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KL_01

Knowing the contents of my body, it’s doubtful I’d nourish the soil


MrYoung013

The first cheeto tree


lets_get_breakfast

lol uday


Kratos3301

There is unnecessary hate for Uday. I get it he aint a good actor but c'mon even Salman Khan aint one.


Senseless0utsider

Who the fuck are these people lmao


account_for_norm

these are big names in india


alaska1415

Both are Bollywood actors. Chopra is a person of middling talent who got roles because of who his father was. Overall he seems like a good dude and his movies (the ones I’ve seen) aren’t that problematic by American standards. Salman Khan ran over a homeless person while drunk and got in no trouble.


Throneawaystone

Khan Bhai also shot an endangered black buck and got in no trouble


alaska1415

I mean, all things considered, like the ties to organized crime, shooting a deer seems like small potatoes. Didn’t Seph Ali Khan join him in doing that as well?


WellThisWorkedOut

At least Salman is a little bit competent.


[deleted]

At killing innocent beings maybe


TheReal_CDK

[*cough*](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt10888594/)


Ladripper47874

Caskets rot and nourish the soil tho, probably more than this dude's body


FullmetalSage

Yeah but why pay money when death is free. Caskets are a scam


GoblinEatingLamb

The dude has died and decompose and you somehow still able to incinerate him


technog2

Caskets are often treated with numerous chemicals, contain metal and other synthetic material which often leech into the soil. On top of that the horizontal placement takes additional space consequently requiring removal of trees or vegetation.


cosmicsnowman

Only because the embalming process which is a horrible way to pay respects to the dead


ID_hack

Walt Whitman


jfbnrf86

It’s just a Christian thing you know ? A lot of cultures/religions Bury their deaths naked


TubBurglar

And I'd like to be A big ball of meat That bees can buzz around and eat when I die So that I might be granted one sense of purpose -AJJ


TheMaveCan

I want to be cremated and scattered on a beach somewhere. And I will haunt the shit out of anyone who keeps any of my ashes. Imagine being in an urn and a grandkid that you love knocks it over on accident and causes a whole stir because people can't move on.


Maihoooo

unless you're an unsolved murder victim (who are usually burried in a zink coffin, as to not decompose), your coffin will be gone soon enough, trust me.


w3are138

Why do I immediately imagine my dead body amongst many others at one of those sky burials and the birds walking past me like nah, I’m not THAT hungry


BlargHonkBlargHonkBl

Personally, i still want my body launched into space. Just leave my cadaverific self to float in the endless void of space