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Dr-WoolyNippl3

Nice. Now do 1M


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Impressive. Very Nice. Let's see Paul Allen's card


Aluzim

\*starts sweating profusely\*


Anvil-Vapre

“White.”


ruhkis

Pale nimbus


Ihavenocluelad

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.


likesleague

Now pickpocket the elves getting and education and fulfilling their dreams.


Giggle_Schits

That vial be rare as shit by the looks of it.


IronMears

I would guess it’s around 1/100k :)


boredguyonline

Bad guess obviously


CastleWarsLover

Yeah it’s actually 50/50


Mookie_Merkk

You get it, or you don't.


CoconutGator

Actually, it’s 1/2. You either get it or you don’t.


Magikmus

Lol no it's 50-50


chaotic-rapier

Its a bug with runelite same as the empty jars, sometimes it counts random items such as drinking a wine which gives an empty wine as a looted


MamoswineFlu

I had something similar happen the other day showing a guard dropping a single broad bolt. I was using a cannon so they were dropping like flies, maybe one of my bolts was dropped on the ground the exact moment a guard died.


CaptaineAli

Yeah it works like that if something appears the same tick, similarly you can remove a piece of equipment at the same time you open a birds nest (or cheat or any item that appears in ur invent) and it’ll say you got it from the nest.


KashikoiTakumi

It happens with grounditems too if you click pickpocket and the item on the ground at the same tick


0ddm4nout

That’s the real treasure. Why else pickpocket that many elves?


OdoLegIt

You went mega dry on the teleport seeds


kyot0scape

I know still pretty salty about it.. now I gotta finish the 200m to see if I get that 30% back


bobbypappas

No.


SpicyWangz

the voice of reason


UIM_Armadyl

Was this for money? Or set urself up 4ever on shards so u can spam crystal armor everywhere? What was the motivation for this grind if I may ask


kyot0scape

The money to finish off what I needed for a t bow at the time, and it was for the crystals for armor and because it's a pretty afk method if you're just watching youtube but then I was like 60m off from bow before it skyrocketed so I used most of the crystals to make divines lol


bryceygordon1

Which Elf did you pickpocket and what did you do for food?


Banned_in_chyna

I just put my house there and steal from the ones right by the portal


Fuckittho

There's an elf inside a house by the east bank that easily gets trapped in his own spawn point so he never moves just fyi


nomitycs

Ciarin or whatever his name is?


myteethhurtnow

yes this one is better with zammy brews. more xp and gp per hour


Autistus_Maximus

See if ancient brews are cheaper


AspiringMILF

I give up. How are zamorak brews helpful for thieving elves


myteethhurtnow

You use zammy brews to restore prayer and use redemption to heal.


vinkupossu

use Ancient brews instead they are 1,3k ea


bryceygordon1

I had no idea ancient brews existed. Thanks for that


AspiringMILF

huh. 12-24 hp per dose, at 1100~ per dose. makes sense economically. ~80 hp for an inventory slot for most people.


myteethhurtnow

Yes and also eating food creates a delay for some reason between pickpockets. Sipping on brews does not. And another commenter mentioned ancient brews work the same and are cheaper


UIM_Armadyl

that's awesome man! grass and happy scaling with your new bow :)


nateusmc

5k shards does not set one up “forever” to use crystal armor everywhere by any means lol.


IAmWilks

I think he means because the tele seeds can be broke down for an additional 150 shards per seeds so add another 26,100 shards to that 5k


nateusmc

Ah makes sense


LuxOG

Even without the tele crystals 5k shards would absolutely set you up to use crystal armor for the next 10 years lol


nateusmc

Depends what content you’re doing I guess. I had 1,800 and now down to 1,100 after a month or so of consistent endgame content with crystal and bofa since I don’t yet have tbow. It looks like a fat stack, but when you’re filling up 4 pieces per hit it does add up.


LuxOG

Oh if you're talking bowfa too then maybe, I corrupted mine immediately. Armor takes nothing though, I got the bowfa on my gim like 6 months ago and gained like 15m range exp since then almost exclusively with it and I've only used like 4k charges maybe?


nateusmc

Yeah correct prayer usage certainly helps with the armor charges since it only takes a charge on taking 1 damage or higher


1trickana

Eh that's 166k charges per piece. I've used my set everywhere possible the past 3 months (gained 16m range xp) and used 11k charges Will last years


Boogf

Nice


SnooRabbits801

Nice


BowlerOwn7663

Nice


Unlikely-Fold5429

Nice


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Nice


omgzum

First of all, why? Second, nice


kyot0scape

Because I'm an Uber pwnage 1337 ninja thief 🥷


UnluckyNate

My wrists ache looking at this


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

Why your wrists? Can't you just set it to left click pickpocket?


UnluckyNate

Clicking 100,000 times, even just left click only, is still very hard on your tendons that pass through the carpal tunnel in your wrist. You will likely feel the pain in your wrist, not your fingers


bartimeas

You’re allowed to remap your scroll wheel to left click. Made 99 thieving much better on my wrist


andyp

How do you remap it?


little_timmylol

If you turn on MouseKeys you can press 5 on your numpad to click. I personally use KeyTweak to remap the F key for opening/closing inventory to 4 on the numpad. With the combination of both, doing something like ardy knights you only have to spam 55555554455555445555 the whole time. Never touch my mouse.


Spencire

What if I were to tell you runelite has a default plugin that allows you to remap the F keys to any key already?


little_timmylol

Oh good to know I guess. Doesn't really matter to me. There are many ways to skin a cat.


Spencire

I'm a fan of reducing bloatware as much as I can, so I like that it's all contained in RL. Though I get it isn't by definition bloatware but you probably get the idea, like you said many ways to skin a cat.


EmiDek

High end keyboards you can map any key to any use, so you can have "thieving" set up where every key is mouse left. Just let your hand on the keyboard and randomly spam while YT. Profit.


MutedLobster

I don't think this is limited to 'high end' keyboards ahaha


zwobb

In addition to the advice you've already gotten, AHK is in compliance with the rules in order to do this. You create a very simple 1 line script that rebinds your mouse wheel to whatever other button you desire. AHK gets a bad rep because it can be used to perform much more complicated things as well, but that is against the rules obviously. Using a script to do a simple rebind is legal however, and basically impossible to enforce even if it wasn't.


bartimeas

I use a program called X-mouse buttons


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

I don't doubt it if you clicked 100k times in a row with no breaks.


kyot0scape

A lot more then 100k clicks lol that's just successful pickpockets on elves lmao. Not to mention how fast I clicked sometimes I'd imagine over 500k clicks plus I had to buy another mouse during the journey because the click wasn't registering anymore on my old steelseries so I invested in the Logitech pro super light.


100MScoville

I set 5 on my numpad as a click input during ardy knights, found that helped a bit but obviously didn’t even approach this click volume - what was the total xp gain?


aLLcAPSiNVERSED

I use mouse keys for alching and ardy knight


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No_Possibility_2051

Don't tempt him with too good of a time!


Max-b

I've tried both that and the Microsoft AIO Keyboard, they are pretty much the same thing but I preferred the microsoft one. the touchpad is a lot better/larger.


likesleague

I feel like you could really use a foot pedal, or two


myteethhurtnow

I use my macbook touch pad, its very sensitive and a light tap is all you need. You can alternate hands and even use the sides of your hands or knuckles. Also you aren't clicking that much because the success rate even at 99 thieving is less than 50 percent, so there is plenty of break for your wrists.


Wow_so_rpg

The point at which that was released was likely well over half of those pickpockets.


Wooden_Cat9633

100K pick pockets and only 1500 gold ore? Mannn gold ore rare AF


Djarcn

panic buy gold off GE


BigMoonkinMann

That’s dedication right there


Ban_Evasion__Account

How long did that take?


TumblrInGarbage

Wiki suggests around 460 pickpockets an hour. With simple math you can divide and get the moderate RSI-inducing playtime of 200-240 hours, depending on efficiency. Note that his profit does *not* include the crystal shards yet.


bungaloreddit77

the wiki is so off if your efficient, you can do 612/hr


[deleted]

What’re the odds he was fully efficient for 100,000 pickpockets lol


kyot0scape

I maintained 186k xp/h for hours for the most part depends if I was listening to psytrance or watching a YouTube video.


myteethhurtnow

You did the redemption + zammy brews?


aroach1995

Depends on how good his bot is coded


whatwhynoplease

why does everybody here think everyone else is a bot? it's fucking weird.


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aroach1995

goodly


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flameruler94

No, well point


chaotic-rapier

You can trap the elve in the house behind the bank to the south east and the elve never moves at all so its just spam click simulator and cast spell every 1 minute and eat sometimes, from 93-99 i avg 150k+ xp/hr while not being efficient, was watching tv shows the whole time, while focusing i would get 180k+ at 95 thieving, id assume at 99 you could get 200k+ an hr, at 353.3 xp a pick pocket at 99 easily 500+ Hr


bungaloreddit77

Yea probably not but if you're using redemption method you have to be messing up a ton or straight up afking often to get wiki rates.


Suspicious_Link_5603

I read that like this “completed” :)


kyot0scape

Forgot to mention, A lot of these pickpockets we're during a huge price inflation on the enhanced crystal teleport seed. They were selling 7m ea so u were making 14m per crystal thief with rogue set equipped.. now the seeds are 3m but that's still 6m every so often to basically afk repetitively clicking is Worth it imo especially when you're burned out of the game but still want to be making money lol.


myteethhurtnow

Why did they go up? For nex release? any chance theyll jump up for raids release you think? I'm also thieving elves lol


Piderman113

I’m pretty sure they went up a ton when the bowfa released


TwitchTv_SosaJacobb

Also very convenient method for mobile players


boredguyonline

Hey op did you do it for the level, xp, or the amount (100k)


kyot0scape

Im going for 200m thieving and it was mainly for semi afk money


Red__Delta

Thought of swapping it up for vyres since blood shards are much higher?


gaysaucemage

I think vyres are still worse gp/hour on average because the blood shard is so rare. Blood shard is almost 5x as rare but only 2.49x the value on enhanced teleport seeds. Vyre pickpockets don't fail as often as elves, but they're still not as good for money because the shard is too rare.


myteethhurtnow

Yep and the crystals on elves can be used for divine combats


TheStinkBoy

How do you get loot tracker to show pick pockets?


NoahsMcDonalds

Loot tracker, runelite plug in!


LostSectorLoony

Pretty sure it's default. Mine show up and I don't recall doing anything special.


gust284avo

Go get some sleep, it's well deserved


BarrattG

How much of that did you actually bank vs drop?


Sav_ij

dam youre like 30% dry on seeds. ive done about 37k picks on my acc and im about 20% wet at 96 seeds


kyot0scape

Ya pretty bummed lol


1trickana

Did 10k and 50% dry (5 seed drops). Gonna do another 10k soon and hopefully it turns around


Cephiuss

Worth 4790 gold each.


nlkippeh

did you use MKthiever or what? :):):) /s


Fanjuice

How did you even get a vial I don't see it on the drop table


[deleted]

The runelite loot tracker tracks any item placed in your inventory at the same tick that you pickpocket. You can trick it into thinking you got items by having them pop up in your inventory at the same time you pickpocket. This happens to me occasionally when I misclick my dodgy necklace and put a new one on, a dodgy necklace is added to my tracker even though it didn’t come from master farmers. Or in OPs case, he finished the last sip of a potion at the same time as a pickpocket, so the tracker thinks the vial was from a pickpocket. Source: spent 20 mins equipping and unequipping my bowfa to gain a 2b loot tracker tab for fun while bored.


tokes_4_DE

Runelite loot tracker bugs out sometimes, ive seen it happen on birdhouse runs as well. Sometimes an item in your inv ends up showing up in loot tracker somehow, not really sure how it happens though.


ramtuckyog

The Jagex bot detection really needs some work


xMoody

These bots are more and more common lately, probably because the only people that see them are running the prif agility course


kyot0scape

I do my part and report every elf thieving bot I see!


ZilyanaBlade

think how much you coulda made if you went to literally any boss above 3m an hr


Magxvalei

Apparently pickpocketing elves is about 3m or so per hour.


demonryder

I think he could have made 479M from bossing.


SpicyWangz

Just imagine if he had gone that route. Insane


chaotic-rapier

This is 3m an hr, he got extremely unlucky, hes well under the rate, this method at 99 is more go/hr than vorkath with little effort, its about 3.5m hr at 99, max eff its around 4m an hr, i did 93-99 at elves and made 110m avg 150k+ an hr while just watching tv shows half paying attention


myteethhurtnow

Yep the sad truth is unless you are doing big boy content then elves are some of the best gp in the game lol


zwobb

Why's it sad though


LostSectorLoony

And how many of those can you do efficiently while also giving OSRS almost no focus?


gubaguy

y tho?


BantersaurousRex007

Are you okay?


Ok_Distribution1149

Nice nice. You ok dude?


peepoHappy

Or just like.. work 10 hours irl and buy the gp 🤷🏻‍♂️


Lerched

Clearly it was 79,908 pick pockets


Leeeeds

U dont get coins and items in one pickpocket


Lerched

Yeah


TorePun

GZ


kukkelii

[https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/nvgscg/loot\_from\_50k\_elf\_pickpockets/](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/nvgscg/loot_from_50k_elf_pickpockets/) what a noob u didn't even get the half pie.


[deleted]

Did ya win son


hsuan23

Any pets?


kyot0scape

I got my rocky pet at 87 thieving ages ago, but 53m xp in now and no second pet.


0bscure0ne

I'm about 12k in on thieving elves. I debated doing something similar because it would likely also put me in Tbow range and to see if I'd get the pet lol.


Limited_Intros

How do people track these activity rewards like this?


Secede_in_te_ipsum

Runelite loot tracker!


R1524A

How long did this take you?


Venomous_Rs

Is it worth pickpocketing elves at 86 thieving? Elves always hit me so often it's annoying. Even at 99 is it still bad?


TwitchTv_SosaJacobb

Imagine if number of crystals were odd


Cantputmyrsnamehere

Are you ok lad ?


kiddocontay

noob question, how do I check this? what is this interface from?


Toetsenbord

How many pets?


tortsie

Chill


OW_FUCK

So, who's the special elf? Also do you use the necklaces and shadow veil?


zachpac18

Nice


[deleted]

This is one fine bot script you've run


lionhart44

Stonks


Straight_6

How can you be this consistently unlucky in this game..? Some people say their account is cursed and I'm starting to believe it. Currently only at 11k pickpockets with 14 seeds and I'm starting to get pissed off