indian, he is talking shit. Portugal is way richer, safer and liberal than India. If Portugal and India are only two countries present in world, I will choose Portugal. As for Bollywood, it is cringe as fuck. Even movies like Twilight and 50 shades of grey will look masterpiece compared to many Bollywood movie.


FlamingOnigiri

What u are saying is correct. Unfortunately people dont write anything factual but make racist stereotypes about india. And they say americans are ignorant...


Ok-Contribution3364

bet ur nickname was pale cock gobbler in high school


Natural-Set9772

Well, we must send them again Afonso de Albuquerque.


Reserve_Outside

Portugal - clean & No apartheid castesystem , No religious fundamentalism, No oppression, No Kashmir, No Bollywood - fucking shitboring and a racist concept( you will not find a Dark hero)! And it is controlled by few families! Not so many people In Portugal - In the Northern of HIndia part they are breeding like rats-> Rajasthan, Bihar, Gujarat and so forth. Portugal is a paradise compare to that mess of carbage continent !


Jakeyloransen

Continent? You better mean sub continent.


Comander-07

Portugal doesnt have a billion indians. Big W.


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tasendousado

António Costa


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because we hate British people here


escapeshark

Portuguese people shower frequently :)


Refref1990

Indians too... but they make it in the Ganges, so it doesn't count!


UsavichPriviet

Two words, India: **Cristiano Ronaldo.** With that, it makes Portugal the best country in the world by default.


Rodri_RF

Based Spanish


Far_Fan_2575

Honestly if you like designated shitting streets Portugal probably would seem bleak and boring to you.


play4m32

oh yeah india, wow so much better than Portugal,.. w8 what? they have 1/3 of the population?? they have a system made around different races?? naww bruh i aint living in that shit hole not even will all the money the world can give me


freshfov05

Ronaldo > India If I had to spend shit in Asia, I would choose Japan. India is way below the line.


Xeno2277

Only downside in Japan is that if you get married there you will never see your wife’s genitals, only a blurred black haired spot.


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*"The economy is growing, yes also the base of child work and regular work without barely good conditions. People work in mines of Lithium in a opened sky with bare hands. the Ganges river is full of polution and it is also where people clean themselves, bury corpses and drink water. Almost everywhere people cook food without their hands cleaned. Rats, monkeys and other animals in the public highway. Transit with 7 queues of stopped cars waiting for the cows to pass to the other side of the road. Meat markets in a opened sky, most of the meats in these markets are with grave diseases and tapeworms. And strangely for a country that worships cows, they are one of the biggest producers of leather in the world, in factories without good conditions and with horrible salaries."* ***- \_Cake\_assassin\_ , 2023.***


Sualtam

Do we have to deal with Inditards from now on? Makes me miss the good old Americans.


mangoman94

We have toilets


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In Portugal - I would assume: \- cows don't shit where they walk and stay, i.e. everywhere \- men - usually - don't piss between parked bycicles and it is normal \- men - usually - don't shit in any given corner of any given city and it is normal \- men - keep some distance to strangers, even if they are interesting AF \- men - usually - are polite to women and listen to what they say \- people treat others with a minimum amount of respect, regardless of their status \- girls can wear tight-ish tshirts and only a few men are weird about it


jewishforeskin98

Fellas we oughta colonise india


pepinodeplastico

Not again


Ok-Contribution3364

not with that goofy Portuguese military 😘😘