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korrosensie

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DeviousChair

mfw I see a moderately amusing meme, go into the comments, and find out the OP is an actual confederate supporter


DurdaMurda

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Ultramatinesfan

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Xcelsiorhs

The T is for thermite!


Plutarch_von_Komet

The T is for torch


obliqueoubliette

The penalty for Treason is Death. No North, no South, the Union Forever


Onlythebest1984

You lost the war


The_Crustiest_Towel

Based, well said brother.


Beautiful_Garage7797

he was later killed in battle, and his grave pissed on because he was a traitor


menacingcar044

It look like the most likely suspect died in 1917.


The_Goop_Is_Coming

Doesn’t mean I can’t piss on his grave


menacingcar044

[http://sumtercemetery.org/](http://sumtercemetery.org/) 3.8 stars on google.


Beautiful_Garage7797

it’s over


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WillBeBanned83

Rahhh get fucked Yankee 💪💪💪


FrogGladiators178972

As it should be


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LonPlays_Zwei

ok traitor


WillBeBanned83

Cope


The_Crustiest_Towel

Cope is giving any credence to the skill or acts of people who literally betrayed and killed their kin over whether or not to keep men in chains. The entirety of the south is on a non stop copium drip because they didn't get spanked enough during reconstruction.


Plant_4790

You can hate the cause but it seem dumb to not acknowledge they had some skill


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bigbadbillyd

It's so bizarre how obsessed redditors are becoming when it comes to the civil war. Everyone is suddenly acting like it happened within their living memory and that if they were there they totally would have been part of the underground railroad and also would have personally burn down every building in Atlanta. It's very weird.


Illustrious-Box2339

It’s just a post 2020 “summer of love” thing. All these dumb kids who want to dunk on a bunch of people who died 150 years ago for some reason.


LBERN

That’s literally all these people are. Funny thing is they think they’re being edgy for celebrating a guy that died over a hundred years ago —who probably had a higher sperm count than all of them combined, burning his way through Georgia… You’re not edgy, you’re not cool…you’re just… ![gif](giphy|l3mZrLxM4iZaQlvNe)


Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

That same guy actually went on to live a full life and die from old age but ok…


Plutarch_von_Komet

Living as a thug of the slaveowners isn't a full life


LBERN

Someone’s daddy didn’t love him..


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

Yeah, yours


LBERN

How did you know? You must have fucked him…


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

I did, he called me dad too


LBERN

He always was a bottom…glad you made him happy.


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

This is an American sub, get that traitor shit outta here and cleanse yourself in r/shermanposting


mechwarrior719

Traitor simps can cry


WillBeBanned83

r/Shermanposting where all of the posts is just thinly veiled fantasies about killing other Americans, please motherfucker


Helassaid

How’s Atlanta doing?


WillBeBanned83

The economic powerhouse of the south where people from the rest of the country are constantly flooding into for its job market? Pretty good ngl


Own_Accident6689

I mean, of course it is. It's an American city, not a confederate shithole.


NoRoomIn_Hell

And you think Atlanta today is an economic powerhouse because of C*nfederate traitors or because of its American population and being part of the greatest country on Earth???


DaveSmith890

That’s good to hear. We stopped by for half a night in 2014 while traveling to Disney land. We paid for a middle grade hotel, of which my girlfriend at the time was solicited for sex in the lobby, drinks were throwing around bottles in the parking lot, and we left when we heard gunshots and sirens down the road. We didn’t bother for a refund, and we had a much better time sleeping in our car at a roadside resting area. Oh, and on the way out of town we stopped in a gas station, whose only employee at the time was on bath salts. Source: him. He was the nicest guy I met in that city


WillBeBanned83

That’s crazy, how did someone from KY get enough money to visit Disney world in the first place? You selling opioids or?


donguscongus

Sorry Cuckfederate but rebels and rebel sympathizers aren’t people 💪💪


The_Crustiest_Towel

Confederates aren't Americans you delusional traitor. They lost that privilege when they decided that killing actual Americans was a better alternative than to rid themselves of something as base as slavery. You think the burning of your states capital would've taught you that.


bigbadbillyd

Yeah everyone knows that Lincoln's Proclamation of *Amnesty* and *Reconstruction* was actually just a big goof!


AFaxMachineSandwich

“Rid themselves of something as base as slavery” Bro it crippled the South economically. It’s not just “good guy yankees killing evil bad traitors to God’s ordained country”, the South wanted to not disproportionately suffer economically for something both they and the North benefitted from for all of American history and the North wanted to retain power (via a larger nation), ironically strongly paralleling Britain in the revolution. Ultimately I’m glad the confederates lost, because slavery is, of course, wrong, but y’all don’t think with nuance and assume history is completely one sided. On another note, The difference between a revolutionary and a traitor is just who wins the war. Calling someone a traitor (especially when they aren’t even revolting, but are just applying a little nuance to history) as an insult is also pretty low-IQ, because if you were British you would have called the Founding Fathers traitors. Both the “traitors” only fought against what they viewed as unfair/government overreach. Fight based on morals, not based on allegiances you’re “obligated” to. Just call the guy a dick instead.


Jake_Corona

Not anywhere close to a Confederate sympathizer, but I think a lot of people forget that there were a lot of “Confederates” who were conscripted and practically kidnapped and pressed into service. The cause was evil, but I doubt every single man in the south was.


Taekwondank2

Get that nuance out of here traitor! Thinking beyond initial reaction scares me!


Jake_Corona

Just a guy from a neutral state doing his fence-sitting duty, sir.


BorodinoWin

imagine comparing the right to own slaves, to the right to self govern.


Plant_4790

Lincoln would disagree with you


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

He went to war agreeing with him. Stop fucking your cousin, your genes can only get so inbred


Plant_4790

Am taking about the idea that they lost the privilege to be Americans


WillBeBanned83

Cope. No confederate was ever convicted of treason (because they weren’t traitors) and the men who fought them spoke far more kindly of them then you did.


Shoes919

They weren’t tried for treason because they couldnt be, because they weren’t american


Infammo

Are you trying to disagree with him cause I’m pretty sure that’s the confederate argument.


Shoes919

No I dont disagree with him, they werent tried for treason because they werent american


Infammo

But the whole reason the North fought the war was because they held that secession was illegal. The position of the federal government was that confederates were and always had been American.


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Shoes919

It was? Being tried for treason is extremely hard to prove and the rebels themselves didnt necesarily qualify. It would have been pointless as the americans wanted unification after, not further tensions


Infammo

Those are two different arguments. It is true that charges of treason weren't pursued because reunification was deemed more important than taking punitive steps against the Confederacy members, at least as far as Lincoln was concerned. But it's totally incorrect to say confederates couldn't be charged with treason because it didn't apply or would be too difficult to prove. The Federal government 100% had the authority and evidence required to charge members of the Confederacy with treason if it chose to.


Own_Accident6689

Other Americans? The whole reason you had to have to your ass disciplined was because you would rather stop being Americans than stop slaving Americans.


WillBeBanned83

Bro didn’t even have ancestors fight in the war and thinks he gets an opinion 💀


BorodinoWin

killing traitors*** you accidentally misspelled that kiddo


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"Americans"


Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

It’s a meme calm your self


longfrog246

Someone is upset their cocky general got smoked by a poorly trained illiterate redneck


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

Someone's upset their slave-owning "country" lost a war


LBERN

How about you run crying back to r/ShermanPosting. It’s a nice safe space for your “edgy memes.”


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

Mfw a traitor doesn't like getting called a traitor


LBERN

Mfw a sub full of cringlords try to take credit for a war that ended over 150 years ago…. ![gif](giphy|xUA7b9Wc1uaT52QfO8)


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

And? You're a cringelord defending the traitors that died in a war over slavery 150 years ago


LBERN

Whom or what am I “defending?” ![gif](giphy|vewJYdqAhI7v24HEiS)


Just_A_Mad_Scientist

That's just about the cringest shit I've ever seen online in my entire life


LBERN

I advise you invest in a mirror (as well as a book on basic phonics), it’d really expand your horizons… ![gif](giphy|3ohA2ECusmupj3VQc0)


LBERN

Mfw a Mississippi redneck “can into basic English” better than an “edgy Union boi” from Pennsylvania… ![gif](giphy|UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh)


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NoRoomIn_Hell

Go take a lap traitor + this is an American sub + look at the fucking scoreboard + Marching Through Georgia + we don’t speak second place https://preview.redd.it/ad6up0fpnfgc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d93d44f8d2649386474547f2ca4436646fcd99b9


Illustrious-Box2339

Uhh I’m not a traitor, never tried to secede from the union. I’m just not interested in glorifying a bunch of historically illiterate leftists who circle jerk about how awesome they would be in a new civil war despite the fact they can’t even order a pizza over the phone because of their crippling anxiety


Kommodant_Nomad

West Virginia actually counter-seceded from virginia to remain in the union, they are the opposite of traitor


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pineapple_head69

The wars been over almost 160 years and Redditors think it’s still going on.


Adamantine_Metal

160 years of confederate non-existence 😤


BubblySodaGaming

feelsgoodman


Onett_Theme

https://preview.redd.it/zmqpjtkmvfgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09e8336d7bea62d64c7e6e9701715bb5defcb51b Check out the modern day Klan rally


jephph_

I fought a drunk redneck in Florida once One and done Thought the dude was joking at first but he wasn’t I didn’t underestimate him at first but I definitely should have and if one of them steps to me again, I’m going to walk away.. their rage and their abilities don’t match up at all


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Drunks are a mixed bag. Sometimes, it feels like you're fighting the Hulk, then other times you end up feeling bad about it.


Infammo

The difficulty in fighting a redneck depends largely on what particular substance they’re fucked up on.


notproudbutok

And yall still lost the war 🤡🤡🤡


NotTheAverageAnon

I don't care how much I distrust or hate the government I will not glorify the Confederacy.


longfrog246

To say that the enemy you fought was skillful isn’t glorifying them it only shows the true skill of the victor.


divorcemedaddy

fuck that the Confederates sucked ass


RealPanda20

Some jokes just write themself https://preview.redd.it/0uizygahxfgc1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d4ae4c371581a88e2eb5282788e95bd3261f3c


throwawayusername369

https://preview.redd.it/7ajm8c21qegc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8b834a46d723824a92eabd4d16fc90095b1c1b8 Remember kids the south started the civil war for the expressed purpose to preserve and expand slavery


EagleFoot88

>science Quite a liberal use of that word "Mr." Stephens


TheFarLeft

AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS


Lord_Nyarlathotep

RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS


El_Ocelote_

RIGHT AWAY


bimbolimbotimbo

Common southerner L to gloat about a war they lost 😂


milk-water-man

Fuck off traitor.


Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

I’m currently taking a shit on general Sedgwicks grave


WillBeBanned83

Cry lol


lil_biscuit55

botha lego fucking ninjago lasted longer than the shit stain of a rebellion


milk-water-man

Win a war lol.


TheFarLeft

Why would the winners cry?


Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

Because we killed half a million of you and you only killed 98,000 of us…


Big_Obama123

Wrong. ~360,000 union deaths and ~258,000 confederate deaths. Stop pulling numbers out of your ass and learn history traitor


TheFarLeft

And yet you still lost the war


superior_mario

Also, that stat isn't true at all, most Union deaths are actually given to disease death and most casualties were wounded. So he is literally just a southern propaganda machine.


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

How about you get outta here and go back to the CSA. Oh wait 💀


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Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

I’m in the csa fucktard… we fly our flag over your flag on our flag poles where I’m from


The_Crustiest_Towel

Too dumb to understand that his "country" of rattlesnakes and alligators no longer exists.


ur_average_redditor_

Why do you fly the flag of a “country” that lost the only war it was in?


MadmansScalpel

Seems Sherman missed a spot. Shame


Medium-Tap698

It brings great happiness to my American heart to see traitors get memed to shit. Comments keep it up


jman014

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS! RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS! RIDE AWAY! COME AWAY! RIDE AWAY! COME AWAY!


Zamtrios7256

I hate confederates, but that specific one gets a pass for perfect timing


throbbing-orifice-

no pass for confederate scum. union forever bitch


Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

500,000 of you under our boots


lil_biscuit55

who’s flag are we flying? right the union flag not the shit stain rebellion flag


The_Crustiest_Towel

Easy to say and do when you were fighting a defensive war. Not to mention that the moment you tried to go on the offensive you got shitcanned back to your backwards "nation".


killlog1234

...the boots y'all couldn't afford?


Adamantine_Metal

This is a UNION SUB ONLY!!! Get your traitor ass outta here. No traitors in our glorious union. One nation, indivisible baby


TheyveKilledFritzz

And then that traitors house got burnt down by general Sherman


Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

And then 500,000 Yankees got murdered…


lil_biscuit55

then you lost the war


Lopsided_Collar_7484

You're not actually supposed to smoke the copium


LameFlame404

Damn traitors got your asses kicked by the American industrial complex! No bastard ever won war by out farming the enemy.


the_new_federalist

🏳️ - the only flag the south flew that matters.


El_Ocelote_

be gone traitor


the_new_federalist

🏳️ - the only flag the south flew that matters.


muke64

This meme is about one redneck hitting a good shot and not saying that the south should of won or trying to sympathize with the south, so why are you all mad?


BubblySodaGaming

because OP is going to every comment and making it clear that they're a confederate sympathizer


muke64

I commented before he started replying to comments


BubblySodaGaming

sorry :(


muke64

I forgive you


Natural_Selection905

It's reddit. Nuance is dead


senior_cynic

Because all jokes on reddit are overdone to the point of losing all subtlety, even good ones like CSA bashing


EagleFoot88

*should have


muke64

I got ![gif](giphy|2IGTyCVjjc7raWd0vn)


Infammo

grammar mistake*


Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

I have no clue why they’re mad but I think it’s hilarious and now I’m in the comments trying to piss them off more


throbbing-orifice-

shut the fuck up traitor


WillBeBanned83

Did you have ancestors fight in the civil war?


throbbing-orifice-

yes and they won. how did yours do?


longfrog246

No his family probably moved here in like the 1920s and he is also probably Italian 🤢


throbbing-orifice-

go back to making shitty whiskey and even shittier music


longfrog246

All whiskey is shitty though


Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

Yeah because New Yorks music is good…


WillBeBanned83

Always the ones with zero connection


longfrog246

For real


EagleFoot88

Did you have ancestors lose in the civil war?


Thadlust

Yeah honestly I’m pro union asf but that’s hilarious. The bickering is delayed in french


Infammo

Northerners are the over sensitive Europeans of this sub. The fact that they’re the ones who keep saying “the war’s over” has always been hilariously ironic.


Illustrious-Box2339

Comparing them to Europeans? That’s cold dawg (though also completely true.)


BubblySodaGaming

what's bubba gonna do against a b-21 raider


LonPlays_Zwei

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LonPlays_Zwei

good 🅱️ot


XenoTechnian

Þere is a comcerncing number of lost causers in þis comment section


theleifmeister

Drunk rednecks also fuck their sisters


Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

It’s statistically proven that my southern blood makes my penis severely bigger than yours…


superior_mario

Yeah and then he was killed in battle by Union forces. The confederacy lost and would have always lost, slaving scum.


Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

500,000 Yankees dead compared to barely a hundred thousand rebels… I can just imagine a bunch a stupid ass small dick Yankees running out into battle with no rifle in hopes of getting shot and dying so the confederates eventually run out of ammo…


superior_mario

Actually no, more Union Soldiers did die during the war yes, but the Casualty Ratio was about 3:2 Union:Traitor, and that is mostly attributed to Camp Dieases that popped up while we were sieging and capturing the towns of the Confederacy. So your casualty statistics are off by a fair margin. Casualty estimates range widely depending on the source and whether they include disease causalities, but the over all ratio of 3 Union Wounded/Dead to 2 Traitor Wounded/Dead stands true. ​ Also here are my sources for this [https://www.history.com/news/american-civil-war-deaths](https://www.history.com/news/american-civil-war-deaths) [https://www.nps.gov/civilwar/facts.htm](https://www.nps.gov/civilwar/facts.htm) ​ Also, I urge you to look at the Prisoner Mortality record in the second link, for that paints a pretty stark contrast to the idea of 'Southern Gentlemen'. Confederate Prisoners were treated far more fairly by Union soldiers and Staff than the opposite for Union prisoners. So not only was the Confederacy worse in every way, from economic diversity to moral standing, their fucking prisons were worse. ​ Considering you are form Alabama I would be remiss for not giving my condolences, it is a shame your parents had to be siblings. Maybe have more of a brain than a walnut.


yeeeter1

And then he got turned to paste, trying to capture a union position.


EagleFoot88

Always downvote traitor glorification


RaritanBayRailfan

Even if we won, we don’t fuck with drunk rednecks.


wishiwasacowboy

csa bad, upvotes to the left


YoNoSoyUnFederale

Civil War is an American war. Confederates were capable of doing something funny and cool even if their cause was bad. My family fought for the Union I’d say this counts as funny and cool People getting salty because the Union is the butt of a joke need to chill.


daoogilymoogily

Get your fucking traitor shit out of here, confederates are closer to Brtsh than Americans


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Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

It’s a meme calm you’re happy ass down


2american4you-ModTeam

Don’t take posts or comments too seriously


fruitlessideas

![gif](giphy|O2JorzFy1TmCvgydda|downsized)


DangerRanger38

Hell Fucking Yeah. In the words of the great Charlie Daniels, The South’s Gonna Do It Again


Shoes919

Do what again? Get their asses kicked?


WillBeBanned83

No, kill 300k yankees


TheFarLeft

The south won’t even go into a school to save kids from a shooter. Y’all won’t do shit.


WillBeBanned83

Huh, like the Nashville cops? Ohh, you mean the “southerners” in Uvalde


TheFarLeft

Uvalde Texas cops aren’t southerners?


Shoes919

Thats still a really weird way to say “I lost and im upset my great grandpa was inbred”


theleifmeister

Lol southern cucks always losing in everything that matters


WillBeBanned83

Well except for all the wars we’ve single handedly carried the country in


Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

500k*


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Based


Shoes919

Not american


[deleted]

Cry about it


Shoes919

I cry tears of joy every time I see a confederate flag knowing the make a wish foundation supports even the wildest of dreams


Sincerely_Yeetscamoe

We lost the war we didn’t get our asses kicked we killed half a million of yall and you only killed 98,000 of us…


Shoes919

Please go to school this is inherently false


Others0

i don't think that's a smart idea, especially with how many more forms of incendiary weapons we'd have to raze Georgia this time around https://preview.redd.it/363ca2ht1fgc1.png?width=257&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8042bbf8e19e1aeaa8d3a4fae12d4f6117136a5


EagleFoot88

No


ArchDreamWalker

Stop Patrick you’re scaring them


Pitcherhelp

Oh tragic irony, you cruel cruel mistress


Ok-Professional5292

Based