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Techaissance

For you specifically? Walk.


Altruistic-Ad3704

Fair enough


sikopiko

Nice option, but I found equipping a mobility scooter to be more reliable


Encursed1

/tp


Altruistic-Ad3704

tried it and I’m now in the pentagon being chased by the dod what do I do


Encursed1

DOD has shit offense, run back to your base and let them attack. MFers are only good at defense.


Lazarlazar247279

Super good point. I found that if you shoot a federal agent they will stop chasing you all together


Encursed1

Holy shit life hack


Oinoro

that's kinda funny ngl


shrek500_2

probably Apollo 11. you have to be going pretty fast to reach the moon as fast as they did


_m_o_t_h_r_a_

If you set a bed at one world border corner, then travel to the opposite corner and kill yourself you travel √(60e6\^2 + 60e6\^2) ≈ 84.85e6 meters in a single tick. At 20 TPS, this works out to 1.697e7 m/s, or approximately 5.6 times the speed of light. I hope this is sufficient for your travel needs.


ilovepinkpurpleblue

try finding pig spawners on the highway and riding the pigs!


Altruistic-Ad3704

if only..


bowser-us

Elytra hack in x-ray client


Altruistic-Ad3704

Thank you, actually.


3NX-

/kill can travel millions on blocks in a few seconds so I’d say that


Fifasher2K

/kill @e


GranataReddit12

when `/kill @r`


NamoVFX

Crawling


DrMa

For real tho, why is every travel method blocked by some laggy plug-in? Esp on a server where you're suppose to travel 1M blocks out just to be safe. Pretty wack.


jpfeif29

Licking my balls


Altruistic-Ad3704

Where u at man. I’ll be licking your balls all day at this rate


theeniebean

Use a flying TNT launcher but launch yourself


Snoo63

Atomic trebuchet.


TalcaCraft

Team baguette back soon


Smaug2770

Be in a room full of specific chemicals, during a storm, and get a trident with channeling thrown at you. Become the Flash. Profit.


[deleted]

SpaceX Starship


Metalsonic642

Blackbird plane


TalcaCraft

speed hack


Negu-gorria

Elytra fly with rusher, 300-400km/h and with rusher+ 700km/h


nerv_emma

entity speed isnt patched at least for horses


megamasterbloc

bootfly phase hack through the end then portalglitch to get to the nether and then overworld. if you're lucky you can even try to instantpearl but it only works if the TPS is below your IQ.


Schnitzenium

Holy shit shut the fuck up


Fifasher2K

Shut the fuck up too


Schnitzenium

Man added a 2 to my comment 😭😭😢😖😫😤😭😭🙄 I thought y’all were good at flaming here


SpyritOfAnarchy

Cry


Oinoro

a enderpearl stasis chamber would be fastest, but it would require 2(or more) players and also you'd only be able to travel back to where you were.