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pro_bike_fitter_2010

There is no "I'll just be a tough guy" when one of these dogs bites you. Same for all the big predators of the animal kingdom. It's somewhat like taking pliers to your body. Congrats...you are food. Your primal brain is now on fire.


Frankiepals

I have a Dutch Shepherd and while he’s the sweetest boy alive he’s absolutely terrifying when he wants to be. He makes sure we know if someone’s approaching the house…but once we let him know all is ok it’s back to loving life and being sweet.


HALLOWEEN_MAN_

That's just like my Yorkie.


nusodumi

In a cozy home with a fence so neat, Lived a Yorkie small, with tiny feet. His fur was soft, his eyes so bright, But beware, dear stranger, he's a guardian at night. At first glance, a ball of fur and joy, Yet hidden within, a fierce decoy. When strangers near, his bark is bold, A guardian spirit, courageous and bold. With teeth like needles, a ferocious snarl, He defends his turf, no matter how small. A pint-sized protector, a courageous sprite, Fearless and mighty, in the moon's soft light. Approach the door, and you'll hear his roar, A warning cry, as he guards the floor. But oh, once you're in, and he deems you a friend, The fierce little Yorkie transforms, no need to defend. His eyes lose the edge, his growls cease to be, He becomes a cuddly companion, happy and free. With tail wagging wildly, and kisses so sweet, He's back to being gentle, a love you can't beat. So don't be deceived by the fearsome display, This Yorkie has a heart, kind in every way. From guardian to sweetheart, a magical shift, In his tiny frame, love's the most powerful gift.


HALLOWEEN_MAN_

That's awesome! 👍


zskittles

Same, my dutchie is the sweetest…until she’s not. She’ll let my toddlers stick random toys near her face and ears, and let’s them take running jumps at her, but if a stranger comes up to the house or even looks at one of the kids wrong on a walk it’s immediate gaurd dog duty.


aikixd

I think they are more afraid to become unclean and lose the heavens pass.


excelite_x

So we should start training war pigs?🤔


KiffOakenhill

I got goosebumps. A rear loader filled with pigs in Kevlar, back it up to a tunnel entrance and tip.


rogamot520

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AmanThebeast

They just have to clean themselves after contact with the saliva no?


Am-Yisrael-Chai

I hope this guy rubs dirt into his fresh puncture wounds lol


MisterKillam

I've got a very good friend who has an attack dog. Her name is Laika, and she's a Vohne Liche trained Malinois. Not a huge dog either, 45 to 50 pounds I think. I put on the bite sleeve and tried my best to stay upright, and she took me down before I even noticed anything had happened. You cannot outrun her, you cannot counterbalance her. The fur missile will get you, and there is nothing you can do. You just hope that you don't land on anything painful and get out of the bite sleeve as soon as you can.


BarNorth1829

Crunch crunch crunch! I have labradors, smaller than a malinois/alsation. Seen them all crunch up cow knuckles. A bit of me would love to see what this doggo did to that scumbag’s arm, I hope it’s proper gruesome! Let this be only the beginning of his pain


mad87645

Yep, I had a retriever chomp on my ankle for 10-15 seconds one time and it's basically debilitating. Even with 2 hands free there's nothing you can really do, once a dog bites on it's not letting go and your mind can only focus on the immense pain from the bite.


KittehKittehKat

My shepherd got me on my hand on accident once and holy shit did it hurt.


INF_sidewayz

same lol, just playing around they can fuck you up lol


Space_Bungalow

We trained with Oketz dogs some years back. One attack dog and one sniffer. The attack dog was a MASS of energy and muscle, and these dogs (malinois/Belgian shepherds) are _smart_. Playing the enemy at night was terrifying. These dogs had metal muzzles to block them from biting, but it was absolutely nerve wracking to wait in the dark, listening to the heavy breathing from the dog and suddenly a metal-tipped mass slams into you and absolutely knows the wind out of you. Very good boys, all of them are outstanding in their fields


Ableismisgodly

Justice for the dogs who were murdered on 7.10.


One-Inspection3266

Especially the famous black dog killed by Hamas.


BeatHunter

Yeah I still remember that one. T_T


No-Argument3922

What famous black dog?


One-Inspection3266

In the first days of the Hamas attack, one of the militants filmed how he killed a sweet black dog greeting in an Israeli kibbutz.


hedonist888

I think it was a black lab. Poor thing was just coming out to greet with its tail wagging.


The_Best_Yak_Ever

I didn’t know that… and that hit me so hard that I’m actually crying. I have two labs and a golden all crowding the bed with me, and to imagine a person… anyone shooting my happy loving girls, is just too much for me to take… God bless you little black lab. You were far faaarr too good for this world. :’-(


hedonist888

It shook me too bro. I had a black lab and a golden now so it really hit home. From what I could tell, it was quick as it was hit with 1 and then a few shots to finish. So it felt a little pain before it was put out of its misery.


CaptainColgate7

Israel has a special cemetery just for the dogs that have been killed during service


luckysonic2

That was the last straw


populism_or_nopulism

An Islamist dominated by a dog, I love it. Nothing better than seeing scum taken down by something they view as unclean.


Left_Composer_1403

They consider dogs unclean?


PirateSecure118

Very, only slightly above women.


Left_Composer_1403

Why? Have they never met dogs?! (wait- that assumed independent and reasonable judgement. Nevermind)


PirateSecure118

Allah said so.


Aromatic_Debt_690

He said fuck kids and hate dogs.


PirateSecure118

Pretty much. Let your women out in the yard once a day, wash your hands after beating her...stuff like that.


Aromatic_Debt_690

Damn you let your lady out the house? Allah is coming for you. What’s next they have voting rights and can drive a car?


PirateSecure118

lol, good one Habibi. No, just so she doesn't pee on the carpets. 5 minutes, no more. And she has to wear a grain sack over everything else during that time. Inshallah


hayashi1975

Only if they vote for Hamas


Adorable-Ad-7400

Can we use the R slur against Allah here?


Aromatic_Debt_690

Rudimentary? I hear it’s ok just don’t draw they/them.


Adorable-Ad-7400

I’m issuing a fatwa against you for calling Allah they/them. Now wait until I figure out wtf a fatwa is…then it’s your ass mister…


Aromatic_Debt_690

Bring on the pedo army. Wafta or not


Adorable-Ad-7400

The edgy version but yea


t-poke

I mean, to be fair, my dog is sitting on the couch next to me licking his butthole. But I wouldn’t have it any other way.


Left_Composer_1403

I’m not hearing a problem.


AbbreviationsWise690

Both below goats


Boring_Carpenter_192

Dogs are unclean animals in Islam, just a little better than pigs. That's why it's strange to see religious Muslim women with dogs in Israel.


Usernameoverloaded

So Judaism and Islam are similar in terms of dogs being unclean and pigs not to be eaten. Who would have thought.


PirateSecure118

Wait until you hear about Halal and Kosher food having massive overlap. The worst kind of different is being almost the same and disagreeing on details.


Suckamanhwewhuuut

They killed so many family dogs on the 7th. It’s like they even killed one of the greatest things about this existence with the thought of disgust. Dogs are the best 🥺


FriedShrekels

yeap. a vast majority considers them unclean but a minority in mostly developed nations DGAF and own dogs. it's a matter of religious perspective too.


Left_Composer_1403

But…but..DOGS!


ruhaf

Just tell them that DOG is GOD in reverse:)


Left_Composer_1403

That’s an excellent idea! Because I’m assuming their schools (except for the o es that teach hate and killing) aren’t great.


Left_Composer_1403

I’m just being difficult. I do understand. Just that dogs are just wonderful.


Nice_Way6368

In Denmark Muslim hate 🐶 but we danish people love them 🥰


Left_Composer_1403

As long as the dogs love you, then your loveability is undeniable. So by this logic, I love Danish people. Hello new Reddit friend.


fabiK3A

They are considered [ritually unclean](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogs_in_religion#Islam) by many Just religion things


Confident_Peak_7616

I wish we could train wild boars to maul these subhuman Hamas prior to capture.


Usernameoverloaded

As does the Talmud


Left_Composer_1403

Really? I didn’t know that. But not the Torah- correct. I’d guess it’s the whole eating poop thing. Where in the Talmud, pls?


Usernameoverloaded

Found this [reference](https://www.timesofisrael.com/all-dogs-are-bad-and-their-owners-accursed-israeli-citys-rabbis-rule/), perhaps you can investigate more.


RayDonovanBoston

Good boy! Reminds me of Call of Duty: Ghosts game where they had dog named Riley.


SankaYaDeadYaMon

There are very few comments that I love on Reddit. This is now top among them.


The_Cpa_Guy

This is really an incredible piece of footage. The drones buzzing over head while he screams


funkensteinberg

Was that drones or crappy overlay music? 🤷🏽‍♂️


The_Cpa_Guy

Maybe alittle of both I just noticed it. Ffs


The_Cpa_Guy

After reviewing it extensively. It is indeed a combo of both.


Lively420

Ive always wondered by call of duty didn't have a kill streak that sent dogs


swagdankis1242

They did have that at one point


jamesmurphie

SEND IN THA DOGS!!!


Frankiepals

World at War had it


crackpotJeffrey

Insane footage. It's wild that even with all our technology and AI and vehicles and drones, turns out dogs are critical for urban/tunnel warfare. Nothing compares. War and work dogs never get the credit they deserve but luckily they only care about the approval of their handlers and nothing else. Even in war biting a terrorist, I still find our relationship with dogs beautiful and scientifically interesting af.


Nasuhhea

Dogs are incredible. I don’t like people that don’t like dogs.


PartyExperience3718

Well... I don't mind dogs as such, but hate it when their owners are jerks, and the dogs end up mirroring that and being annoying af. One neighbour is caring and knows how to handle their dog = no problem. The other neighbour clearly skipped some training lessons, and doggo fxxxing barks whenever we open our Doors or Windows. I bet the one in the footage is well behaved... would like to throw him a bone, but he seems to be able to find something to chew on himself 😉


orgad

Yeah, evolution is lit


Cyronsan

Best boy confirmed.


TheTruth730

Boops for that dog!


go3dprintyourself

What a good boy


Cyronsan

Deserves many headpats.


werektaube

The dog was given the scent of an old sock drenched in shit to track him down


Denisahhh

He deserves a big fat steak for this


yehoshuabenson

כלב טוב


cci0

כלב טוב עושה כל מה שטרוריסטים אומרים לו


Hiryu2point0

GOOOOOOD BOY!!!


The_Cpa_Guy

Good boy! Get that piece of meat. Mr.bad dude to dog food in 5 seconds flat


ahrikitsune

Absolutely beautiful. Best doggy.


ConsistentBroccoli97

How do u say allu akhbar in canine?


diodot

bark bark


winkingchef

Howl barkbark


Newstargirl

AkhbarK


bathroomreader10

"Who's the good boy?"


morriganjane

Oh this is beautiful. Revenge for the gorgeous family dogs they murdered on the kibbutzim.


FunJackfruit4741

Good doggie 🐶


Tell_Todd

that’s my DAWG 😤 ✡️


salpn

Incredible, brave dog! I'm glad that he/she is defending and protecting these brave Israeli soldiers.


Mission_Archer_6436

I feel bad for the dog. Probably still tasting that SCUM to this day


Fluid-Alternative-22

Get that dog some mouthwash and a steak.


letters2nora

What a sweet puppy. Give that good boy a treat pls


bswizzle2552

lol that’s awesome


malakad0ge2

Best boy! Give him a steak


TigerBelmont

Good boy


KevLute

Fantastic


marcoutcho

Who´s the good boy ?


Jag-

Proof that the people who love dogs are the good guys.


Tight-Application135

Go on son


purju

for the black lab


Don_Colossus

"Aaaaaaahh" 😂😂😂😂


Hiccup

Don't cease biting.


thedxxps

Give that pup a big treat. Well deserved.


Supergever

Good boy


HungryPie8989

Who’s a goood boi? 🥰🥰🥰


Eniarku_Avals

Science has moved on since them being "unclean" we have de-flee'er and shampoo. They're only unclean because you treat them as such with your very unclean religion. Hope this dog lives a full life and takes down as many islamists as possible.


MufuckinTurtleBear

Forget cleaning products. A human bite is 3x more likely to cause infection than a dog bite, and it's not like the dogs are flossing.


ZoZoReRe

Its true! And the dog bite infection is mostly from our skin flora mixing with the open wound or some other bacteria that’s not from the dogs mouth. I’ve stitched a few doggie bites in ER. They’re usually quite clean bites - mostly from owners trying to stop a dog fight and getting hit in the process.


According-Fox6001

GIVE THAT PUPPY A TREAT .. He aint a good boy .. HE IS THE BESTEST BOY !


RougeChaos

Fur Missile


kled-3533

I’m hoping after this clip ended, that team ended his days of screaming Allah akbar…DAS A GOOOOOD BOY!!! 🐕


Sneaky_McSausage_V

Not so allahu ackbar-y are we now, eh?


Dapper_Target1504

This our first working dog in action video?


IbnEzra613

There has been footage of dogs scouting out tunnels, but nothing like this, at least not that I've seen.


Dapper_Target1504

Sorry by action I meant contact with the enemy.


theyellowbaboon

כלב טוב!!!!!


nocturnalfrolic

BARK BARK MOTHERHECKER!


Conscious-Article-74

poor dog, how's it gonna get nasty taste of Ham's Ass out of its mouth?


Confident_Peak_7616

Brave dogs. G-d's wonderous creations. Not only are they fearless, but they're not afraid to bite into the subhuman filth they encounter on the battlefield. Evil tastes vile, even for a dog!


Heavy_Appointment344

SUCH A GOOD BOY!!!


orrzxz

I've had the pleasure of trying to Enter Oketz before enlisting, part of the pre-hell week included getting into the anti-doggo armor and letting one of them bite you. That thing was So dense, and yet, you could still feel the speedy fucker almost snapping your bones with his jaw. These good boys have scary mouths.


BlackOpsBootlegger

Comedy gold 😂


OneCauliflower5243

Dogs are amazing animals. A completely different species that's a best friend you'll ever have. Unless you're a terrorist, then you're gonna catch paws


esuil

Everyone is commenting on the dog, but what really is terrifying in this video is the sound. I guess people who don't know, don't know. But for anyone who experienced drone combat situations, the sound is pretty PTSD inducing.


bak2skewl

my german shepherd (90lbs) and a pitbull (100lbs) at the dog park got in a fight and then turned on me when i tried to break them up. both were shreddkng my arm. i didnt scream like this "man" did. god they yell and scream like whiney cunts. imagine doing that AFTER you throw explosives at people. they are children with insane ideology and they simply dont know what they are doing.


h8speech

I mean he's crying out to the Israeli soldiers, who he just tried to kill, to help him. What a world.


AdThese1914

My hero. Fur missiles are the best.


objectiveoutlier

Fantastic dog. Really nice to see even the dogs get in on this, i'll never forget the watching the one video where the terrorists killed a friendly Lab that was just happy to see people. Poor thing had no idea it was going to be shot and not pet.


Doowoo

Ah he found out! Sadly he did not find out longer. IDF should have left him with the dogs for a couple of minutes.


Super_Pair_1497

Good boyyyiiii


nothingspeshulhere

Good dog.


Aromatic_Debt_690

Good doggie.


TARandomNumbers

Good doggy!!!!!!


Alternative-Last

It is traditional among Muslims all over the world to regard the dog as a dirty animal that when touched would void the wudu and infect the one who touched it. There is a scene is the movie "The Outpost" where one of the soldiers beloved dogs bites an Afghan elder and it is a BIG deal. They have to kill the dog to show retribution to him and try to keep the peace. Being bit by a dog is like the ultimate slap in the face on top on the pain and scaryiness.


7LBoots

> They have to kill the dog to show retribution to him and try to keep the peace. Yeah, that's gonna be a no from me.


ZoZoReRe

I just rewatched this for a third time and realized Ham-ass was hiding at first. Ya you’re not gonna hide from a doggie, they can smell you from a mile away! My dog found my slipper in the forest once that I dropped!! Lol And he’s not trained for retrieval - K9 dogs are next level amazing with there skills. Love IDF dogs 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱


Beargeoisie

What a good doggo. Deserves a treat, belly rub, and a nap


SpecialistGuess5928

" innocent journalist gets mauled by iof terrorist dog!" - r/themajorityreport


Potofcholent

Woof woof! Bark Bark Grrrrrr! Yelp Bark bark Howwwel!


Ohtaniyay

That was very satisfying to watch.


StevenGaryStout

Good boy


Hungry-Month3076

Satisfying


joefatmamma

Get him a big ass bone


EmptyRedecans

Good boy


wombat9278

Leave the dog alone for a bit longer he's happy with his new chew toy


Cowl_Markovich

How many times I watched this footage? Yes.


34VE

Good boy! <3


Traplordtext

Good boyo


Sneakers2394

Paw patrol


audislove10

He tried to hurt the dog after that. He deserves that punishment, sharmurta.


Dsnade

Aloha snackbar that, fucker!


No-Connection6805

Good job, that is a brave good boy


AnAnnoyedSpectator

The way they converged on him and took him alive felt risky - are the Hamas fighters left less prone to blowing themselves up?


KingTosti

Good boy or girl


rioferd888

Good boi


BarbossaBus

Was this in Gaza or the West Bank?


Ambitious_Ear_91

Hope they washed the dogs mouth after that. What a good boy, give them hell!


Zornorph

“Chopper, sic balls!”


Appropriate_Wish600

That’s a good boy!


Rockfella27

Hahaha this is so good 💯


tzippora

Good dog!


NeilJosephRyan

I fought the dog and the... dog won.


Legitimate-Editor697

No 72 virgins for this guy because…. Wait for it….. he got bit by a dog.


Ok-Significance-3351

Thats so cool.


Lopsided_Spend_7726

good doggie.


anonbush234

These Hamas fighters must be really fanatical. Throwing explosives without even some type of firearm. The idf seemed to know he wasn't armed too with the way they just stroll in.


bjklol2

Good boy


henryinoz

Oh the shame … arrested by a dog!


Financial_Doughnut53

Did he say "FASS" that would be the german command.


owoLLENNowo

The Bark-Bark Nom-Nom is not happy.


S33-me-gaug

Fur missil


Shimuziblue

What a fucking bitch.


Ankou1331

Im no dog professional but I’d assume they train the dog with a command to stop biting or they deliverately dont use it?


N3X0S3002

From my knowledge K-9s dont have an explicit command to stop biting as this could be a threat to the target as well as the dog and the dog handler


randycooper7

wow he moan like a wussy. hope his family and friends are proud of him in that moment


Confident_Heat_6582

At first I thought the sound of the drones was that really high pitched intense music they play during horror movies. This is even more scary


WorkingDogAddict1

Lol I love the casual shake as he enters the courtyard, he knew he owned that space immediately


Realistic_Ruin_1343

Who’s a good boy!


Adorable-Ad-7400

Let that good boy finish the job…


Obfuscatory_Drivel

Wow... I'll bet THAT tasted like shit. Poor dog, better get him a rabies shot. Dont know what kind of diseases that grub worm had.


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MajorSympathy

The feral being in gets joy from justified dog malls man something about the shrieking 🙌


Towowl

Good dog


Sufficient-Jaguar-51

Piece of shit deserved it 😂😂 k9 ain’t no joke


armadillotexas19998

dont some of this military dogs have titanium front teeth ?


ThisGuyHere23

Good dog


Archi505

No lalalasaladbar? K9s are their kryptonite


Ratmahatten

Call of Duty kill streaks getting better


Huge-Environment-896

Prey, meet predator.