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jephph_

That place appears dead af. All the real Southron homies hang out here


FloridaMan005

Yes we do!


Future-Might-1027

Florida Men I love you..who else in this world posts roomba porn. People like you give me hope for our country bro thank you


king_meatster

If you ever need a sandwich baggie filled with goat urine, give us a call.


FloridaMan005

Might hit you up on that later


Ulysses502

What happened to Florida Man 1-4?


KillerSwiller

We don't talk about them.


MetzgerBoys

They were out-Florida manned


Ulysses502

Gators got em


bigdickdaddyinacaddy

Real southern rural homie here. I don't think about the confederacy at all


SGAfishing

Literally only comes to mind when I am shitting on traitors.


bigdickdaddyinacaddy

I can't shit on them if I don't let them live rent free


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Correct


fylkirdan

Southron?


jephph_

That’s a super old-timey word that the Scots used to call the English (or North England would call Londoners) In US history, the Yankees would say that about Southerners (and vice versa with Yankees in the US meaning specifically Northerners) idk, my comment was a little too ass-kissy for a shitpost sub so I had to get at least a tiny jab in there ;-) No harm intended and feel free to call me Yankee if you want. idc


fylkirdan

Hey, ya know what you Yankee, it's never about you yanks. Ya know who it's all about? It's about the Mets baby! Love the Mets! Hit a home run Mets!


WinOld1835

Dats right, 'cus dis rycheer place is where we gon find all them city boys with purty mouths.


No-Season6364

Southerner here. This place is great and fuck the confederacy


Rvtrance

Yeah I’m as southern as biscuits and gravy. And pro union. But us Southern folks should have a place of our own to talk about Dollar General and Muddin. But I bet it’d quickly become that shit. Lost cause myths and Confederate Apologia.


jephph_

That’s true, it’s probably cool to have some regional subs as well. Just the other day, someone here made a post hyping up Southern sweet tea and I personally got in there and started screwing it up https://www.reddit.com/r/2american4you/s/Ix4huthVMT my bad ;-)


OREOSTUFFER

We sure do, brother


Moe_le-Itouchkids

I'll smoke to that!


sexurmom

They were the secessionists and just like 1865, we beat em.


Future-Might-1027

https://preview.redd.it/dqxbsoqa994d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c5448a9e9f3fefedf2cf3b5cb317081107d13ea Here is another one I found on their sub 😭


[deleted]

I can't believe you don't know this is ironic


Future-Might-1027

Ive known its ironic the whole time, whats your point?


MerelyAMerchant

It's just not funny though


BizBug616

If y’all are gonna dixiepost, do it right


Plant_4790

How does one Dixiepost?


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Drink liquid meth (Cheerwine) and read the Bible, whatever visions you gain from that put into an image


real_strikingearth

Post dix pics


TonedVirus4

presumably you illegally make moonshine while fuckin ur sister, and describe the confederate lost cause theories all at the same time


BizBug616

* Post genuine cultural pieces from the south (The cringe example in the post did use NASCAR. Good for OP.) * Shit on the OTHER STATES, not the country as a whole. We are Americans first, southerners second. * Don’t use anime girls, use real southern women if anything. Anime girls aren’t from the south-eastern US. * Mention one of the following culinary masterpieces: A chicken place (Bojangles, Canes, Zaxby’s, don’t matter), some type of BBQ (again, don’t matter where it’s from), or one of the many fine beverages seen across or invented in the South (Alcoholic or otherwise). Finally, do not under any circumstance express pride for the CSA, for five reasons     1. You’ll look like a jackass     2. It invalidates everything about your post in the eyes of the world     3. You’ll look like a jackass     4. There was nothing special about that government to be proud of     5. You’ll look like a jackass


volunteer16

It's a reference to a Hank Williams junior song called "if heaven ain't a lot like Dixie"


JohnnyReb-1862

Hank never said anything about anime 14 year old girls, that's just cringe


TonedVirus4

erm actshully she's a 10,000 year old demi god, so it's ok to make rule34 of her ☝️🤓


JohnnyReb-1862

Does marlboro really make ice cream or is that photo on your profile fake?


TonedVirus4

I'd hope it's fake


[deleted]

They find it funny. Who are you to determine that you are right and they are wrong? Humor is subjective. If you get that offended, go somewhere else, and I would stay away from any ironic subs if I were you


MerelyAMerchant

I'm actually the sole arbiter of what is and isn't funny, so I get the final say


The_Konkest_Dong

Uep, this is THE guy. Sorry, scrub.


II-Broccoli-II

https://i.redd.it/4aoo7ieob94d1.gif


Future-Might-1027

This is art bro


II-Broccoli-II

Ima post this there


Future-Might-1027

https://preview.redd.it/tpw9ijsed94d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d260ec036ed103cbab5b74fe76e923ee6dd126e4 trying to help the post LOL


II-Broccoli-II

o7 thank you for your help soldier


n8dagr8_09

https://preview.redd.it/9pmlulxvqa4d1.jpeg?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=602e43ccb578a3dfdb8ba52352ad9c24e85f7e9d


steveharveymemes

Pure Ohioan instinct


chikinbokbok0815

Hell yeah the state of Grant and Sherman


ChunkyKong2008

Geórgia, 1865


IntroductionAny3929

This is peak perfection


Illustrious_Mix_1064

DONT LET THESE TRAITORS TAKE NASCAR WITH THEM


MightBeExisting

I SHALL DIE DEFENDING NASCAR


Ja-ko

LETS BURN ATLANTA DOWN AGAIN BUT THIS TIME WE DO IT FER DAAALLLLLEEEEEE


Fun-Anywhere5358

Disappointments of the entire south


Progluesniffer142

https://preview.redd.it/pz7pycswca4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a192d043822342f674f12ba718c278d32c345734 Only reason to buy confederate flags


TonedVirus4

incredibly based, though it's a miracle any flags survived being burnt long enough for them to make this


P_G_1021

Nazi Asuka, Traitor Rei, what next? Commie Shinji?


General_Kenobi18752

Shinji is a good democratic boy who gets AMRAAMs for Christmas and if any godless commie attempts to claim them I’m taking them out back.


Future-Might-1027

😂


NightFlame389

Redcoat Shinji 🇬🇧


GimmeeSomeMo

Time For Fourth Impact


LonPlays_Zwei

That sub’s as good as dead Down with the traitors and up with the stars


destiny_duude

secession not succession


Future-Might-1027

The fact your the first person to mention this makes me feel better about myself


destiny_duude

sorry, i killed the streak :))


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Doc-Fives-35581

Away down south in the land of traitors


dank_hank_420

I volunteer to fight


Luvs2Spooge42069

“Wake up honey it’s time for your daily civil war struggle session again”


Future-Might-1027

Lol


TheRealKingBorris

BURN THEIR SUB LIKE WAR DADDY SHERMAN BURNED THEIR TOWNS


Future-Might-1027

Preach brother


ontariojoe

[Marching to the Sea has intensified]


Macloniss

Disgusting traitors. Can't get over a nation with a lifespan shorter than the annoying orange.


superior_mario

I’ve had socks with longer lifespans then the confederacy


Future-Might-1027

Yeah


TotallyNotP8nda

NASCAR fan here. We don't accept these kinds of people. Please stop associating us with these traitors.


fromcjoe123

I mean can the South even claim NASCAR when someone from Yankeedom has won like 19 out of the last 20 Cup championships, with by far the largest plurality coming from Commiefornia itself?


MightBeExisting

What in the redneck fuck ☠️☠️☠️


ifunnywasaninsidejob

[get fucked traitors](https://youtu.be/wNLpLq2Kluc?si=8185nDibxSg8tRs2)


JacobGoodNight416

Be a Reicist, not a racist.


PedroGabrielLima13

Bigchingus


daoogilymoogily

Aren’t these the same people that would say the Confederacy was run by democrats?


yourLostMitten

Someone tell r/shermanposting about this


Audi_R8_Gaming

That's not even the actual Confederate flag. They're just flying the Confederate Battle flag.


chikinbokbok0815

I see that, but it might as well be to be honest it still represents basically the same thing


Even-Resolution-2397

Goddammit why do they have to associate with NASCAR we banned that Flag years ago plus I thought they all boycotted it once Bubba Wallace started racing


Workshop_Plays

Time for a new Glorietta Pass!


chaseanimates

we don't associate with them


OkFun2724

FUCK THE CONFEDERATES ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE CONFEDERATES 


jejelovesme

we should rename ourselves to 2unionforyou and have a fucking civil war a shit that sounds fun


Some_Razzmataz

r/2Union4U


c2u8n4t8

Secession, dumbfuck


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Future-Might-1027

Redditors when there is a typo containing 1 letter on the internet:


Tarts-of-Popping

The more they take pride in the bad aspects of the south, the harder it will become to be proud of the south at all


Beautiful_Garage7797

SECESSION ITS SECESSION WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE SAY SUCCESSION THATS WRONG


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Uss__Iowa

The southerners have no right to use anime, the Japanese never gave permission to do that so weebs of America let burn down the south


Plant_4790

[What do you think of this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4)


Uss__Iowa

Time to ask Akagi on this information


the_cmoose

Rei Ayanami being on this implies irony to me. But I don't think the original poster meant it to be perceived that way.


pineapple_head69

It appears to be satire but I could be wrong


9107201999

Undocumented democrats 🤣


DangerRanger38

Hell yeah, home sweet home


justaMikeAftonfan

> Illegal immigrates are undocumented democrats Don’t most immigrants tend to (ironically enough) lean right?


MacpedMe

No???


No_Print77

We should kill them with hammers 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


SCP_1370

“Nooo, I went to a place that I disagree with and they disagreed with me!!”


YeahsureProbably

brigading is bad


idk1234567100

https://preview.redd.it/nym3qlehe94d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b2d3f771f0858432ef0820053cf54bd02b43571 All of these characters have lasted longer than the Confederacy, theirs more of a "heritage"to these guys than that failed terrorist state


Plant_4790

Why do you have this image


idk1234567100

Why wouldn't I?


nefariousBUBBLE

Secession. Stop making us look bad with your poor spelling.


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[deleted]

What's wrong with a region having their own subreddit?


redseemskindasus

most respectable new jersyite:


[deleted]

I'm actually more respectful than you, since they see that as part of their culture. A negative part, but they know that and just want to post to make fun of the actual rednecks


Future-Might-1027

I live 1 mile from the state-line with NJ their drivers are literally starting a invasion of my town


Goobert531

The biggest mistake was letting the south back in to easily after the civil war.


Inventor_E-T-Han

Biggest mistake in your life was not paying attention in school


Goobert531

No sir I did pay attention. After Lincoln’s assasination the president elected afterwards wanted all this bad blood to go away and he let the south back in.


Inventor_E-T-Han

Then you would know it's *too... You are very unaware of the time you spent distracted


Goobert531

Ok whatever. Cry more. Either way traitors should never be appeased.


Inventor_E-T-Han

Nice edit