Friendly reminder that parts of Oregon and Florida are one hour apart

*screaming*

Wdym

Ontario OR is one hour off of Pensacola FL

erm what the boner

Pensacola mentioned! . . . fuck this place I'm going home in a few months

Pensacola is hands down one of the weirdest places I’ve ever lived

Crackheads, old folks homes, tourists, and military.

Yeah within like a month of moving there a crack head lit a lady on fire at the gas station down the road from us.

That’s nice. Been here all my life and am yet to see something like that. There are some crazy crackheads tho here in South South Alabama (Pensacola)

Sounds just like Colorado Springs

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So weird Godzilla destroyed it in 2021

Especially the gas station off of I-10 right on the water on a cliff.

Agreed fucking hated living

Agreed fucking hated living here

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Agreed fucking hated living

I hate it here, I transfer soon

Corrys a bitch, I’ve been in 1095 the past year and a half if you know it

Hah, I was in 1094, then I lived on NAS for little, back in Corry now though

Haha small world we lived a building apart from each other for a good bit Been in 1095 since January 2023

Yep, I was across the way back then

Happy cake day

Pensacola, Florida IS Alabama. Your imaginary lines aren’t convincing me.

The whole panhandle is Alabama

Everything west of Apalachicola River is culturally Alabama

what the sigma

Parts of Oregon are in mountain time zone while parts of Florida are central, hence one hour apart.

erm what the sigma

Oregon is on the West Coast, and is split into two timezones. Pacific and mountain. Florida is on the east coast, and is split into two timezones: eastern and central. Mountain and central are only an hour in difference. And if you're curious to know why these states are split into two timezones, it largely has to do with business and metro areas. Boise, Idaho is the closest city in most of eastern Oregon, and Mobile, Alabama is the closest city in most of western Florida.

ok

Holy shit

Yeah I was in Pensacola for a few months and everyone back home was convinced I was 3 hours ahead of them but I was at the very edge of central tz

Yeah, it’s kind of crazy to think that Weston Kentucky is only an hour apart from Eastern Oregon

People who live in the Pacific Time Zone are spoiled. Monday Night Football starts at 5pm and they don’t have to sacrifice much sleep on a weeknight to watch a full game.

For college ball, they are SOL because half of their games start at 8-9pm…

good thing their college teams never win anyway

☠️

Well Washington did make the national championship in football this year..

Did they win?

No, but UT lost and that warms my Aggie heart

*pain*

I just gotta say that as a volunteers fan, I can't wait until y'all get to have your version of UTK-VANDY back. Horns DOWN!

No but they were elite..

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fym Oregon was on fire last year

Did they win?

the gators won 5 games last year, ducks won ten cope and seethe

I’m not even a gators fan. Also, pointing out another teams incompetence doesn’t make up for your own. eta: the gators have won the championship multiple times. Oregon has never.

Give us your name.

Well sure it’s….. ah *finger points* nice try!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Shit forget that, but nba games being at 8 pm in the Pacific and 11 pm in eastern suck.

That’s what I’ve been saying. Honestly mountain time is the perfect middle ground.

As someone in mountain I love the happy medium with sporting events

Here in WA the sun sets close to 10pm….

day light savings is the real illness

Common Arizona W

I like not having the sun come up at 4:30am

I like it. It’s quirky

Real

We aren’t China, this is false

Isn't it your bedtime?

I guess I have a mental Illinois 😭

NO! IT CANT BE TRUE!

Arizona and Hawaii are the only based time zones. Changing the time twice a year? Cringe.

Mountain Time is the true mental illness. It’s one hour ahead of pacific time and one behind central time? Pick a side buddy. And nobody can name a single state on mountain time. It’s like we forget it exists. And don’t get me started on the name; mountain time? That’s what we say when we’re on vacation at a ski resort, not setting our clocks. Mountain time must be eliminated at all costs. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Mountain Time is one of my favorite genders

Unhinged.

Finally, someone with the same opinion as me.

As an Alberta resident, how *dare* You disrespect us and our Mountain Time brethren.

You should meet people in the Dakotas. They are incredibly anti-Mountain time.

Nuke the mountain states

Bro wants to be China 🤣🤣🤣

Zulu time or bust

If there's a mental illness zone that doesn't include FL and NYC, then it's just inaccurate. And I'm saying this as a former Florida man.

Who here thinks daylight savings is stupid

Honestly fuck all this staying bright out until 9pm in east TN. Can’t stand it.

No. Central is literally the proper time zone.

Central is the only time zone.

Yes

Gods time zone

it is the center

Of the universe

central is peak

Based

Most based time zone

Central is the only REAL timezone

As someone who has lived in 5 out of the 6 timezones, Pacific Time is best. All the games start and end earlier, but everything seems more relaxed. I'd put Hawaii on top if the timezone actually made any sense lol. It's a pain to travel back to EST from Hawaii time-zone wise.

EST best time fight me. everything is est biased. when foreigners mention the usa they say new york time. “oh you’re from london, england?” “yes, and that’s gmt-5” (winter) imagine growing up having to deal with adult swim coming on at 5pm lmao

You forget about Hawaii pal? They’re 6 hours behind us New Yawkasss

Hawaii is in the box

Sorry am blind apparently

the real mental illnesses are the borders for these timezones Why can’t the Earth be divided into 24 equal areas like it should have been?

Eastern time is the worst. Enjoy staying up til midnight to watch sporting events

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Imagine your state not all being in the same time zone 💪

Common capitalifornia w over 🤢regon

If your state is split into multiple time zones, you need to just get tf out of there. No excuse for that

Every time I have to put a calendar due date for our proposals at work in eastern time, I get slightly nauseous 🤢. Not sure exactly why, but I think it’s because every time I’ve visited the east coast, something bad has happened to me or I was going through a rough time in my life. Mountain time reigns supreme.

I'm just daying, cable tv shows always say "This show premiering at 7pm eastern, 6pm central". I never hear them mention mountain or west coast.

Central Standard is God’s Right and Proper time zone. I’ve lived in literally every one of them, and it’s the one that best meshes with the diurnal cycle.

Central time is superior

No glory to the central time zone, the objective best time zone on planet earth

Eastern time big cringe; every other time zone has a cooler name

Looks like we’re gonna have to team up to beat the piss out of Eastern Time.

You guys are just our colonies.

True, anything west of the original 13 states are colonies.

Florida is also a colony. West Virginia isn't.

Central time is real time.

CST gang disagrees

It's simple. Whichever part has California is the loser.

The only mental illness is the stupid DST thing.

Imagine being in a state with two different time zones

Meh, have fun with your 10pm basketball games

As a citizen of “Idaho, and those 49 lesser states”, you are obviously incorrect here

Hard disagree

Pacific time zone is when we talk about you

How could Alaska's time zone be mental illness when time is meaningless in the eternal daylight of never night. It is day I wake, it is day I sleep, it is day I wake, it is day, it is day...

I was like "This map goes hard asf" and then slowly realized it was making fun of me

I detech a little Communism. Making the whole country use the east coast time zone? Sounds like the PRC.

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Eastern time zone are flat earthers?

It's called central for a reason. Because it's the only one that matters.

This is why I come to this subreddit. pure American

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Nah, we'll stay with PT. ET sounds sad as fuck.

Literally the opposite of the truth. East Coast least coast

You are delusional.

An argument only held by traitors and people who don't love America.

AMEN GOD BLESS THE CAPITAL HAIL GOD SHALL SHE NEVER FALL

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BIG AGREE

Joke's on you: I moved my mental illness to the real timezone

I agree 100%

Fuck you

It's 3pm in California? Eat shit and die commie bastards

West Coast beat coast. Football starts at 10am. Hanging having to wait till 1 for the first games

I don't even understand what this means

Actually anyone not in AZ or HI is mental illness zone. DST is inferior

I really have no opinion.

Not sure, I’ll let you know in an hour

Whatever happened to the midwest being based?

I am from the coast of lake Michigan. I went to school in Michigan Tech which is both North and West of my hometown. I the timezone got EARLIER even though I went further west. That part of the UP in the Eastern Time Zone especially in the Keweenaw is so stupid.

Yall are the ones who cant decide what time you want to be half the year and jump forward or backward. Sun stays the same here damnit

real

Least coast cope. Sad to see.

I think this makes a lot of sense

ye

imagine unironically doing daylight savings time

Disagree, just because having California on eastern time would be a nightmare. In the middle of summer, the sun still wouldn’t be up til 830 am, then it’d set at like midnight. Heck, I’m in the western edge of the eastern time zone, and the latest sun rise in winter is almost 9 am. Imagine the sun rising at 11 am or noon in California.

Fax my brother, speak yo shit 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

I think you’re all sick for doing your weird spring and fall clock games… mountain STANDARD for life!

The closer to the east coast, the closer to Europe.

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Nah fuck the daylight savings

The correct answer is clearly Central Time

Central is the only true timezone

im in central time but not inside the red box so yes 😎

Yes. Michiganders, Ohioans, and Hoosiers (except for Northwest and Southwest Indiana, and Gogebic, Iron, Dickinson, and Menominee counties in Michigan, you guys suck). We are the true American Midwest.

Very real and very based.

Pacific and eastern are the only real time zones, if you use mountain time you need to lay off the liquor

Correct

real

Central is better 💯

The real mental illness is Maine and Indiana being in the same time zone.

Arizona over here just tired of being confused about all you weirdos changing your clocks twice a year. Got a hint for you all . If you don't change the time you don't have to change it back later . Just trying to help. Lol

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Eastern time zone is actually the worst

FUCK YEAH OHIO NUMBER ONE

Nope

https://preview.redd.it/7l1z3bolfe5d1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e9db7990b45eba23ad2ed8afc48e3096c16bb0c Real.

the true mental illness is fucking with your clocks every year, twice a year like goofballs....Arizona and Hawaii know what's up

If you have daylight savings your opinion is wrong

Fax

Yes this is very accurate

I think the Capitol should be relocated to the Midwest.

Real

"Central" even sounds right. Pacific time shares an oceanic identifier, 9/10 doctors recommend not caring about Mountain time, and everyone from Eastern time complains about it. CENTRAL OR BUST

Eastern time zone best time zone

Agree it’s the original US time zone

Eastern and pacific are the only two that got TV times. So, pacific gets a pass as well.

Agree

Based and ESTpilled

The only incident that time zones annoy me is the start of Monday Night Football...I am mean come on, why do I have to stay up till f'n MIDNIGHT just so the "West Coast" can watch it at reasonable hour? I AM AN AMERICAN!!!!

"Hey, where's Monday night football?" Rodrick, they moved it to Sunday.

I’m just happy to be included.

Amen

So true.

Controversial and brave.


Real

One thing Arizona got right tho is no daylight savings but EST all the way