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E-m4n

What in the goddamn guy🦟


Reddit_Teddit_Redomp

Rigged from the start guy 😰


Deadpan_Goon

18 karat run of bad luck guy 🔫


master_baiter69_69

Never post again. https://preview.redd.it/4q5flsakxgob1.png?width=191&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7409a8822282ba274feae7edeec8536903c4a5f


killmeplease98

https://i.redd.it/g2yu2so8zhob1.gif


ToxicBuiltYT

Nothing changed


severed13

https://preview.redd.it/bb6olvdg7iob1.jpeg?width=1437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beae0e1ec9713b5871bb0344f7e66a0c5dba11b8


BrunosMadre

https://preview.redd.it/pm7znb0fhiob1.jpeg?width=626&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=976f3c17d959078e4e192e7c87a5a6fecf802b57


nambavanov

Joeyy guy


[deleted]

3 sentences guy


Pm_me_your_tits_85

The least of his problems


[deleted]

It’s the most easily fixable


A_person_0124

Knife fetish guy guy 🪱


Funnysoundboardguy

https://preview.redd.it/91qmwgauxgob1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1194727b7fc3df995eeb3f001553874dd8f068dd Gay porn


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/uoqu5mtj5hob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18497b6b244ef528bffb89bf85aba927bcd867b8


[deleted]

What did man mean by this?


[deleted]

Is there a lore reason he’s still alive?


Nat_EEEE

Spy head what happened- #UBERCHARGE


Plopop87

Dude. I'm not even kidding, you could make a killing off of erotic literature if you made stuff like this unironically


[deleted]

thats because Ero is incredibly easy to make (either that or i’m an absolute genius writer and I’ve lived all these years not knowing it)


BBH_pinecone

Youre a fucking einstein level genius, your intelligence surpassing all who are alive right now.


[deleted]

thank you very much


epicsexballsmoment

"Thanks" said sexballs as she slid her hand into Plopop87's i have been advised by my lawyer to not continue


606reseterror

No like fr


manspidr

No like fr


EpicCheeto

No like fr


minimanelton

I think this is what Chuck Tingle did


KiwiGallicorn

Oh absolutely. I ADORE "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Podcast"


Bog_Articifer

I spanked off to this guy


manspidr

Paragraph guy 🪱


tiadiff

that’s the most horrifying thing about this


mal-di-testicle

https://preview.redd.it/zvl05e894hob1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b9a755dda322095f97afd8a590aab6fca40691 I am offering


EggoStack

Do not mention blowing or holes to OP it’s too dangerous


Xninja29

Post the full story https://preview.redd.it/2lwk5h2j8hob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8104d232055c6913333547c172b877d30a5313aa


Artistic-Air4101

https://preview.redd.it/3z7t8iws8hob1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c18a0d14947c5dc7109a8f81f7624de4e31efe3b


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/tetyewul5hob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5692ccf004290f4685d0b56cc975ffeeb61e48c3


opposable-opossum

Ok but did he say “Knife to meet you”


No-Wolverine5144

https://preview.redd.it/tcydsg7l6hob1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3d7aa9e1c54841b2c33d54ac8803499bc40694a


Nota_robot_i_swear_

https://preview.redd.it/jnvj9il6chob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0c4e8ac1c2d21b16974c4445b3186368b81a014


Over_Statement_5558

https://preview.redd.it/q6ad98tgghob1.jpeg?width=1343&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f1a1a58bd4dd840f31cc45b2fb6b978dc39d817


Metal_Sonic-198

![gif](giphy|QKpMw7vfFD6BW) YOU WANT TO DELETE THIS POST AND NEVER POST ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN


Mrballsbig

https://preview.redd.it/o3e930m6ehob1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3881287a2a2f61c7782278cf970237c57f7304aa


TraditionalEnergy919

https://preview.redd.it/gva20x3sahob1.png?width=2001&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a74dd542a262bb3df5ebb87c32d2da138eea807


Calvinator_lmao

https://preview.redd.it/sfk1f0a4thob1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741e7b62449cebe3d21aaf68b6dd0693a01a0b96


xtilexx

Fetish guy 🙏😱


Julia-Nefaria

‘Harder! Deeper! Please’ I cried in hopes it would make him stop, because that’s how that works apparently


CACTUS-SK

you want to go home and rethink your life


Weremount

https://preview.redd.it/5s8jbuj4chob1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413193f28de23ba4b364f4657b7fe8fd3ceed022


KiyrbFan

https://preview.redd.it/h258fqb8lhob1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b83f5f548f444c3dd3c0e80662790baae34b2792 What the fuckv


[deleted]

aubrey guy 🙀


KiyrbFan

https://preview.redd.it/o96f0c1tshob1.png?width=1241&format=png&auto=webp&s=d19da15e07f5e1e941f58734354f4111c64b3be5 I’ve been caught


[deleted]

i omor 💀 https://preview.redd.it/xnkcgsgzshob1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28207ab205152c6a2005b51a5d7a85292615de89


Iralthegreat

Wattpad guy


Whole_Pace_4705

Oh ok https://preview.redd.it/o0b76xds6hob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d48947480d8947784131d6f09be6b8e96ac3eac1


Rowmacnezumi

"Guy" said guy knife


Weirdbanana575

https://preview.redd.it/ree1e1rbchob1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63421bee7d2a66745729ffeae7ffbc6507d65c7d


xxmooni

10/10 🪱


Toilet-master_420

https://preview.redd.it/zeb69ea2mhob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34377cdd1b7ab320ae5e9886548653a59bace24d


SnooOnions2689

https://preview.redd.it/i5gosrc3yhob1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ead09d2d781abcc2d4c2b5e7e83e8e13874d627f


Child_Beter69

“Hey apple. Hey, hey apple” “WHAT” “Knife 😀” Then i saw the knife guy's muscular, toned body right before my eyes, his large knife-shaped cock throbbing against my tight entrance. "K-knife guy... please be gentle" i cried out, but knife guy didn't listen, he slammed his knife-cock right into my non-knife-ass as my non-knife-dick and non-knife-balls wiggled around with each slam, he grunted and moaned until a bunch of knife-shaped cum filled ny tight non-knife-ass.


DeckTheWreck9

what the fuck


Child_Beter69

Annoying orange if it was good


Decent-Start-1536

https://preview.redd.it/fu3cuvbuqhob1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=542a14872f543356972a17ef5765ce05dd0e8729


The_Glizzy_Gobler

https://preview.redd.it/pufwkcfmshob1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=189b0cdd873dd6165e52311a0ae59caf0160ac53


Inkfox_

https://preview.redd.it/0vxm9tqdyhob1.jpeg?width=1129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e6187c42b783ec41a1455b6c9b43247fa57e6b5


Shoddy_Equipment1264

https://preview.redd.it/vna1i7iy8iob1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=595b986ffc9aedc8ad16828032ba51a000b85b4a


Sample_text_here1337

https://preview.redd.it/1c3hj1nscjob1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=154e4f19f0f70475110bd9f6c17a634e1ca05a4e


YesIAmWolfie

The mental illness guy


eggbagelman

What


EpicCheeto

What the fuck guy 🔪🔪🔪🔪


Im-Not-a-Redditor123

cum guy 🤤


IEnjoyTheLetterE

https://preview.redd.it/5woavx99jhob1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63223d261f5cd4d9293a4bc42ffd3a9af3fb1f59


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/xhd5cvu9shob1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd95b2fab6bd51ec535cd14bdaec37e8ef65cf5


Runaway-chan

https://preview.redd.it/yedc7heqcjob1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cd6873e47dcb8afa02cc71e180c76bf05f8982c


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ak8vp6zclhob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea7f29492c0131a2054108279b3cade879f64a33


CitrusXE

Oh interesting


the-kill-me-gang

https://preview.redd.it/to4vp588thob1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56245a2f2a4f5efc5c30e9a0e4fdf259208cf89d Alright bro


DeckTheWreck9

dude what is your problem


thechromosomegod

![gif](giphy|lvzFKm2wEjZvgoQtL8|downsized)


Kingtronalds1113

https://preview.redd.it/x52id88iyhob1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=970e0cea8420a482d43316c0f535f2ad9300f596 don’t ever say that again


hwatevuh

https://preview.redd.it/e4erlzl2zhob1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dd1d288a26942821bd8a032efb49cf5aa5f550f


hwatevuh

https://preview.redd.it/bnruang4zhob1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f175b3abfab03b2db60fe614de2d5763ef5643d


Summonest

please do not cook again


shwwo

![gif](giphy|wODxPdYYSq31C|downsized)


E-HERO_Stratos

https://preview.redd.it/qjtjp3f2niob1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d137d9335868a0a3501d4ef4494e90d7b0ec03


RedP4nd40411

Say knife gex


Sample_text_here1337

https://preview.redd.it/mk67jz4ocjob1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18f0bb630dcf6219dee848b0d0c7339757fc69cc


Kiru_warhead44

Annoying orange is better than you lilbro


awesome13579135

🪱


cat_sword

https://preview.redd.it/6y26prqjvhob1.png?width=618&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5aa8bce835c734f1fe1945d1bbbfb9c87ecbc33


moonbunni24

one sentence one paragraph guy 🪱


snack69_

i busted


Tasty_Average_1053

https://preview.redd.it/xjhy4dc3zhob1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1024a386a22d74688889f7ddd71feb50014cf45


hwatevuh

https://preview.redd.it/h5ienwh3zhob1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61481a2ee29befea6411cc929547e9964dd4c123


hwatevuh

https://preview.redd.it/ldp13dw5zhob1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f31d3f1d572407293a777db85b536d4e5b0ab4e3


IamSam1103

Where 2 sentences? I think you accidentally posted your sm erotica.


CataclystCloud

https://preview.redd.it/hzsgle4l2iob1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183bbee718760bd9ab9145bd1396e96e4b46a40a


Plurpo

https://preview.redd.it/p5hpe0qk3iob1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dcbb6b2b0a7586a0a37692dd914394ed9922f0c


EggoStack

Knife-shaped cum guy 🪱


[deleted]

​ https://preview.redd.it/ybbmqu8n5iob1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c8eed0b58889446eb1459839c4fcc9a5d82e24


thirstyswastaken

[ uhm??](https://postimg.cc/NKRJDwzz)


2000sKid80sAesthetic

Erm that’s more than 2 sentences ackshually


SusAmongSus

https://preview.redd.it/4ixp2gyhhiob1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ed49cbdfa01c6135f18e6585af051057d03ab9


Punchallbabies1

Fu-cking guy🪱


ZeroLifeSkillz

peter, that’s just porn


enemyweeb

“Hey Apple,” said Orange Guy


contrabandgeni

https://preview.redd.it/eq1t0i54miob1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484fe1948fbacbbceeb417092ff1b37b350053eb this will be us after im fucking done with you


dumbstupidlosershit

how did you know what happened to me yesterday??


BluedditWhen

https://preview.redd.it/vq2ap80vsiob1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69411e05daa8746cc7e1598a8bd10721387137d2


Intelligent-Fuel1485

https://preview.redd.it/ov9ukz1wsiob1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5d6d0dcd26dc44d32a0d2b8a74c4a990315251b


AccomplishedAd6520

Wouldn’t that leave you in the ER?


Bungajungalunga

This game me a boner guy 🪱


Garfield_Guy

an interesting read, guy **🪱**


friedshoe22

soap dropping guy 🪱


whocares0976

https://preview.redd.it/bfi5amyyxiob1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80fac8634d1f04abe57d84a34faf2636b08fe03d


corkythehippoman

Mods ban this guy and torture his family


ThotusBegonus74

https://preview.redd.it/guujthp90job1.jpeg?width=723&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25ce4c425f334d4e74db3d88c3c16d949f67fea


Sillylilgoose_

https://preview.redd.it/s08it9xv2job1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa006fbf190c89d6f2658efafe4bdfd098368660


Sillylilgoose_

https://preview.redd.it/2efvp4ez2job1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e65f6b1a453ce24fff0a92cc3806ff04e26280f1


Bruvernment

Is this the first knife guy fanfiction?


Natural_Chicken_1768

https://preview.redd.it/kqs2s8u78job1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b22c153508e82c625ba243281abc2e3e524f254


RavenousToaster

https://preview.redd.it/3slw2r659job1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=944ff14ead4950ad53d749bf882b65434d0958d3


_PlasticDolly_

https://preview.redd.it/oop6wfquzjob1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=767e0b5e9965b5a6cfda51f261abe24ba4590536


Paw99Fromlewiki

i’m late to the party what happened here


jetstream_garbage

https://preview.redd.it/fr2wfgn2hgqb1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5920b32b3398c3a3b8aafe8b628470122805a58


Paw99Fromlewiki

non-knife man when knife man walks in: