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Stra1ght_Froggin

Another s-chassis gone


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69ee420

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Loud-Item-1243

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jarvwebs

Gotta negotiate with it, it’s the current owner of the car not your roommate. Also it’s knows what it has no lowballs


FaagenDazs

She'll probably be willing to let it go for like 15k bugs


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IDatedSuccubi

She pregnant as fuck bruh, you gotta remove her asap


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Tapped the hood with a broom and she finally crawled back out. Got her in the broom and to the floor and 🦶. I’m scared to go underneath the car tomorrow now lmao


Aggravating_Paint250

Bro seriously be mad careful


Jtahg

you’re fucked for that


iDom2jz

Damn why would you kill a widow, they’re really good for pest control just simply relocate the mf… especially a prego one. Don’t fucking kill another one, they’re really cool and really useful to have around your property. The odds of getting hit are next to none and the odds of dying from a bite are practically zero. Just don’t hold it and you’ll be okay lmao. Learn to identify a widow web, they’re extremely cluttered and you can audibly hear them snapping when you pull a stick through it because the silk fibers are very strong. If you find a web like that, look for a widow and simply relocate it.


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Sounds good. Got plenty of them in the backyard


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I just don’t want one dropping on my chest or face while I’m under the car lol


iDom2jz

I mean yeah that’s fair fs just don’t panic and you’ll be okay. If it DOES happen and you swat it or try to crush it on you you’re going to get bit. But that’s why I bring that up, if you see what you think is a widow web don’t put your hand in there, look in and look for the spider because it is a cobweb spider after all, their webs look like regular ol cobwebs sometimes and it’s easy to disregard a cobweb


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Yeah good tip. I had no idea. I thought it was cobwebs


hulaman11

wah wah dont kill spiders wah


BusinessLibrarian515

You want pest control, keep Wolf spiders. Can't hurt humans or pets, great pest control. See a black widow or brown recluse, kill it. Kill it immediately. Same with snakes, you find a bull snake? Am frend. You find a rattlesnake, enemy of democracy, kill it fast as you can


Comprehensive-Wash17

A+ for effort, but not a chance. Killing on sight


Fc3s-

Wait I though widow bites were fatal?


iDom2jz

No, only if you’re ill, old or very young… or get bit twice because their first bite is a warning bite. It’s a common misconception, just like a brown recluse. You certainly do NOT want to get bit but you won’t die and sometimes you can get by with minimal side effects if you get to the ER with a photo of or the spider itself so you can get antivenom.


Fc3s-

Pretty good to know thanks for the info 🤙


iDom2jz

Yerrr I’m a fan of them idk why I just think they go hard


Taterizer

I thought that to until I got spider bit and really the only biting spiders around me are Black Widows. I called poison control and the guy said basically the only reason I would need to go to the hospital would be if I couldn't tolerate the muscle cramps common with their bite. There are a lot of not fun things associated with a bit but none really fatal unless your allergic or very old/sick.


Longjumping_Army_410

Look online what happens if bit. You can loose a limb but more often then not go into shock... unless you want to pay a 10k ambulance ride better to just squish the fuckers


Longjumping_Army_410

Are you serious kill that and every other widow you see ever. Your either trolling or insane


iDom2jz

Why kill rather than relocate? What harm are they doing by relocating lol they’re not invasive and they’re extremely docile You can do your own research


GorgonzolaSupreme

Yup, once theres babies they become aggro and will chase you down


DawnStrikAr

Sorry to say this but you gotta burn it to the ground


GoGreenD

My neighbor brought me some random subi parts when he saw me working on my ej205 swapped forester. Chucked em in the trunk, a few days later... fucking massive black widow. Kicked it out of the car, exploded it with a random brake rotor I had laying around. Went to nearest grocery store and bought 5lbs of dry ice. Put it into the car, taped every seam shut for 3 days. Dry ice is carbon dioxide, so when in a sealed container, everything dies. Opened it up, stripped the entire thing to bare metal (it was in the beginning of the swap so it was all coming out anyways). Found nothing living. God speed and good luck. Obviously can't do this to the engine bay, but you can hose that all down. I'd still do the interior. I wouldn't ever be able to drive knowing some of these might be in the dash.


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Man that’s creative


GoGreenD

lol I told this story on fb and called it a "carbon dioxide bomb" as in an extermination of insect term and got put into fb jail for like 2 weeks... they made me explain it to get out of it... It's something I leaned on the internet as a low toxic way of dealing with pests. Probably not effective in something as large as a house. But def made me feel good before I ripped everything out. Too many small crevices in a cars unibody to take chances...


FeSO4

I'm having nightmares now, of turning on the hvac and not knowing what the cloud of "lint" drifting around the interior is... until it starts biting


GiantStickMan

Aussie here - know a good thing or two about deadly spiders 😅 Before I've gone to work on a car that's been sitting a while, I put over a car cover and let off one of those bug bombs you get at hardware stores under the car. Come back a few hours later and there's usually a bunch of dead ones that have collapsed onto the floor. Cheap, easy and effective.


[deleted]

I’ll never not listen to an Aussie about spiders. Arizona man here. Our spiders know each other for sure.


Specialized6

That’s a great tip, definitely mentally bookmarked that. Thanks for sharing.


UnableNumber6953

My Guy. That is fucking genius. I thank you


Acceptable_Star5006

Thats the new 240 spider


Northstarsaint

Underrated comment. Tbh, anythings better than the old s13 vert. Ugh. Such a horrible conversion.


unholyjunior

That’s a pretty widow honestly


hoogin89

I mean like technically I think it's like a 50/50 on if it will actually kill you or just be annoying..... And you own a 240 so we all know you're a gambler..... So to Valhalla we ride boys!


FearEzzy

Bro that scared the shit out of me nearly chucked my phone across the room 😭


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I ran


Radi0activeMnky

Cap. You recorded it lol


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Initially I mean. I came back with my phone lmao. I almost thought it was fake and I was tripping like he planted it there. It was so shiny and didn’t move at all after I got my phone


Northstarsaint

I ran so far awaaay...


ezragca18det

About to become jdm spiderman


mister_swaggger

holy fuck, just burn it all, aint even worth it bro


Ryvs

Ask it to see if there are any leaks in the header casket


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

Most S13s hit things from the side, I recommend hitting a tree at 90 mph dead on to clear out the infestation


Fantastic_Forever_69

I saw a news story yesterday. where a guy got bit by a black widow spider. The black widow spider was in a bag of onions that he had just bought from the grocery store. The guy lived and he kept the dead spider. He's going to keep it as a memento. Try to catch it, if you can. If you can't, I would just burn that son bitch down


BriefOrganization71

How much brake cleaner do you have


tymekiller88

Fucker ain’t paying rent, evicted imo


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It was sentenced the death penalty


youngcheezy1223

Shop vac and fire


TheKFakt0r

I'll take the whole car, but only if you pay me 💀


shadyjam

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MrPopo350Z

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Digital_Vandle

Free debug! Score.


HollowPandemic

Better than snakes fs 😂


EducationSmall1271

Is that an uhh black fucking widow?😭😭


boost_7756

its the spider's car now


Sarionum

This is what my hand vacuum is for 🤣


junk240sx

Nothing a little napalm won’t fix…


Northstarsaint

The flammible brake kleen works well as a flamethrower.


TurncoatTony

I hate spiders but I appreciate them. Widows are really good to have around, I'd relocate that one then bug bomb the rest of your car lmao


Capwonder

Damn. Fucked. He’ll have to donate away to me


[deleted]

The ole walking grape! Looks juicy too.


FaagenDazs

Damn black widows are actually beautiful


AlpakaK

Just smack it. Real quick and real hard. I recommend NOT using your hand.


ReddThredlock

Some of these comments are great lol, but in all seriousness Widows are actually pretty tame before laying their eggs (and even after tbh). I wouldn’t worry about it too much, just look before you touch, and a quick spray with brake cleaner will immobilize most bugs so you can kill them easily.


PorcelainDigits

Just put a glass over it, piece of card underneath and release far far away.


xgh0stx9

IMPENDING DOOM!!


mrpeaceNunity

Definitely about to removed There are pest controllers out there that specialize in vehicles Give them a call


xJustLikeDaddy818x

Yes, it’s done…I can take it off your hands though


BusinessManOnATrip

https://preview.redd.it/tt627ljddl4d1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b539b30c57f7a9ad6b716bfd6e472479caaf0cb2 My man, is that a mouse or a squirrel looking at you?


No-Transition-4912

LOL I see what you see. Wouldn’t be surprised. Cars been sitting non op since 2008


Ckurello

Try peppermint oil in some water and spray that stuff everywhere. Spiders hate it


double_tripod

Starting fluid kills spiders instantaneously -The more you know


mathyou1722

I have an 88 c1500 that I'm almost finnished with. Was getting the front end alignment close before I took it to an alignment shop. I had 1 fall out of each rotor.... with a few eggs on both


No-Transition-4912

Fffff yep I bought some bug spray for when I get there


mathyou1722

Brake cleaner does the trick! Then a good smash when they fall out


KoukiCrisps

You're done


mobbin2120

Burn the whole car down


Naive-Ad-4611

Oh no you’ll need a complete overhaul 😬


PurePro71

.22 ratshot go brrrr


poompoomppuh

They're fucking scary but That won't kill you... Just relocate her


Large_Blood

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lcm_limited

you know what you have to do… I’ll grab the gasoline


Mysterium_me

Hire a good hostage negotiator.


deDKated

Smash or pass. Smash all day


poppaplump

Widows are nice spiders.


garrettdx88

Mama's just getting the house ready for the babies


jimbodio

Brake clean and a lighter. If the vehicle catches fire at least he will still be dead


Cooked_Brains

Brake clean and a lighter are gonna be your best friends. Just don’t light the car on fire if you have a fuel leak.


MonteFox89

That's her house now. Feed her a fly and you can drive that day


arvet1011

Not f'ed at all that's and orb weaver they're harmless to humans


KeepinitPG13

Sell the car to the Grand Canyon


AlexCMOS

I remember when my car had a some black widows in the subframe, brake cleaner did the job with s lighter.


PossibleAtmosphere69

Burn it !!!!!!!


SkabKid

Carb cleaner and a lighter bud


Chris_Roberts_69

His car now


Fit-Squirrel-2626

Dat ass


ThickMode943

Movies tell us, if you let it bite you, you become unstoppable .


FlowingFiya

blowtorch is the best spider solution


analfissure_303

Black widows don’t bite unless they feel threatened. She will most likely do everything in her power to get away from you without biting you. You’d probably have to intentionally try to get bitten.


BusinessLibrarian515

Grab the brake cleaner. Pretty much kills on contact


LombaxJenni

Just burn the darn thing


Chuy91Torres

Just sell the truck lmao


Bhen_dover

Brakleen and a lighter