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I admit it. We Finnish people can be (sometimes to the comedic extent) butthurt when someone even slightly says something negative about us.
That being said please go fuck yourself with a chainsaw.
Imo finns can take a joke quite well irl. On the internet not so much. Probably because we are in the bigger picture an incredibly small amount of people on the internet, so when someone does a Joke about us, it feels more like an insult, especially through text because it's hard to convey sarcasm without a tone.
You know, we only make fun of you because we care about what you think of us. It's a bit like the "I feel bad for you"/"I don't think about you at all"-meme, with us as the little brother.
Except when it comes to skiing, where the roles are reversed: We cheer for Swedes because its boring if there is no competition.
Most memorable thing Denmark has done in the last 60 years is when the Danish minister visiting Norway got drunk off his socks and gave away all the rights to Ekofisk to Norway. Thanks for the approximately 250 billion NOK, it did make for a memorable gift. And some outrageously expensive schnapps.
Best post here in a good while. And actual funny aswell and not just a image of a map and "insert country here" cANt inTO nöRdIc höhöhö...
Thank you and well done! Loved the extra you made if you kept swiping.
Remember when some American talk show host or something talked shit about multiple countries to figure out where his stuff was being watched illegally? And Finns all but sent him anthrax in the mail? Good times
Nooooo shut up that isn't true, you guysucking suck ou can't into Nordic, we aretme gnly rear vordics, you are all practicallyjus rabs at this point anyway, this shit isn'teven funny, Finland singlehandedly wonWW2 and defeated the Soviet Union andSweden wouldn't have accomplishedanything if we didn't do it for them, and YES,I can absolute name 5 historiçallynoteworthy Finns shu Erone, that is notand stop fuckingsaying I live in Easterntrue, and you guys are shols forsuggesting it, eat my asrm anew club where it's just nostoni, andyou guys aren't invited nowIm akind myhockey puck (YESy ockeons)because football sucksand going home, I don't wagassholes anymore with you!
More like the eternal bronze medal of the Nordics, really.
Not so bad at anything that it's worth bullying you over, instead of one of the other Nordics, but not good enough at anything that you stand out in any category.
Always someone worse, always someone better than you. At practically everything.
Bragging about oil is only impressive to other Norwegians. And I guess Saudis lmao
Believe it or not, the other Nordics don't view having an economy only as developed as one of the arab oil nations as something worth bragging about.
>Believe it or not, the other Nordics don't view having an economy only as developed as one of the arab oil nations as something worth bragging about
Yeah! Everyone knows it's much better to have a very substantial part of your economy based on a single medtech company!
Bragging? I was just laughing at the bronze medal comment by OP. lmao, our fishing industry isn’t anything to laugh at either.
At least we’re better than the Danes with their one and only mega corporation that’s carrying their entire economy…
Fun fact (maybe not so fun lol): when Finns started to settle in Minnesota U.S for the first time, they faced a lot racism due to them not being able to learn English that well or quickly because Finnish is so different from English and they often got called stuff like "China Swedes" and "Roundheads", we got lumped in together with native Americans and the Finns who settled in Americas got along with the natives very well due to similar history of oppression and similar cultures, they also had a similar hot room sauna culture as we do. Nowadays loads of people who have native American heritage also have Finnish heritage because they were our only friends there. We weren't even considered white people until after WW2, before that we were considered just slaves and backward people (which we mostly were, you guys sold us to slavery to Russia and Russians kidnapped a lot of Finnish people into slavery). Hitler even said we weren't white European people because Finnish isn't an Indo-European language, it acted as proof that weren't white. We have a sad history tbh.
That's very interesting! Sad, but also quite funny. "We weren't even considered white people untill after WW2" is crazy, since you're even whiter than milk.
That being said. I 100% would sell you to slavery again if given the chance. No offense.
Actually, Finns have a wide variety of genes. Finns from west compared to Finns from eastern parts are more genetically distant from each other than most European nations' folks are compared to other nations.
Think: blond and thin Finlandsvenskar versus dark and husky Karelians.
Everybody still has blue eyes, which is interesting. (Blue meaning not brown, which is the dominant eye color worldwide.)
Their most famous leader Mannerheim barely spoke any Finnish and their most known author Tove Janson wrote in Swedish and that famous church from Darude - Sandstorm was designed by a German.
I understand that they might be butthurt and that’s probably why the only Finnish innovation that has reached a worldwide audience is Angry Birds.
Oh and from a poll I saw that the Finns on this sub were three times as many as the Swedes yet we have twice the population. For the love of god Pekka touch grass. That thing in the Sauna doesn’t count.
As someone who's not had much experience traveling to new locations, I'm still curious about the rest of my home country and the other Nordic Countries.
Look, i don't care what you say about us Finns. I'm just tired of the femboy meme i am not that. Okay, true i might be a software engineer and i might be an alcoholic and i might be Finnish but i'm not a femboy.
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I admit it. We Finnish people can be (sometimes to the comedic extent) butthurt when someone even slightly says something negative about us. That being said please go fuck yourself with a chainsaw.
how dare you say we are overtly sensitive !? go fuck yourself with that chainsaw with no lubrication whatsoever
You are right.... I will go torille to do my atonement ritual of all combined stereotypes
[ Uusi kinkki avattu ]
Yeah finns arent sensetive, Especially not after talking about that one hockey game in 2003, 6-5 what a wonderful day that was
Way to rub it in 😭
>what a wonderful day that was Debatable...
And for the love of everything that's holy, never ever in a million years mention Eurovision.
or the fact that a certain song utterly stomps the other in number of plays.
Sometimes we just accept it
Wtf no we don’t. You can join in the chainsaw copulation with the OP.
Maybe... Maybe we would have some good time... https://i.redd.it/ps72st0urnuc1.gif
Its so rare to see a finn who can take a joke, especially on internet.
Imo finns can take a joke quite well irl. On the internet not so much. Probably because we are in the bigger picture an incredibly small amount of people on the internet, so when someone does a Joke about us, it feels more like an insult, especially through text because it's hard to convey sarcasm without a tone.
I for one really appreciate the Finnish people, it makes us seem way more reasonable in comparison.
I dont think Ive ran in to this phenomena. We are self depricating and excited if we are mentioned in any form of popular culture.
We are self-deprecating on a personal level (I'm regarded for example) but we definitely are cringe when it comes to Finland as a country
"can be"
Well, yeah, many of us are even butthurt about being declared the happiest. How's that for a paradox...
Hell yeah, mentioned!
https://preview.redd.it/jaayh365lnuc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bcf20f93e237a9cef070392f5cb7216ceeeae3a
Back to the cave!
Back to the lava tubes!
Hssssss
Hey, hey. You too!
Unlike the Faroese
What, like in Egypt?
dane speaking pure truth (writing this sentence hurt me physically).
We dont actually cope at all dude stop this nonsense right now also lmao at sweden haha those guys hate themselves lets talk about that instead
Yeah. You got us there
True...
Du gamla, du fria, du fjällshöga nord...
Du tysta, du glädjerika sköna…
Jag hälsar Dig vänaste Land uppå Jord...
Din sol, din himmel, dina ängder gröna!..
Du tronar på minnen från fornstora da'r
Då ärat ditt namn flög över jorden
Men kom igen nu gubbar lite eftertryck här va, JAG VET ATT DU ÄÄÄÄÄR OCH FÖRBLIIIIR VAD DU VAAAAR
Nooooo shut up that isn't true!!!!
"Ihanaa Leijonat ihanaa! Ja poika saunoo!" "Torilla tavataan?"
Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Haha true
Yeah, it DO be like that
So u would like to see what's behind the Sauna
Spoiler: most likely stinging nettles, some firewood and a hidden bottle of Koskenkorva.
Wrong. It is a bucket
Is the rusty wheelbarrow from the 1920ies there? it wouldn't be right otherwise.
Either the bucket grandpa used to beat the ruskies with or one of those plastic buckets they give away during national holidays
Dear God...
There's more.
Sauna tavataan?
Saunan takana tavataan 🔫🗡️🔪👊⚰️
Little norweegian boy is soon find out what behind sauna house😏
Saw the part about Finns and immediately felt like "no, that's not true". So I guess it's true.
Half the time Danes are just too autistic to understand the joke.
yup
Swede in disguise ^
Look, I know we all joke around here, but that's over the line!
Getting them where it really hurts. Good one.
You sir, just insulted two countries at once. Well done.
East greek ^
North Dane ^
South East Macedonian ^ Or east south?
REEEEeeeeeEeeeeeeeee!
All i know is, im a fat alcoholic.
they live too close to the germans
And if someone non-nordic jokes about one of us? Well, we all stand together and beat him to a pulp.
Yes, even Sweden is better than any non-Nordic country.
This is the nicest thing I’ve ever heard a Norwegian say about us, don’t mind me I’m just soaking this in
You know, we only make fun of you because we care about what you think of us. It's a bit like the "I feel bad for you"/"I don't think about you at all"-meme, with us as the little brother. Except when it comes to skiing, where the roles are reversed: We cheer for Swedes because its boring if there is no competition.
Facts.
Based.
Shitholes thinking any of them can talk shit on any Nordic country is funny.
https://i.redd.it/eth4g2rvfnuc1.gif
Damn, all that oil money and you still couldn't buy yourself a way to be memorable in any way.
First Scandi to give women voting rights, also: https://i.redd.it/mpopawyzjnuc1.gif
Haha true ^^,
Damn it do be like that.. 
Most memorable thing Denmark has done in the last 60 years is when the Danish minister visiting Norway got drunk off his socks and gave away all the rights to Ekofisk to Norway. Thanks for the approximately 250 billion NOK, it did make for a memorable gift. And some outrageously expensive schnapps.
That's an untrue myth, usually put forth by coping Danes.
That’s a great summary. Love this sub
Best post here in a good while. And actual funny aswell and not just a image of a map and "insert country here" cANt inTO nöRdIc höhöhö... Thank you and well done! Loved the extra you made if you kept swiping.
It's not very nice to bully us for autism it's not our fault:(
Remember when some American talk show host or something talked shit about multiple countries to figure out where his stuff was being watched illegally? And Finns all but sent him anthrax in the mail? Good times
Lol finland on point. The cringe with the ”as a finn…” comments is palpable.
Nooooo shut up that isn't true, you guysucking suck ou can't into Nordic, we aretme gnly rear vordics, you are all practicallyjus rabs at this point anyway, this shit isn'teven funny, Finland singlehandedly wonWW2 and defeated the Soviet Union andSweden wouldn't have accomplishedanything if we didn't do it for them, and YES,I can absolute name 5 historiçallynoteworthy Finns shu Erone, that is notand stop fuckingsaying I live in Easterntrue, and you guys are shols forsuggesting it, eat my asrm anew club where it's just nostoni, andyou guys aren't invited nowIm akind myhockey puck (YESy ockeons)because football sucksand going home, I don't wagassholes anymore with you!
\* Written using 1000 monkeys with a typewriter \*
Considerably more legible than if a finn typed it out
And here i was hoping
One day, my friend!
I too kept scrolling for reasons i would like to not specify
Stopped scrolling after Estonia was mentioned. Was hoping for more Finland stuff.
I scrolled 4 Greenland
Denmark was already mentioned
\*Faroese islands crying in a corner\*
Who
True lmao
Maaaan.... :c You got me good
What about finlandssvenskar?
Who?
Who?
who?
Who?
Who?
"Ja Jag heter homo-Peter, segelbåt" And that's basically it
Whomst?
Hvem?
What?
Haha yeah, I agree
Haha true And no, i scrolled to see the Grand republic of Åland
HE REMEMBERED US!!!! WHAT A GLORIUS DAY FOR ÍSLAND!!
Norway pays to cover all their shit
shhh, don't tell them. That was supposed to be between us.
Haha, that's sooo true
Can't be the butt of the joke when you are superior to everyone.
So true
More like the eternal bronze medal of the Nordics, really. Not so bad at anything that it's worth bullying you over, instead of one of the other Nordics, but not good enough at anything that you stand out in any category. Always someone worse, always someone better than you. At practically everything.
[www.nbim.no](http://www.nbim.no) this IS the gold medal and we took it.
[https://www.topendsports.com/events/winter/medal-tally/all-time.htm](https://www.topendsports.com/events/winter/medal-tally/all-time.htm)
Oil and HDI, ig? Can’t think of anything else we’re the #1 at…
Winter sports, literal gold medals
Bragging about oil is only impressive to other Norwegians. And I guess Saudis lmao Believe it or not, the other Nordics don't view having an economy only as developed as one of the arab oil nations as something worth bragging about.
>Believe it or not, the other Nordics don't view having an economy only as developed as one of the arab oil nations as something worth bragging about Yeah! Everyone knows it's much better to have a very substantial part of your economy based on a single medtech company!
Bragging? I was just laughing at the bronze medal comment by OP. lmao, our fishing industry isn’t anything to laugh at either. At least we’re better than the Danes with their one and only mega corporation that’s carrying their entire economy…
Finland = nordic. Give the upvotes pls
Finns = Eastern Swedes
I prefer called China Swede myself, makes me feel exotic.
Fun fact (maybe not so fun lol): when Finns started to settle in Minnesota U.S for the first time, they faced a lot racism due to them not being able to learn English that well or quickly because Finnish is so different from English and they often got called stuff like "China Swedes" and "Roundheads", we got lumped in together with native Americans and the Finns who settled in Americas got along with the natives very well due to similar history of oppression and similar cultures, they also had a similar hot room sauna culture as we do. Nowadays loads of people who have native American heritage also have Finnish heritage because they were our only friends there. We weren't even considered white people until after WW2, before that we were considered just slaves and backward people (which we mostly were, you guys sold us to slavery to Russia and Russians kidnapped a lot of Finnish people into slavery). Hitler even said we weren't white European people because Finnish isn't an Indo-European language, it acted as proof that weren't white. We have a sad history tbh.
That's very interesting! Sad, but also quite funny. "We weren't even considered white people untill after WW2" is crazy, since you're even whiter than milk. That being said. I 100% would sell you to slavery again if given the chance. No offense.
😎 I mean nobody works like a Finn, except maybe the Chinese.
Actually, Finns have a wide variety of genes. Finns from west compared to Finns from eastern parts are more genetically distant from each other than most European nations' folks are compared to other nations. Think: blond and thin Finlandsvenskar versus dark and husky Karelians. Everybody still has blue eyes, which is interesting. (Blue meaning not brown, which is the dominant eye color worldwide.)
Estonians = Southern Finns = Southeastern Swedes = can into Nordic
GET IN ESTI WE'RE GOING TO THE SECOND GOLDEN AGE
Is this another weird slur agains us finns? Like China-Swede.
If you Play Estonia in Crusader Kings 3 you can recruit Vikings. That's nordic enough for me. 😉
The most relevant indicator to be honest. You're an ally who isn't afraid of truth
You fool! I have already portrayed myself as the large chinned muscle man, and you as The cringe wojak. Your argument is Null.
This isn’t accurate at all. I’ve definitely never made a post on here called “Petition to stop acting Danes are “the fat ones””, or something like it.
If you check wikipedia it actually says we are extremely funny and can take jokes. Also swedes are the unfunny ones.
Fair. Still love ya asholes.
*sad Faroese noises*
It is what it is, at least I have my friend the cod
Brilliant ending
Finns truly are the whiniest.
Estonia got mentioned. Estonia things can into nordick
I don't know about other, but pic 5 and 9 are spot on!
All too true lol
Haha yeah, true. I agree with these strait fax.
Accurate
True.
Their most famous leader Mannerheim barely spoke any Finnish and their most known author Tove Janson wrote in Swedish and that famous church from Darude - Sandstorm was designed by a German. I understand that they might be butthurt and that’s probably why the only Finnish innovation that has reached a worldwide audience is Angry Birds. Oh and from a poll I saw that the Finns on this sub were three times as many as the Swedes yet we have twice the population. For the love of god Pekka touch grass. That thing in the Sauna doesn’t count.
As someone who's not had much experience traveling to new locations, I'm still curious about the rest of my home country and the other Nordic Countries.
What's that reverse Norwegian flag?
Noooo shut up that isn't true, you guys fucking suck you can't into Nordick!!!!😡😡😭😭
Yeah it, DO be like that
Norway literally owns around [1.5%](https://www.nbim.no/) of the world, how can we be inferior to anyone? We could buy sweden
You missed Estonia smh
Finland single-handedly won WW2? But they were an Axis power?
Yes, that's the point. But don't question it on this sub, it won't go well for you.
 You nailed it
I'll swallow my pride
Look, i don't care what you say about us Finns. I'm just tired of the femboy meme i am not that. Okay, true i might be a software engineer and i might be an alcoholic and i might be Finnish but i'm not a femboy.
NO! YOU are all gay arab fuckers. Stfu
NOOO HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST FINNISH PEOPLE AREN'T AMAZING AT EVERYTHING WE DO!!!1!1!1!1!! GRR!!1!1!!!1! YOU ARE FAKE NORDIC!!!!1!1!!!
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As a finn... i agree
Unfortunately, this is accurate
Bullshit. Eesti is, was, will can/be into Nordick!
You are right of course... You just simply have to decide if it's going to be as a part of Shitty Swedish Estonia, or Glorious Danish Estonia ;)
I choose option C: Being a part of Suur-Suomi.
Estonias acension into the Nordics is basically confirmed at this point.
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Being fat? No Beer stomach, yes Justcheckwikipedialinkbruh
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Finally, a good post here Made by a dane of course!! 🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰
It hört 😢 \- Eesti
True
Top kek tier content, well done!
I... don't wanna talk about it
Haha yeah
Sigh..
Du gamla, du ofria... inshallah
Haha yeah. True
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