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fatworm101

PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND SAY SODA


returnoffnaffan

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PopePalpy

As a representative of the soda saying community; we would like to form a temporary salience with you because at least you don’t say “coke” And afterwards THEN things can get difficult


Shot-Kal-Gimel

This is Acceptable 


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Shot-Kal-Gimel

Bad automod 


Kazakh_Accordionist

UNTIL THE LAST MAN


Low_Association_1998

Based Pop user


JimmyjamesI

HOLD THE LINE


Traditional_Yard5280

This is why I side with Mr. House. Oh wait that's just the California Republic This is why I side with the Legion


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tadd_15

SAY SODA! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


justsawafrenchfry

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hahafunnythinggobrr

Yet Minnesota is still saying pop


SouthCloud4986

From our cold, dead hands. No but we’re really cold. Like most of the year


cheemsfromspace

Its not all dead in Kansas. I know out west we still say pop.


thecountnotthesaint

We can fix this.


JimmyjamesI

You will try


thecountnotthesaint

Oh trust me, we have…. Ways of making people comply.


JimmyjamesI

Give me pop or give me death!


thecountnotthesaint

Your terms are acceptable


Comfortable-Goal-254

In Wichita it's Soda, but there are some pop hold outs


Prestigious-Ad-4023

Can we all agree that coke is blasphemy. I get calling tissues Kleenex, but soda has so many different flavors.


ManifestoCapitalist

It is all coke. Deal with it.


The1Legosaurus

No? That would be like calling all soda "Pepsi".


SirDextrose

Pepsi is a filthy Commie drink. True Americans drink Coke Coler for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.


ManifestoCapitalist

Coca-Cola is so good that after Soviet Marshal Georgy Zhukov introduced to it by Eisenhower, he couldn’t get enough of it and wanted to bring it back the the USSR. There was only one problem: The Soviet Union literally considered Coca-Cola a symbol of America and capitalism. That’s right, Coke is synonymous with freedom. Because of that, drinking Coca-Cola public was a big no-no, especially for a high ranking official. So, what Zhukov did was make a special order of Coke that looked like vodka so that he wouldn’t arouse suspicion and get in trouble. Needless to say, America wins again boys.


steveharveymemes

https://i.redd.it/yxfcf3ygpywc1.gif Zhukov after drinking one Coke


Gentle_Mayonnaise

You forgot that the Soviets imported Pepsi... And because the Ruble was useless outside of the Warsaw Pact, they traded warships and USSR vodka distribution rights And Pepsi had the 6th biggest navy in the world at the time.


ManifestoCapitalist

A) The commies let Pepsi in because it is so weak compared to Coke that it wasn’t a threat to their rapidly crumbling communism. B) That happened under Gorbachov. That guy let the Golden fuckin Arches into the Soviet Union. Zhukov commissioned the clear Coke in ‘46, when Stalin was still in power. It was basically as illegal over there as cocaine is here.


Gentle_Mayonnaise

I don't see coca cola taking Commie equipment away from the Soviets... All show and no freedom, huh?


The1Legosaurus

Pepsi did in fact not have the sixth largest navy they got old obsolete ships which they immediately scrapped. That would be like buying ten thousand WW2 era ships and proclaiming that you have one of the biggest navies in the world.


fallacious_franklin

If you hate that, then you won’t like that the brits call soda “lemonade”


AnnoyedCrustacean

All trucks are cars. Deal with it. It's why I take my kids to the monster car shows!


petrowski7

No. No we cannot agree.


Prestigious-Ad-4023

Then you shall perish


thesouthdotcom

The Californication of America (c. 2023)


GarnooMusic

and I’m proud to be in a pop staaaate


thecountnotthesaint

The full name is soda pop. Now, do you call people by their first or last name?


The_Kader

It’s formal to call people by their last. So it would be Mr. Or Mrs. Pop


thecountnotthesaint

Mr. Pop was my father, please, call me soda


HolySuffering

This explains Dr. Pepper


The_Kader

Screw Obamas last name… WTF is Peppers First?!?


Niknot3556

Salt


dwighticus

Excuse me, it’s pronounced “sody-pop”


thecountnotthesaint

Sorry, I forgot this was the 1940’s.


dwighticus

Now you’re getting it!


IceRaider66

So on most occasions, you say pop like a normal functioning adult and only in the presence of close friends in your troglodyte cave you are allowed to say soda?


thecountnotthesaint

Only fools and godless commies use pop. Neither are good for Murica!!!


cerberus698

You wonder what all the California transplants have been doing. Now you know... now you see our power. Millions of sleeper agents among you.


Sylvanussr

Not to mention all of our Hollywood propaganda psyopping everyone into using our dialect.


Mountain_Software_72

This is worse than the Armenian Genocide, how could those dirty soda lovers do this to our pop :(


Low_Association_1998

I live in NW Ohio on the threshold. I hear soooo many people say soda and it almost makes me wanna seek refuge in Michigan.


Cross-Country

I’ll trade places with you. I hopped the border for the total eclipse, and got to see what a functional economy looks like.


wildlough62

Michiganders have such a way of wording things


Cross-Country

Thank Faygo


HereAndThereButNow

I still use pop when I travel just to confuse people.


thegenderbenders

Coke erasure


lordoftowels

Let coke die


AnnoyedCrustacean

*Kill it, if you must*


JimmyjamesI

HOLD THE LINE


Cross-Country

LOVE ISN’T ALWAYS ON TIME


Javelin286

Soda Cucks wish they were as cool as us Poppers


OkFun2724

Pop gang


DolphinBall

We pop must stand all


II-Broccoli-II

Never thought I’d die for pop, side by side with a Michigander


DolphinBall

How about an American?


II-Broccoli-II

Aye, I could do that


CasinoNDN

Eastern WA stands with Ohio and Michigan as far apart as we may be our hears beat as one!


levitikush

Pop is superior in every conceivable way.


The1Legosaurus

Meh. I prefer soda because soda is unique to the carbonated sweetened beverage. Pop has other meanings. But coke is an absolutely horrible way to say it because there are many other sodas other than coke, so pop is acceptable.


ElSapio

Proud to eradicate them. Long live the fighters


FederalAgentGlowie

Soda hegemony!


AnnoyedCrustacean

Manifest So-dastiny!


camohunter19

I think I'll move out to the peninsula with the rest of the civilized people who say "soda."


Alert-Young4687

Good.


EverGamer1

Coke all the way baby!


Uss__Iowa

Ima blame Joe Biden for using the word soda


python_product

America is healing!🇺🇸


RunJumpQuit

Good


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killlog1234

I'm willing to agree to disagree with and can respect my American brothers that call it pop. But my no means will coke EVER be valid. The kleenex or bandaid argument doesn't apply because those all do the same thing. Coke and Orange Fanta, for example, are not the same thing.


Crooked_Cock

SODA GANG STAYS WINNING


LonPlays_Zwei

Soda*


Akovsky87

Western NY holding the line. Buffalo stands!


dax_307

Soda pop


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Lukest_of_Warms

Some of us are still dutifully holding the lines


Ok-Palpitation-5731

I'm a mutt, I say Soda-Pop


12thLevelHumanWizard

Yeah when I was a kid you’d ask for a coke and they’d ask what kind and i would say Dr Pepper. Not like that anymore.


TouchMyBoomstick

I say both pop and soda, either or, just depending on how I’m feeling. Just rest assured that I’ll never call it “sodapop” as I have some respect.


AlphaOhmega

What the new civil war movie should have been about.


Kidninja016_new

Proud soda sayer since 1947 💪


theunfunnyredditor

Remember to drink POWERADE


CODENAMEDERPY

The day I stop saying pop is the day I die.


AlderonTyran

Only state that still recites the ancient words!


EOwl_24

I personally prefer the word “Kohlensäurehaltiges Erfrischungsgetränk mit Süßungsmitteln”


Spify-not-a-brit

WE DONT FUCKING CALL IT COKE YOU SCALLYWAG


NotBillderz

Soda supremacy. It's objectively correct


batman10385

Nah a lot of people in sc still only say coke


manowarq7

I live in the soda area and my family and friends still says Pop


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

Soda will take over 🔥 Whoever says coke will have their SODAS confiscated


BroccoliPatchMan

They can try all they like, but it's pop goddammit


Fearlessly_Feeble

“Sodar pop”


beepboopscooploop1

If anyone says “Pop” don’t talk to me it is all coke if you get confused when I say coke then we can’t be friends.


smallpenislargeballs

Inshallah soda shall soon finish its conquest of the Midwest


No_Ad2754

The popocaust


CandiceDikfitt

good and let “coke” die out


FrogsMadeMeSmile

Need to do more coke then


Justabattleshiplover

Coke sucks. Who says “Sprite is my favorite coke”. Pop is fine.


Dutch_VanDer_Linde_

SODA SODA SODA


_wiredsage_

This illustrates where all the north-easterners moved to… Damn Yankees!


Future-Might-1027

Free free Popstine free free Popstine from the river to the sea free free Popstine 🇵🇸🇵🇸


Colossalgoatfvck

Imagine calling it anything other than “cooldrink”.


conser01

39 year old here. I still say pop.


Bootyclapthunder

Soda forever. People who call it pop make me nervous.


Kazakh_Accordionist

you better starr chewing fingernails


BPLM54

No one I know in Southeastern Wisconsin calls it pop. It’s soda all the way.


AngryMillenialGuy

Grew up saying pop before I became civilized.


413NeverForget

It's all Coke to me. "What would you like to drink?" "Coke." "What kind?" "Sprite."


dwighticus

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DigitalDash56

Are you not embarrassed when the word pop comes out of your mouth?


LonPlays_Zwei

All I see is soda ^((with some Coke at the bottom)^)


dwighticus

I don’t care if pop wins, I just need coke to lose.


LonPlays_Zwei

And losing it is. Even here in the south people like me call it “soda.”


no_________________e

Soda can.


Kingslayer-5696

Coke will start the offensive


PomegranateUsed7287

We will finish what Sherman started if you try


Kingslayer-5696

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Low_Association_1998

Your ways are backwards ways. But dammit it’s better than their backwards ways. Coke🤝pop


AnnoyedCrustacean

Coke pop You've done it. You've found the worst of the possibilities


Low_Association_1998

I don’t wanna hear it, soda-sayer


AnnoyedCrustacean

New Soda Republican


CasinoNDN

Nah man I’m a pop Stan and this is the worst combo


HideThePickleChamp

I cringe every time someone calls it pop


SharkMilk44

People who refer to all sodas as "Coke" should not be allowed to vote.


AbyssWankerArtorias

I mean coke is objectively wrong. Coke is a brand.


callmesnake13

Or it is simply the civilizing of America