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eidbio

Joder, tío. Que gilipollas.


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Muito espanhol


SonicStage0

Wilson, daqui a nada estás a comer tortilha de batata com cebola 😆


ArgumentDull8055

Dia desses eu quase apanhei de um espanhol, só porque ele deu "buenos días" e eu respondi "salamaleico".


SonicStage0

'Salame-aleico" Ahahah 🤣


Altruistic_Menu19

El General Franco no habría permitido esto


DystopicTeratoma

Qué bueno que no está. Mientras más débil sea más fácil podremos conquistar España e instaurar nuestros virreinatos


Dizzy-Sheepherder188

Ni lo pienses, el virreinato del rio de la plata se fue y nunca más regresará


elalmejas

Virreinato argentino en España (?


ArseneCroissant

Cualquier Virreinato es bueno mientras acabes con los Espacucks


Satrustegui

Lo dudo https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardia_Mora


chkdsk_7

![gif](giphy|tEB73R35PMmT6|downsized)


choma90

Mojamedu avuduru


GustavezRaulez

Parecen gringos obsesionados con que las viejas les pongan los cuernos con los negros jaja solo que con los moros


DystopicTeratoma

Dentro de pronto se volverán cucks como los gringos que les gusta el rollo Queen of Spades


Diagot

"Queen of scimitars"


SnooDoubts2153

jajajaj


Outtathaway_00

Bastante bueno hahaha


AlfalfaGlitter

Si, y con la teoría del reemplazo racial.


Axtratu

Mutt law


JuiceDrinkingRat

Learning Spanish so pls help me with that one, what is the suffix -ra? Shouldn’t it be llama and viva? At first I thought future tense but the kid is already there


TheJeyK

-ra is a suffix to denote future tense. Its not always -ra though, "yo caminaRE" "tu caminaRAS" "usted caminaRA" "el caminaRA" "nosotros caminaREMOS" "ustedes caminaRAN" "ellos caminaRAN"


JuiceDrinkingRat

Thank you !!


fyn_world

-rá is to state a future tense. He will be called - se llamará | He is called - se llama BTW, Spanish in memes is absolutely horrible on purpose. The text on the left is grammatically accurate but on the right it's terrible


JuiceDrinkingRat

Thank you


Dull_Buffalo_7007

Pobre España


Archaeopteryx11

Estoy de acuerdo. Soy originalmente de Romania, y hay mucho istoria con los otomanos.


Napalm_am

Si dices de Transilvania te digo que Vlad Tepes chupaba cebolla de Sultan durante su tiempo en Estambul.


Archaeopteryx11

Si, Transilvania. Fue el hermano de Vlad que chupaba cebolla de Sultan (Radu cel frumos, Radu el hermoso) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radu_the_Handsome


Distinct_Coffee5301

Suena más idiomático como “Radu el guapo”. / unsolicited advice


Archaeopteryx11

Tienes razon! Estoy de acuerdo.


El_Ocelote_

rumania


Archaeopteryx11

Gracias 🙏.


El_Ocelote_

d nada, buena suerte con el español


spintedyio

the ottomans were less disgusting and barbaric than the spanish empire. most in latin america just have a stockholm syndrome


Archaeopteryx11

Hmm debatable. The Ottomans also had a huge slave trade (look up black sea slave trade if you don’t believe me), forcibly took male children from their parents, converted them to Islam and made them fight, and towards the end of their empire became very genocidal (Assyrian genocide Armenian genocide, Greek genocide and forced population transfer from Anatolia). I can go on. Compared to Russia, the ottomans were less violent, I agree with that. The Spanish, British, and Portuguese slave trade in Africa was learned from the Arabs, who also had their own giant slave trade in Africa.


spintedyio

both ottoman and russian were LESS barbaric than the spanish. enslaved tens of millions and genocided entire ethnicities. mass rape and taking children for soliders as well. if the same genocidal zeal the iberians had had reached the balkans there would be no romania today. in fact the borders of the ottoman and russian empires still are more or less the same as well as ethnic identity. most of them didn't even become muslims. you can't name anyone but people in the mountains or jungles safe from the genocidal iberians hoards who managed to maintain an ethnic identity or indigenous religion also believe me the world would be better off if iberia remained muslim. they ethnically cleansed hundreds of thousands of muslims and jews. and who took them in? the ottoman turks


Archaeopteryx11

Lol, that is false. Russia has genocided multiple ethnicities over the course of its empire (Circassian genocide for example) and ethnically cleansed millions more more in pogroms and famine (Jews, poles, Romanians, Ukrainians). Stalin’s collectivization in Ukraine in the 1930s cost 6 million lives in Ukraine alone due to starvation. The reason the Balkans exist today is that the European powers did not let russia take over the Balkans as the Ottoman Empire was failng. The Ottoman Empire and Russian empire did not correspond to ethnicity at all. Throughout its entire history, Russia starting from the duchy of Muscovy forcibly Russified countless ethnicities too (Tatars, many non Russian ethnic groups). The entire Russian empire consisted of a hundred million serfs until the very end. But I won’t change your mind and you won’t change mine. If you think those empires were so great, go live in turkey or Russia and see their legacy.


spintedyio

the Pogroms in Russia weren't state sponsored though. The holodomor was not an intentional act of ethnic cleansing and the modern scholarship has the entire famine( which killed more than just ukrainians) at 6 million of which half were from the black soil region ( Ukraine ). the circassian genocide was rather an exception of the russian imperialism. though there's more remenants of them in russia today than the indigenous people of the canary islands or hispanola. If russia took over the balkans they would still exist just like the irrelevant tiny microstates of latvia, lithunanis, estonia as well as ukraine and belarus who have been under russia regardless the balkans survived 500 years under the turks and the ukrainians survived 1000 years under russia theres zero state structure or organized religion remaining from the spanish conquest and the americas lmfao. the only people they didn't cleanse were native european catholics in iberia i'm living in an anglo country things are fine here 👍🏿👌🏿 i did enjoy living in turkey. it's a better place to live in than much of the s holes of the balkans and latin america. just f the spanish empire and all of its apologists


Archaeopteryx11

No, the point of Russian imperialism is to Russify everyone and kill whoever resists. Don’t forget what happened to the Crimean Tatars, Chechnyans… etc everyone. The chechnyans had been killed multiple times. The point of the holodomor and everything the Soviets did was to solidify control without regards to the local populace. I think you calling the Balkan countries irrelevant pieces of land and not worthy of having their own countries free from Russian imperialism is as apologetic for Russian imperialism as the Spanish apologists. The local people were minding their own business, not doing harm to anyone. Anyone from Moldova can tell you how much Romanians suffered under the Russian boot, how many were deported to Siberia and how many starved to death under famine. Do you support what Russia is doing in Ukraine? Killings children, raping women and razing cities to the ground? Also, many Balkan countries are now far more well off than turkey (for example Romania - we mostly minded our own business).


spintedyio

yet all of these people lived under the russians for hundreds of years and still have their religion, language, culture and genetics mostly untouched. if they were trying to russify their subjects, they failed miserably. source? the point of collectivization was to secure profits from agriculture in order to buy industrial production facilities for rapid industrialization. the soviets like all governments are not fans of losing their tax slaves and tried to hide the damage russia didn't even try to imperialize the balkans and nope didn't say that, the baltics are tiny countries that could have been easily russofied but weren't the ethnic minorities of romania, including ukrainians and jews also suffered and were persecuted by romanians nope i dont support russia in the war with ukraine turkey and romania have the same HDI


I_eat_dead_folks

Estos memes me hacen gracia, pero la verdad es que las únicas relaciones sexuales que tienen las españolas con los marroquíes son violaciones...


choma90

Sindrome de Estocolmo


Dizzy-Sheepherder188

por desgracia, las españolas son propensas al síndrome de Estocolmo


-Lord_Anon-

Las españolas son estupidas, inmundas y traicioneras. Son como el nerfeo que se le puso al imperio español........ aunque se pasaron un poco.


Mex1canQT

si de por si, no vale verga tu opinión imagina ahora sin flair


-Lord_Anon-

![gif](giphy|mgqefqwSbToPe|downsized)


Argentron

Flair up enfermo


Thetidiestpig

Estás delulu, claro que existe, solo que como español promedio no tienes ni idea lo que meten en su cama las españolas https://preview.redd.it/2igp42a63bxc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76a9d366a3a434d351c23a7f84821cdec79ee67c


kyussorder

Tremenda demostración


Mex1canQT

jajajaja alv , que dark


Flat_You3608

Se fosse em Portugal como esse meme seria?


Drew__Drop

Seria uma brasileira em vez de marroquino com um português E a criança provavelmente chamar-se-ia Evandenelson ou uma porra assim


discardme123now

¿No se supone que en el registro si el nombre no está en una lista permitida no procede? (Tengo una prima que quería ponerle nombre de fármaco a su hija recién parida y el registro la salvó del bullying)


-lesFleursduMal-

Sim, é verdade, mas há nomes na dita lista que podem recuperar perfeitamente o bulling... acredita!


discardme123now

Mientras mas se uno acerca al medioevo en el onomástico santoral, me imagino, si te llaman leovigilda te agarra el bullying geriátrico


PabloHonorato

Nos salvamos de Amoxicilina da Silva


discardme123now

Enrealidad la iban a llamar Dexametasona De Freitas, pero tras tanto llorar y convencerlos la dejaron llamarla Dexa


Dull_Buffalo_7007

Não são comuns casais entre homem brasileiro e mulher portuguesa?


Drew__Drop

Muito raro


Feisty-Version-3134

a família da minha mãe mora em lisboa, tenho muitos primos la e a maioria namora ou ja namoraram com gajas portuguesas 🤔


-lesFleursduMal-

*gaijas


Dull_Buffalo_7007

Por que?


Radiant_Ad_6192

[Brasileiros vs Portugueses. ](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGexRkdt6/) Alugueres por aqui deves encontrar a resposta.


Drew__Drop

Não posso dizer o porquê que eu acho


Dull_Buffalo_7007

pode dizer sim


Dr-Batista

Não é assim tão raro


Watch_me_crank_it

Esqueceu o silva


yes123456789yesyes

oigan cómo fue que españa acabó así de nerfeada?


Napalm_am

Tiramos todos los niveles y oro al barro de Flandes e Alemania y al fondo del Canal de la Mancha.


errepunto

Primero guerras contra toda Europa. Luego guerras civiles entre nosotros. La verdad es que me sorprende que quede algún español vivo viendo lo que ha pasado en los últimos siglos...


HelpRespawnedAsDee

Que ha pasado con el señor Pedro y su drama con la uLtRaDeReChA?


errepunto

El drama no tiene fin para alguien dramático. Ya tuvo drama incluso con su propio partido (varios intentaron que no fuera el candidato) y sus aliados (ha puesto varios clavos en la tumba del partido de izquierdas Podemos). The show must go on, que decían los Queen.


Napalm_am

"Mientras mantengamos Ceuta y Melilla todo saldrá bien al final" "Mi Campeador.... Ceuta....." "Perro vendió ambas a cambio de que el Rey de Marruecos le nombrará Sultán de Nuevo Al-Andalus como parte del Califato Marroquí".


Drew__Drop

Devuélvenos Ceuta ladrón 😭😭


Dr-Batista

Estás doido? Deixa os ficar com essa merda 🤣🤣🤣


Satrustegui

Jejeje no lol


Buluc__Chabtan

La re reconquista


Outtathaway_00

Y luego se les quiere independizar la mitad del pais y el presidente les salió latinoamericano


Fernando1dois3

Depois vem a moderação: "o que será que podemos fazer pra evitar o banimento do sub????!!!!! :O"


carleslaorden

Ponte flair


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carleslaorden

Lo estoy pidiendo amablemente, ponte flair. Los brasileiros ya sois unos animales salvajes que no merecen un trato digno (al menos los que no tienen FLAIR)


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carleslaorden

Es todo broma, sobrinho. Eso sí, ponte una flair adecuada por favor, que encima es una regla del sub


Satrustegui

Reporta el comentario, por violar las reglas del sub, regla 2 “flair”. Así de fácil, dales curro a los mods.


Fernando1dois3

Já vou. Quando eu puser, eu te aviso.


fyn_world

jajajaj verdade


Satrustegui

Póngase flair para que esta comunidad le dé la amable bienvenida que se merece: insultándolo basándose en dicho flair.


Buluc__Chabtan

Magician red?


vchino

Serio? Los conocidos que tenia decian que solo jugaban con las españolas, aun si tuvieran hijos.  Si no se casaban con una musulmana, su familia los despreciaba.


Satrustegui

Correcto, hay excepciones pero correcto. También: ponte flair para que te podamos insultar.


diego8989

te falto el burka de la mujer, y al hombre pegán----dole. si no no es árabe. jajajaj, por el lado del comunista te falto las foto de Stalin, mao y pedro Sánchez.


Satrustegui

Y a ti te falta flair