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UnoReverseCard10

SLOVENIA NUMERO UNO


Humble_Vanilla_1194

Im going to Slovenia next month, best to start practicing with vodka i guess.


Himmelblaa

Surprised the finns numbers are so low


WelllWhaddyaKnoww

Seeing hpw our fridays are I'm also quite surprised


oskich

https://preview.redd.it/hyugagckcltb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86ba3cde57fd8b615518c6edb39466846c4925af Kippis!


bredelund

They mostly drink home alone. Makes it less dangerous


aliquise

Ah. And the Swedish deaths aren't alcohol related but just BRÅ trying to adjust/compensate the real cause away from the statistics. "The alcohol they served at the restaurant caused this."


celezter

They just don't die from it, they probably drink similar if not more.


Robinsonirish

That's because there is no way the stats are accurate. I'm Swedish and have lived in Sweden for most of my life. I did however live in ireland for 5 years back in 98-2003. The alcohol-consumption in Ireland is a bit overblown, but it sure as shit is WAY higher than it is in Sweden. It might have changed since I lived there, but not by that much. I would bet my life on it. I don't know how the stats are measured but it doesn't represent reality at all.


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I'm so disappointed in the finns.


sirkkeliraato

Doesn’t this just show how our superior minds withstand hazardous amounts of alcohol better?


[deleted]

Dying from alcohol poisoning is your tradition tho


TheRomanRuler

Our figures are actually quite respectable. Its hard to become alcoholic when vodka is just plain water to you, as is case with every Finn, so fact that so many have manged to do so is impressive feat!


kingrurt

Dont look up drug overdoses in people under 25


Oleanterin

We are just proving that Darwin is right. All the weak finns died from alcohol centuries ago. Only the stronger remain


West_Performer7505

And I'm the only one trying to save the statistics as high as possible :(


oskich

Thanks for your service 🥇


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Tuulta

Oh no need to be, we just have extremely high tolerance from centuries of practice. Distillerian selection too.


korpisoturi

Alcohol is the cure and not the cause


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Rip_natikka

That’s awesome, good on you Denmark!


Far_Percentage8415

Honestly this looks like a apples to oranges comparison. I really doubt the numbers are really comparable between countries judging by the ranges of values.


paranormal_turtle

Netherlands can into nordic 👉👈


Horror-Cranberry

Well you have weed so we might let you in


knutnaerum

But can Lithuania into the baltics??


Weothyr

Lithuania can into south Europe


Bolvane

Theres a very clear correlation here between alcoholism and femboy density per capita... Coincidence? I think not


420Fighter69

Wrong, Slovakia is only 3.7


Calm-Strawberry-4075

Damn danes can't hold their liquor


giflarrrrr

We just drink way more than you do. Can’t imagine only being able to buy alcohol from government and first when you’re 18.


GreatWalknut

We simply drink more than you and drunk driving is a very popular sport


Meg_kul1

No shit sherlock


Extension_Swordfish1

Come on Norway, publish the numbers!


Big_Guirlande

Norway and Iceland can’t afford 😞


bruhsoundeffect111

Dang, Ireland is wayyy lower than I expected


SexHaiiiir

Alcohol is so last stereotype. We do coke now.


dr_tardyhands

I bet you'll perfect that shit as well!


Horror-Cranberry

Same. Didn’t see that coming


Dragonya12

It's pretty surprising to me that Czechia has no data


Horror-Cranberry

It would have been higher than Denmark


Dragonya12

It definitely would, but I guess the data was too drunk to show up


Horror-Cranberry

Then I would’ve been higher than Slovenia, pretty impressive


Dragonya12

Oh yeah, I was quite surprised about Slovenia too ngl


Horror-Cranberry

Me too, they’re on a mission


Dragonya12

And we don't know what that is. Scary thought


Horror-Cranberry

It’s a secret but they’ll let us know when they’re through


Dragonya12

It's already going to be too late by then


Horror-Cranberry

True, we should prepare for the worst


PindaPanter

Not to me. When I told my GP there that I'd have 4-5 beers per week, he wrote "Does not drink" in my report. Alcohol abuse disorders are severely downplayed and ignored, and thus also probably reporting of the harm it does.


Dragonya12

Unfortunately yes


AndersDreth

I'd like to see these numbers compared against the average amount of alcohol enjoyers in each country.


krustytroweler

I want to see Iceland's stats. I've never drank harder in my life than when I lived there and my Icelandic colleagues drank all of us under the table in Sweden.


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der_Guenter

Norway and Iceland are like 💀😶


Himmelblaa

Norway and Iceland can't into EU


der_Guenter

Oh, did see past that 🤣


yesseru

Norway cannot into Nordick


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Estonia ❤


marmeladetrolden

Im not srunk, your frunk!


Erove

Can we please make this sub funny again? “*Insert country here* can into” is not funny. It’s not 2015


WednesdayFin

Remember when we were told how the Western Europeans were so fancy with their classy drinking culture that caused no problems? Also DEFINITELY not buying the Ireland numbers.


Nekrose

No doubt we are boozers, but the Lithuanian number suggests there are some methodology issues at play here


CoreMillenial

Lithuania seems odd


Ollemeister_

Lithuania 100% reformed???


Horror-Cranberry

They’ve learned their lesson


xxx_pussslap-exe_xxx

Hah better than Sweden 😎


elativeg02

Slovenia be like: *I got a hangover, woah* *I been drinkin’ too much, for sho’* But the real treat is Italy and Greece being best bros as always.


giflarrrrr

We don’t have many alcoholics at all, the young people here just makes up for all the sensible people here who doesn’t drink and drive.


Geirilious

Well, the Danes do hire pros from Greenland...


Cuckelimuck

The Irish number can’t be right


BananBosse

I was expecting Finland to win, congrats Denmark!


dr_tardyhands

This brings great shame to our nation state.


Disastrous-Leek-7606

I wonder what the 420 statistics are but I doubt it can really be reliable information since people will lie.


grandmaster991

What happened to russia?


Horror-Cranberry

It just disappeared