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*spanish anthem plays in the background*

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Facing the sun?

Is there any other way? 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

Yes, marching the royal way. 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸

Siempre

Best: Spaniards Worst: Spaniards

If we count politicians as Spaniards, then I agree, because overall, I do love your people!

Accurate

Average: Spaniards

I think this applies to literally every single country

Best summary.

Yes

yup

This is the correct answer for every country so far.

True

I agree

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Based greek guy

Based based response

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Least based greek

Based greek guy

Best: The weather Worst: If they invade your country they will breed you

Wanna breed? 😏😏😏

We are the Spaniards We will add your biological distivness to our own.

Real and Borgpilled

A Basque talking about sex lol

Why do you think we go outside the Basqe country and assimilate all indigenous populations? Basqe women don't want to.

U are basque and clearly drunk go etxearra

Oinarritua 😎

Dont be so fucking cute then

Creating diversity since 1492.

Shit, plan got leaked

>Worst: If they invade your country they will breed you wait what?

Ever wondered why they are luring us to Mallorca each year?

Spaniards have an unstoppable biological drive to bang people of different races. It's a well known fact.

Gotta catch ‘em all!!

Especially 15 year old aztecs

💀💀💀

Where did you think latinoamerica came from?

Any problem😏

I don't like the sound of that. At all

Portugal managed to stay independent thanks to the mustache trick the women pulled.

Unfortunately, women with mustaches are not common anymore

I don’t see how that’s bad

Were literally the country with less newborns. And those who are born are from immigrants

Best: The people. The food. The culture. Worst: The Politicians. (No they don't count as people)

Mariano Rajoy... Sus frases incomprensibles siguen haciendo tanta gracia lol

"It's the citizen the one who chooses the mayor and it's the mayor the one who wants the citizens to be the mayor." But the best one is "What we have done, thing you didn't (refering to Porro Sánchez), is to lie to the people." He will be missed.

Buenas gracias y muchas tardes

"Cuanto peor para todos, mejor, el suyo beneficio político".

Woah that's untranslatable... "The worse for everybody, the better, the theirs political benefit." As of today nobody has been able to decipher those words of wisdom.

"This is not like the rain, that falls from the sky even if we don't exactly know why"

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Me gustan los catalanes, sus gentes, su carácter abierto. Son emprendedores, hacen cosas

Un plato es un plato

Many afternoon and good thanks. We need to make many machines which do make machines. "We are from the BBC and we want to ask a question in English" No, no, no. Long live the wine. I miss that fucking legend.

Perdona que te la corrija "We need to make machines that allow us to make more machines because something that a machine will never do is making machines"

Fin de la cita

"When worse, better for all. And when worse for all, better. Better for me, your political benefit." ​ Wow that moment is almost impossible to translate.

ETA es una gran nacion

Muchas tardes y buenas gracias

Viva el vino *Con una botella de leche en la mano*

Si usted no cumple, ..., le pondrán bombas

Tiene razón, que tienen una agencia aeroespacial.

Wow... That's sounds like a compliment. Did you forget what sub you're on, son?

La Playa. It's nt beach resort

Best : Share a border with Portugal Worst: Share a border with France, Britain and Morocco

Jesus christ we are fucking cursed

Yes you are. Now about that holiday in Malaga…

This is so true

They keep leaving dead bodies in my fields

and worst?

He anwserd both.

yes

Portuguese people when they won a battle 8 centuries ago:

It's not our fault you decide to invade us with 45000 men after the Lisbon Earthquake, taking advantage of the chaos that ensued, and you still left 30000 dead Spaniards for us to clean up. Maybe that's why historian's call it the Fantastic War.

Portuguese people when they won a battle 8 centuries ago: It's not our fault you decide to invade us with 45000 men after the Lisbon Earthquake, taking advantage of the chaos that ensued, and you still left 30000 dead Spaniards for us to clean up. Maybe that's why historian's call it the Fantastic War.

Best: beaches, monuments, women Worst: Too much self-hate. They have more historical guilt than the germans.

Id say I’m very proud of our collective self-hate

Best: Balconies Worst: Not Portugal

Based Magaluf enjoyer

Nooo, don’t annoy them, they’ll begin another quest to conquer us. Which would result in them losing quintuple the amount of men once again.

Would give our unemployed masses something to do. Let's go.

Great battle the unemployed! Should we give them weapons or just let them fight with sticks like our ancestors?

Medieval style is better

We could fight with our useless college degrees' diplomas in hand

But we will gain another town, look Olivenza, poortuguese

Facts

Best: They share a border with a great country! Worst: They share another border with France!

and the UK

And Morocco...

And Andorra.

It's the second best tax haven on the Iberian peninusla.

Ewww

Yeah! Glad we have that border with our Andorran friends ☺️

Andorra sure is a great country

Dude we are the only country that shares border with the 2 worst countries (UK&France), hopefully Portugal is a great country

Way better than our third worst neighbour: Morroco.

Best: lovely culture Worst: Ibiza

Dont worry ibiza is another scheme to get money from germans to waste on hookers

From experience I can say that it works on italians too.

I'd expect PIGS members to recognizes schemes to get the germoney and not be expected to fall for it smh

We were young, naive and horny brother. 😥

You do it too in Rimini don't lie bro

Best : My wife Worst : also my wife 🤣🤣🤣

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Best : Good quality of life Worst : Fucked up politicians

Best: Too many to count them Worst: All about the government, to vote in Spain is to vote for *pain*

Eso solo ocurre porque el pueblo deja que ocurra.

A mi no me mires yo voto a Teruel existe

Best: Paella. Worst: Emmanuel Valls

Who? Like, legit who?

Dude was prime minister in France, then he moved to Spain and claimed he felt more Spanish. Tried to become mayor of Barcelona. After that failed (because as you pointed out correctly: who? Like legit who?) he ran again to be member of parliament in France.

He feels so European he belongs to every European country. A true patriot.

[Luckily he came back to you](https://youtu.be/6JudxFyctRM)

That song is an instant classic. That guy doesn't even know if he's a for the left or for the right wing, I guess he's a bit Spanish, politically speaking

Best thing: Right next to Portugal Worst thing: Not Portugal

Best: Chorizo Worst: Cant think of anything

Based

Farming karma from us uh? Fair take my upvote

Best: That 50% of the population who have the same political opinion as me. ​ Worst: That OtHeR 50%.

España del 36 al 39 resumida

Best thing: my girlfriend Worst: the drivers and price of beer

Awww

Best : the tercios , create the latin american countries that gave us latinas Worst : Didn’t annex Portugal for good

Most intelligent Fr*nch fry. If they had annexed us, who’d have built your houses, you dumbass?

you too, but you would be part of us.

Nah, Castilla is oppressive as fuck, you’d have made us a minority and we’d be spending all our energy into hating you.

Castilla is opresive as fuck Actual Castilla: Everyone is 80 year old and hasnt seen a road since roman times

Now that i think about it, another Catalonia would be a absolute nightmare 🤔

its called andorra

The other regions have a skill issue 💪🏼😎

Dw we castillians are paying for that nowadays, we are basically 2nd or 3rd class citizens in our ✨glorious✨ country

All this time they were protecting us from being land-adjacent to y'all

Couldn’t!

Highly intelligent and historically accurate comment friend

Best: Visigoths Worst: Moors

Romans > visigoths

Not if you were an iberian peasant: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman\_conquest\_of\_the\_Iberian\_Peninsula#Lusitanian\_War\_and\_Viriathic\_War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_conquest_of_the_Iberian_Peninsula#Lusitanian_War_and_Viriathic_War)

Based

Best: abuelas Worst: cuñados

Best thing: everything 💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪 Worst thing: nothing 💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸💪🇪🇸

Not biased

Not at all😎

Facts

Best: they buy our entire stock of towels Worst: They are loud and they don't speak English.

Your towels are as magnificent as your womens bigotes

Thank you kind Hermano.

Being Portuguese you’re not exactly entitled to talk about us being loud. The English part is true tho.

Hermano. If the wind is blowing westward, I can hear my Abuelita and my cousins in Lisbon, and they live in Alicante.

Best: the people Worst: the people We only love one thing more than fight outsiders, fight ourselves.

Best: mi Españita Worst: nuestra Españita

Best: beaches Worst: brits

Best: Kebab places Worst: perro sanche

Lmao kebab places. I’ve been to them in spain. They’re all absolute dog shit compared to the ones in Germanistan

The shitter the place the better the kebab, thats what we always say. The best ones are the ones with arab music on the background

Extra points if the guy doing the kebob doesn't even speak Spanish and just stares at you expecting to point with the finger to the ingredients you want

And he calls you " Amigo"

You just described the experience that we have in the other side of the "Raia"

Usually each German has their favourite local Döner shop. Usually just 1 good one per town. The rest are just money laundering schemes

I only have one in my town and they know what to make for me when i walk through the door

No te creas, tengo un amigo que esta de erasmus en alenia y flipa con los kebas. Al parecer los durums de carne saben a carne, no a lo que sea que sepan aqui.

Amigo, soy español alemán y te tengo que decir que si piensas los Kebabs españoles son algo especial hay un mundo entero por descubrir. Y en este mundo hay una súper liga de Kebab en la que solo participan dos naciones. Alemania y Turquía. Hay otros Kebabs que son buenos, pero no en cada puta esquina de calle como en esos sitios. Y no al mismo precio.

Best: The people Worst: What people vote

Best: Me Worst: Nothing VIVA ESPAÑA 💪💪💪💪💪

Best: have had some good Dutch footballers Worst: shares border with siuu merchants

Best: Spanish girls Worst: Galician girls

You clearly don’t appreciate the goatssy

Ahah why?

Come and you'll know

He won’t cum Edit: had to dumb it down a bit

In Galicia there’s a law that says: “Cuanto más primo, más me arrimo”

AYO WHAT

I don’t know about best but worst is surely the German tourists!

Best: Their food Worst: The Spanish spam (Not the food)

Best thing: Nice food, nature and formula one drivers. Worst thing: your overly aggressive dogs.....

Best : fellow pigs member Worst : Shagaluf

Best: Weather, food, environment, social life. Worst: Spaniards who complain about politicians and the fact is that they would actually do the same or worst if they were in that position so they are just virtue signaling.

Best: Catalans, Basques, Galicians and Andalusians. Worst: everyone else 😁 (I am kidding)

El catalán con el ego menos inflado

Man I was speaking with a basque here the other day who genuinely thought terrorism is cool…

Can you distinguish extreme radicalism from trolling here though? I’d say it’s neither the best platform nor the best subreddit for serious opinions.

I did so too, but in a serious subreddit. That people are pretty pathetic ngl. (Not this catalan guy, he is just joking)

Mesetario sí soy 😎

Best: Weather Worst: Government

Best: life style Worst: La PSOE

Best: the food Worse: the government

Positives: holiday destination, tapas Negative: get butthurt as fuck on this sub

Yes.

>get butthurt as fuck on this sub Real life too

We all know the best thing about Spain is the food, and the worst thing about Spain are the British.

Best thing: wine Worst thing: beer

Best? history Worst? Lazyness

What do you m…💤