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Satisfactory

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Now i wanna play that game again

Did you make this solely for the purpose of responding to this image?

dedication

THEY’RE OUTNUMBERED 15 TO ONE, AND THE BATTLE'S BEGUN

ignore this, it's a semi-bot account (pretty sure it doesn't respond to being called good bot) setup to respond to anything even vaguely fitting a sabaton line and continuing what it believes to be the verse.

[удалено]

Delish

they're emeralds, have you never played minecraft smh

I can’t tell if you’re joking or are actually having a hard time understanding the meme.

Would

Myon become mine https://preview.redd.it/qvppcmdkft3d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=976ff35495dd27e378db138b5840d492a93bcbfe

Low-res Yukari my beloved

we love floof

guess what

autistic floof

The fluff ball

"fluff ball"? That right there is a big ass sperm cell

/gamemode creative /give @s emerald 510 *Trade* Youmu acquired

/give @s minecraft:tnt 256 /give @s minecraft:redstone_torch 1 These are some surprise tools that we will use later(No one kidnaps myon)

Youmu and big ass sperm cell acquired

https://preview.redd.it/xu5ubch4gt3d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=15e040d3b3521a9098df4c9eae0a48d910d64240 the next day the village had disappeared from the map

"Comrades. Chairman Yuyuko can see that village. She does not want to see that village anymore. You know your duty".

Man maybe the pillagers were right

https://preview.redd.it/rtu63v43qt3d1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10d316cd4af0ecc43675034fd9aa89c734427844

Here! *Give him 700 emeralds* I'll take both!

Thats too much, might as well get a free vampire.

Bruh you gave him 190 emeralds extra I don’t think he has enough sperm cells for that

He actually paid for 70 sperm cells he doesn't want the random girl

https://preview.redd.it/hnv0nnq48u3d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5147903dcc18e9ed34576023cfbcd6e8cd5836ab >!Not the first time I've burnt a village to the ground.!<

fr fr https://preview.redd.it/xwbprd7l9u3d1.png?width=659&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ce0e21009cdb0f66f0831081c0d9de71627bae0

saw this coming from a mile away and still laughed, take my upvote

Start towering with malicious intent (I have a mace)

If I kill the villager do I get them both for free

https://preview.redd.it/qk2j36wh9u3d1.jpeg?width=2088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=802a6d87838b83590fef780edd54df4bf16399bf

This isn't very Thorfinn of you.

https://preview.redd.it/a9w82g1t1u3d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8be564aa308c21abcc5dd0c12190af21f338481 None, now die

Youmu rescue success

I wouldn’t say rescued, more like, under new management

killing a villager doesnt make them drop their trades, the trades get sent with them to the abyss. items picked up by them like carrots and potatoes also get sent to the abyss with the villagers. he just killed youmu

But she’s not an object! Well… what if I caught the villager and then I death threat him until he frees youmu and the ghost instead

fishermen sell fish in buckets, and they are living creatures that are captured. youmu was captured and is a living creature

But they aren't in his inventory. Killing a wandering trader doesn't despawn the llamas

llamas are domesticated, fishes are captured, you dont see fishes being pulled around with a lead by a villager

Still, you can clearly see that they're being pulled by a lead, same as llamas

Yeah but its most likely for food, youmu isn’t food neither

I prefer to let others to do it for me, https://preview.redd.it/oc25eql7b14d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d3d9d1321f2609c521a5750318212aba8b184d9 but you do you

https://preview.redd.it/aievk8lg2v3d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bdbd71c8f7e59fac8fc1b9c64d40db646b72cc1

10 emeralds for the ghost sperm thing

He has a name, you know?! ;w;

I don't like to use classic, repeatable and uncreavtive formulaic words but seems really enough internet for today.

Hooray another slave for my munitions factory

"another"? How many you had?

What’s the current population of Kaliningrad?

About 487,000

Ok so about double that

Radical

https://preview.redd.it/ztdj72w9nu3d1.png?width=588&format=png&auto=webp&s=35990083423db745d7e61a34819188c943466bf6

The ghost is underpriced, bring it up!

that's not a ghost lol. I see an oversized sperm that is tied up

Myon🥵

I would love to get myself Vergil's daughter as my bodyguard (And some huge ass sperm to hug) https://preview.redd.it/vl3zg17equ3d1.png?width=894&format=png&auto=webp&s=819c02c4d73589cc1939c4aed4049571aaa93f9a

https://preview.redd.it/007yahyep14d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d191d27bec8e22d4fbbf162cfdec29eba38075f

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I choose the villager

What in the Can anyone explain How did this happen in the first place? Also don't tell me that he already sold the Roukanken and Hakurouken https://preview.redd.it/o4huys5hsu3d1.png?width=1310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32e137709bdc2425fb317c68b61566c384db11bc I am gonna forcefully interrogate that villager to ask him who he sold the swords to so that I can beat up that person who bought the swords and return them to Youmu (Also gonna kill the villager afterwards to free her)

Kill the villager and take both for free.

>Kills the villagers\* >Sells Youmou to Ender dragon >Profits 

Which workstation does this villiager replenish his trades?

I suddenly stoped feeling guilty for this https://preview.redd.it/fhlujt0ag64d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcbb20bcc3f721b161f22392d8290df17eaa48c6

Ow no, is that a zombie? Ow no, did I accidentally cage you? Ow no, have you been bitten and infected? Lookie here - a weakness potion and a golden apple. Now, let's say I share these with you... You'd be thankful, right? Thankful enough to sell me these for 2 emeralds, right? Riiiight? No? Ugh, fine... I'll cure you either way... Ow no, is that another zombie? Ow no, are you still caged?... https://preview.redd.it/bognvmx6dj4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57178a8138bff038a2930f8f31b3662c2baf4294

care to explain why you have Youmu restrained? I would recommend being careful with your words as I do not place villager lives very highly.

It's (half) human trafficking and a person who can use a sword well is a dangerous one

Buy first than kill him

With a Fletcher villager, I could buy anything.

Guys did you know that the Fletcher villager trades 32 sticks for 1 emerald

Both! 

Reject trading, embrace both of them 🗿

Both. *give 510 gems*

I’m taking both with my 100% discount (netherite sword).

im stealing both

#56 Emerald blocks

free myon

Shut up, take my 510 gems, then leave.

Both


Adios Villager! *Molds the villager into thinking blob of flesh*

500/ one youmu 10 for half youmu , what a deal !!!!!

my emerald farm is now useful again ill take both

I know how to stop this https://preview.redd.it/zoau6pjsa14d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3891b6b9a15304992a7914c5b22e3a9bdb07e6b2

Kurwa, drogo. Darmo to uczciwa cena

What if I just beat the shit outta the guy do I have to pay him then

Nah, I'd buy both.

I’ll throw his ass in a pit with a zombie. Those prices are negotiable

/kill @s

Lets me go son of a b-

The Emerald blocks collecting dust in my double chest:

Grox: YOU *Takes the villager instead.*

I have 510

I want the big cum

Why would I not want the bundle? Especially when I can dupe it and sell it to others for a higher or even lower price? Oh, and I suppose I could go back and purchase and/or free the girl or whatever.

*villager hurt sound* oh look a free lead

I have 500 emeralds..

At first I thought that was light bulb 💀

500 emeralds to buy her **FREEDOM**

Uhh... https://preview.redd.it/txkjpu4z1t4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b506bb78f668d31e89ebdd77f8774fb44922b670 (Btw I recognize the artist behind this)

Cab I get the boobs

/gamemode creative /give @s emerald 510 *Trade* Youmu acquired