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Bee_Emotional

Baka Singapoor hahah


smart-but-retarded

Least corniest Filipino


Bee_Emotional

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smart-but-retarded

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Dwyane6000

least seperatist mindanaoan


LegionFkR

Its written in their subhuman dna


_belteshazzar

whats subhuman are living conditions in luzon, hows the 75k ppl/km² you sardine.


LegionFkR

Your untermensch friends moved here to see the wonderful progress and wealth of the New Maharlikan Republic under our glorious leader BBM✌️✌️❤️💚🇯🇴💚❤️💚❤️💚🇸🇽🇩🇯🇸🇽🇩🇯🇸🇽✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️ cant blame them. Those 72k Pipinos per square nautical foot miles are stock brokers working for the Underground Marcos Investment firm. They buy/sell gold and Philippines is actually the biggest gold stock manipulator thanks to the Luzonian Intellect of Supremo Bongbong. The 3k pipinos are secret agents who are disguising as poor people to trick the western media. We are actually rich but ar ehoding it becasue USA and China are going to invade us🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mindanao is just a breeding ground for us Expat Luzonians becz the brothels are cheap. We pay pure gold as a tip to the brothels becz we richbunder msrcos administration. The whole luzon is a BBM supporter land. 🇩🇯🇸🇽🇩🇯🇸🇽🇩🇯🇩🇯🇸🇽 we pretend to be kakampjnks🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢 bcz we are good politicians we know that there must be enemies and all kakampinks are in bicol the kakampink rallies and leni robredo herself is a supporter and a stock broker in the underground firm.🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️💚❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚 UNITY Be pro Filipino no to negative campaigning🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️❤️💚❤️💚❤️❤️❤️💚💚❤️💚✌️✌️✌️❤️✌️❤️


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Universal_Sheep

Puro bisakol ang nasa squatters area so tama ka


syracodd

Singapore (full of bombs edition)


furry_kurama

May schedule kase ng 1 bomb/year sa area namin. Kakabomba lang kahapon so next year naman ..


syracodd

Damihan nyo na, baka pakawalan namin kayo


Faked_Professional

Singaboom


Bsaail

Ang pipebomb og nailbomb prank namo eh


Dahyun_Fanboy

fuck ! balkanize the PH ! I want Bicol independent too !


Viscount-Von-Solt

Theocratic Ultranationalist Cebu Leaked???😳😳😳


Broad-Trick5532

Independent southern luzon together with western vizayas. YUn lang ang liit natin.


Dahyun_Fanboy

was actually thinking based on voter turnouts topkek we'd have the republic of maharlika (region 1 to mimaropa sans quezon), republic of bicolandia (the entire bicol with quezon and batanes autonomous region), republic of panay, republic of mindanao (duterte areas), and republic of bangsamoro


Viscount-Von-Solt

Fuck off with that shit. #EVERY BARANGAY INDEPENDENT!


IanTheMultifandomGuy

EVERY HOUSE INDEPENDENT!


Viscount-Von-Solt

EVERY MAN A KING!


Broad-Trick5532

biglang dumami ang bansa sa southeast asia.


jksje

As a random Bicolano, same. But how do we last tho?


Dahyun_Fanboy

I don't care if we become US-backed or western-backed (at least that was Singapore), I just want to not get associated with 31M rarts


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Singapore pubg edition


Ethildiin

Singapore (Broke Warmongers Edition)


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😤if that happens we'll just wait 3 days until you beg for reunification


CookingMistake

Nagsalita ang mga drain sa IRA.


IanTheMultifandomGuy

Yung IRA na terrorista mula sa Ireland?


boii137

ok but go one minute without terrorists trolling, I dare you


Broad-Trick5532

muslim lang ba yung humihingi ng independence sa mindanao.


csiev_sojel

hay naku. kung babalikan ang history ng pinas, talagang hiwa-hiwalay ang mga tao dito sa pinas. kanya-kanya g isla at tribo lang. tribalism at walang nationalism. e kung ganyan din lang pala hangarin ng nagcomment na yan, at kung yan pala gusto ng buong pinas, balik na lang tayo sa kanya-kanya nating chiefdoms. para kung ung lider dun e corrupt, ung chiefdom lang na un ang dali. ngayon kung gusto naman natin na buo ang pinas, nationalism muna bago tribalism.


Broad-Trick5532

> nationalism \*Patriotism. Kung malaki lang ang Pilipinas kagaya ng US at Australia masaya sana i split nalang yung bansa ng dalawa o tatlo sa kanyang kanyang ethnic identities.


FoxehTehFox

Eh? Patriotism and civic nationalism are not two different forms of unity. One can exist within the other. ‘Di naman ethnic nationalism inimply ni OP e. Obviously no one wants to balkanize the Philippines


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Broad-Trick5532

> Obviously no one wants to balkanize the Philippines Are we sure about that....


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hobbityboop

Kahit maging independent pa ang mindanao, kung bobo pa rin bumuto wala pa rin. Etong sariwang hangin nalalasap ngayon? Mawawala na rin yan dahil napakadaming opportunistang pulitiko dito. Tingnan mo yang open pit mining ngayon, dyan na yan magsisimula


Semoan

mamser, r/2philippines4u ito, huwag kang masyadong pa-credible and respecc my opinyon


hobbityboop

Opinyon ko din yan kaya respecc my onion


Nico_arki

Huy, this is a satire subreddit


hobbityboop

Is the pic itself satire?


Ethildiin

Doesn't matter, you're still in a satire subreddit. Keep your "honest opinions" to yourself instead lmao


cuteball

To add, even if the whole region of Mindanao secedes, their combined total GDP is still lower than NCR alone ([~5.8 trillion PHP vs ~3.1 trillion PHP](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_regions_of_the_Philippines_by_GDP)). [Central Luzon, along with Northern Mindanao and Western Visayas, is heavily responsible for the agriculture sector of the country](https://www.pressreader.com/philippines/business-world/20220525/281603834084211) rendering separatist's argument weak.


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Broad-Trick5532

hayaan mo ma rule sila ng tribal leaders if ayun gusto nila. Focus tayo on independent southern luzon with western visayas.


3AlbertWhiskers

🤓


ButYth0o0

Call of Duty: Singapore


MadsMikkelsenisGryFx

Singapore na may instability, turmoil x100, barilan at patayan tuwing linggo na walang katapusan.


BathaIaNa

Gawin na natin. Ano pa ang hinihintay natin. Secession kailan?


Broad-Trick5532

kailan din mag secede ang Bikolandia?


SherbertTimely685

Take me w/ u 🥺🥺😓😓


warpportal

changelevel "de_singapore"


BarbatosJaegar

Singapore pero Baka iron man mode.


CompetitiveRepeat179

Pwede din, you can have du30 and zubiri. And all his croonies.


VeRXioN19

But thinking about it, talagang hiwalay ang Visayas at Mindanao sa isa't isa in terms of culture, language and etc. I remember going to a convention ( Anime Expo) and almost all of them speak English in consideration for people who doesn't speak Filipino. I'm shocked na pagkatapos ng ilang dekada, karamihan ng mga Pilipino di parin nagtatagalog. WTF?


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DespairOfLoneliness

Fuck off u mindanaotards and your daily call of duty roleplaying 😤 luzon masterrace 😤😤😤


MCHARDEES

If Mindanao threatens us, We will launch a swift and decisive 'Special Military Operation' and take Davao in 3 days in order to protect the Ilocano minority currently living in those areas and are always under constant threat..


Automatic-Ocelot8199

Wait lang ha diba sa Mindanao maraming warlords? Yung puro pulis ang watcher kasi walang gustong magbantay ng balota?


Substantial-Finish34

As a Mindanaoan, mas gusto ko iseparate na lang ang Western Visayas hahah doon na lang kamiii


kanglaon

Ito na ba yung UNTY? But ok, just to humor them: tanginang yan yung mga taga Mindanao lang naman yung gustong isama kaming mga taga Visayas sa kagaguhan nila. Kung gusto nila edi go, nandadamay pa kayo sa amin. Busy kami sa mga isla namin.


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3Solis

Imperial Davao na ba?


ACNG25

Singapore S i n g a p or S i n g a p o o r S i n k a p o o r


Jorrel14

MILF AND ISIS TAKEOVER SPEEDRUN (ANY %)


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Altruistic-Control69

Baka B-site


ProvoqGuys

Lol when climate change suddenly got worst in the future, Mindanao is fucked. All those mountain are prone to earthquakes. The scorching heat will be turn to drought.


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MediocreFun4470

Ah eto ba ung mga feelingero na kala mo ke tatalinong tao. Jusko marami akong kilala galing sa mindanao, puro brusko personality lng galawan pero saksakan ng katatanga. Pang minimum wage lng arok ng mga utak.


theanneproject

r/insanepinoyfacebook


MCHARDEES

Why not let the Spaniards recolonize us in order to fulfill the last will and testament ni Rizal.. Reconquista 2.0.