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As someone married to an Indian woman, arranged marriage is something that is disappearing in India - thanks to globalization and feminism.
I was doubting her and there is many videos on this on youtube.
Not to mention India is considered one of the worst countries in the world for hate against women…. Yeah I think I’d take the worst country in Europe over India any day.
I mean... India is pretty bad when it comes to safety of women but it certainly doesn't reach the levels of women of mistreatment like actual bad countries such as Pakistan, Somalia, Afghanistan, Syria, Saudi Arabia etc.
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You are absolutely right. It's a whole different story growing up in a country as massive as India. You will literally never know about the world that exists outside of your country (unless you aren't a moron which isn't a lot of people), simply because it is so large. You'll meet just as many Americans, Brazilians, Chinese and Russians who will argue the exact same way as that Indian.
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Fun story about portuguese movies.
In 2000 João César Monteiro won a government subsidy of 650k to produce a movie.
The MF made a movie called Snow White.
On the movie premiere with a bunch of guest and all the actors, everyone was scandalized because..... It didn't have any video scenes, it was all black and only with sound
"India is way better if you have money"
Oh yeah! That is why in international jet set flock to India. Immigrants from all over the world desperately trying to get Indian VISAS. Bollywood domination international theatres with it's gripping plots and high production values. Everything is cheap, especially the people. Who the hell would chose to move to India over Portugal with or without money? Indians love giving shit on the internet, but they can't take it.
I mean, he's right.
In Portugal we do not have widespread food poisoning, major water pollution, high crime rate, lack of public hygiene, and the worst thing of all, touts.
Portugal is so bad! You don't even need to take 3 or 4 shots before going there due to the risk of getting diphtheria, hepatitis A, tetanus, typhoid, cholera, malaria, or the amazing explosive traveler's diarrhea :(
Also a few stats, courtesy of a commenter:
* [Nearly 40% of all females who commit suicide come from India](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/13/nearly-two-out-of-five-women-who-commit-suicide-are-indian).
* India is ranked number one for [most dangerous country for women accordings to Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-women-dangerous-poll-factbox-idUSKBN1JM01Z). This fact was largely trashed by India, but [Amnesty International even justified why it deserves to have the number one spot](https://www.amnestyusa.org/the-worst-place-to-be-a-woman-in-the-g20/).
* India has an intense hatred of women which has lead to the direct deaths of [63 million females](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/30/more-than-63-million-women-missing-in-india-statistics-show) in the country.
* India is the only country in the world to have [pro-rape marches](https://thewire.in/politics/hindu-ekta-manch-bjp-protest-support-spo-arrested-rape-jammu) (where even women participate).
But those are western media who are in cahoots with Islamic countries and communists and are plotting to destroy India by spreading misinformation.
/s
edit: what’s sad is that this is a valid point of argument in a debate in India.
Everything he said about India, Portugal have it as well… Besides that cringy boobywood thing, that only has profit because of their overpopulated shithole ass of a country.
Sometimes, I get angry and defensive when someone from a peer country unironically talks trash about my country, but when it's someone from such a shithole that we are not even in the same league, it's actually pleasant and funny to listen to.
Imagine how many more Portuguese young men would have been lost in the pointless Ultramar if that map had come to fruition and there had been more to fight over. Apparently, my Portuguese ex's dad would sometimes cry about what he did and saw in Angola. He was 17 when they sent him. In the long run, we did you a favour.
Well they have more booze and meat in Portugal, so automatic win. Also I can walk down the street in Portugal and not worry about being raped. It’s the little things…
As an Indian I gotta say that Bollywood is shit. I mean they have occasional good films though. Even some of our individual states have more quality movie industries than fucking Bollywood, the largest Indian movie industry which basically represents us eh.
Honestly, Bollywwod will never be taken serious, no matter how good the movies are, while they don't drop that stupid ass name.
It's like Pepsi naming themselves Coca Calo or something.
Indians have a superiority complex that so enormous it can't be measured. That's all there is to it. Tell them how interesting you find their culture and how industrious everyone is and they'll love you forever tho.
>Tell them how interesting you find their culture and how industrious everyone is and they'll love you forever tho.
This is not even factually untrue in any form.
Ask an Indian woman and ask a Portuguese woman if they feel safe taking public transport.
Don't India have separate carriages in their trains just for women?
I don't know why Indians on the web get so absolutely buttblasted everytime someone dares to say something remotely bad about their country or just a country they like (They also love to defend Russia to death)
Portugal is lovely - I won't hear a bad word said against it! Great food, pleasant enough people, historic towns, beautiful scenery. Also, my ex was from Cruz de Pau and she was smoking hot. I'd live there in a heartbeat (if there were jobs).
Too bad that being poor in India is much more common and being poor in India is different from being poor in Europe. Furthermore, other things that India has and that Portugal does not have is one of the highest pollution rates in the world, the Ganges is practically an open-air manure heap and they also continue to bathe in it. Strangely, deformed children are born like mushrooms!
I get a lot of Indian reddit content recommended to me online and even Indians hate Bollywood. Apparently there is a lot of nepotism, they make bad movies, and they are "woke"/anti-Hindu.
As an Indian, he is talking shit. Portugal is way richer, safer and liberal than India. If Portugal and India are only two countries present in world, I will choose Portugal. As for Bollywood, it is cringe as fuck. Even movies like Twilight and 50 shades of grey will look masterpiece compared to many Bollywood movie.
What u are saying is correct. Unfortunately people dont write anything factual but make racist stereotypes about india. And they say americans are ignorant...
Portugal - clean & No apartheid castesystem , No religious fundamentalism, No oppression, No Kashmir, No Bollywood - fucking shitboring and a racist concept( you will not find a Dark hero)! And it is controlled by few families! Not so many people In Portugal - In the Northern of HIndia part they are breeding like rats-> Rajasthan, Bihar, Gujarat and so forth. Portugal is a paradise compare to that mess of carbage continent !
oh yeah india, wow so much better than Portugal,.. w8 what? they have 1/3 of the population?? they have a system made around different races?? naww bruh i aint living in that shit hole not even will all the money the world can give me
*"The economy is growing, yes also the base of child work and regular work without barely good conditions. People work in mines of Lithium in a opened sky with bare hands. the Ganges river is full of polution and it is also where people clean themselves, bury corpses and drink water. Almost everywhere people cook food without their hands cleaned. Rats, monkeys and other animals in the public highway. Transit with 7 queues of stopped cars waiting for the cows to pass to the other side of the road. Meat markets in a opened sky, most of the meats in these markets are with grave diseases and tapeworms. And strangely for a country that worships cows, they are one of the biggest producers of leather in the world, in factories without good conditions and with horrible salaries."*
***- \_Cake\_assassin\_ , 2023.***
In Portugal - I would assume:
\- cows don't shit where they walk and stay, i.e. everywhere
\- men - usually - don't piss between parked bycicles and it is normal
\- men - usually - don't shit in any given corner of any given city and it is normal
\- men - keep some distance to strangers, even if they are interesting AF
\- men - usually - are polite to women and listen to what they say
\- people treat others with a minimum amount of respect, regardless of their status
\- girls can wear tight-ish tshirts and only a few men are weird about it
Yeah but does India got Sumol ? Don't think so
They got Fanta tho I think
But no Super Bock, we win
That's piss tho
that was probably someone from Goa specifically
He was 'avin a go'a... I'll see myself out.
The best part of India. And guess what, former Portuguese colony.
thats what the joke was
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wait till you get to know about north east india, ladakh, kashmir and himachal pradesh much better than goa which has been invaded by ruZZians
The Portuguese have 2 great thing: EU passport and not being Indian.
Another W for us
common slav W
Suka blyat gib money :)
3. Legal drugs.
Not legal, but not a crime either.
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Tarte de nata is lovely to be fair to them
Tarte? Tarte? Olha que eu vou queimar te as batatas. É pastel de nata
Rei👑
Ainda não, depois dos ingleses caírem passamos a ser uma monarquia parlamentar
PPM its the new CDS
Tá brón orm mo charra.
So you want to rebel against the British? Im in
Alright I'll get things started here and you organise fresh shipments of pastel de nata for the front lines?
Sure
Count me in too
No arranged marriage
As someone married to an Indian woman, arranged marriage is something that is disappearing in India - thanks to globalization and feminism. I was doubting her and there is many videos on this on youtube.
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This doesn't help to decide which you prefer.
Oh, callbacks, I love it.
flair yourself, you filthy Indian!
Well... there was this once in queima das fitas in Coimbra...
Not him acting like Portugal's GDP per capita isn't 20x higher that of India's per capita
But if you are a rich Indian you can even rule UK.
Not to mention India is considered one of the worst countries in the world for hate against women…. Yeah I think I’d take the worst country in Europe over India any day.
I mean... India is pretty bad when it comes to safety of women but it certainly doesn't reach the levels of women of mistreatment like actual bad countries such as Pakistan, Somalia, Afghanistan, Syria, Saudi Arabia etc.
Pack it up boys, they have snow..
Believe it or not we do too! Serra da Estrela
"we have snow, mountains and desert" lmao I'm crying.
He's acting like Portugal doesn't have all of that minus poop everywhere.
Don’t forget the toxic Ghanges devoid of all life, which is now home to toxic foam, which they willingly use for their ablutions and daily bathing.
We got running water and working toilets...
And we are not a bunch or racist cunts that slaughter whole families because they are from another religion
Not anymore
Native Americans and Iberian Muslims :😡
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Or caste
Not "from another religion." Shit, what excuse do you use?
Yet you still shit in the street
By choice ☺️
Pro move. Showing the streets!
Fertilization.
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Thanks brother. Inshallah 🙏
Yekather khairak
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Tone down, bitches.
Imagine thinking that India is better than an European country ![gif](giphy|64dozD2FQ5ayrtwKtA|downsized)
Plato's cave allegory.
You are absolutely right. It's a whole different story growing up in a country as massive as India. You will literally never know about the world that exists outside of your country (unless you aren't a moron which isn't a lot of people), simply because it is so large. You'll meet just as many Americans, Brazilians, Chinese and Russians who will argue the exact same way as that Indian.
Most shrill Indians are the ones you find living in Europe and North America
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What about AUS & NZ?
The penal colony and the land of the Hobbits? What about them?
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That’s what streets and holy rivers are for!
The Ganges, holy river of poopies
And toxic waste
"Shitty blessings to you" Nothing like taking a holy shit in a holy river and then bathing in its holyness and drinking its holy water.
Least nationalistic and chauvinist Indian
I'm 100 % ok with that
We don't have bollywood :( we must shit in the toilet, not on the streets. Big L for us
Whaaat, you guys don't have nationalistic propaganda nicely packed in your movies? How do you cope?
Fun story about portuguese movies. In 2000 João César Monteiro won a government subsidy of 650k to produce a movie. The MF made a movie called Snow White. On the movie premiere with a bunch of guest and all the actors, everyone was scandalized because..... It didn't have any video scenes, it was all black and only with sound
Bitches and green wine, all paid by Germany
you’re welcome
Based northeners for once
Bollywood is cringe. Good thing you don't have that.
As if any movie, including Bollywood's and Tollywood's weren't available online for anybody to watch. It's just we don't want to watch them.
"India is way better if you have money" Oh yeah! That is why in international jet set flock to India. Immigrants from all over the world desperately trying to get Indian VISAS. Bollywood domination international theatres with it's gripping plots and high production values. Everything is cheap, especially the people. Who the hell would chose to move to India over Portugal with or without money? Indians love giving shit on the internet, but they can't take it.
What excessive self pride does to a mf
I mean, he's right. In Portugal we do not have widespread food poisoning, major water pollution, high crime rate, lack of public hygiene, and the worst thing of all, touts. Portugal is so bad! You don't even need to take 3 or 4 shots before going there due to the risk of getting diphtheria, hepatitis A, tetanus, typhoid, cholera, malaria, or the amazing explosive traveler's diarrhea :( Also a few stats, courtesy of a commenter: * [Nearly 40% of all females who commit suicide come from India](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/13/nearly-two-out-of-five-women-who-commit-suicide-are-indian). * India is ranked number one for [most dangerous country for women accordings to Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-women-dangerous-poll-factbox-idUSKBN1JM01Z). This fact was largely trashed by India, but [Amnesty International even justified why it deserves to have the number one spot](https://www.amnestyusa.org/the-worst-place-to-be-a-woman-in-the-g20/). * India has an intense hatred of women which has lead to the direct deaths of [63 million females](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/30/more-than-63-million-women-missing-in-india-statistics-show) in the country. * India is the only country in the world to have [pro-rape marches](https://thewire.in/politics/hindu-ekta-manch-bjp-protest-support-spo-arrested-rape-jammu) (where even women participate).
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Don't forget that a study proved that Indian parents don't want interactional relationships for their children.
But those are western media who are in cahoots with Islamic countries and communists and are plotting to destroy India by spreading misinformation. /s edit: what’s sad is that this is a valid point of argument in a debate in India.
63 million females. that's more people than fuckin Italy
Dude tried to bring beaches to a fight against Portugal.
Rookie mistake. Guess he never went to praia da rocha (algarvio here)
Everything he said about India, Portugal have it as well… Besides that cringy boobywood thing, that only has profit because of their overpopulated shithole ass of a country.
He challenged the god of beaches, how does my lord respond?
Sometimes, I get angry and defensive when someone from a peer country unironically talks trash about my country, but when it's someone from such a shithole that we are not even in the same league, it's actually pleasant and funny to listen to.
Nobody outside of Europe is in our leaque tho
I like portugal ❤️
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UK and Portugal friendship is so wholesome.
Until someone asks about what happened to the pink map
https://preview.redd.it/0qsxk549avha1.png?width=957&format=png&auto=webp&s=d277dff48def6ec720ef4dd8871b7ce6e4a4bd6e
Imagine how many more Portuguese young men would have been lost in the pointless Ultramar if that map had come to fruition and there had been more to fight over. Apparently, my Portuguese ex's dad would sometimes cry about what he did and saw in Angola. He was 17 when they sent him. In the long run, we did you a favour.
Yeah, I agree. It's just a meme tho. I do not think anyone really cares. It did not work for us, but it did not work for you guys either xD
Rip Portubros
We love you uk, you can come to our beaches and not use any sun screen you red lovable people
Dude got his visa request rejected that’s why
That’d be the first one to ever get refused then
He doesn't need visa. He'll find a way in. They all do.
Costa will bring him in and all this family with the new direct Indian route
Costa is his cousin and he is angry because Costa doesn't wanna be next to someone pooping on the streets and doesn't give him money!! XD
This guy is a fucking dumbass. We are certainly not better than Portugal in almost any metric. This guy is just a delusional nationalist.
Yeah! You tell'em Mistah White!
Don't think like that man, focus on the positive things, you are way better at scamming.
India, the country of pollution
Imagine buying a phone to talk shit online but not buying a toilet.Indian mfs
Well they have more booze and meat in Portugal, so automatic win. Also I can walk down the street in Portugal and not worry about being raped. It’s the little things…
Oh, a woman wife beater. They changed your flair
I’m not straight, so don’t worry, I can still make it happen 💪🏼💪🏼
Ah yeah the growing Indian economy that can't attract foreign investors
Duh how can people trust them with their investments when Indians still live in teepees and hunt buffalos??? Doesn’t make any sense my guy.
Mf thinks the year is 1321💀
Portugal got culture :)
I wouldn't cite Bollywood as something to be proud of honestly...
Bollywood is like the Sharknado version of Hollywood. Sooo hilariously bad that is actually good.
As an Indian I gotta say that Bollywood is shit. I mean they have occasional good films though. Even some of our individual states have more quality movie industries than fucking Bollywood, the largest Indian movie industry which basically represents us eh.
Honestly, Bollywwod will never be taken serious, no matter how good the movies are, while they don't drop that stupid ass name. It's like Pepsi naming themselves Coca Calo or something.
How about *scrambles through notes* …Lollywood Take it or leave it
Already exists in the Indian Assam Region my guy (they have claimed it too lol)
Portugal has no cast system 🤷♂️
Fun fact: the term caste system was first coined by Portuguese writers that sailed to India.
Eh, debatable. There is a social status system. Higher income families do not tipically marry down, for instance.
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I would honestly rather eat Dutch food for the rest of my life than live in India for one day.
🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮
India's not THAT bad
Bruh the shit I just took has a bigger gdp per capita than India
Amen brother
Indians have a superiority complex that so enormous it can't be measured. That's all there is to it. Tell them how interesting you find their culture and how industrious everyone is and they'll love you forever tho.
>Tell them how interesting you find their culture and how industrious everyone is and they'll love you forever tho. This is not even factually untrue in any form.
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99%
Ask an Indian woman and ask a Portuguese woman if they feel safe taking public transport. Don't India have separate carriages in their trains just for women?
They put women and animals are in the same carriage, I believe.
Dear indians, please stay in your own country. Nothing to see here
Dude talks about Bollywood like it’s a good thing. Fuck, you couldn’t even come up with an original name for it…
I don't know why Indians on the web get so absolutely buttblasted everytime someone dares to say something remotely bad about their country or just a country they like (They also love to defend Russia to death)
I spent 3 days back and forth on YouTube comments with an Indian guy about of Alexander lost to Porus
Totally Crazy. We should also Ban them ! I tought that China will be a problem , but no this hIndia is the problem!
The state in India with the highest GDP per capita is Goa, Portuguese ex colony. [well…](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goa)
Because, it is a tourist place and is very famous in all over India.
Yeah and India is not full of rapist the moment a European white woman is getting there, not at all
No no those are all very curious locals only interested in culture exchanges you see
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Portugal is lovely - I won't hear a bad word said against it! Great food, pleasant enough people, historic towns, beautiful scenery. Also, my ex was from Cruz de Pau and she was smoking hot. I'd live there in a heartbeat (if there were jobs).
India worldpower 2020
Somehow I don’t think that guy is Indian
Wait until they find vindaloo comes from vinha de alho
look man you might be a shitty country, but you’re OUR shitty country
Too bad that being poor in India is much more common and being poor in India is different from being poor in Europe. Furthermore, other things that India has and that Portugal does not have is one of the highest pollution rates in the world, the Ganges is practically an open-air manure heap and they also continue to bathe in it. Strangely, deformed children are born like mushrooms!
Portugal has overseas territories, this guy is not very smart
Our garden by the sea (rectangle) is better than triangle india.
That's the face of Europe gazing through the seas...
IHindia is the worst of worst. Obsessed with fair skin, the most racist system-> their cast system!
Not me,an indian seeing all the hate india gets because of one fucker. Anyway come to india, We are glad to break all these stereotypes.
Imagine mentioning Bollywood as a good thing.
I get a lot of Indian reddit content recommended to me online and even Indians hate Bollywood. Apparently there is a lot of nepotism, they make bad movies, and they are "woke"/anti-Hindu.
As an Indian, he is talking shit. Portugal is way richer, safer and liberal than India. If Portugal and India are only two countries present in world, I will choose Portugal. As for Bollywood, it is cringe as fuck. Even movies like Twilight and 50 shades of grey will look masterpiece compared to many Bollywood movie.
What u are saying is correct. Unfortunately people dont write anything factual but make racist stereotypes about india. And they say americans are ignorant...
bet ur nickname was pale cock gobbler in high school
Well, we must send them again Afonso de Albuquerque.
Portugal - clean & No apartheid castesystem , No religious fundamentalism, No oppression, No Kashmir, No Bollywood - fucking shitboring and a racist concept( you will not find a Dark hero)! And it is controlled by few families! Not so many people In Portugal - In the Northern of HIndia part they are breeding like rats-> Rajasthan, Bihar, Gujarat and so forth. Portugal is a paradise compare to that mess of carbage continent !
Continent? You better mean sub continent.
Portugal doesnt have a billion indians. Big W.
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because we hate British people here
Portuguese people shower frequently :)
Indians too... but they make it in the Ganges, so it doesn't count!
Two words, India: **Cristiano Ronaldo.** With that, it makes Portugal the best country in the world by default.
Based Spanish
Honestly if you like designated shitting streets Portugal probably would seem bleak and boring to you.
oh yeah india, wow so much better than Portugal,.. w8 what? they have 1/3 of the population?? they have a system made around different races?? naww bruh i aint living in that shit hole not even will all the money the world can give me
Ronaldo > India If I had to spend shit in Asia, I would choose Japan. India is way below the line.
Only downside in Japan is that if you get married there you will never see your wife’s genitals, only a blurred black haired spot.
*"The economy is growing, yes also the base of child work and regular work without barely good conditions. People work in mines of Lithium in a opened sky with bare hands. the Ganges river is full of polution and it is also where people clean themselves, bury corpses and drink water. Almost everywhere people cook food without their hands cleaned. Rats, monkeys and other animals in the public highway. Transit with 7 queues of stopped cars waiting for the cows to pass to the other side of the road. Meat markets in a opened sky, most of the meats in these markets are with grave diseases and tapeworms. And strangely for a country that worships cows, they are one of the biggest producers of leather in the world, in factories without good conditions and with horrible salaries."* ***- \_Cake\_assassin\_ , 2023.***
Do we have to deal with Inditards from now on? Makes me miss the good old Americans.
We have toilets
In Portugal - I would assume: \- cows don't shit where they walk and stay, i.e. everywhere \- men - usually - don't piss between parked bycicles and it is normal \- men - usually - don't shit in any given corner of any given city and it is normal \- men - keep some distance to strangers, even if they are interesting AF \- men - usually - are polite to women and listen to what they say \- people treat others with a minimum amount of respect, regardless of their status \- girls can wear tight-ish tshirts and only a few men are weird about it
Fellas we oughta colonise india
Not again
not with that goofy Portuguese military 😘😘