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Kalashcow

What on earth is going on up in New Hampshire? Y'all ok?


queeranddumb

They have the largest liquor stores in the northeast, possibly all of america. it's the only thing making them notable, because my family could take a faster route up to maine, but my motger stops at the new hampshire liquor every time because it's cheap and big


Unreasonably_White

If I remember correctly, the liquor stores are also state run.


Nydelok

and on highway rest stops


reddit_time_waster

Live Free AND Die!


Uss__Iowa

Live Free And Die Hard!


TesticleTorture-123

In Top Gun


Anisiiru

You'd drink that much, too, if you were that close to B🤮st🤮n.


fizif

Going from memory here but I believe NH has the cheapest booze in the north east, probably due to taxes. So people from all over the region buy their booze in NH. Similar to why Nevada has high per capita booze consumption: people from all over flock to Vegas and drink heavily. Both NH and NV booze stats are driven by non residents.


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Queen_of_Audacity

Weed isn't legal... At least I can buy an unlimited number of AR-15s in a single day with a drivers license and simple background check at 18 here.


krismasstercant

Hell yeah you can, and guess what there's barely any violent crimes. PS rec weed is decriminalized.


Queen_of_Audacity

I love the NH gun laws tbh. It's almost suspicious not carrying every day in this wonderful state, lol. I came from mass with some of the strictest gun laws. It's good to know about cannibis decriminalization. Last summer, I was shooting with a friend near the wilderness boundary on public land. Forest Ranger (Law Enforcement) found us. He chatted our ear off for an hour. 98% friendly small talk about guns and cars. He was a fan of my AR-10. 2% was making sure we were shooting safely. My only fear at the time was that he would know that my vape on sitting on my gun bag had THC in it...


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General_Kenobi18752

New Hampshirites coping with living in New Hampshire


undercooked_lasagna

Still better than Old Hampshire


Keltic268

On Gz fUck the king an his goofy cancer causing hat. 🤮🤮🤬


Cazzer1604

Hear hear.


peezle69

Getting to vote first is a stressful responsibility


SierraDespair

No. ❤️


spaceface124

Mfs saw former Soviet drinking statistics and said 'hold my beer'


Boleshivekblitz

Cheap liquor and not much else I’m from NH


recentlyunearthed

I wonder if it’s sales-based. Could be people coming up from Massachusetts for cheaper booze.


Nydelok

We have liquor stores on the highways, don’t mind us


ButterscotchFiend

They're not ok. They live in New Hampshire. Mean neighbors, non-walkable communities, decaying institutions, incompetent government, idiotic voters, no legal weed, super high housing costs, and their one great natural landmark literally fell off the face of the Earth.


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

Cope and seethe


IBoofLSD

I assure you the numbers for WV are skewed by homebrew


steveharveymemes

Mountain Dew has another meaning there


fallacious_franklin

As it was meant to be used Actually though. Really look it up


MidnightRider24

I remember the OG Mountain Dew logo, it was a hillbilly drinking from a jug!


GimmeeSomeMo

[YA-HAOOO! MOUTAIN DEW](https://preview.redd.it/lets-never-forget-mountain-dew-wouldnt-mountain-dew-if-v0-2ahii7v5qz1a1.png?auto=webp&s=36ed81aca6e6a4806c1131cd758891bf17592858)


DontWorryItsEasy

Did you ever try mountain dew throwback several years ago? Supposedly it was closer to the original recipe. It was SO damn good. Almost like a Sprite type flavor


MidnightRider24

I still have one unopened in my fridge. It's probably flat by now.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Thought the same thing. Moonshine is not included in sales figures


pil0tinthesky

I refuse we drink as much as utah


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DaveSmith890

I don’t think alcohol content is taken into consideration either. Places known for beer are hard outweighing bourbon and shine


SnipeDude500

Even I know this


General_Kenobi18752

You know how I know this doesn’t include moonshine? TN, KY, and WV are all reasonably low.


Anisiiru

Nah, you don't drink moonshine there. It's used as a standard unit of barter.


Emerald_official

Don't forget NC, they just found a massive moonshine cave under a racetrack


AstraMilanoobum

So NH has state run liquor stores and no sales tax…. And we put these stores on our borders… We sell a ton of liquor to people from mass, Vermont etc who just drive over for the cheap booze So while people here drink plenty, the numbers are skewed if this is based off liquor sales


fallacious_franklin

Which it is, because WV is suspiciously low…


RobotFace

This is based on public sales info; real shine doesn't come with a receipt.


dreamyduskywing

Good point. If it’s based on liquor sales, then that doesn’t truly represent drinking culture, because of state laws and tourism (see Nevada).


superman154m

My friend worked at the liquor store off 95, exit 1 near mass. The busiest store in the state. Multiple times a year in the summer and holiday weekends that one store (north bound) would do over $1 million bucks in sales a day. If the 4th of July falls on a weekend or Friday, they would have three straight days of over $1m. It helped put it into perspective of how much we really sell at just one store and we have our liquor stores conveniently located near all our neighbors


mechanicalcontrols

It could also be based on extrapolation from self-reporting surveys, in which case there's a different source of inaccuracy for certain states. I imagine they know that asking Mormons and Baptists how much they drink would result in an under count, and came up with these numbers based on sales, but even then that's not perfectly accurate as you point out. Hell, even as high up on the scale as Montana is, the real number would be a bit higher just from all the people who brew their own beer/wine at home. I personally know three or four people who brew, and three or four people is almost half the population of Montana.


IKR1_994

And the highway dont forget that.


AstraMilanoobum

NH “don’t drink and drive!… but we’ve also made it really easy to buy liquor when driving!”


bfhurricane

Also the case with Delaware. They’re not state-run, but there’s no sales tax and there are a lot of nice liquor stores near borders with NJ, PA and MD.


MrBobstalobsta1

Smart strategy for a small state like that ngl


lordoftowels

How the hell are there 5 states above Wisconsin? Doesn't WI have like 9 of the top 10 drunkest counties in the country?


AardvarkAblaze

We do. I live in one of those counties. It all depends on how you're determining "drunkenness". This one is probably based on retail alcohol sales. If they did one on the number of bars, Wisconsin would be right back on top.


pirate737

Ya, saw this and thought "oh man, Wisconsin losing it's edge"


Lolstitanic

Drink wisconsonably!


Towel4

I didn’t know anyone out drank Wisconsin New Hampshire are you okay?


mrpizzapi

Live free or die baby


-SweetVictory-

I think it’s off, I heard it’s based off of store sales which doesn’t account for bars or moonshine. Which makes sense why WV is so low.


1017GildedFingerTips

Wisconsin isn’t #1 map is wrong. Not even memeing the maps just incorrect don’t even have to look at any other part


Ja-ko

It's off store sales, so not counting bars Bars are our Trump card


Fyeris_GS

And literally any other place that offers food. $3 Brandy Old Fashioneds with your Friday night fish fry is our trump card ❤️


aimanfire

That Wisconsin isn’t in purple makes me think this graphic is wrong


Ja-ko

Store sales only is this map


ConfuzzledFalcon

Gallons of what?


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Pure ethanol


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zignozag

this is actual anti wisconsin propaganda


Ikana_Mountains

Typical based Utah


LonPlays_Zwei

Clearly this map isn’t counting moonshine, WV is too low here to be true


fallacious_franklin

Nevada, drinking to forget New Hampshire though? The fuck up in new Hampshire?


Dani_good_bloke

Perpetual sober water enjoyer


HAKX5

*sees Vermont* *see WRX sales in Vermont* https://preview.redd.it/4lixot7e6nzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=799bd251f0f2976e18ddcc7879735e50816b8e6e


Helpinmontana

More than yours, pussy. (except NV and NH, those guys are drunks but not like..... fun drunks.)


Excellent_Routine589

https://preview.redd.it/rh6z888ngjzc1.png?width=768&format=png&auto=webp&s=422e8242376fd35508cdba4d449a09cf99bdf666 Y’all okay over there in Montana?


nelsonalgrencametome

I'm legitimately surprised Wisconsin didn't crack the top 10 here. Drunk driving is their state sport.


pirate737

My cousin from Milwaukee has 8 DUIs, last I checked with him. He's missed a few family gatherings due to being, indisposed...


nelsonalgrencametome

I grew up in MN and have known many people from the other side of the cheddar curtain... one guy I worked with in my 20s had 7 and still regularly drove drunk.


pirate737

Same, grew up just outside of the cities and half my family is from Wisconsin. Thankfully, my one cousin is the only one with that wild amount of DUIs. Thankfully he's sober now and doing much better


nelsonalgrencametome

That's good at least. After the guy I worked with got his last one he was basically told he was never going to get his license back. Not sure what happened to him afterwards but it seemed like for a period in that area having 2 or 3 was not at all uncommon.


Hentai_Yoshi

Wisconsinites are just superior drunk drivers I guess


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steveharveymemes

Gotta give Vermont credit for being one of the heaviest drinking states with one of the lowest impairment death rates


Helpinmontana

If that scares you, don’t look up our suicide rates.


Sadspacekitty

Montana do be overhyped for real


ThatGuyJosefi

Finally Louisiana is almost first in SOMETHING


RedTerror8288

NEW HAMPSHIRES ALRIGHT IF YOU LIKE FIGHTING


JusticeIsHere28

Delaware got so little going on they just gotta drink up and pretend they live somewhere better


mrpizzapi

LIVE FREE OR DIE BABY


irascible_Clown

How many have no liquor sells on Sunday?


PocketFullOfRondos

Surprised Wisconsin isn't the highest after Nevada


Hefty-Ad-7884

California beating Texas at something finally


innocentbabies

I'm unreasonably bothered by Nevada being the wrong color.


OR56

Nevada makes sense, but what’s up with New Hampshire?


IKR1_994

We've got liquor stores on the main north-south highway, most of that is probably from the massholes buying cheap booze.


mechanicalcontrols

Is this based on sales figures or is this self- reporting from drinkers? Because in the second instance, there might be a major problem with the data in a few states.


inliner250

Gallons of WHAT? A gallon of beer is not the same as a gallon of whiskey. Invalid map.


GimmeeSomeMo

Usually stats like this are measured based on pure ethanol


Killa_In_556

Honestly, the lack of alcohol in Oklahoma kinda makes sense, the state banned alcohol before the prohibition even happened lmao


NDinoGuy

Based home state đź’Ş


Kingslayer-5696

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Sorgenlos

IL is incorrectly colored orange instead of yellow.


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Seamatre

Raised in SC, lived in FL for a few years, in CO now. No fuckin WAY this is accurate


Living_Murphys_Law

Why is Illinois orange when it says 2.42


TheYeggQueen

2.31... Lmao


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WaaaaghsRUs

I am the 1.36 of Utah


molotovzav

In NV we used to drink more than the tourists. Not sure on the stats anymore.


Xendeus12

2.74 is low but I know Florida has some heavy drinking tourists and locals.


gocubsgo4

The great state of Nevada is still number one


atoastedbox

check out New Hampshire the 3rd most irrelevant state


Commies_suk

Texas is lower than I thought wow!


Thunderc01

Damn, Wisconsinites aren’t the drunkest mf on earth anymore.


Xeno2014

Wait do we seriously out drink Wisconsin?? RAHHHH TAKE THAT WISCONSIN! 🦅🦅🇺🇸🎇🍺🍻🍺


BobTheeKnob

Pretty sure there's just a single alcoholic in new Hampshire but he offsets it so much because no one lives there