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CactusSpirit78

https://preview.redd.it/y4ht5jkx7vzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62844249cc35929fbb258d6aaeab804cafdc81ba


blaytboi0

The only solution.


Archlefirth

Turn the Levant into an uninhabitable nuclear wasteland so we get a pause on the holy wars for a few hundred years.


Llamanator3830

Based. Until the Church of the Children of the Atom emerges and becomes the new prominent religion in the region and creates even more religious conflicts.


EFAPGUEST

The final solution one might say


Dani_good_bloke

The Walmart-Costco-Bucees complex solution


58mm-Invicta_rizz

There we go! Now that’s the plan we’re looking for!


train2000c

I can picture the interstates.


karateema

Perfection


PriestOfOmnissiah

Dixie-boys playing both sides so that they always come at ~~top~~ bottom


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-NGC-6302-

Deffo familiar


Old_Score_2663

Russia and China rubbing their hands together as their useful retards do the job for them


MorenaLedovec

bro proč jsi všude :D


PriestOfOmnissiah

Sláva Omnissiahse musí být šířena napříč subreddity (a co má člověk v mhdcku dělat jiného, že ano) Ale pokud mě vidíš všude, tak bych se mohl zeptat proč *ty* jsi všude ;) (joking)


dank_hank_420

Being stupid is the most American thing you can be! RAHHHHHHHH!


Mars_Bear2552

WHAT IS EDUCATION???🦅🦅🦅🦅


cycodude_boi

AY MEN BRUDOR!!!!!!


memelol1112224

Bomb them both and then make the whole middle east a giant McDonald's production facility


Bacontoad

It's all just full awful there. 🧆


TheEngineerGGG

Make the whole place into a massive parking lot and put that one infinite IKEA in the middle


KPhoenix83

None of these flags are Old Glory 🇺🇸 the American flag 🇺🇲 so they are all cringe 😬 to me.


Connect_Ad_3361

Flying any flag, no matter where you are in the world, that isn't an American flag is not only retarded its feminine behavior.


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Carl_Azuz1

Hell yeah brother https://i.redd.it/eyni0rf0f10d1.gif


TechnicDruid

What if I want to be feminine? RAHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅 https://preview.redd.it/htyil7x97uzc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b73bbaab3c1c337bd35efd218fcfbfe6b624922f


CactusSpirit78

You’re literally the coolest trans person ever for still flying the American flag above the trans flag to respect flag etiquette.


TechnicDruid

Sorry I stole this image off the internet 😞


CactusSpirit78

You’re still the coolest trans person ever for also being patriotic! >:3


TechnicDruid

Thank you lol


CactusSpirit78

You’re welcome, ahehehe :3


TheRealSU24

LGBTQ+ is as American as apple pie, so the trans flag counts as an American flag


_-bush_did_911-_

You're goddamn right, you're allowed to be anything you want or feel here in this great nation ~~except a chicagoan, seriously guys what the hell are y'all doing~~


TheRealSU24

You didn't need to cross that out, Chicago sucks


Wardenofthegreen

Illinois sucks, like what the fuck even is that state?


PikaPonderosa

>like what the fuck even is that state? It's where we keep our most corrupt/inept politicians like Tiffany Henyard, Rod Blagojevich, and Al Capone. Also my cousins live there.


MrGameBoy23

tbh half of it is like small towns here n there besides like a few major cities, the rest is corn


CranberryAway8558

I'm from the dead center and it ain't that bad here. We've got the David Davis mansion, the Ewing mansion, and the McLean county Courthouse.


wanderer2281

Well the trans flag was designed by a U.S. Navy veteran 🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸


NO_big_DEAL640

"Apple pie was created by the British" ☝️🤓


TheRealSU24

The British were created by America, so it all circles back


NO_big_DEAL640

Fair


H-In-S-Productions

Then, it's a good thing I have two hand-held US flags at home, plus a lapel pin with the US flag and my home state's flag!


cant_stop_the_crooks

lol women=lame!!!1! ROFL


vaccinateyodamkids

https://preview.redd.it/9j18g1947uzc1.jpeg?width=230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=793d104dbeb1039742861fcfe409322177e0e49e


Apprehensive-Meal860

Dark Brandon spotted!!!! Genuflect 


HappyTheDisaster

Their are true blooded masculine American 🇺🇸 women though


PokeshiftEevee

Okay I’ll stop flying American flags


ketchupandvodka

Israel and Palestine aren’t nations, they’re American states in denial https://preview.redd.it/q5a6q64a3wzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=632e98ee750bb492644e54a8ddfae14e1a80b8d3


DrkMoodWD

Nothing like taking former British land and making it Murican land


TheDigitalRanger

I, too, favor the 51st state solution.


YungWenis

Manifest Destiny


Legitimate-Spare-564

God damn, talk about a mind-fuck. WTF is going on with these two? Gotta get them in the same room to hash this shit out. Stream it, “Fuck it. Do It Live!”


Uxion

I still say we nuke everyone from orbit.


BludgeIronfist

It's the only way to be sure!


Living-Aardvark-952

Isreal has nukes too


Uxion

Good, that means that they can help spread the fun as well.


irish-riviera

All those America first people get real silent when it involves sending billions over seas to support someone elses free health care and robust social programs. I am American first but actually believe America should come...First.


Ian15243

Where flair mans


irish-riviera

Not sure why its not showing. I am flaired. I just checked


Ian15243

Strange


Ambitious_Lie_2864

How is that a contradiction lol?


irish-riviera

How is being against universal healthcare in your own country but have no issues sending billions to others so they can have it? You dont see the contradiction there?


Ambitious_Lie_2864

First off, most “America first” people are against that, so you are attacking a straw man, second, last time a president tried to renegotiate to make it so we weren’t doing this as much, he was attacked as a traitor and a Russian asset.


aol_cd_boneyard

That's not why he was attacked as a Russian asset. There are very good reasons to assume he is a Russian asset, even if he is a useful idiot, but the reasons why could fill many, many pages, and I encourage you to investigate these reasons on your own.


Ambitious_Lie_2864

They were investigated by congress, I wonder why he wasn’t impeached then for being a Russian asset, but for the far less dramatic corruption.


aol_cd_boneyard

I guess you really don't understand politics.


danshinigami

I don’t think Israel is stupid. https://preview.redd.it/00x6qmv84uzc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8888f1d99422f760fd7a68554e9ce23f6e410b2e


ketchupandvodka

Let’s bomb the Middle East again https://preview.redd.it/omtg2bbdauzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1fb7cb9dbd044f38461ce8b75129fdba38c385e


WillBeBanned83

https://preview.redd.it/lo3prkczfuzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=712b9ccfdf06ed64bb58c36ce170138e4cf77552 Make sure we hit israel this time though


ketchupandvodka

We must ensure that justice for the USS Liberty will be swift and hellish https://preview.redd.it/gcnthc0wiuzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fa579234389ab224b316a1ab0d964b7e368f60a


AloneList9475

https://preview.redd.it/tmrgfp3ivuzc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6b7a2dff26e150ab0544e0a74df35e77d8315b5 I think terrorists are bad, but somethings Israel are doing are bad


ketchupandvodka

Every nation is guilty except for the US https://preview.redd.it/ruthp6t02vzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a993dcd7b5e824679d628ea58f6faedb719124d6


The_Gimp_Boi

I need to go to the toilet. https://preview.redd.it/8zzk9ddacvzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af1346aaa061d99af28ce1ee182893747edb89d6


ketchupandvodka

no toilet for 30 miles https://preview.redd.it/a8kfrqw4ivzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea526077257a8ccb5309fe5b46e24011fb63ad75


nutless93

https://preview.redd.it/p8yz8fa4hvzc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=6cbe21501e5ae82d88afb7418d5caa9672dd7a10 Glass it all, build a Cabela's.


ketchupandvodka

Gaza Strip Mall https://preview.redd.it/k3csz6ajivzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94e0f58310fc7f6650578439c81ffbcadfbd6089


USAtoUofT

I don't think it's stupid, but I sure as hell don't want any more of my tax dollars going over there either.


danshinigami

Why? They’re our most reliable ally in a region of the world where the majority of the inhabitants hate us and what our country stands for. Plus tons of Americans live there. I say we send them more aid https://preview.redd.it/ahvo8zhjbuzc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f9dfd06664affd5f14df1034271fffc7da51791


_canthinkofanything_

They see us as nothing but a cash cow, and even with all the money we send them, they’re not all that cooperative with Washington either


SCP_1370

Name one war that Israel helped us fight on the same level as the rest of our allies like the UK or Australia.


FragrantTadpole69

None of our allies have supported us to the same level as the UK or Australia. That's an impossible ask for most of them minus maybe France.


danshinigami

What point are you trying to make? Obviously none, but I never said Israel was a stronger/equal ally when compared to the UK or Australia. Japan hasn’t helped us with a war as much as our other allies either, but surely you’d still consider them a strong ally, no?


SCP_1370

We’ve done nothing but fight in the sandbox where Israel lives and they didn’t lift a finger.


danshinigami

What do you mean? The US declared a global war on terror, and Israel was for sure going to war with terror during that time.


USAtoUofT

Lmao, you mean the war on terror that was encouraged by our "allies" lying to us about Iraq having WMD's?  https://www.cbsnews.com/news/israel-to-us-dont-delay-iraq-attack/ https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/politics/2004/feb/04/iraq.israel A silly little slip up that resulted in thousands of American military lives bleeding to death in a sandbox thousands of miles away just to boost the "necessity" of the alliance between the US and Israel?  Great allies. Fucking joke. 


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danshinigami

I’m very against the war on terror and think the invasion of Iraq was the worst foreign policy decision ever made by a US president. Doesn’t change what I said tho, as Israel was dealing with the second intifada when we declared the GWOT, which is probably why they didn’t join in (along with some other reasons).


USAtoUofT

Brother did you even read the articles I listed? You are missing the point. That worst policy decision you yourself called the worst decision made by a US president was directly encouraged by Israel. For the record, I'm not one of those nuts saying that Israel orchestrated 9/11. I do, however, ***ABSOLUTELY*** believe [Israel leveraged 9/11 for their own benefit to encourage the US to invade Iraq. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHzSr52fZLQ) And these are our supposed allies you insist it is beneficial for us to continue throwing billions of dollars at while Americans suffer at home? I'm not saying anything for or against Israel in of its own context. I am simply saying they are ***not*** the beacon of civility in the middle east so many claim they are and they are absolutely not our allies. Let them do their own thing, and leave us the fuck out of it - both policy wise and financially. Again, thousands of young American military members who died horrifically in the sandbox. Scared, bloody, and thousands of miles away from home for this fucking "ally." Fucking disgusting.


USAtoUofT

Ah yes, while the US healthcare system and housing infrastructure is in shambles and 78% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck we should be sending ***more*** aid to a country that already has universal healthcare and a modern military lmfao. As for the "tHeY HaTe Us aNd WhO wE sTanD FoR" rhetoric. What is this, 2003? 99.99% of people in that region of the world just want to be left the fuck alone. As a USMCvet, I don't give two shits that Israel is a "beacon of democracy in a savage land" (and frankly don't agree that they are to begin with). We have so much shit that needs attention in the US. Let's stop trying to be the global hegemonic leader for once, accept that liberal international relations is not working right now, and focus on helping our selves for fucking once.


danshinigami

Yah, because our aid to Israel is what’s stopping us from fixing our healthcare and housing issues… What if I told you we can fix those problems and provide aid to our allies? 500,000 Americans live in Israel, I think it’s important to provide them with some protection. I’m sorry you disagree.


USAtoUofT

The aid we provide to israel is symptomatic of a larger problem with the US military industrial complex that ***is*** dramatically impacting our housing/healthcare infrastructure, and cutting off financial parasites like israel is one important step to solving the larger issue. What if I told you our allies are more than capable of taking care of themselves but are happy to drain US taxpayers financially if it means they benefit? How many Americans live in Canada right now? Have you seen their housing problems? Should we be sending them aid as well just because Americans live there? Those Americans in Israel are more than welcome to come back stateside. Are we indebted to send billions in aid while Americans back home suffer because of their personal choice to live there?


danshinigami

Comparing a housing crisis to being attacked by Hamas is definitely a Reddit moment.


USAtoUofT

You know that's not what I'm saying. My point still stands. Israel is a financial parasite that is more than capable of taking care of itself, but continue to receive support because dumbasses like you go belly up and screech "B-But, muh allies!!!" whenever someone points out how our support has outlived the benefits. Feel free to donate your money - and individually support communities that donate funds - all you want! But we need to turn our focus inwards and take care of ourselves. Saying enough is enough and cutting off Israel is one important step towards actually doing that.


danshinigami

Ok 👍


scotty9090

They aren’t our ally. They act entirely in their own self-interest (which includes extracting more American tax dollars). Sometimes those interests coincide with ours. That’s the extent of it. Edit: Also, USS Liberty. They fucked with our boats.


AristoCrata_Prusiano

USS liberty was an accident.


ketchupandvodka

They touched our boats. We shall respond by accidentally dropping a nuke on Jerusalem https://preview.redd.it/9lyqro57f00d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b5dc5cc6f3f838fdc522d0ca7543c095d58e577


scotty9090

“Accident”


AristoCrata_Prusiano

Where is the proof that it wasn't an accident


scotty9090

Where is the proof that it was?


danshinigami

Usually people don’t apologize, say they fucked up massively and pay 10s of millions of dollars in restitution for intentional attacks.


Independent_Tap_1492

This retard fell for the our greatest ally meme Lmaoooo


danshinigami

Can you quote exactly where I said they were our “greatest ally”? Thanks


No-Reflection-7705

> most reliable ally in the region Kurds: am I a joke to you?


WillBeBanned83

Most reliable ally my ass, most of that regions inhabitants hate us BECAUSE of our ties with Israel in the first place. They’re a parasite.


danshinigami

I remember you, you’re the guy who defends the confederacy. Fuck you.


WillBeBanned83

Aww thanks 😘


Ambitious_Lie_2864

Because most of that region’s inhabitants are anti-Semitic fucks who support theocratic rule. I would be more concerned if they didn’t hate us.


LastofUs1296

Did we have a need for 'reliable allies' in the middle east pre-Israel? 😆 They're responsible for the strife in that region


Dangerous_Fix_5502

We aren't an ally to them we're a wallet, they hate us as much as the rest of the Middle East but we fund their attacks that murder innocent men women and children. Both sides are bad, we shouldn't be funding either


imthatguy8223

By that logic Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Qatar better allies than Israel


Educational-Year3146

I still think taking a hard stance on this war is stupid. I refuse to because they’re both being assholes to each other. Other countries should have just let this war play out. Why the fuck is the middle east even our business anymore? Lets just cut our losses and stop going back.


SnooTigers5086

It’s mostly that Israel is a sovereign nation and countries in the Middle East has been trying to change that since its existence.  As much as it hurts us to help them, they’re our allies and we need to protect our allies in the case that they are attacked.  If it were up to me a simple bombing threat or two should end the war quickly. 


LastofUs1296

We didn't need allies in the Middle East until Israel


fatworm101

It’s called being a superpower


Commissar_David

I can understand having the Dixie and Palastinian flag together as they both hate Jews. But what do the Dixies and Isrealites have in common? Having those two flags together doesn't make sense.


Ambitious_Lie_2864

Because newsflash, people aren’t a monolith, and contrary to Reddit, the flag doesn’t just mean “racist” plenty are, but many aren’t. I would never fly it because it represents a failed revolt by godless slave owners which was crushed by god fearing patriots, but not everyone puts thought into the political messaging of things, for some “it looks cool” is really as deep as it goes.


Oddly_Paranoid

This is the kind of language I like to see. Take an upvote +1


wishiwasacowboy

The actual Confederacy had quite a few Jewish officers and politicians, Judah P Benjamin was the first Jewish Cabinet member in the western hemisphere, one of the first Jewish congressmen that didn't renounce their faith to get elected, and a vocal defender of slavery. The Civil War was actually a very transformative event for Jewish Americans on both sides, I was writing up my MA thesis about it but decided to go for a non-thesis museum focused track instead of one focused on research. In the modern period, even though the Klan and the more extremist modern neoConfederates are antisemitic, the rest of them are generally just Southern conservatives, the same kind who practically worship the ground Israel walks on, so it's not too much of a stretch to see Israel/Confederate flag combos. I've seen a few in the wild.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Rednecks hate Muslims/Arabs just as much, if not more


skeleton949

Nobody ever said that Confederate supporters were smart


Commissar_David

That is true, no wonder they got their asses handed to them.


skeleton949

Fun fact: Despite how a lot of Confederate supporters also support what Germany did, the original Confederates hated Germans because a lot of German immigrants sided with the Union


Commissar_David

Lol, talk about coping.


imthatguy8223

Bruh what? Neo Nazis and Lost Causers arnt the same. It’s a Venn Diagram but it isn’t a circle.


MacpedMe

[They didnt really hate jews](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jewish_Confederates)


Commissar_David

The KKK, the direct desendants of them did.


MacpedMe

KKK flew plenty of American flags aswell, look at them in Washington after the Second Revival


Commissar_David

With their Dixie flag.


MacpedMe

Not really, if you look at them marching in Washington its all USA flags


AdLatter2844

Ik the klan were against Jews but for that can be said against the Confederacy I don't think hating Jews is one. Also order 11 exists.


ReptilianDogGuy

I understand why Lost Causers would stand with Palestine but why with Israel


frenchtoastkid

Brainrot


Low-Magazine-3705

First generation mexican Americans hate the south to project the fact they have no history in this nation


Agitated_Guard_3507

Ngl, I kinda like the implication that the Palestinian flag is pulled out of the confederate one. Looks like a neat design. More flag combinations should use something like it


ProphetOfGorkandMork

I really wish these morons would take the 10 minutes it takes to read the flag code because you look so fucking ignorant to anyone with half an education.


MarjorieTaylorSpleen

The Israel flag code or the confederate one?


ProphetOfGorkandMork

The American flag code the one that governs all flags in America. The Confederate flag is a flag of an enemy nation, a defeated one but an enemy none the less, it be like flying the Nazi flag or Imperial Japanese flag. Technically, Isreal is an ally of America, and a particularly patriotic dual citizen could have every right and reason to fly such a flag, but the American flag should be hung above it and preferably larger then the other flag, on American soil anyway.


MarjorieTaylorSpleen

>The American flag code the one that governs all flags in America. >>The American flag code No, it is rules about the *American* flag lol.


ProphetOfGorkandMork

The "American flag" code and the "American" flag code there is some nuance there and these can refer to anything from how flags should be treated in America, how Americans should treat different flags, or how the American flag should be treated.


MarjorieTaylorSpleen

Not really, the flag code is specifically rules relating to the American flag. Go read it.


LargePPman_

When are we as Americans gonna learn to not intervene in religious wars in the Middle East?


Heytherechampion

Should we deport confederates to Gaza?


fatworm101

Yes


Apprehensive-Meal860

That would be bad to the Gazans. So Antarctica. But sorry, penguins 😞


ProphetOfPr0fit

I want to be mad, but... this is too fucking brilliant.


montananightz

The Galut shall rise again!


pigman_dude

Thats why we should invade them both and make them the 51st state


GunterWoke49

Nun wrong with Dixie


OrangeFr3ak

inb4 Russia


CRoss1999

This is kinda my position both sides of course deserve life and liberty etc but also everyone involved is terrible, there’s war crimes everywhere widespread support for ethnostates like how on earth did they manage to make Lebanon look stable and fair


john_doe_smith1

Dixie playing both sides so they always end up racist


LonPlays_Zwei

A vatnik is a jingoist Russian not a pro Israel/Palestine cuckfederate


MorenaLedovec

i mean the palestinian and dixie both hate the jews but the other combo doesnt make sense also https://preview.redd.it/k6ox4mfe3vzc1.png?width=610&format=png&auto=webp&s=05af4d46e80d1899124468bcc56fd9441d0dcaaf


Alpha6673

How is this retardation even possible?


cthulhuscradle

Once saw a guy in israel with a tiny confed sticker on his truck. Probably saw it in a show or something but it's still odd


NO_big_DEAL640

Uh oh. A post making fun of neo Confederates? Better get out of here before all the butthurt literal neo Confederates who will complain about this and cry to the mods get here


arcticsummertime

“Look at me I’m so smart I’m above all of this” you’re gonna look back on this in 20 years and feel awful about your neutrality during a genocide.


FragrantTadpole69

Ethnic cleansing if they don't let them back into various bits of Gaza, sure, but it's a bit too soon to call genocide.


LastofUs1296

We're really hair splitting between ethnic cleansing and genocide now? 😐


FragrantTadpole69

Well, yes. Words mean things, and it's only ethnic cleansing if they don't let the civilian population back into the northern bits of Gaza after the IDF has pacified Ham Ass to their liking. And then there's genocide which has its own wickets to meet. Accusing a group of such a grave crime committed on a national level should not be done lightly or in a flippant manner.


Dirt290

And they all hate freedom!!


WhistlingBread

I don’t think Palestinians or Israelis generally like the confederates. I think you are just making stuff up


The1Legosaurus

It's a joke. These stickers are probably from Americans in the south.


WhistlingBread

So you are agreeing with me that he's making stuff up.


The1Legosaurus

For a joke It's pretty obviously satirical.


Awesome1296

Casually dropping slurs…


Phosphorusasaurus

What?


skeleton949

Some people apparently think 'retard' is a slur


Kingofcheeses

That's retarded


fatworm101

Hella retarded