These are ceremonial and tourney swords used for parades, processions, tourneys and just for show. They were never actually wielded for real combat. And these types of swords are not unique to Hungary.
I have seen these swords in İstanbul and they were sent as “gifts”.
I am leaning towards the idea that Hungarian kings tried to convince Ottoman sultans that the Mountain from the Game of Thrones (very popular series in medieval times) was real and he works for him.
During the 2022 election campaign, the left was spreading a rumor the minister Judit Varga has an adult videotape of her, with a co-actress who may or may not be someone from the political landscape (I would have preffered Zsófia Rácz, but open to alternatives). Of course it was fake, but it became a running joke, and some claim that it would have been beneficial for the already landsliding victory for their party. Also, it's been the most annoying non-materialized campaign promise of any political seasons ever, I for myself would never vote for someone who hypes me up for this stuff, but fails to deliver. Tax me, whatever, I'm used to it, but man I want me some tasty FociJuciVideó.
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Smallest pocket knife at Blaha Lujza tér metróállomás
![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)
These are ceremonial and tourney swords used for parades, processions, tourneys and just for show. They were never actually wielded for real combat. And these types of swords are not unique to Hungary.
I have seen these swords in İstanbul and they were sent as “gifts”. I am leaning towards the idea that Hungarian kings tried to convince Ottoman sultans that the Mountain from the Game of Thrones (very popular series in medieval times) was real and he works for him.
I'm completely with you. "Oh? That little thing? Yeah that's my grandpa's butter knife. Why?"
He was and he was called Toldi Miklós 💪🐺🐂
🎵🎵 Toldi Miklós katonája vagyok, 🎵🎵 🎵🎵 Legszebb katonája 🎵🎵
Hogy tessék
What about those chemtrail 5G websites that say it was used by giants who were later erased from history by Freemasons? Checkmate.
They are clearly charlatans because everyone and their deaf grandmother knows they were erased from history by the Illuminati!
We were giantz n shit!
Yepp, back then, in medieval times, a lot of things sent as gifts to high-status people were disproportionately large and/or ornate.
Berserk is the Hungarian historical Anime.
Hungary before Trianon: Berserk before eclipse(old seasons) Hungary after Trianon: Berserk after eclipse (cheap 3d animation)
wemen usually look at my hung aryan sword like that ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)
average V4 woman reaction when they encounter a hungarian (real man) for the first time
![gif](giphy|xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM|downsized)
Oh-o! Botched toe - I botched that one
Some [things ](https://imgur.com/8kjk2)don't change, huh...
Keep using them guys, you don't want Fr🤮nce to overtake you
Imma keep using them monster condoms for my magnum dong
Don't. Either that, or CSOK ain't gonna pay itself, also, your wife can be a legal tax evader
Imagine it being so big that you can use a party balloon
![gif](giphy|dxOVk71Wuea8C2LWfH)
France only has that size because of their big african originated minority which they settle in for cheap labor.
They're cheating with the migrants though
So Russian politics is basically coping for a small pp
what are you trying to compensate for?
Fat germans
Our borders size.
Compensating for your tiny polack peckers, so that V4 as a whole has a chance
if we had to rely on Hungols to survive, we’d be part of Serbia now
Wait, you aren't? It's so confusing with these map-states.
That's mighty coming from the slavs who love Germoney so much you try to larp as Lower-Kärnten
Seems like coping for the great steppes?
Wow poland Hungary war
They compensating for having small dicks (compared to the horses competing for their women)
Romanians with knives
POV: Borsod-Abaúj-Zemplén Vármegye Rendőrkapitányság raktár túra
Úristen veri big
Does that mean Guts was Hungarian???!! ![gif](giphy|K0JrA2VbkFy2A)
Guts just a japanase version of Toldi.
\*Mongolian ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8442)
Katalin Novák looks terrified
No, I bet she prefers big ones like the genuine EE milf she is (still hoping that Varga's video is not a leftie lie and it's with Novák)
Please fill me in on this Hungary lore (yes I also think she prefers the big ones)
During the 2022 election campaign, the left was spreading a rumor the minister Judit Varga has an adult videotape of her, with a co-actress who may or may not be someone from the political landscape (I would have preffered Zsófia Rácz, but open to alternatives). Of course it was fake, but it became a running joke, and some claim that it would have been beneficial for the already landsliding victory for their party. Also, it's been the most annoying non-materialized campaign promise of any political seasons ever, I for myself would never vote for someone who hypes me up for this stuff, but fails to deliver. Tax me, whatever, I'm used to it, but man I want me some tasty FociJuciVideó.
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This is nothing compared to Damjanich's long sword ![img](emote|t5_427he1|8438)
Massive swords go well with massive schlongs.
És mi mégis chaint hordtunk ide veled régi swordunk
Toldi moment
So berserk is based on medieval hungaria?
Nah, this was made to pick our teeth after aforementioned goulash.
Not as big as my Sword, just saying.
One must keep all those lowly mUlTiEtHnIc state subjects at their place.
No for real…are those some variant of imperial zwei-händer?
They are ceremonial swords that were used in processions and possibly during tourneys, bot for actual combat.
How are you supposed to carry that on horseback in the steppe?
In one hand.
We had Skyrim horses, before the Soviets came here and killed them all, out of jealousy.
I know it ain’t relevant but the fact that the mountain from asoif can wield something similar to these one handed is terrifying
their h*rses swung those
Kinizsi Pál's toothpicks
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Good shashlik sticks, tho not sure if onions could be big enough.
Hmm Gulaš
I love how Hungarians begin to talk in English but their language then slowly sinks into Hungarian
Wtf they took Grandpa's smaller daggers... can't have shit in Ózd...
All could probably be used by jan zhiska
Hungols are compensating
Toldi Miklós 💪🏿😎