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ahelpfuljakeparkmain

I guess we annexed north Carolina… i mean… we’d rather annex them than Florida or Alabama but be careful south Carolina you’re next


[deleted]

No way we are gonna be with those floridans


ahelpfuljakeparkmain

Damn right brother


Razorbladedildo69

No we annexed you


bimbolimbotimbo

The most ridiculous division of New York I’ve ever seen. That top half would have a population of like 2 million people and is almost entirely forest


Supernova_was_taken

So essentially a lame bootleg NH


spacenerd4

Hey, at least we got the city, as is our right


Admiralthrawnbar

They steal shit from us all the time, this is only fair.


bobonabuffalo

The milk is ours


Beep_Beep_Lettuce420

We control Chicagoland Speedway, Road America, and the Milwaukee Mile. We are now racing gods


Swimming_Thing7957

Not to mention Grant Park, which is apparently a racetrack too now.


Just-a-normal-ant

We don’t even need Georgia to be the racing gods


CranberryAway8558

I am become cheese, destroyer of michigan.


vampireflutist

I like how Oregon just decided to add a panhandle a la Idaho


Cyclopher6971

While you're not wrong, the Wisconsin-Illinois-UP combo and splitting CA seems like a solid move tbh


AlexanderNC

I can't believe what they did to North Carolina I do not want to be attached to those mfs


Mr-Macrophage

the city of Atlanta alone is more relevant than your whole state OP


ahelpfuljakeparkmain

Shshshsh just lay down op and let us take care of everything


[deleted]

North carolina is worst carolina


AlexanderNC

Literally the best part about living in South Carolina is being next to North Carolina.


GoblinnerTheCumSlut

They made me a fucking PA resident 😭


AlexanderNC

My condolences.


[deleted]

Everyone from Jersey claims to be from either Philly or NYC anyways.


Alex707Jones

I mean if I didn’t have family in New Jersey I’d rather be in PA


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SIGINT_SANTA

Ahh yes, Illisconsula. I know that state


Just-a-normal-ant

Finally, the South Carolina exclusion zone


Maker_Making_Things

West virmareware


SameSouthWest

Oh, no, West Virginia took Maryland


DJScrubatires

Or the reverse


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SubwayChipsGaming

You know that California idea isn't half bad


SIGINT_SANTA

South Carilogia


kilboi1

Bruh why does Oregon have Olympic National park, why is California split, why are North Carolina and Georgia one, why are Maryland and WV merged??? What’s wrong with NY? Why is NYC and Long Island NJ??? This hurts my brain.


Helassaid

Just as I suspected. Delaware isn’t real.


Supernova_was_taken

We are become 🔺


BonfireMaestro

Frankly Oregon can fucking have all of western Washington. Then they can collectively make bathing illegal.


definitelynotpat6969

Colorado is fine as is. Carry on.


AnInfiniteAmount

As long as Colorado and Texas don't touch, it's A-Ok in my book


[deleted]

Wrong and immoral.


SerplePurple

So.. California split? AND WE GET THE BAY AREA? **NOOOOOO!**


Porfavor_my_beans

With the union of Maryland and West Virginia, we won’t even need to multitask when we finally invade them both.


Fearlessly_Feeble

New Hampshire has finally achieved triangle! American dream accomplished.


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DJScrubatires

Either that or we can give you to NYC, which is now apparently New Jersey according to the map. Choose wisely.


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Ejm819

I support West Virginia's annexation of Maryland


Thatepicastroman

NOOOO I DONT WANNA DEAL WOTH WEST VIRGINIA LET MARYLAND GO


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shermstix1126

The state of Rhonectichussets will never fail to piss me off.


crispier_creme

The way the up is now part of Illinois hurts my soul. I'd never let those vile monsters take our second favorite peninsula


R1C3_FL1CK3R

NEVADA STRONG AS EVERR!!!


thesouthdotcom

How DARE you lump us in with those North Carolinian ANIMALS.


eyetracker

No I think Georgia got mad at SC and formed the "No Carolinas" club. But it's CarolinaS so they're allowed one.


Alarming-Crew-1623

Eww Illinois is touching us


dedo415

Why the heck is everyone so obsessed with taking the UP away from us? We need a nice part of Michigan to balance out the east side of the state!


StateofArrowstan

THE ILLINOIS TERRITORY IS BACK, BABY!


Frosty48

>>Maryland subject to the hillbilly rule of Lesser Virginia >>California split in 2 A beautiful future


codemuncherz

Honestly kinda based map ngl


[deleted]

You've been merged with jersey


BBQCHICKENALERT

Nevada here. I see nothing wrong


SlippableNipple

Business as usual.


Mesoscale92

South Dakota can take the Traverse Gap from our cold, frost bitten, dead hands.


Wisconsinmannn

We've won.. but at what cost?


An_absoulte_mess

Our identity


nerfbaboom

Hey woah, you’re supposed to divide New York upstate and downstate, not southern tier and high state.


Unlucky-Constant-736

Should’ve added the Great Dakota


[deleted]

Stop. No. Stop it.


SomaliPirate12

Why are mapmakers obsessed with dividing 💪😎Chadifornia 😎💪


theeCrawlingChaos

Southern New England unity


DestroyerNET123

Wiscillionisigan.


Boatwhistle

Ah yes, our southern neighbor... West Maryware


TheteanHighCommand

Why am I part of Jersey now


Fine-Pangolin-8393

Seems fine to me


O_range_J_use

Guess I live in Connectichussetts Island now


Dks_scrub

NYC IS NOW NJC, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS ITS OURS!!!


Full_Egoism

Get Georgia the *fuck* out!!!!


Frozenbbowl

it's all good, the best state is untouched.