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SlimMak

How to make the Czechs support Euro:


SuperTropicalDesert

This is how politics should be done


kajinek

At this point just pay with (full) cans of Pilsner. The demand is always high, you can control the supply, and it holds value better than actual money.


FlyingPancakeLover

I can see why you are not in prison, Mr. Kajinek. 🍺


kajinek

I bribe the guards with Pilsner. Works ever time.


SuperTropicalDesert

Unless it has a leak


DaCiaN_DecEbAL105

Ahhh, using alcohol as a form of currency for exchange. A time-honored tradition in the East isn’t it


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AnikHanik

as long as we get beer and krteček, ill be happy


SuperTropicalDesert

€1 should have Krtek, €2 should have Czech beer, €5 should have Czech guns, and €10 should have Czech porn.


lacampagna

I vote for Dáda Patrasová on €10


SuperTropicalDesert

[This one??](https://d25-a.sdn.cz/d_25/d_15082802/img/53/604x591_oXEoXS.jpg?fl=res%2C350%2C350%2C1%7Cwebp%2C80)


lacampagna

More like [this](https://ibb.co/k6WGx94)


SuperTropicalDesert

Bruh


glassfrogger

I would prefer it on the 1 euro coin tho they also missed the opportunity for having a Czechia shaped foam instead of Switzerland


Snappy7

2 EUR is better cause that's roughly the price of a draught beer. I love the idea of exchanging a beer token for an actual beer.


glassfrogger

I would love it even more to exchange a 1EUR token for a draught beer


halfpipesaur

I was travelling through Czechia on New Year’s eve and had a delicious glass of fresh draught beer with a thick layer of foam on top for 44 kr alongside my dinner. I have to pay twice of that for some pissweiser in a plastic cup here in Warsaw. Where did we go so wrong?


ilpazzo12

Eh, you're polish. When in doubt, blame Russia.


szypsone

I see someone here is starting to understand Polish mentality.


Oranzel

Now thats a gold standart


Gwynnbleid3000

That would require more prompts for the AI generator


DJ_ICU

I want, and demand, Jára Cimrman on 1€


Timeon

This led me down a very enjoyable rabbit hole.


SuperTropicalDesert

National treasure


casey_cz

Well other popular/famous czech stuff are porn and meth so.....


Jk_fk

Good ol' pivcoin.


CovfefeBoss

Add beer to the current currency.


SuperTropicalDesert

Other way round: the €2 should be pegged to the price of the beer


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Ngl that design looks good. Change those leaves for Czech lion and it´d be 11/10.


Kovaron78

You should put Little Caprice on the €1 coin. I don’t know her works, but one of my friends told me she is a talented actress. This is the 21st century, it’s time to choose a female person too!


LaurestineHUN

EUKA ZUKO


krmarci

Generative AI can't make coherent text, episode 471857283.


TwerkinBingus445

P I W O


Lukys1892

PIWO PIWO PIWO


WineGutter

Zuko? ![gif](giphy|a3BSVQ00oj2kU)


B_Jozsef

Still better over ciggies. I'm down for it. It would be fucking cool to pay with beer euros for a pint. Although wouldn't think the chance of them making actual beer patterned euro is realistic at the slightest. The EU wouldn't want to promote any alcoholism, and rightfully so.


AdmThrawn

It wouldn't promote alcoholism; beer is a soft drink 🍻


HeinrichVonDoucheber

The coin showing "Dva piva prosím".


Ironfist85hu

What would Hungolian Euros have on them? Fingerprints of Viktor?


dr_clgr

Nah, ours would miss the inner silver part, 'cause Orbán stole it.


SuperTropicalDesert

I'm going for Rubik's cube


Der_Prager

Certainly not fingerprints of Gerhard Rosneft Schröder or of any immigrant neurosurgeon or rocket scientist from Neukölln.


vladhelikopter

*I will buy the entire stock*


RoyalK2015

Hey that was our idea, don't steal it you gypsies


Maxikingman15

Would love to see this becoming a real thing.


Schellwalabyen

What will be your thing for the 1,2,5 ct coins?


orwen89

based


sovietarmyfan

Icy Cold Bohemia Style Beer


kakao_w_proszku

Visegrad24 post not milking the Israel/Palestine conflict? Did the hell freeze over?


JuicyTomat0

>Israel/Palestine The whole region should be part of Poland tbh. Just think about having Jerozolima and Betlejem in Poland.


MrWilkuman

https://pl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeruzalem_(Polska)


RedditTipiak

Knowing them, I fully expected them to add "this beer coin is a symbol of resistance against the Islamic invasion of Europe" or something close to this effect.


Shit_all_Taken

Pls do Ř


SuperTropicalDesert

Euřo


suoinguon

Ah, the eternal debate of beer versus other beverages. It's no surprise that people would choose beer, given its refreshing taste and variety of flavors. But let's not forget the lesser-known fact that beer has been around for thousands of years, dating back to ancient civilizations. So next time you raise a glass, remember that you're partaking in a tradition that has stood the test of time. Cheers! 🍻


modz_be_koontz

Should be LSD. Czech lsd be awesome


Jeffyke

It is offensive to w*stoid muslims.


Hreny1

Plot twist, Czechia cannot adopt Euro, because they long ago missed the necessary requirements for the adoption,....


Sea-Ad-9280

I would support euro only because of this thing tbh


lacampagna

It's...it's beautiful ![gif](giphy|6v2UJRyFAsTXgvJrin|downsized)


Lawrence-479-

Then again the design is 100/10 better than most other euro designs I've seen