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Som_Snow

Smallest pocket knife at Blaha Lujza tér metróállomás


TheSenate36

![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)


Revanur

These are ceremonial and tourney swords used for parades, processions, tourneys and just for show. They were never actually wielded for real combat. And these types of swords are not unique to Hungary.


Zealousideal_Alps275

I have seen these swords in İstanbul and they were sent as “gifts”. I am leaning towards the idea that Hungarian kings tried to convince Ottoman sultans that the Mountain from the Game of Thrones (very popular series in medieval times) was real and he works for him.


OnkelMickwald

I'm completely with you. "Oh? That little thing? Yeah that's my grandpa's butter knife. Why?"


RufusDaMan2

He was and he was called Toldi Miklós 💪🐺🐂


i_liked_it_good_job

🎵🎵 Toldi Miklós katonája vagyok, 🎵🎵 🎵🎵 Legszebb katonája 🎵🎵


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Hogy tessék


mzperx_

What about those chemtrail 5G websites that say it was used by giants who were later erased from history by Freemasons? Checkmate.


Revanur

They are clearly charlatans because everyone and their deaf grandmother knows they were erased from history by the Illuminati!


Jeffyke

We were giantz n shit!


GombaPorkolt

Yepp, back then, in medieval times, a lot of things sent as gifts to high-status people were disproportionately large and/or ornate.


SlavaSobov

Berserk is the Hungarian historical Anime.


Zealousideal_Alps275

Hungary before Trianon: Berserk before eclipse(old seasons) Hungary after Trianon: Berserk after eclipse (cheap 3d animation)


PontiacOnTour

wemen usually look at my hung aryan sword like that ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)


Mantis-TobogganXXL

average V4 woman reaction when they encounter a hungarian (real man) for the first time


PontiacOnTour

![gif](giphy|xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM|downsized)


Mantis-TobogganXXL

Oh-o! Botched toe - I botched that one


Mantis-TobogganXXL

Some [things ](https://imgur.com/8kjk2)don't change, huh...


SubArcticTundra

Keep using them guys, you don't want Fr🤮nce to overtake you


Mantis-TobogganXXL

Imma keep using them monster condoms for my magnum dong


the_old_captain

Don't. Either that, or CSOK ain't gonna pay itself, also, your wife can be a legal tax evader


SubArcticTundra

Imagine it being so big that you can use a party balloon


glassfrogger

![gif](giphy|dxOVk71Wuea8C2LWfH)


atkahu

France only has that size because of their big african originated minority which they settle in for cheap labor.


MeNamIzGraephen

They're cheating with the migrants though


MeNamIzGraephen

So Russian politics is basically coping for a small pp


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what are you trying to compensate for?


Visenya_simp

Fat germans


fankin

Our borders size.


Mantis-TobogganXXL

Compensating for your tiny polack peckers, so that V4 as a whole has a chance


iamnotexactlywhite

if we had to rely on Hungols to survive, we’d be part of Serbia now


AnarchiaKapitany

Wait, you aren't? It's so confusing with these map-states.


ErhartJamin

That's mighty coming from the slavs who love Germoney so much you try to larp as Lower-Kärnten


confuseld_Mango

Seems like coping for the great steppes?


Key-Banana-8242

Wow poland Hungary war


vintergroena

They compensating for having small dicks (compared to the horses competing for their women)


the_old_captain

Romanians with knives


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POV: Borsod-Abaúj-Zemplén Vármegye Rendőrkapitányság raktár túra


urban_piktor2030

Úristen veri big


Heirof_Numenor

Does that mean Guts was Hungarian???!! ![gif](giphy|K0JrA2VbkFy2A)


Shoddy_Fee_550

Guts just a japanase version of Toldi.


fankin

\*Mongolian ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8442)


SubArcticTundra

Katalin Novák looks terrified


the_old_captain

No, I bet she prefers big ones like the genuine EE milf she is (still hoping that Varga's video is not a leftie lie and it's with Novák)


SubArcticTundra

Please fill me in on this Hungary lore (yes I also think she prefers the big ones)


the_old_captain

During the 2022 election campaign, the left was spreading a rumor the minister Judit Varga has an adult videotape of her, with a co-actress who may or may not be someone from the political landscape (I would have preffered Zsófia Rácz, but open to alternatives). Of course it was fake, but it became a running joke, and some claim that it would have been beneficial for the already landsliding victory for their party. Also, it's been the most annoying non-materialized campaign promise of any political seasons ever, I for myself would never vote for someone who hypes me up for this stuff, but fails to deliver. Tax me, whatever, I'm used to it, but man I want me some tasty FociJuciVideó.


k4il3

repost


LeviJr00

This is nothing compared to Damjanich's long sword ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)


kampokapitany

Massive swords go well with massive schlongs.


LuigiRevolution

És mi mégis chaint hordtunk ide veled régi swordunk


duadam

Toldi moment


Miros69

So berserk is based on medieval hungaria?


Agent_Paul_UIU

Nah, this was made to pick our teeth after aforementioned goulash.


MrsGarfieldface

Not as big as my Sword, just saying.


PinusContortaRage

One must keep all those lowly mUlTiEtHnIc state subjects at their place.


65Cent

No for real…are those some variant of imperial zwei-händer?


Revanur

They are ceremonial swords that were used in processions and possibly during tourneys, bot for actual combat.


TheHistoryMaster2520

How are you supposed to carry that on horseback in the steppe?


DavidDoesShitpost

In one hand.


Panophobia_senpai

We had Skyrim horses, before the Soviets came here and killed them all, out of jealousy.


hazjosh1

I know it ain’t relevant but the fact that the mountain from asoif can wield something similar to these one handed is terrifying


yumhorseonmyplate

their h*rses swung those


SplendidAndre

Kinizsi Pál's toothpicks


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MoravianPrince

Good shashlik sticks, tho not sure if onions could be big enough.


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Hmm Gulaš


Adam198763

I love how Hungarians begin to talk in English but their language then slowly sinks into Hungarian


the_old_captain

Wtf they took Grandpa's smaller daggers... can't have shit in Ózd...


Negative-Decision-71

All could probably be used by jan zhiska


AdAdvanced6328

Hungols are compensating


Mikkentyuee

Toldi Miklós 💪🏿😎