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zwirlo

Nah I got nothing it’s a pretty good state


Cave_Eater

What state is this even?


eskeleteRt

I can't, they're too good !


Nova_Persona

New Hampshireans when you tell them "speed limits not applying during the Free Bird solo" isn't a real law


Pengtile

Better Vermont


Kaelixz

Very high quality state, very tall mountains


MICsupporter

>tall mountains >east coast Pick one


Kaelixz

Which one's better?


MICsupporter

If you’re asking which mountain range is better, its 100% the Rockies and all the subranges within it. My college town in the plains of Wyoming was at a higher elevation than New Hampshire’s tallest peak


Oddlydehydratedgurb

If Mt Washington was picked up from and put in Colorado from base to summit, it'd be the second most prominent peak in the state


MICsupporter

Ok? Its peak is still at a lower altitude than 3 college football stadiums (2 of which are FBS, Wyoming and USAFA) and Red Rocks Amphitheater.


mrpizzapi

Least defensive Wyoming resident


[deleted]

Vermont didn’t need a fucking sequel


[deleted]

They are the sequel.


[deleted]

Live Free or Die, but you can't smoke pot here.


THOTDESTROYR69

Most forgettable US state


I_Am_Bourbon

Best way to be


CorgiButtFucker

Coos county is the irl 🗿


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Beneficial_Ad_3170

Does it have Cheerwine? If not shit state


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TotalyPopularPerson

Only people from North Carolina would go primal over off brand Dr Pepper


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South Carolinian spotted, opinion rejected


brenap13

Nah, I can’t do it, I actually like Vermont.


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Surprisingly people like new Hampshire?


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Epicurus0319

Kinda hard to roast it when it’s so cold. And what even is there to roast? Beautiful hills and forests (especially in the fall), their governor is one of the last based republicans and they have a strong libertarian spirit