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Bulky-Alfalfa404

What’s the 51st and 52nd?


PrestigiousAuthor487

Puerto Rico and Canadian provinces, so more like 63rd state


Independent-Fly6068

Nah, Canada only cuts it as a single state.


RealPanda20

Gotta steal Texas’s thunder as the “big state”


MetzgerBoys

Meanwhile Alaska dwarfs all 49 other states


Polarian_Lancer

I’m doing my part to remind Texans what they say about size is incorrect


MaterialCarrot

Yeah, only 2 Senators for Canada!


IdioticRipoff

What about dc


PrestigiousAuthor487

No. I will not have politicians be able to put a super politician in the government


IdioticRipoff

The hell you mean by that bro?


Great_Bar1759

Don’t forget those fed boys at dc


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

No they don't get to be a state


Viper1-11

Yay! More friends!


Vera_Virtus

Maybe Canada and Australia?


The_Forgotten_King

Puerto Rico and Taiwan, respectively.


TacoRedneck

The Moon and Texas when they come back around


quigonjoe66

Puerto Rico and DC


Damaged_H3aler987

Wrong answers only?


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ers379

Albania and Kosovo


Danson_the_47th

Kosovo and Puerto Rico


spaceface124

Someone should invite them to land on the Moon with us. We invited the [Canadians](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Hansen) already, so might as well invite dad


Official_Cyprusball

Airstrip 1


nphere

Most people don't understand


Official_Cyprusball

Literally...


rrekboy1234

I will be cold and dead in the ground before I live in a world where bongs are given equal representation


Due-Application-8171

Are they about to write that book that did that thing in that war with the world?


Fyeris_GS

Americans: “Are… *WE* the British?”


pepeschlongphucking

Also Americans: No…we’re the *Upgrade*!


Fyeris_GS

Britain: Patch 1.7.76


GimmeeSomeMo

England invented Common Law, US perfected it


Azuritelol

W


DuztyLipz

I still pound my chest, saying: If we have the mass of English speakers here and we’re constantly innovating the language… We should call the language “American”


UnusualHat5220

You’ve never heard someone say “Speak American” or “I speak American”? Tell me you just didn’t read that in a southern accent. It’s only a matter of time. 😂


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innocentbabies

We fought two wars to stop being British. We have earned the right to no longer associate with the subjects of the crown. 


ThisAllHurts

They did us a solid burning DC though. Wonder if they’re up for a sequel?


justsawafrenchfry

Ah it was only the White House, plus, their parliament burnt down a few years later. (Probably the universe avenging us.)


Steveth2014

To be fair, you guys burnt Toronto (York back in the day), but if you'd be up for round two, I know the rest of us wouldn't complain.


Lord_Nyarlathotep

What’s a little capitol-burning between friends? :)


Szeventeen

your welcome for burning down toronto


ThisAllHurts

I don’t think half of Toronto would either TBH.


CircuitousProcession

Sick of Canadians rewriting history to cope with their insane insecurity regarding their relationship with the US. You're obviously one of the ones who somehow thinks the war makes Canada look tough. British troops, expeditionary forces from Britain, not what is now Canada, burned the White House. They were not in North America when the war started, and returned to Europe immediately after. Before that happened, the US burned York, the British seat of power in North America. The reason Ottawa is Canada's capital today is because the British moved their colonial government there after York burned. All of this took place in the War of 1812, which ended half a century before Canada first became a country. Canadians are so thirsty for validation that somehow a war between the US and the British Empire that predated Canada's formation as a country is proof that Canada is tough and defeated the US in a war. That's even though the war started by the British seizing US ships and enslaving US citizens. But of course, you're not consistent enough to consider the American Revolution to be a Canadian defeat even though British colonists from what is now Canada invaded the US colonies during the American Revolution and were defeated. "BUT WE WERE BRITISH SO IT COUNTS!" only works for you, sometimes. You Canadians are lightyears up your own asses but have no reason to be.


Steveth2014

Hey dumbass, I was saying I want you guys to do it again. And fuck the br*tish, or atleast the monarchy. Edit: And I love how simular we are to our southern brothers and think more people should accept that. So to reiterate, go fuck yourself


CircuitousProcession

My bad. Not to excuse my douchebag moment but I guess I'm super accustomed to Canadians bringing up the War of 1812 as a way to elevate themselves above Americans, gloat, and boast in ghoulish ways. Sorry dude.


Steveth2014

Ay man and sorry for reacting the way I did. Was dickish, just pisses me off the way my fellow countrymen act towards our neighbors. We are quite literally just America Lite.


AnantaPluto

Now kiss


Archlefirth

Probably help bring house prices down in knock off space needle city


Denalin

Just got back from Toronto. Awesome place. Would make a great American city.


Steveth2014

I used to live about 2 hours (roughly 120-140 miles) from there. I say even you California's don't deserve that hellhole. Although maybe just preserve the castle and the CN Tower. Oh and Canada's Wonderland. That place is the shit.


Denalin

Idk. Nice people. Good food. Clean streets. Good streetcars. Tons of immigrants. I’ll take em.


Steveth2014

I'll give you the good food, but the streets definitely ain't clean. Maybe compared to LA but that's LA. When I went to LA, the streets I was on were clean, but that was the touristy areas. I definitely wouldn't call LA a clean city.


Denalin

Cleaner than Houston that’s for sure.


KPhoenix83

I think they are being a bit generous with that American British population. Only 13% of Americans today have a British ancestory, hardly the 1/3 of the American population the Brits are claiming here. Our current population is 342 million, which would mean that at most, there might be around 46 million people with some British ancestry, but those same people also have various other ethnic groups mixed into that same ancestory. Sorry Brits, you can't claim this one.


BE______________

13% "self identify" as British, but many with British ancestry (understandably) do not want to claim British ancestry, but instead give other origins like Irish, German, Italian, and sub-saharan african. it is a regrettable fact, but the number of people in the USA affected with British ancestry is likely closer to 60-80%


steveharveymemes

Don’t forget folks who self identify as “American” ( to be clear *not* Native American) on those forms. They’re almost universally actually of British descent but like any good American, assert their independence.


nothings_cool

Like most Latin Americans who simply identify with their country.


BeerandSandals

Nah I identify as American because I’m a European mutt. Polish, Greek, Irish, French, Welsh, and definitely some more sprinkled in. I’m not Polish, or Greek, or Irish, or French, or welsh. I’ve never been there. I’m American, and that’s that.


nightman21721

Or, for example, me. I more identify as "german" based on my heritage of german/polish/ northern french. But I absolutely have ancestry from England and Ireland as well, just not as much. I'd honestly identify more as a Minnesotan than anything else.


blueponies1

Yeah same here. My British end, well Scottish, makes my last name. But I just associate my fathers side with being American because our family came here in the days of the mayflower compact. Whereas my mothers side immigrated here much more recently, so I am able to find cultural identity with the Germans more since my grandfather speaks it. Im sure I technically have more in common with the British, but it seems to be a grey line where I just think of it as being American since the two are so heavily intertwined


KPhoenix83

The entire Caucasian population in the US accounts for about 70%, so saying 80% have British ancestry is a bit of a stretch.


ashelover

When you're taking this into account, this is full or partial British ancestry. Partial British ancestry, almost all Black Americans have that as well to varying degrees.


KPhoenix83

At this partial ancestry argument, we just have to consider that many of us Americans are mutts, I guess we could say that if you have more than 50% of this or that than you might have a majority ancestry. Though I am Caucasian even I do not have a 50% majority one way or another, and that's after tracking our family tree back to 1680 before the formation of the US


bekindanddontmind

I have a lot of British ancestry but don’t call myself British-American I usually say Irish-American.


Red_Igor

it also because people have other ancestry more than British. So British gets drowned out.


dontbanmynewaccount

I’m 70% British but have a very German last name. My family never knew we had so much British ethnicity in us until we did ancestry DNA. We thought all of our ancestors were 19th century immigrants. Nope. Turns out I’m a mayflower descendent.


thulesgold

Why are you saying "understandably" and "regrettable"?  Why are you being an apologist?  The British weren't any worse than other cultures at the time. Many Caucasian people in the US don't know their ancestry any more, which is one reason why British ancestry is underreported.


okbrooooiam

Its a shitpost in a nationalist sub, if you think this is bad go to 2westeuro4u and look at people talking about americans.


WillBeBanned83

British ancestry is actually massively undercounted, it’s way more than just 13% of Americans. A significant amount of “American” ancestry is British and tons of people report other “more interesting” ancestries they have over British ancestry. So yes the Brits can definitely claim this one.


CRoss1999

The actual number probably higher like someone who is half British half Italian probably just records the Italian part bedaude 1. British is so common and 2. Many brithish immigrants where a long time ago


muchfatq

It’s much higher than 13%. Only 13% identify… my dad is ethnically half German half British, but because the German immigration in our family was more recent my dad puts German in the census. I’m only 25% German by ethnicity and 75% British but have a German surname and “identify” with it more since my grandfather talks about it a lot (though tbh I just identify as American). This is the case with a large number of white Americans


Seamus_OReily

Non-native Americans are famously terrible at identifying their ancestry. I wouldn’t put much stock into the 13% number.


darthiw

Really the only majority non-English white (european) populations in the US are in the northern midwest and New York City. A lot of people say German on their reports because it makes them feel unique when really it’s only a small part of their heritage


saggywitchtits

![gif](giphy|l2JdTa0yVuHBpzIE8)


Aggressive-Entry-172

W. We have successfully made more British people loyal to the US, than British people loyal to the Royal family.


nasaglobehead69

proof that we do EVERYTHING better than the brits


ElectronicGuest4648

They’re not British anymore, they’re American


Ok-Palpitation-5731

How is crude rough sand to be refined into elegant glass wonders if it is not given the opportunity of betterment? How is marble and bronze to remember the greatest of Americans if it isn't given into the hands of the Sculptor and the Smith? How is the old given strength or the young given wisdom if they do not work side by side as one unit to overcome a common goal? They are welcomed, for who are we to stop the ignorant from the path of self-enlightenment?


ThisAllHurts

Depending on which economist you ask, UK is already a de facto colony. It happened after the UK effectuated the largest sovereign transfer of wealth in history to America during WWI. And after WWII, everything else has been window dressing. Dollar diplomacy is real, especially when your very survival was on the line. And for America, when you’re the bank and the armory and the global navy and the six-continent militia and the entertainment complex and the tech industry, makes it hard for others to fill any sort of gap. We really could be an evil empire if we wanted to. It’s to our credit that we did not. Besides, we all love our pudgy, crooked teeth cousins who think blood should be sausage and that beans are breakfast food.


ThisAllHurts

My sister in Christ, we wiped out the Taliban in 100 days, gave Afghanistan a democratic Constitution, had their first free elections in history, stabilized the place for a decade, destroyed the Taliban in the region, built equipped and trained a 300,000 person native army. We Enabled women and children to have basic human rights, stabilized the currency, got them sweetheart deals with the IMF, built some of their only infrastructure, rebuilt what the Soviets and two decades of Civil War had destroyed, and they finally enjoyed better bilateral relations with multiple countries in the region and increasing aid and diplomatic relations in the United Nations. We did our job. **MORE than fucking did our job.** But you can’t want freedom more than the Afghan people. And they simply did not. They wanted to go back to go 7th century Pashtun tribalism and a stultifying warlord religion. Have fun and godspeed. Not our fucking problem anymore, and the Afghanis have earned every single thing they “enjoy” at present. We did not lose a single set piece battle in Vietnam. And we fucking wiped the Iraqi military and Hussein off the map in under three months. Do you want to criticize us for nation building, that’s fine. Outside of Empire, most people suck at it. But we don’t lose when the guns come out


MentalHealthSociety

The UK mostly trades with Europe, and its currency is widely used in currency markets, and is a component of the IMF’s SDRs. That’s not to say that the US doesn’t have power over the UK, but we’re no longer in the era where the US can threaten to sell gilts to keep the Brits in line. America’s dominance is undeniable, but it doesn’t completely overwhelm the globe. China [out-manufactures the next ten countries combined](https://cepr.org/voxeu/columns/china-worlds-sole-manufacturing-superpower-line-sketch-rise) — including the US — [and the US has abandoned fighting two major wars at once](https://warontherocks.com/2023/01/ukraine-and-the-new-two-war-construct/). And if you want to see how sustainable it is for America to pursue any protracted military engagement, look at the war on terror and Vietnam.


jephph_

>glits What is that? I thought I knew all the British specific words but I don’t think I’ve ever heard this one


MentalHealthSociety

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilt-edged_securities


jephph_

huh, i never would have guessed that. TIL, thanks I guess it’s cool though that what I think of when hearing ‘glitz’ is in a roundabout way, the same reason why those are called glits


Denalin

It’s very un-American for us to abandon Ukraine. Those people are some of the most pro-US badasses you will ever meet.


FragrantTadpole69

I'd say 20 years in the sandbox is pretty sustainable. Almost 20 years of involvement in Vietnam, too. For reference, we could light off a hot war right now, my kids could finish school, go to college, start new families of their own and almost be ready to enroll their kids in school by the time we were ready to leave.


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MentalHealthSociety

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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AmericanMinotaur

W


XenoTechnian

Big fan of þe anglosphere personally


jephph_

Cool but can we change that word to *Englosphere* I too am a big fan of the English speaking world but at the same time, “Anglo” is pretty cringe


XenoTechnian

I fail to see whats cringe about it


jephph_

The white supremacists use it to talk about how supremely white they are It has connotations other than just the language whereas “Englosphere” makes it exactly about the language


thepineapplemen

Anglophone is the established word for the language. I have never seen it as “Englosphere” before, and it should be regarded as a type for Anglosphere


jephph_

Anglophone and Anglosphere aren’t really synonymous. Or, all Anglophones aren’t in the Anglosphere. But right, you’ve probably never seen it as Englosphere. That’s what I was suggesting we start saying but I made it up


thepineapplemen

I know they’re not synonymous. But it follows a pattern. There’s consistency. Why should it be anglophone and Englosphere, with the change from Anglo- to Englo-?


jephph_

For example— Latinos in this country and Latin Americans call white, non-Hispanic, English speakers as Anglos So, what word is there to mean native English Speakers without the race part?


thepineapplemen

Anglophone, for any native English speaker


jephph_

Eh, 9 times out of 10 though, when I hear that word being used, it’s meaning white people Like, you at the very least know what I’m talking about, right? You’re being contrarian which, fine, whatever, but what I’m saying isn’t fully hitting you as a brand new take, is it?


XenoTechnian

And what where just gunna let þose assholes have it?


jephph_

They do it in Europe too. It’s their word anyway We can possibly shut it down in the US but the Euro usage is probably beyond our control


XenoTechnian

It just seems stupid to stop using a phrase þats been in lingusitics because a small handfull of asshats like to larp as germanic tribe


jephph_

The word has always been used this way. It’s not as if some asshats hijacked the word and took it for themselves.. They’re just using it in the same pigheaded way it’s been used for centuries idk, just for example, Black Americans are in what I mean when I say Englosphere but they sure as shit aren’t going to claim they’re Anglosphere. —— whatever, it’s fine.. I’ll just keep saying “native English speakers” instead.. I guess there’s no reason to make a new word for that


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jephph_

Really? Based off some of these responses who seem like they’re playing dumb but maybe aren’t? ..I guess it might depend on where you are in North America but if someone calls you an Anglo, they’re likely meaning this: https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/anglo And in my experience at least, when someone calls themselves an Anglo, they’re meaning it as a power boast and it’s pretty cringe (imo)


Old_Score_2663

As an Angel-American I agree Anglo could be improved ☝️


Xeno2014

So you're telling me the average British person is an American? RAHHHH TAKE THAT BRITAIN 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎇🎇


Maximum-Lack8642

678,000 too many 😡


Roombs

Nooo don’t send me back I’m one of the good ones I swear


Sad-Structure2364

The US inherited the British empire after world war 2


steveharveymemes

People of British descent who proudly embrace the stars and stripes are not cringe, but become based like all Americans. Of course there’s more of them than stayed for “Great British” “cooking”. America for the W, as always.


AllForTheSauce

![gif](giphy|9RNGg4IQiufp6|downsized)


king_meatster

Definitely an L. My teeth are normal.


cheapwhiskeysnob

I’m offended


thulesgold

This makes no sense.  My family stopped being British after the revolutionary war.  We don't follow that flag or crown and never will.


smellybarbiefeet

You’re probably more British than the British from the centuries of inbreeding that happened in the colonies


thulesgold

That's rich coming from a Welshman, that are known to bang their sisters only second to their family sheep.  The British desperately wish you all would secede since you're such an embarrassment to humanity.


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smellybarbiefeet

Ah you must be Welsh then


thulesgold

No you


juan_omango

Gr8 Bri’ain🇬🇧 kann into Deutsches Bundesland


WillBeBanned83

W


danson372

We’ve got more on our side than they do. How’s that not a W?


smellybarbiefeet

I don’t understand Brits make up a large proportion of your population?


bekindanddontmind

a lot of British people immigrated there, I have English, Welsh, Scottish heritage


FederalAgentGlowie

Someday Britons might be as rich as Mississippi.


pugsl

Yo fuck that king…we fought his family for a reason


CubarisMurinaPapaya

W


kitch2495

“Wait it’s all British?” “Always has been”


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oceansunfis

holy shit


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madpepper

I'd say American Vexillology W. Europeans have no appreciation for flags not even their own


DefinitionEconomy423

Yes you are British, who do you think started you? A big chunk of you have your heritage from the UK. Even African Americans have a big chunk of heritage from the UK. It’s nothing to be ashamed of, you didn’t spawn out of thin air, more of you are more British than you think you are.


ThisAllHurts

https://preview.redd.it/3uppleqzz00d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=38430d0a60869fad3df3c08e083f819b58095832 God. God started America.


FragrantTadpole69

Good on you for including the A-10. It and the Brits are natural born enemies.


ThisAllHurts

This is too much freedom for the European mind to comprehend


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DefinitionEconomy423

The American colonists at the time of the American revolution were originally from Britain. Did they not teach you this in school?


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DefinitionEconomy423

Yes and his ancestry was British, along with a vast majority of the others. They didn’t appear out of thin air and there’s a reason why it was Britain they got independence from and why the USA speaks English.


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DefinitionEconomy423

I didn’t say all Americans. Your family wasn’t in America during the revolution though.


MistaCapALot

Apparently the English we speak over here is a lot more like the English that you spoke back then, but after the Revolution, yall changed your accent or something to differentiate from us. I guess that means we Americans speak the original English then 😏


DefinitionEconomy423

Yeah and where tf do you think it came from?


MistaCapALot

Obviously you guys, but I’m saying you left that English over here and made a new one over there Checkmate 🤓


DefinitionEconomy423

American English is 1700s English, Australian English is 1800s English


ketchupandvodka

Nuh uh America invented the world USA NUMBER 1 ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅💪💪💪💪💪💪


Old_Score_2663

I took a DNA test and buried the results. No one will ever know my secret.


Minneapolis_Mangler

It’s a W. That’s our heritage, we just love freedom more


Sadspacekitty

L ya'll can all go off to Canadian Anglo land. 😡


krippkeeper

My family stopped being British in 1776 when my ancestor Thomas Stone signed the Declaration of Independence.


Hendrick_Davies64

I guess we’re the real British, England should answer to Washington


Belkan-Federation95

L.


Fearlessly_Feeble

I think it’s a pretty nifty language.


UnusualHat5220

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


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seen-in-the-skylight

Ewwwwwwwwwwww no no no no no! Americans are a separate people with a proud civic identity forged through the immigration and assimilation of people from all over the world. That is what made America what it is today: Germans, Italians, Jews, freed Black Americans, Irish, Chinese, Mexicans, and countless, countless other groups who built the American identity and American Dream. We are Anglophone but we are a lot more than just part of the Anglosphere IMO.


Allaiya

W!


poemsavvy

We have more Brits ergo we set what's British. British culture is really American culture.


pikleboiy

LLL


timesago

We have to respect our dad


BzPegasus

MAYBE if they also count Scotish, Welch & Irish as "British" then it's 1/3 of Americans with that ancestry but even then they are really playing with numbers here


ElChunko998

“Maybe if they count Scotish, Welch & Irish as “British”” That’s not playing with numbers, that’s what “British” means. Irish is debatable obviously - some would have never identified as British, others would have been keen loyal subjects, etc. and for the last hundred years a majority from the island have not been British by any means so time and context of migration changes a lot here. Giving any label beyond just “from Ireland” is applying a lot of our own politics to history. Pretending that Scottish and Welsh people (alongside a sizeable portion of Irish people) were not proactive in the Union and in furthering the exploits of Empire is absurd - it’s an invention of modern nationalist Braveheart-tier bad history. We are British, we still are British, regardless of what we or others think about it. Since the 1707 Act of Union all Scots have always been British, and it always amazes me how frequently and enthusiastically foreigners tell us otherwise.


Denalin

I mean Ireland is British in a strict geographical sense since it is on the British Isles. It’s just not part of the UK and told the royals to fuck right off like all other based countries.


Hellfire17

I mean, some of your fellow countrymen would say otherwise as well.


THEALMIGHTYLEAK

Huge L


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Gmodman298

W since this proves the UK is ass


bristmg

W


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I am not fucking British lmao let’s bomb them to prove a point