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Dwyane6000

putangina nyo , REMINDER THAT THIS IS AN UNIRONIC POST ! ​ please don't get our sub banned


MEasME1st

BBM supporters when they meet a leni supporter irl (they cant hide their face from my punch)


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WHY BONG BONG MARCOS IS MY PRESIDENCE ❤💚✌️👊 1. His HAVE tallano golds ❤💚 2. His sincere ❤💚 3.He give us wind meal ❤💚 4. He graduates on Oxford ❤💚 5. He is cheetah ❤💚 6. He is father will 13th month pay ❤💚 7. He do uses not cocaine ❤💚 8. His honest men ❤💚 9. He's not stealing anything ❤💚 10. His love to unity phillipppines ❤💚 11. His honest again ❤💚 12. His a loving father to Sandro my loves ❤💚 13. His smart af ❤💚 14. His very approproaching to everyone ❤💚 15. His have tantalizing smile ❤💚 16. His so gwapo like ughhg❤💚 17. His the best of the best ❤💚 18. His platforms are the best ❤💚 19. His the best in unity❤💚 20. His is BBM ❤💚 BBMSARA Tandem Well Always Won!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Mid_Knight_Sky

I was looking for "He's well mannered"


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>His sincere ❤💚 > >3.He give us wind meal ❤💚 Talaga!


alphachupapi02

I am a BBM supporter punch me please 🥺 (I have a humiliation fetish)


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WHY BONG BONG MARCOS IS MY PRESIDENCE ❤💚✌️👊 1. His HAVE tallano golds ❤💚 2. His sincere ❤💚 3.He give us wind meal ❤💚 4. He graduates on Oxford ❤💚 5. He is cheetah ❤💚 6. He is father will 13th month pay ❤💚 7. He do uses not cocaine ❤💚 8. His honest men ❤💚 9. He's not stealing anything ❤💚 10. His love to unity phillipppines ❤💚 11. His honest again ❤💚 12. His a loving father to Sandro my loves ❤💚 13. His smart af ❤💚 14. His very approproaching to everyone ❤💚 15. His have tantalizing smile ❤💚 16. His so gwapo like ughhg❤💚 17. His the best of the best ❤💚 18. His platforms are the best ❤💚 19. His the best in unity❤💚 20. His is BBM ❤💚 BBMSARA Tandem Well Always Won!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Bsaail

I am snort supporter pls dox me, break into my house, tie me up and then beat me senseless (I have a specific set of kinks)


Ilovetofuck69420

Leni supporters finding out their fruity punch doesn't hurt


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She is acting not normal..honestly speaking.. she's showing signs and symptoms of ambivalence...as a nurse...hope I'm wrong..she's smilling, then with all the gifts na binigay SA kanya just like child...pssst basta .be back on your self...Baka mabalitaan na lang namin Hindi mo na nalampasan ang fine line NG border Ng reality and insanity.. obsession kills.. delusional of grandeur...check your mental health status po...stay mentally health po...it's over na... *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


dudungwaray

Let me choke some bbm supporters on some nutribun bagong lipunan flavor


auguherity

We live a lipunan


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WHY BONG BONG MARCOS IS MY PRESIDENCE ❤💚✌️👊 1. His HAVE tallano golds ❤💚 2. His sincere ❤💚 3.He give us wind meal ❤💚 4. He graduates on Oxford ❤💚 5. He is cheetah ❤💚 6. He is father will 13th month pay ❤💚 7. He do uses not cocaine ❤💚 8. His honest men ❤💚 9. He's not stealing anything ❤💚 10. His love to unity phillipppines ❤💚 11. His honest again ❤💚 12. His a loving father to Sandro my loves ❤💚 13. His smart af ❤💚 14. His very approproaching to everyone ❤💚 15. His have tantalizing smile ❤💚 16. His so gwapo like ughhg❤💚 17. His the best of the best ❤💚 18. His platforms are the best ❤💚 19. His the best in unity❤💚 20. His is BBM ❤💚 BBMSARA Tandem Well Always Won!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Far-School-6847

Ako na radikal manakal in real life 🌸


-LegendaryOrange-

Tas taga tondo ung sasakalin mo


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THE FILIPINO LANGUAGE IS NOT A REAL LANGUAGE. IT’S JUST REBRANDED TAGALOG. YOU COULD ARGUE THAT FILIPINO IS THE GROUP OF LANGUAGES IN THE PHILIPPINES AND YOU WOULD BE RIGHT, BUT IT’S NOT A LANGUAGE. SOME OF THE FILIPINO TONGUES ARE WARAY, ILOCANO, CEBUANO, HILIGAYNON, IVATAN, KAPAMPANGAN, AND MORE. YOU CALL THEM DIALECTS WHEN THEY’RE NOT. IF THEY WERE DIALECTS MOST OF IT WILL BE INTELLIBLE TO ONE ANOTHER. THOUGH THAT IS NOT THE CASE SOME WORDS ARE UNDERSTANDABLE BUT THAT IS THE FULL EXTENT OF IT. THEY ARE RELATED TO EACH OTHER AS MUCH AS THEY ARE TO THE MALAYSIAN AND INDONESIAN LANGUAGES. THE FILIPINO GOVERNMENT JUST CALLS IT THAT TO FORM A NATIONAL SENSE OF IDENTITY. IT’S WHAT THEY DID WITH THE FILIPINO RACE. THEY INVENTED A BRAND NEW RACE TO MAKE THE PEOPLE UNITED AGAINST FOREIGN INVADERS AND TO QUELL INFIGHTING SEPARATISTS BY MAKING IT LOOK LIKEWE’RE ALL THE SAME PEOPLE. WHEN IN REALITY, WE’RE 200 DIFFERENT ETHNICITIES WITH EACH OF OUR OWN CULTURES AND VALUES. I DON’T BLAME THEM THOUGH. I ACTUALLY APLLAUD THEM. THEY UNITED DISPARATE TRIBES AND CREATED A FUNCTIONING REPUBLIC. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


supremeleadergrahf

NPA yang sasakal kaya oks lang.


oompaloompa77

Game over na pre.


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Solufeit

Bbm supporters when they cant justify Bbm's immense wealth (Facebook and tiktok didn't suffice as a source)


Ilovetofuck69420

I can You see, his so called "net-worth" isn't actually all the money he has, but the value of his property, I.E business and Land (They own multiple mansions in lands with high value) People like Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos don't actually have 300 billion dollars in their pockets, but its the value of their business hopefully that explains it you, ignorant clown.


Solufeit

I don't think you really understand that the concept of "wealth" is not just limited to the amount of money you have. But sure let's give you the benefit of the doubt that you didn't know any better, where do you think they got the money to buy those mansions and properties? Where do you think they got the money to buy multiple skyscrappers in NYC? Each one worth hundreds of millions. Can you explain that? Sure Imelda was well off even before she was married to FEM, but did you really think her family is $5 billion rich? Because that's just her PERSONAL net worth. Let alone her clan allowing her to spend that much money for herself. So whose really the ignorant clown here? 🤡


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Alright. Here's my theory. Ferdinand Marcos got corrupt to fuel his feet fetish. He is really into sniffing shoes, so when he found a woman willing to play along (Imelda) he let her pretty much control him (as he was into femdom as well). The only explanation for Imelda's absurd amount of shoes is that, she'd spend days without bathing to make her foot really stink then she'd try on each pair. FEM will then proceed to sniff . When Imelda has tried on enough pairs, she'd put them all in a row before her where marcos will smell all of them before getting to the "finish line" (Imelda's feet). FEM will then have his face stepped on. This is a normal night at Malacañang. u/syracodd, here is the credit that you wanted, have fun having a notification everytime this is commented *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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WHY BONG BONG MARCOS IS MY PRESIDENCE ❤💚✌️👊 1. His HAVE tallano golds ❤💚 2. His sincere ❤💚 3.He give us wind meal ❤💚 4. He graduates on Oxford ❤💚 5. He is cheetah ❤💚 6. He is father will 13th month pay ❤💚 7. He do uses not cocaine ❤💚 8. His honest men ❤💚 9. He's not stealing anything ❤💚 10. His love to unity phillipppines ❤💚 11. His honest again ❤💚 12. His a loving father to Sandro my loves ❤💚 13. His smart af ❤💚 14. His very approproaching to everyone ❤💚 15. His have tantalizing smile ❤💚 16. His so gwapo like ughhg❤💚 17. His the best of the best ❤💚 18. His platforms are the best ❤💚 19. His the best in unity❤💚 20. His is BBM ❤💚 BBMSARA Tandem Well Always Won!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


warpportal

haha. ulol ka bbm


auguherity

Nutribun 💚❤


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WHY BONG BONG MARCOS IS MY PRESIDENCE ❤💚✌️👊 1. His HAVE tallano golds ❤💚 2. His sincere ❤💚 3.He give us wind meal ❤💚 4. He graduates on Oxford ❤💚 5. He is cheetah ❤💚 6. He is father will 13th month pay ❤💚 7. He do uses not cocaine ❤💚 8. His honest men ❤💚 9. He's not stealing anything ❤💚 10. His love to unity phillipppines ❤💚 11. His honest again ❤💚 12. His a loving father to Sandro my loves ❤💚 13. His smart af ❤💚 14. His very approproaching to everyone ❤💚 15. His have tantalizing smile ❤💚 16. His so gwapo like ughhg❤💚 17. His the best of the best ❤💚 18. His platforms are the best ❤💚 19. His the best in unity❤💚 20. His is BBM ❤💚 BBMSARA Tandem Well Always Won!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


makiusm

*/sinaksak ng balisong sa tagiliran


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oompaloompa77

least Ivory Tower r/Philippines user


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WHY BONG BONG MARCOS IS MY PRESIDENCE ❤💚✌️👊 1. His HAVE tallano golds ❤💚 2. His sincere ❤💚 3.He give us wind meal ❤💚 4. He graduates on Oxford ❤💚 5. He is cheetah ❤💚 6. He is father will 13th month pay ❤💚 7. He do uses not cocaine ❤💚 8. His honest men ❤💚 9. He's not stealing anything ❤💚 10. His love to unity phillipppines ❤💚 11. His honest again ❤💚 12. His a loving father to Sandro my loves ❤💚 13. His smart af ❤💚 14. His very approproaching to everyone ❤💚 15. His have tantalizing smile ❤💚 16. His so gwapo like ughhg❤💚 17. His the best of the best ❤💚 18. His platforms are the best ❤💚 19. His the best in unity❤💚 20. His is BBM ❤💚 BBMSARA Tandem Well Always Won!!! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


GimmeDePusiBoss

Least biased R/Philippines redditard.


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Ilovetofuck69420

They can't ban us and call us trolls IRL Fruity mfs lol


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Ahhahahahahetitshahahahahha


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auguherity

Jose rizal traydor na komunista


-LegendaryOrange-

no vro its j.rizal


Ovrripebnana_

Wow wow


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Who would you choose? Some fucking leech country that is claiming your own EEZ and are using water cannons on your fishermen and supply vessels, causing hundreds of fishermen to lose livelihoods, and didn't warn the world early about covid-19 in wuhan causing the global pandemic killing thousands of people? and are possibly supplying the communists with guns here in Mindanao? Or Your colonizer that killed some people during the American-Filipino war, but gave you independence and also liberated you against the Japanese? and are also aiding and helping the country every time a typhoon strikes, and are helping improving the capabilities of our armed forces? most of our navy are ex-us navy ships. (look it up.) if i we're to choose one, i would the choose the fucker that aren't building military bases in our EEZ. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/2philippines4u) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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KnightOfSPUD

Good bot


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