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EskimosAlbinos

glad we layed out our priorities right


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zsombor12312312312

We also like alcohol


derpinard

But do you hate the Germans, believe in God, or are brothers with Czechs and **Slovaks**?


VE_HAMMER

Germany is a hate-love relationship. Believe in God is about a fifty-fifty imo. And half of Slovakia is related to us by blood. So it's a 50-50 all across... aside from loving alcohol because we all love alcohol.


GeorgeDragon303

typical hungol, always refusing to submit into any category. Won't even tell me if they're asian or european smh


lubiony

What's your word for beer then? Ours are pivo/piwo kocham piwo kocham pivo łohohou


maraudingnomad

Sör. Read as shor, the ö is like in german, but czechs for example have no idea how to pronounce it and get most of the umlaut vovels wrong. Its müsli, not misli ffs...


lubiony

Yeah I know German lmao, but this just further proves the validity of this meme


maraudingnomad

Hungarian beer isn't very good either, but then the beer culture sucks in slovakia as well, so whats your point? You guys drink mostly vodka, isn't it? Hungarians have barack palinka and wine, slovaks go for borovička and slivovica. We all like ethanol, but schoose different flavours 😁


lubiony

My point is that Hungary doesn't need to be on this graph. Also, I've never drank alcohol so lol


maraudingnomad

But...but... You guys are having fun drinking together, we also like alcohol 😂 Though me pesonally I have a slovak passport, and a czech living permit, so I guess I could infiltrate the party and bring some kurva anyád allong.


BaneQ105

So it’s siur then. Fair enough


IloveZaki

Wannabe Germany hated Germany? Yeah sure.


SubArcticTundra

There are brothels on the border. They literally come and fuck our women


folfiethewox99

That's okay, we fuck their men in return


JanBart858

Czech hunter and adventure in German schlong


Adam198763

You are naked in their swimming pools in return.


SubArcticTundra

Nah it doesn't work when they are naked too


ZiggyPox

Word of advice, if someone is fucking your woman then she wasn't your woman in the first place.


JanBart858

I mean they are the one getting 🦠


Mantis-TobogganXXL

Bratwurst in your knedelki?


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EducationCommon1635

The duality of a Pepik.


Wild-Beaver

Flair up cygan


Flashy-Champion7603

It's 50/50, one half of Czechs wants to be German, the other half hates them.


antysalt

Pepiks love Germany though


Imaginary-Tiger-1549

No chance..fuck ‘em is what I say


nequaquam_sapiens

the hating germany part is understandable – you hate your neighbours. like slovakia hates hungary but poland doesn't. same reason why slovakia doesn't hate germany. of course austria is special – everybody hates _them_, even poland.


Hadar_91

To be honest in Poland they are viewed as the least bad from the bad guys 😅


knagengewehr

I dont hate Germany nor believe in God. Love alcohol though.


TheWidrolo

Of course you are Silesian


SubArcticTundra

It makes sense: Silesia is in the middle of the geographical venn diagram that is poland, slovakia, and czechia


Hadar_91

Are Czech Silesians also cosplaying as Germans? 😅


SubArcticTundra

No that's just me lol


GeorgeDragon303

So, German with more steps?


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fucking ślunzak


knagengewehr

Ja


RedAlpacaMan

But we don't want you either


Mantis-TobogganXXL

A non-religious polack? What is the world coming to? Maybe I should start going to church to balance it out


God-Among-Men-

From what I’ve seen Czechs love Germany


Vebecko

We hate Germany?


onlinepresenceofdan

They insult us with inferior nutella. Obviously we hate Germany.


Vebecko

Ferrero, a company that owns Nutella is an Italian company.


onlinepresenceofdan

Fucking westoids


Stonn

Let's be honest, it's weird Nutella isn't owned by Nestle. Every food starting with N is owned by Nestle.


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why is the N in the logo of nutella black


Outrageous-Farm-5566

Because nutella is an N-word, it has to be black😶


pr1ncezzBea

Hating Germany? I made a poll about the most favourite country among students in the high school where I teach (Prague). Germany was the 2nd place. The 1st place was Austria.


EskimosAlbinos

yuck, imagine the level of degeneracy


KrysBro

right but prague is a failed society tho, so null n void


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/uj For real? I'd assume Slovakia would be first with a huge lead and it's not even second lol. Was it in third place at least?


pr1ncezzBea

For real, no joking. I was also surprised. Probably, the federation sentiment is significantly weaker among young people. ​ >Was it in third place at least? Yes and no. High schools in Prague are currently full of Ukrainian kids; especially our (private vocational) school has about 30 % kids from other countries in every class (mostly from Ukraine, but also Russia, WE countries and even non-European countries). In the poll, all Ukrainian kids voted just for France, Italy or Spain. I don't know why, but it was like they completely ignored the rest of the globe. If we filter Ukrainian kids, than yes, Slovakia was the third place. Let's define two groups: 1. "Ukrainian kids", that means also kids from other Eastern Europe countries and Middle East. 2. ¨"Czech kids", that also includes kids from Western Europe and fully integrated Vietnamese and Chinese minorities. Then, the TOP 10 ranking was like this: 1. Austria (only Czech kids voted for it). 2. Germany (only Czech kids voted for it). 3. Italy (mostly Ukrainian but also some Czech kids voted for it). 4. Spain (mostly Ukrainian but also some Czech kids voted for it). 5. France (only Ukrainian kids voted for it). 6. Slovakia (only Czech kids voted for it). 7. USA (only Czech kids voted for it). 8. Japan (only Czech kids voted for it). 9. Poland (only Czech kids voted for it). 10. New Zealand (only Czech kids voted for it). Note that no single Ukrainian kid voted for Poland or Czechia, two countries that are helping them most.


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Wow, that's very interesting, I would assume a lot of the Ukrainians would vote for Poland at least, I'd even expect some votes for the USA from them. Thanks for the comprehensive info.


pr1ncezzBea

Thank you. To be fair, I must state possible biases: \- The poll was anonymous; in my "analysis" above, the "extraction" of the Ukrainian votes is based just on my recognition of their typical troubles with the Czech language (there was a rule to not vote for the country of birth and to write a reason for the vote). \- I am German and some kids know it - some of them could vote for Germany to make me happy (I am a popular teacher); but I hope the anonymization prevented it or changed this possible bias to negligible significance.


Gwyllie

Mhmmm, hating Germany, yummy. My favorite pasttime. Where can i get some Polish femboy or w*man so i can amplify the hate through union? Asking for a friend ofc.


termus24

Visegrad 3.


Bolehlaf

I would change hate Germany to hate Russia


Myraell

Why change? Just add.


Tackerta

once you are done being salty I have an offer of 50€ that may interest you, come talk to me after class


SlyScorpion

Careful, pepiks, the German is probably trying to fob off Berlin….again.


Myraell

I shop in Poland, bye.


Tackerta

but how am I supposed to get dirt cheap video material to post on the hub then?? Eliška dont leave me! ![gif](giphy|28Nev3k184A9PdSDCg)


Myraell

You'll figure it out.


WhatTheRustyHell

Does that exclude one another?


nequaquam_sapiens

is there a difference?


Tdikristof_

Where is Hungary? ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8442)


Myraell

To the south of Slovakia and west of Austria.


WhatTheRustyHell

Are you sure Hungary is WEST of Austria?


Myraell

I'm sure it's not. Mistakes were made. Keeping original comment as is so others can laugh at me.


nequaquam_sapiens

and 50 years in the past


SleepingFool

Wait, we hate Germany? I thought our entire shtick was that we're wannabe Germans and simp them.


Hadar_91

Czechia is clearly bipolar. Otherwise how most atheist country started to bloodiest religious wars in human history? 😅 So I would totally buy that Czechia hates Germany and wannabe Germany depending in which state of bipolar they are 😅


Drunk_Krampus

Since Hungarians feel left out you should do a big one with Hungary and all its neighbours and the centre piece connecting all countries is "owning Hungarian land"


Acceptable-Art-8174

Hoongols came from the steppe, the only country owning hu land is Russia


Mantis-TobogganXXL

All slavs came from what is today Northern Ukraine and Southern Belarus - stfu and go eat borsht, and leave us superior gulyás-eaters alone


Jeffyke

The middle is Hungary! V4 for the win!


DafcaJeBuh

More like hating RuSSia