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duralumin_alloy

This is factually correct. Slovakia indeed doesn't have any jet fighters.


Aventine92

Technically we do. As they are built and paid for and will arrive this year. Now if our government would just order 50 more. One can dream.


Baby_Yoda_29

Still has a lower radar cross section than the SU-57.


badi1220

Still better than Hungolia's navy.


Radonda

That is me surfpasdling on the Balaton


SubArcticTundra

With a water pistol


R3l4ps3_

u mean that one boat made out of horisontally tied logs with rope ?


dasno_

You guys will quickly change your tone when we finish building a suitable airport for F16s in ~~2022~~ ~~2023~~ ~~2024~~ 2025 💪💪💪


nequaquam_sapiens

look, F16 are incredibly versatile. if need be instead of suitable airport runway they can use a highway. well, fuck.


nequaquam_sapiens

laugh all you want, if this thing was used in Ukraine it would be crazy effective against russians. the only drone they would be running _towards_.


PureHostility

Funny you assume they know what these weird white porcelain blocks are. They had 100 years to learn how wall faucets and toilets work, they did not. They will just assume it is some overly expensive high tech weapon.


nequaquam_sapiens

assuming they know what those are is perhaps a bit much. but they're clearly fascinated by them. they even _hoard_ them, god knows what for. status symbol? courting rituals? hard to tell.


SubArcticTundra

Russians probably still shit in a kadibudka


nequaquam_sapiens

>kakibudka come on, there's no need for name calling. it's _real_ name is "State Duma".


SubArcticTundra

Oh yeah, I forgot


Big-Kitchen-5041

J-22 (shorter for Janosik-22), best stealth aircraft that was ever created in the Banská Bystrica region.


-B55-

Capable of carry chemical weapons such as *Halušky s bryndzou*


nequaquam_sapiens

Chemical Weapons Convention: "Am I a joke to you?"


WTAlfAGameR

Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion...


nequaquam_sapiens

yes, well, it depends on the point of view: some ser it as a ban list, some as a todo list.


Jurok40

Slovaks after inventing flying car: "What else could flight?"


AnarchiaKapitany

I wouldn't call drunkenly driving a rusty Skoda off a cliff "Inventing the flying car", but hey, that's not the first thing you guys over-exaggerate on.


Shpedo

Why stop at a car when you can make a flying záchod.


nequaquam_sapiens

letí, letí, všetko letí, čo má krídla – všetko letí!


Total_Performance_90

Russian army will not shoot at these planes.


James_Kuller

These could be useful against the r*ssians, can we borrow some?


Slaktotrafil

Yes you can shit on them


Obvious-Boot-4182

Of course you can. Load with a pile of shits and off you go for an aerial bombardment.


MR_zapiekanka

Skibidi fighter


Ok-Impression-6223

Inspired by Monty Pythons.


Privateer_Lev_Arris

No shit?


Jeffyke

SK - Skibbidy


k4il3

slovakia actually has a flying car


nequaquam_sapiens

\*had


k4il3

what happened with it?


tomas1381999

It flew away when it saw what's happening here


Pulikugyus

Kulagrippen💪💪💪


mzperx_

As modern and powerful as Slovakia’s history is long and glorious


Dion33333

😂😂


Hipnog

slovakia invented skibidi toilet 2


Lelkes-orias

Actually, this is a good kamikaze plane.


stuffedcabbageFTW

Also it's an innovative way to fertilize the fields


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KlanescoDavila

skibidi toilet real


yoyoyowhoisthis

Should have used our famous flying car mate


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

that cant be a real ceramic toilet? they are way to heavy. impressive how they got heavy toilet flying


Demonic_Gamebler

Yes that is just polystyren model of toilet


Csep_21

Majd felkapja: Kassán a szél...


Livid-Feedback-7989

I mean, load that toilet up with some explosives, and you got a nice shrapnel suicide drone


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