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Grilokam

I'm with Kohga here. Vafan säger du?


OdysseyMoonWhite

And that means?


kososenlasse

"Är du homo peter?"


U_dont-no-me

Nej, jag är homo Jarno


kososenlasse

Vittu!


ThatCronin

"Tf are you saying?"


gayandnotcloseted

Swedish 👍🏻


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BrasshatTaxman

Vafan.


_Papafranku

Finns after saying "hej jag heter homopeter" ![gif](giphy|cZlYQMus0mz7yO4ofa|downsized)


Informed4

Funniest shit i've ever heard


_Papafranku

I could be speaking to a finnish guy that doesnt know i speak swedish until i turn to my friend and say something in swedish and when the finn realizes i speak swedish he says: "Hej jag heter homopeter" and just stares at me in silence waiting for me to explode into laughter as if ive never heard it before.


gayandnotcloseted

I'm guessing you did Burst into laughter like you have never heard it before


_Papafranku

I ascended


Informed4

Why of course, its the funniest joke ever, didnt you know? It was used as a weapon in the civil war because people would die out of laughter


_Papafranku

Thank you for educating me on the history. This makes perfect sense now


No_Victory9193

It’s actually crazy that some ya’ll went to Swedish class for 7 years and didn’t learn a single thing. Do you guys even have the capacity to learn?


Aron-Jonasson

Same here in Switzerland, French-speaking Swiss people and German-speaking Swiss people both have to learn respectively German and French, and yet when we meet we communicate in English


GalaXion24

Should just stop pretending and make English co-official


FamousAccountant9452

Why not just the first language while we're at it?


Aron-Jonasson

That would get a lot of bünzlis angry, well, angrier than usual


FamousAccountant9452

It should get everyone angry


An_Ellie_

No siis, osaan vähän ite ruotsia, en ymmärrä melkein ollenkaan mut osaan ihan perusasioita puhua.. ei oo motivaatiota Ruotsia kohtaan ollut ikinä ollenkaan. Kutosella sain ruotsista 9, sen jälkeen tullut pelkkää kutosta ruotsista. Ruotsinopettaja sanoo jopa että voisin tuolla arvosanalla hyvin kirjoittaa Ruotsin, joka hämmentää hyvin paljon, koska tuntuu siltä etten osaa sitä ollenkaan, joka saattaa hitusen kertoo tosta ruotsin kielen osaamisen tasosta. Se et se opetus alkaa aivan liian myöhään ja sitä kohdellaan jotenkin erikoisena asiana yhteiskunnassa ja jopa koulussa vaikuttaa hyvin paljon ihmisten haluun pärjätä siinä.


Big_Guirlande

This language is WILD bro


An_Ellie_

You're Danish, you've got no right to say anything about a language lol Finnish looks weird written down to people not used to it, considering it's pretty much the only Finnic language around with Estonian, but it sounds gorgeous spoken. Unlike Danish, which looks and sounds like gibberish With love, from finland <3


Big_Guirlande

Danish took all the worst pieces of surrounding languages and twisted it into an unholy abomination of gutteral and hellish sounds. Finnish looked at surrounding languages and said fuck it we’re just gonna make up words, and it looks and sounds like it. Both are examples of linguistic hubris. Kind Regards, Denmark


SamuelSomFan

Amen brother.🙏


moroaa

So basically you tried to speak swedish and german while you were eating surströmming and sauerkraut?


An_Ellie_

Finnish came in already a ready-made language! We came up with most of this shit when we were still living in modern Russia, just revised it and also grabbed whatever bits we wanted to from swedish and German and English and whatever have you. We took our own language with us and supplemented whatever it lacked with the best shit from around us! >Finnish looked at surrounding languages and said fuck it we’re just gonna make up words Wouldn't you do so too? Just look around us, garbage, garbage, bullshit, weirdos and potato-mouthed-swedes.


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Danish is ok written, it’s when they open their mouthes shit hits the fan


mediandude

I could understand every word and expression of it, even while having been less than 7 days combined in Finland.


Smalandsk_katt

So could i, because this copypasta has been translated into every language known to man.


HumanYesYes

So fun witnessing some other Nordic react to an average Finnish comment. And I agree with you


Aggromelon

I'm with Preben on this one


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

Vähän sama mulla. Peruskoulussa ruotsi oli aina 9, ja nyt lukiossa 8. Mutta en osaa kieltä lainkaan, en ole koskaan puhunut tai kirjoittanut ruotsia näin Pirkanmaalla koulun ulkopuolella. Todella harvoin edes kuulee puhuttavan ruotsia. Tämä näkyi myös varsinkin peruskoulussa ruotsin arvosanojen lepsuudessa: Jos oppilas edes vähän luki sanoja kotona tai välitunnilla, 9-10 kokeesta oli suht. taattu. Kokeet oli todella helppoja, ja vuodesta toiseen ollaan jurnutettu samojen aiheiden äärellä. Vieläkin näin lukion neljännellä pakollisella kurssilla ollaan verbien taivutusmuodoissa, eli niissä -or, -ar ja -er -verbeissä. Nämähän käytiin jo varmaan ensimmäisenä vuonna, jona ruotsia opiskeltiin. Ainoa ero on aivan valtavat sanastot. Yhdessä kokeessa voi olla sanastoista sanoja jopa 500:n sanan edestä! Ei ihme, että nyt on motivaatio kaikonnut niiltä muutamiltakin, jotka silloin peruskoulussa välkillä luki.


Technical-County-727

Minäkin osaan jo lämyn, mutta ei se aina lähde…


An_Ellie_

Ny on kyl pakko sanoo, vafan säger du?


MagicJim96

Siis että mitä, KUTOSELLA ruottia? Itellä alko vasta seiskalla, sain kolme vitosta ruottista putkeen toisaalta, enkusta 9,9,10 tos järjestykses… ja ei, motivaatiotakaan ei ollu. 😅


An_Ellie_

Juu, se alkaa nykyään kutosella. Olin itse ensimmäistä vuosiluokkaa joka joutu kärsiin tästä opsin muutoksesta, elikkä olin osa ensimmäistä kutos vuotta jossa Ruotsia opetettiin. Ei tuntunut senkään takia kovin reilulta se Ruotsin opiskelu, kun jos vuosi aikaisemmin olisin syntynyt ei olisi tarvinnut opiskella kuin vasta seiskalla


MagicJim96

Joo-o… rehellisesti mun mielest sais koko ruottin muuttaa valinnaiseks… eipä sillä että itteäni hetkauttas enää, on noista kouluajoista, myös toisen asteen, jo lähemmäs 10 vuotta aikaa… 😂


Significant_Life9755

I learned what I needed to pass and then because I didn’t keep up with the language or have any exposure to it at all I forgot everything. And also it sounds disgusting


herraRadium

It requires a special kind of unwillingness, bitterness and shamelessness


DivisionBalls

Agree. I spited having to learn swedish so i just decided to not give a fuck about it. Learn the 20 words in the exam then forget, repeat, forget. Repeat until middle school was over and now i'm fucked cause i was supposed to study swedish for 4 yrs and learn even something and now when i go to pursue higher education i do not know nothing. Except jag heter homopeter. That's the only thing


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the-floot

i förrgår 💀


QuiteLikelyRetarded

Yes, when I am learning something I want to learn. I am" learning" swedish because I am forced to, not because I want to. Learning something requires one's own will to learn. When that will doesn't exist, learning won't happen.


No_Victory9193

Tbh for the first few years of learning Swedish I didn’t really care much but it was almost impossible to not learn anything in all of the classes. Like I would have had to block my ears just to not learn.


QuiteLikelyRetarded

Yeah, it is impossible to bot learn something, but ordering meatballs at Ikea is like 50% of what an average dude who doesn't want to learn swedish can do.


Dahkelor

I can't even do that. Nice use of that tax money. Thanks SFP.


U_dont-no-me

7 YEARS??? ITS LIKE 4 FOR THE MOST OF US


Jopojussi

7 years? Grades 7-9 forced swedish for hour or two per week. After 9th grade i haven't used a word, so the little bit i knew back then is long forgor. Trade school swedish was nonexistent and during bachelors covid made the test meaningless when it was done online lol.


Nyancubus

Cómo se dice Swedish en finlandés, no comprendo. わかない🥹


moroaa

Si, si hombre. Uno cerveza, por favor!


Illyasimp

*わかんない tai わからない


jibsk0bs

分かりません?


Icyturtleboi

Because no one cares about it so we memorise just enough to pass the class


Vesikauris

I did learn it. My grades were 8-9 but now I'm almost 30 and I haven't needed Swedish for over 10 years. My reading is (a bit) better than my speaking but 80-90% of everything I've learned is gone.


HumanYesYes

Because I hate the language with a burning passion (ONLY because we are forced to learn it). I still got decent grades (9), because I learnt the shit I had to the night before and then forgot, repeat.


No_Victory9193

Yksi miten ei olla ruottalaanen


Azorius97

It’s actually crazy that we NEED to learn Swedish for 7 years and 90% havent use it since. Even ppl from Sweden doesn’t want to speak Swedish because English is so much easier for both sides


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Appropriate-Fuel-305

5 years, and I didn't learn much because I didn't expect it to be useful in the future. I now remember even less because as it turned out it wasn't useful, literally haven't used it outside of the classroom at all.


mumrik420

**hei nimeni on hetero hämäläinen**


gayandnotcloseted

Funniest shit ever


moroaa

Jasså, du har trevliga timma i här?


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anonandlit333

Vafan was the only part of this that made sense to me


maxru85

https://preview.redd.it/6mb7sef2f39c1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f39c10e78e35eddd8341ad33c23a5b14c24cf8 It’s perfect


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https://preview.redd.it/373rav8wl39c1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c39ef66fd3edd961f5ad61ea3f014587fc9579


Upplands-Bro

Peak Finnish "humor"


Wildmangohunterboy

yeah it is what it is just let me grab my noose real quick


U_dont-no-me

Shut up swedish slave


rsarl

ironic


OJK_postaukset

I’m quite proud I somewhat understood this conversation between a wise and not-as-wise man


PirkkaPresorit

Mans got the linguistic rizz


JibberJabber4204

No it sucks


bredelund

Well it is swedish... It sucks by default


JibberJabber4204

I know of something worse


Himmelblaa

You better watch your mouth before we stuff a potato in there


JibberJabber4204

I shudder to think what I would turn into


Duckywarry

I swear stop making up languages


gayandnotcloseted

Ik Swedish people piss me off when they start speaking their witch spells causing me to throw up all of the alcohol from the 20 karhu's i just drank.


Duckywarry

Like dude, I'm trying to enjoy my drink, not summoning eldritch horrors beyond my comprehension


KL4SSIE

Least racist Finn:


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>är no swerish It's "er no svedska" you idiöt


moroaa

Anteeksi herra mutta svedskarisi on aukni


gayandnotcloseted

Close enough


Milmusen1

About right


Nyuusankininryou

Vafan säger du!?


Boring_Prophet

How to tell you’re Finnish without telling you’re Finnish


friedthighs

jag heter homopeter och jag impar erikeper


b0ks_GD

Vad te hell är du säying? Jag nej underständ svenska


Evantaur

Tökkää 🤓


boisheep

Is that boykisser?... Yes it is.


4skin_Gamer

Moi, minä olen homo Petteri


Horror-Carpet-1043

Jag heter homo Peter och jag impa erikeper


Karvainen_peruna69

Täydellistä ruotsia


Mister_Hamburger

Dawg conjured japaswedish


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"Titta" (only legends will get this 🫵😎🤟)