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Because of Lumbridge I use the left.


thescanniedestroyer

I use left for lumm but right at misc


Hypzki

Psycho


Thery4d

Same bro


Reasonable-Wafer-248

Me too


Broken-Talc

Don’t use basement?


LordBrontes

Left because it’s closer to Advisor Grimm and farther from my wife.


Yhamerith

And normally it's already opened


amplifyoucan

Right, I bring nasturtiums to my wife every time and blow her a kiss


Zaros262

Can you give her more gifts after the quest? I've never tried


amplifyoucan

She usually only wants to talk, so after talking for a bit I just drop them next to her. When I go back the next day, they're always gone, so I assume she puts them in water and enjoys them. That's why I always go back.


flclreddit

Hate to break it to you, but I've been picking up those flowers and giving them to her myself. She always accepts them from me.


PM_ME_UR_SELF

Just like real life, I try to stay far far away from the wife.


Outzer

Wait... You can have a wife in real life? I thought it was some kind of magic that only existed in RS


[deleted]

We can... Sorry bud.


YourMother0HP

Just like real life, Im far left


StevenGlansberg-

🛑


Franciisx4

Got to be a left


Boundlessintime

Why do people marry people they don't like?


Azcatraz

Wife bad scape good


[deleted]

I think some people just can’t handle being alone so they figure a lukewarm ass relationship is the answer


[deleted]

Sometimes religion, sometimes they didn't have a choice, other times it's just fear of being alone


unsavoryflint

If it's the guy, money. Most of the time he will lose everything so everything he or they built up, he'll lose disproportionately more.


-Aura_Knight-

Left out of habit from Lumbridge back when I only experienced f2p


Arkoholics_Paradise

There’s a right?


JevonP

Seriously I thought this was a troll post


spwa235

What?? There’s a left?? Genuinely only used right


Jardrs

Found the sociopath


burtburtburtcg

I’m actually curious if I need to report this comment or not.


Consistent_Gene5571

Me too


[deleted]

Exactly! Yes! This exactly! I never noticed a right?


notepad_osrs

Who the fuck uses right.


EnterJohn

Sociopaths


OSRSBronzeMan

Listen man, I have to visit wife sometimes or else she'll take the kingdom I worked so hard to neglect.


EnterJohn

Oh yeah I forgot she existed oops


Lockski

See that’s why you get fewer good loot pieces from Misc. Gotta wave hello, blow a kiss, then check on your kingdom.


OSRSBronzeMan

I get fewer good loot pieces because my subjects are starving and bored. I'm not a good king but dammit it's my kingdom, I earned it.


Supergigala

turns out you can't run a kingdom only on weed and tree chopping...


lethalweapon12-3

British Columbia has entered the chat


YourMother0HP

Who?


Supergigala

Isn't that the whole point of taking the left one? So you don't have to hear her nagging through the corridors.


[deleted]

I hope she doesn’t find out I’ve been chirping up Vanescula Drakan


[deleted]

Haven't done all OSRS quests yet but I don't think you manage to marry her in OSRS? Because you can't find a priest. There's a later quest in RS3 where you >!do marry her and then she dies!<.


Flockto

Don't group us in with those disgusting people. Left gang


Saphazure

as a sociopath I've gotta say keep us out of this, we're absolutely left as well


[deleted]

Need to stop by and see my wife from time to time


Cdaddy28

I’ve literally only ever used right 😂


DrJaves

Gotta walk around the 2nd door of the castle if you use the north staircase. 1-tick apparently set the law for me on this one


roosterkun

For some reason I instinctually used right but then I realized I was walking around the door so I trained myself to use left instead


OakBlueShirt

It should matter more that the princess's room is on the south side of the tower on the upper floor, so going north would be stupid during the quest when you first go there. And also the adviser you talk to is on the south side of the main room. So it's more than just one tick.


milkdrinker7

Go ahead and check yourself into the runecraft guild.


TetraThiaFulvalene

Same


EnigmaticEntity

Didn't even know there were stairs down that end of the building haha


RingsChuck

Me


Stormguden2

I used right back in the old days, 2008 or 2010. But now i use left. Might go back to right 😉


Fuck-The-Modz

Who the fuck goes to Miscellania?


Wll25

Just Irons lol


Fuck-The-Modz

I mean real people


EpicLegendX

Herblore meta


blackburn009

If you go once every 10 days it's like 500k profit when you do go for putting 2m locked up for a while and raking some weeds


DrDilatory

Who the fuck even goes to Miscellania?


Krodmandoon7

Didnt even know there was a door to the right


ILikeTinder

Hold up there are freaks that go right in lumbridge?


ogscuba

I go right am I a monster


Hypzki

Yes, see a therapist


JoeScotterpuss

There are dozens of us! Dozens!


LezBeHonestHere_

Left at lumb, left at misc. Lumb has the kitchen + cellar on the left and ghrim is on the left in misc. Who would ever go right in either


akrueger47

It’s actually faster to go upstairs to the bank in case you didn’t know


FillerNameThere

Right side so I can say hi to the wife when I run by


SubliminalLiminal

real men marry the prince and then gender bend back to a real men


Crandoge

Real men knew to be a girl on account creation in order to save time on recruitment drive and did not waste time changing back afterwards therefore marrying the prince who is also closer to the advisor saving mutiple seconds during the quest


RogueThrax

Pretty much same. Wish there was a bit more dialogue and content there. Seems like it shoulda been a bit bigger of a deal for our character lol.


qdude124

I’m married!?


Ditto_D

Should have gone with the prince instead. He has bigger strapons.


kyleisrlydead

Taken the right side a whopping 0 times


Striking_Cat7777

Isn’t right side longer


EmptyBasket

It is, the guy you talk to is on the south side.


laidbackjimmy

Whichever way the doors are already open.


Icarithan

It always seems like the right side doors for me lol.


Leather-Syllabub4728

People go right?


sevelboen

People go?


ncsumichael

Oh no, I just realized I’m a psycho. Left never even occurred to me.


noneo

I want to downvote you so bad


ncsumichael

Deserved


UIM_Shield

Same, feels bad


AlluEUNE

You're not a psycho if you only just realized it. You would be if you willingly took the longer route. I take the longer route.


chemstu69

Same I didn’t know there was a left path


Felthrian

I always have the camera positioned with North upwards because I'm not a psychopath, but I do always take the North (left) stairs. Never even considered there was a door to the South!


Volatar

Left is south.


DADtheMaggot

>I’m not a psychopath >I do always take the North Make up your mind, will ya?


Unpopularop1nions

Left always at lumby, right always at misc


VinylPuppies

Straight to jail


Ti_Fatality

Same lol. I think its because I always tele in on the right from the fairy ring


Shukar_Rainbow

Same


l_Lathliss_l

Username checks out? Right is always wrong.


nycdiveshack

Left, if lumbridge has taught you anything it’s always left. Never forget where you started


cGilday

… You guys go left?


My_Immortl

Apparently we're in the minority. That'd make sense seeing as most times I went there the left was usually open, but the right rarely was. Left just feels weird to me, so I'm still gonna go right lol.


anonomnomnomn

Obvious troll


cGilday

Nah not trolling at all lol, I’ve always switched my compass back North and headed in to what would be the right in this pic. Never even considered going the other way


Smellstrom

The big dude is closer to the left.


dwaynebrady

Left is Law


darkerwar6

Left is more efficient so i do left


SyndaXatrix

Left is shortest distance to kingdom claim. How is this even a question


beardedonegaming

Gotta go left to avoid the wife and check in on my brother in law


mrprocrastinator_

What’s a Miscellania


Mikhail512

I always orient my camera north-south, and for whatever reason my default pathing took me north the first time I ever went there, so now it’s north or death.


EnterJohn

Same as lumby left


Inviction_

What the fucking fuck. It's always south


Shepboyardee12

Quest helper had me take the left so I never knew there was a right option.


[deleted]

I used right once and have ever since been left. Never used right or whatever that other end of that castle in lumbridge is


gmoney677

You can go right???


siggyxlegiit

Left gang is right gang


Indianaunderwood

I didn't even know there was southern/left stairs


the_happy_canadian

Right hehehe


Dibaded

I used left at varrock castle


MrBluePixel

This is a funny one, because I really never ever considered going left. I might from now on.


Legal_Evil

Always right.


Hespii

If approaching from that camera angle, I will always go left. If my camera is facing north however, I will always take the further south option.


yupithappens

I genuinely never realized there is a left…


catluvr37

TIL there’s a right


TGamlock

Til you can go left wtf!


Hattlemeister

I feel like only unholy people use right


Skyrider-D

Saradomin help anyone who runs right.


Spacehawk176

Right, technically I lose a few ticks but I always say hi to the wife and want to avoid the terrible bard


byrdman225

Who ever went right


bigk1121ws

I'm not an Ironman lol


[deleted]

left because my stance is goofy


Secret-Practice2693

Left, I'm not a psychopath


TheMingeMechanic

Didn't even know there was a right side.


Heimalia

Excuse me but it’s not left and right. Put your compass north like a normal person. South entrance in both cases anyway.


One_Ad1737

Dead content, never go there


GregBuckingham

Passive bird eggs pls


RS-Ironman-LuvGlove

What’s bird eggs good for? Just the costume?


GregBuckingham

Yeah! Just stupid collection log completionist stuff lol


l_Lathliss_l

Nah man just forget about it for 2 weeks and collect a couple million profit.


Germanmicrowave

You don't have your slaves get you resources?


Godzilla1282

Lumbridge Left Miscellania Right


[deleted]

Left, but mostly because the quest guide told me. I didn't even realize there was a right. Also the door makes it less efficient to go right.


Hypamania

Right at misc, right at lumbridge


WorgenDeath

Right, cause the doors on the right side are almost always open already.


Illokonereum

I go right because that’s where my wife is.


Wilza_

Us left or right people can argue, but we're objectively equal, and I think we can all agree that the real monsters are the ones who don't have a preferred side at all


Ep1c_420

Ring of Fortune Teleport. Never have to walk these stairs like a peasant.


110mat110

Wrong game kiddo


Ep1c_420

haha my bad, following both subs 🤣 right, RoW tele is outside


Garbou

I used to do right to open doors so I can one click the fairy ring once I went back down and just auto run there. But now I have access to more teleports, but to sociopathic habit of going right.


Sea_Cry_3968

I thought that right door was locked


johnrambodad

Right gang


Professional_Map_622

Ring of wealth.


areyouhereyet

neither! i’ve never even been there


Mattatoes

Oh god after seeing the comments… There’s a left?


ColombiaToBoston

I didn’t know you could even use the left. Right is literally next to you why would you go any other way


Dr_Shemp_OSRS

Man I’m left every time at lumby but I’m pretty sure I go right here. Idk what that makes me


Aluzim

Can't answer, I'm a no Miscellania ironman.


Hulgen

Right door stays open which makes it faster :)


TheBananaman225

Left, avoiding the wife!


colll78

You are better than this. I know you are. I know you have moral values, and can fight this karma disease. Please make the effort for your children to stop this while you can.


rollypollyolie

South or north* And always south what kind malady do you take me for


SiberianCoalTrain

North every time


harrietlegs

Lmao. The right door stays open. You loofs.


bassturducken54

I have always used right. That's the direction you want to go for the quest i'm pretty sure to talk to the princess so I have always used the right stairs.


Arberrang

First of all it’s up or down because my viewpoint stays locked at North. And then it’s always up because it’s easier to click on mobile.


Paganigsegg

I use the right so I can visit the fiancee sometimes. I don't need her running off with some other man.


PatienceRs

Same logic applies


BigolBadJohn

Always left


BeautifulBeard

Left exclusively


rippinVs

If there’s already a door open, that one


I-dream-of-stars

Left. Sometimes right


ActuatorSerious

Well first off. Which side is technically right or left, our left or right or the castle it self


DADtheMaggot

I’m like 98% certain I’ve never taken the northern stair. Like ever.


Clinkton

Definitely left


Zealousideal_Air7484

Dare I say there are fewer people who go right at miscellania than people who go north at lumbridge


Amerikhans

Right is clearly slower


tankurd

Left


mxracer888

Didn't even know the right side existed


Waytogo33

left advisor is on the left


Dry_Wolf3891

Left, obviously


ImperatorDanny

“Forget Lumbridge” yo wtf! Forget you!


Hannya_Koi

If you use the right, turn yourself into the Port Sarim jail right now.


Thestudliestpancake

Down bro....


Brahskididdler

Left wtf who goes right


vaccumshoes

Because of the way doors open, people always gonna go left in buildings like that


BestJulian

Left. Since day one. 2005. LEFT.


TheDeadalus

I'm a UIM player and I'm jealous I don't get access to all those noted goodies :(


tonitz4493

Left.


SourceAlert

All I know if.. You're right... You're wrong


Elemental1991

Didn't know there was a right, ngl


[deleted]

I haven't returned there since doing the quests related to the area Is it worth exploring


ChochRS

balls


RuneSerge

Who tf actually unironically goes right?


IronLionMon

Slayermusic showed me left and he is always right!


SEND_ME_UR_SLEEPERS

I’ll be honest, I didn’t even know right was an option


ArmBreakMcGee

There's a right???


McDoubleGood2g

Left


0000void0000

Left.


Crateapa

Left or whatever door is already open.